Chapter 1: Black Guns
I'm sorry, I like to lose weight!
This scale doesn't seem to fit you quite right!
If I were your girlfriend, it would be a rose, stuck in lard!
Fat people have no future!
No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are a good-hearted fat man; If you die, you're a dead fat man......
Zhou Bo is such a dead fat man, a dead fat man who he hates deeply. Grandma's, are you so sad? Since I was a child, except for kindergarten, I haven't even held a girl's little hand, is there such a tragedy? Isn't it just a little fatter, isn't it just a little more fat on the body, isn't it just that the average weight scale can't stand it? Is there such a tragedy?
The more tragic thing is still to come, finally getting older and becoming an adult, but Nima, the object has never been there, and he is still a sad old virgin, there is wood? Even when she arrives in the Footwashing City, the little sister inside would rather ask for six hundred yuan for other people, and disdain her own six thousand yuan bills.
In Xiaomei's words, that is, you can pay for the money, but you can't do it! You're so heavy, I'm afraid you're crushing people...... Woo, it's crushing, it's a big deal if you can't make it on it?
Zhou Bo also had a cup of steaming Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles in front of him, snorting and snorting, while swallowing instant noodles, his eyes were staring at the computer screen in front of him, and there was a picture in it, following the owner's movements, moving quickly.
A noodle bounces quite well, and it even clicks on the top of the nose before finally entering Zhou Bo's fat mouth. The little eyes have almost been completely blocked by the fat on the face, looking up at the window, the dirty air, almost a depression, this world is more and more unsuitable for human survival, even if the sun is shining, it is also a haze, I still remember that I saw the sun vaguely when I was a child, but now, it has become a luxury.
At this moment, the screen on the computer began to flicker.
The fat man's heart moved, the show was coming, and he hurriedly clicked on a burning software to record all the things that happened in this scene.
Just in the computer, a woman of about twenty-four or five who was dressed in jewels, it was a bewitching woman, with an unusually hot figure, towering breasts, round buttocks, a pair of long legs that hooked the soul, and the whole body was full of coquettish and prodigal atmosphere......
Good guys, this is a live-action show, much better than watching a movie or something.
The fat man can't help but be a little excited, although he is still a sad virgin, but the fat man has Ah Q's spiritual victory method, and he replaces the male protagonist in his computer screen in his fantasy, and his hands involuntarily begin to move up and down, and the pleasure is gathering rapidly.
Uh-huh...... The two of them had no scruples at all, and they didn't know that the scene of themselves had been recorded, and they released the desire in their hearts without scruples. The man sprinted wildly over the woman, and after ten minutes, with a high-pitched moan, the man had come to an end.
"Whoa...... "Whoa" There was a wolf howl, and the fat man also surrendered his gun, which was too exciting, so he hurriedly grabbed the paper towel on the computer desk and wiped two handfuls casually. Immediately, the fat man's palm quickly shook on the keyboard, and the scene just recorded was transferred to a DV, and the fat man's task was finally completed.
Now, the fat man is going to meet the boss.
This is the fat man's profession, after doing this business, there is a commission of two million, and after having this money, his assets can also exceed 10 million, and the fat man also plans to enter the soul world immediately and open a new era.
To put it nicely, it's called a private detective, and if it doesn't sound good, it's the paparazzi. Moreover, he is also a fairly famous member of the paparazzi, this guy digs into privacy, secretly takes nude photos, and has the ability to make videos, which is quite a bull fork. Although the body is too fat, the movement is too slow, and it is not flexible, but the appearance of the fat man provides a pretty good cover for the fat man, who would have thought that this fat guy is still mixed with cameras in the fat of his body? Just as I pass you, the camera has already run to you......
This is the profession of the fat man. Since taking up this profession, in the hands of the fat man, the broken up husband and wife, if not one thousand, but eight hundred, the fat man has simply become a professional villain who beats mandarin ducks. What kind of one-night stand, extramarital affair, fostering, cheating, etc., as long as you spend money, whether it is a video or a picture, the fat man can get it out for you, and then it will be a good marriage to break up a couple......
For this kind of thing, the fat man does not have the slightest psychological pressure...... Grandma's, Lao Tzu doesn't have women, you have women, don't you bring a green hat? Lao Tzu can't soak in beauties, but Lao Tzu can break up handsome guys and beauties...... Damn, Lao Tzu is great.
Holding the DV in his pocket, he hung up the door with a clatter, and the fat man walked over to the joint.
It's a dark corner, grandma's, doing this profession, can't see the light.
"What do I want?" A young man, about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, this man, is the commissioner of this mission, as for the woman, unlucky, is his wife, seeing this young man, the fat man seems to be able to see the green patch on this young man's head.
