This idol is indeed in disrepair, but this burst of incense is quite full, and I don't feel anything, why is the idol still cold?

"Oh no, Master!" Tang Benchu immediately said in a panic: "There are several holes broken behind the statue - it has been eaten by insects!"

it? Bugger?

At this time, Lu Hengchuan also slowly swayed from behind the statue and took a mobile phone to show me.

When I looked at the photo above, I was even more dumbfounded, the insect-eaten hole in the back of the statue was exactly the same as the position on my back!

The shoulder blades, lumbar vertebrae, and lower back are all matched.

This is nothing, the location of these holes is also particularly dangerous, if one is not done well, the back of the idol will be broken because of decay, then Lao Tzu is hemiplegic or half-paralyzed?

It seems that Lao Tzu really wronged the gift given by the three-legged bird, which has nothing to do with the three-legged bird and the cow tendon at all!

"You're doing it yourself." Lu Hengchuan seemed to be singing, and said in a strange tune: "Why don't you scrape together the incense money and give you a new statue?"

To put it lightly, what do I have enough money for my idea of incense?

No, it's good, why does this idol give a special problem? This is too inexplicable, right?

At this time, the black mole soap found a place with few people and squeezed over, and asked worriedly: "Lord Chenghuang, are you okay?"

"It's okay." I tilted my head away from the crowd and whispered, "What's going on?" When did the worm grow in the idol? ”

"I don't know!" The black mole soap Li also rubbed his hands anxiously: "I just looked inside the worm hole, and your statue was originally carved out of a whole piece of nanmu, but now, all of them are empty for the insects!"

Nanmu, the wood of Nanmu is very dense, and it is a good material for coffins, how can you let insects eat it? This insect has more iron teeth and copper teeth than Ji Xiaolan!

"Master, I'll tell you the truth, there are a lot of insect cocoons in it." Tang Benchu said: "Look, the more you reproduce, the more you can breed!"

This is not right, the weather is hot and humid in summer, I can understand that you come out of the insects, the cold day, the air is still so dry, it should not be the scope of the insects' activities, as the saying goes: summer insects can't talk about ice, aren't they cold?

I thought about it for a while, a lot of insects devoured wood in the statue, spit silk nets, the more I thought about it, the more numb my scalp became, it was so disgusting, no wonder I was so itchy yesterday, and my feelings were drilled out by insects!

"Now, we don't have time to find a new idol to replace," the black mole soap said with a roar: "If you let the spirit of incense be transferred to another irrelevant thing, you will definitely have a great loss of vitality, the best way is for us to stabilize the idol first, and then take advantage of this time to find you a new idol."

I immediately remembered the portrait of the small city god where the city god of Qilitai lived, did Lao Tzu also follow in his footsteps? But he is a dead man, he must be fine, I am a living person, the idol is broken, what will become of the body?

At this time, Lu Hengchuan Shi Shiran came in from outside the threshold, and I was still a little puzzled: "When did this bastard go out?"

Tang Benchu shook his head: "I've patronized you, I don't know wow!"

And Lu Hengchuan was holding a plastic bag in his hand, and as soon as he pulled it out of the plastic bag, he took out a bottle of radar - pesticides?

"Yes, yes," I hurriedly said, "You hurry up and help you Mr. Lu to get rid of the insects for me as soon as possible!"

As long as the insects are exterminated, take some incense money and invite Master Jiang to repair them, and I can barely hold on for a while.

Tang Benchu didn't need me to say anything at all, as soon as he saw that there was hope to help me, he rushed over as if he was leaving the string, only to hear the sound of "snort" endlessly-the two of them sprayed.

As a result, I waited for a long time, and I didn't wait for any reply, the sound of "snorting" continued, and my back continued to hurt and itch, poking my heart and bones, Xiao Liang looked distressed, wiped my sweat for a long time, and asked Lao Huang of cupping vigorously: "Have you pulled out the fire?"

Lao Huang "Bobo" pounded the fire pot and said: "Don't rush, slow work and careful work, you see, isn't the little brother of Miaozhu sweating on his head?" As soon as a person sweats, the anger is discharged along with the sweat, belching......"

Belching.

Xiao Liang was very unhappy: "That's a cold sweat coming out of Qianshu's head!"

I couldn't help it, seeing Xiao Liang and Lao Huang arguing about how to "defeat the fire" for me, I passed the two of them and shouted behind the idol: "Why have you two been spraying for so long and haven't finished it?"

"No, Master, these things are more tenacious than psoriasis!" Tang Benchu stuck out his head from behind the statue, and in this cold day, he was also sweating profusely: "We have been spraying for so long, and we are still moving!"

"That's right," Wang Deguang also echoed: "Boss, I've lived for such an old age, and I've never seen such a solid bug!"