Unlucky guy, his own woman was, and by the way, he let himself...... Poor fellow, do you want to thank him, give yourself money, and by the way, let yourself look at his wife for nothing, ah, it's great, second only to yourself!
"Something has been brought." Zhou Bo smiled lightly and put the DV in his arms into the young man's hand.
opened it, glanced at it casually, and a burst of En'en Ahhh sound immediately came out, and the young man's face immediately became weird, it is conceivable that looking at his wife, moaning coquettishly under the body of another handsome guy, his face was flushed, and the thoughts in this young man's heart can be imagined.
However, this guy's forbearance is quite good, seeing this exciting picture, he didn't run away on the spot, Zhou Bo wanted to investigate whether this guy was a descendant of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"You've done a great job, and it's your reward." The young man turned off the DV, took out a check from his arms, and handed it to Zhou Bo.
After looking at the series of zero eggs above, the smile on Zhou Bo's face became more and more obscene, and his small eyes could hardly be seen. Grandma's, doing this line of work, is becoming more and more popular now, if it weren't for the fact that the environment in reality is too rubbish, otherwise, Zhou Bo is likely to make a fortune.
Call...... It's another husband and wife, who were broken up in their own hands, we are really great, do good deeds, and leave no name.
Nodding at the young man, Zhou Bo prepared to leave this place. Now Zhou Bo is a little impatient, plus the two million commissions, his wealth has exceeded 10 million, and he can already enter the soul world to find a pretty good background, and he no longer has to endure this fishy smell, and he no longer has to breathe the dirty air.
Real life is becoming more and more unsuitable for human habitation, all kinds of animals have almost all been extinct, and only human beings are left, living alone on this devastated earth. It's just that the turbid air may take away human lives at any time, and those who can survive in this environment are all Xiaoqiang who can't be killed.
In order to change this situation, scientists from all over the world came together to develop a way to change this situation, but in the end they all failed. Later, after more than ten years of research, a strange program was finally developed.
Relying on the latest ultra-high technology, it connects to the human brain and enters a special space, an existence similar to an online game. In other words, this is an online game, but a super-large online game played by players from all over the world.
The player's body is connected to the terminal to a special processing center, and then the brain waves will simulate a real person's phantom in the soul world...... It's a bit complicated to say, but to put it simply, it's the kind of scene in The Matrix. A completely virtual world. The human soul will always exist in that virtual world, and the body in reality is regularly injected with nutrient solution to maintain the survival of life until the moment of death. Everything is operated by machines, and all human beings will enter the soul realm and continue their lives.
When the soul world first came out, it was questioned by a large number of voices, but this is the only way to let human beings live and continue, and no one can do it. Coupled with the real environment, it is becoming more and more unbearable, every year a large number of human beings die under this foul air, the mortality rate is several times higher than the birth rate, and the situation of newborn babies dying is endless.
No one can stand it!
Therefore, after the opening of the Soul Realm, a large number of people immediately entered and became members of the Soul Realm, or players!
Now, less than half of the people who are still in society remain.
When you enter the Soul Realm, the system will randomly assign you an identity in the game according to your real property...... There, you'll have a whole new life. That is to say, if in reality you have a lot of money, then you are a palace noble, a child of a wealthy family, if in reality you have nothing, poor and white, then in the game, you may just be an unlucky beggar who is about to starve to death.
It's quite realistic, but no one can do anything about it, one by one can only work hard.
100,000, 10,000,000...... Each one is a grade, now, Zhou Bo is working towards 10 million, as long as his assets reach 10 million, then in the game, he can also be assigned a middle-class identity, and then maybe there is a chance to get rid of this fat on his body, and then there is a chance...... What, break your decades-old shame. Compared with life, the fat man seems to care more about this one.
Thinking of the new world, Zhou Bo became more and more excited, and now what Zhou Bo wants to do is to go to the bank, cash the check, and transfer it to his own name!
Poof!
Suddenly, Zhou Bo, who was dreaming a sweet dream, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, looked down, and a hideous blood hole had opened on his chest, and the blood was gurgling down the fat and dripping to the ground in an instant. Turning to look, the young man's face revealed a trace of cold hideousness.
What a shameful thing it is to be cuckolded, if it gets out, where will your face go?
I carried the two million checks in my arms, two million, at this time, every dime is money, and it can't be wasted...... Poor fat man, the corpse on the ground, gradually became cold, in his eyes, the young man, farther and farther away, finally, the darkness completely descended, and everything fell silent!
It may be dark, but that's the reality. When the end comes, either death or madness, in order to be able to get a good identity in the soul world, all moral principles are ruthlessly abandoned.
At this time, no one will take their lives to heart, and no one will be. Even the police can't take care of it, and the number of calls they receive in a day is far greater than the sum of the previous year, and they can't keep busy at all, not to mention that there are many policemen who have also resigned and left this world.
It is in this crazy chaotic environment that the dark side in everyone's mind has expanded incomparably, and the entire world realm has almost come to the brink of collapse. More and more people are entering the soul realm, at least there, they may still have a chance to live.
The sky was pouring rain, even the rain, it was dark, no one noticed that in this dark corner, there was actually a dead corpse, maybe even if they did, they wouldn't pay attention to it, everyone was in a hurry, it didn't matter to themselves, hanging high.
I don't know how long it has been, the fat man seems to have regained consciousness, opened his eyes, and the familiar scene appeared again, only this time, everything seemed to have become a little confused. The fat man was a little weird, he couldn't even feel the existence of his body, and the whole person seemed to have become an illusory existence.
Right on the ground, a wave that no one could see was slowly peeling away from the fat man's body.
In a trance, it seemed that with a wave of sound, the illusory figure was completely out of touch with the fat man on the ground, the phantom, and completely free.
I don't know how long it has been, but the fat man is finally familiar with the way he exists now. Looking down, his figure was almost invisible, but on the ground, there was a familiar figure, the fat body, soaked in the rain, like a mountain of meat, seemed to be still shaking with the current.
Yourself, how can you see yourself completely?
The fat man hasn't reacted yet......
A few seconds later, the previous scenes appeared in the fat man's mind.
Bang......
Blood burst from his chest, intense pain, and endless darkness completely enveloped him.
The previous scene is vivid, the fat man suddenly had a feeling of tears, and wanted to look up to the sky and roar, but his throat seemed to be stuck by something, and he couldn't make the slightest sound. All anger is completely blocked.
The fat man couldn't shout, he couldn't roar, and even stretched out an arm in vain, trying to lift his body up from the ground, but his own arm crossed his corpse in vain, without the slightest touch.
Soul!
At this moment, the fat man only has one soul left. A soul that has never dissipated. After everyone dies, the soul will not dissipate in an instant, and it can generally remain for a very small period of time, which is the state of the fat man now.
Soul state!
This state of affairs cannot last long. Not knowing the Tao is a state that everyone must experience, maybe they didn't know the things of the Tao before, at this moment, suddenly enlightened, and the fat man seemed to understand that his time was running out.
Soul Realm Center!
In the fat man's heart, a name appeared, that is the place to enter the soul world, and that is also the goal that the fat man has struggled for all his life, that is, for the center of the soul world.
That is the goal that the fat man has been striving for all his life, but who would have thought that at the most critical moment, he would be shot with a black gun? The hope of a lifetime has come to naught, how unwilling is the fat man's heart? The obsession in his heart expanded wildly at this moment, and even gave the fat man the strength to move.
The soul fluttered in the sky, allowing the rain around it to pass through its soul body and hit the ground, splashing a large splash.
The fat man's whole body floated in the void, quickly rushing towards the center of the soul realm.
That body is fat and despised, but no matter how rubbish that body is, it is always your own body, and without that body, you are a lonely ghost.
The sorrow in the fat man's heart. A lifetime of dedication was in vain, and that kind of sadness almost made the fat man completely desperate.
Now, the last wish in the fat man's heart is to take a look at the center of the soul world that has made him struggle all his life, otherwise, the fat man will never feel at ease in his heart, never.
The distance is very far, although the speed of the fat man's spirit body is very fast, but after all, it is limited, and time seems to be running out, and the fat man's spirit body can hardly be supported, and it seems that it may be completely destroyed at any time.
At this time, the fat man suddenly found that a huge building appeared in front of him, it was a towering building, that was the center of the soul world.
Soul Realm!
Two big characters of dragons flying and phoenixes dancing appeared in front of the fat man, here, it is the center of the soul world, and it is finally here.
When he saw this scene, the fat man even had a feeling of tears in his eyes, but the soul had no tears.
In the center of the soul realm, a team like a long dragon, one by one, waiting to enter the completely strange, dangerous, but hopeful world. The staff is trying to maintain order, and almost everyone has a hint of hopeful excitement on their faces, and everyone wants to see what the new world is like.
At this time, the fat man suddenly saw a familiar figure.
That young man was the young man who gave him a shot from behind and killed himself, and at this moment, that young man was completing the formalities and walking into the soul realm. In an instant, the fat man's eyes were split, and his body subconsciously flew over, passing through the bodies of countless people, and chased forward without the slightest obstruction.
The fat man didn't know what he wanted to do, even if it was just a sudden appearance that scared the young man, the fat man might have been content......
But now, the fat man could only watch the young man, lying into a mysterious device, and his hands brushed weakly over the young man's body, without the slightest effect.
Airplanes......
Suddenly, the machine moved, and the fat man's spirit suddenly felt a mysterious attraction, and the whole body involuntarily entered a whirlpool.