I suddenly found that when facing a woman who is as tender as water, a man's self-control and control, and even the ability to distinguish right from wrong, is a fart!

When facing Lu Yuxin, I have always warned myself that this is not good, that is not good, that is not possible, and that will not be able to do this or that in the future, and the result is as worthless as bullshit.

I suddenly discovered a truth: the so-called personality and dignity are both between the same sex, once you encounter the opposite sex, especially the opposite sex you like, personality and dignity are not as good as a piece of paper.

I suddenly became nervous again, my mouth seemed to be dry, and even when I tried to swallow a mouthful of saliva, I felt a pain in my throat and eyes, and both hands were shaking.

In order to suppress the heart that seemed to be about to pop out of my throat, I took out a cigarette and lit one, Lu Yuxin glanced at me, probably infected by my appearance. I also became nervous for some reason.

Seeing my trembling hands "crackling" with a lighter, her voice trembled: "National ...... Gordon, you ...... You're still a student, don't smoke so much. ”

I finally lit a cigarette, took a long puff, and said in the same trembling voice, "No...... No. I never smoke outside, not today...... I don't know what's going on, I especially want to smoke. ”

Lu Yuxin is a person from the past, and when she sees me like this, she probably has realized what I am thinking, and she is also a passionate. And there are sensible people, at least they know better than me what it means to be in moderation.

Seeing that I had a pre-volcanic sign, she quickly got up and said nervously than me: "Okay, my sister-in-law is also a mess today, and she told you so many things that shouldn't be said." You...... It's time for you to sleep. Call my cousin over, and I promise not to make trouble. ”

I looked at Lu Yuxin a little indifferently, the muscles in my body seemed to be on the verge of triggering, and I even said a little mechanically: "Brother...... Brother let me sleep here? ”

"Huh?" Lu Yuxin's eyes widened wider than her mouth: "He...... He's crazy? ”

As she spoke, Lu Yuxin hurriedly ran out.

I came to my senses all of a sudden, knowing that Lu Yuxin was avoiding me, so I quickly shouted: "Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, I'm ...... I had a bit of a gaffe just now, and now I don't ...... It's okay. ”

Lu Yuxin, who had already rushed to the door, stopped, looked back and saw that my face looked much better, she was also relieved, returned to me, and smiled slightly: "Guodong, your face just now is too terrible, I ...... I'm so worried you're going to do something stupid! ”

I stood up, didn't dare to make eye contact with her, and said a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, sister-in-law, I'm a little crazy." ”

Lu Yuxin held my chin with both hands and said, "Raise your eyes and look at me." ”

I gasped heavily, and looked up at her calmly.

She said to me very seriously: "Guodong, maybe I, like your cousin, have always treated you as a child, so I am too presumptuous and open-mouthed in front of you, of course, it is also because of your handsomeness that my sister-in-law is infatuated, which sometimes inadvertently makes you have a delusion." ”

"Sister-in-law......"

"Listen to me." Lu Yuxin continued: "I appreciate what you just said. We should have a good talk as a man and a woman. Guodong, we can not regard each other as uncles and sisters-in-law, or even as confidants, but we can't make mistakes in principle, and we can't give up the bottom line of being a person, do you understand? ”

"Understood!" I nodded sincerely, "I think the luckiest thing in my life." It's just that I met a cousin like you. ”

Lu Yuxin suddenly smiled and said, "Look, I seem to have become your mentor in life." ”

I couldn't help but smile too: "You are indeed my life coach, but you have been misleading Song Nina!" ”

Lu Yuxin slapped me on the shoulder with her little pink fist: "I hate it!" Am I not doing that for you? Besides, I didn't hurt her. If she hadn't trapped you earlier, I would have made you the first gentleman in the city. Where else will she have the chance? ”

"But why do I think you have a grudge against her?"

"What, you little bastard......" she said, waving two small pink fists and pounding my chest in turn.

I don't know why, every time she shows girlish innocence and romance, I get inexplicably distracted.

I had already made it clear just now, but it was her small act that made my heart sink again.

"Sister-in-law, let me hug you one last time, okay?"

Lu Yuxin stared at me for a while and said, "Well, but you can't have bad thoughts?" ”

I held her tightly in my arms, and she hugged me unwillingly, and I suddenly picked her up from the ground, startled him, and saw that I was walking away, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said softly: "Okay, okay, let me down." ”

I didn't let her down, but asked her to open the door, and she gave me a blank look before she opened the door, and I carried her to the door of my room before letting go. When she was just standing firm, I put my arms around her again and kissed her.

She looked at me with wide eyes, and I said, "This is the last time, I promise!" ”

With that, I reached out and pushed the door open, and my cousin was already snoring in my bed.

I walked to the side of the bed and gently shook my cousin: "Cousin, cousin......"

My cousin said "um", rolled on the bed, and fell asleep face in.

When I was about to continue shouting, Lu Yuxin reached out and lifted the quilt and kicked her cousin's buttocks: "Chen Zhiqiang, don't you want me to get up?" ”

I'll go!

It's really a thing descending a thing, Lu Yuxin kicked it, and directly shocked my cousin back to reality from his dream, he got up from the bed in a daze, and looked at me and Lu Yuxin with a blank face.

"Well, Guodong, why don't you sleep yet?"

As he spoke, he yawned and turned to walk towards the master bedroom, as if he had completely forgotten that it was me and not him who had slept on the bed.

After my cousin walked back to the bedroom, Lu Yuxin glanced at me and said infinitely gently, "Sleep." ”

I nodded, and after seeing Lu Yuxin return to the room, there was no abnormal sound in the room, and then I got into the quilt and prepared to sleep beautifully. But after such a toss just now, I couldn't sleep for a while, especially the tooth marks left by Lu Yuxin on the side of my leg, and then reminiscing about the wonderful kiss with her, I really couldn't sleep.

After tossing for a while, I quietly got up and turned on the computer, took out the USB flash drive and plugged it in, and solved the problem by myself while watching the film.

The next morning, it was as if nothing had happened. Auntie made breakfast early in the morning, and after my cousin and I left early after eating, Lu Yuxin hadn't gotten up yet.

My cousin's intention was to take me to school by bike, but when I walked out of the gate of the community, I saw that they were waiting for me with dysentery, so he left on his own, just telling us not to be late.

When the dysentery saw me, he started complaining. said that I was a friend who was heavy on sex and light on friends, and basically I didn't stay with them after having Song Nina, and the little rich man and the captain of the criminal police also complained, of course, they were more concerned about the progress of me and Song Nina.

"Hey, boss," the dysentery head asked, "I didn't make up the class yesterday, so I didn't see the opportunity to 'do' the beauty of Song?" ”

"Why do you think I'm the boss, Song Nina is the secretary, why do I have something to do as a secretary, and I have nothing to do as a secretary?"

"Wow." The little rich man gave a thumbs up and praised: "The boss is mighty, I have only watched the USB flash drive for a few days, and I have learned the most nosebleed proverb on the Internet!" ”

This can be called a proverb by him, and the little rich man is nothing.

The dysentery head then asked, "Even if you don't have that, you must have done a lot of touching, right?" ”

I gave him a blank look: "You treat me as lewd as you?" Besides, you don't know Song Nina's temper, and if you are not completely sure, who dares to touch her? ”

"I said earlier that it takes courage to chase Fang Yadan, and it takes guts to chase Song Nina, if you don't have the guts, don't ......" The dysentery head seemed to react to something. Turned his head to look at me and said, "No, boss, if you don't have the courage to chase after me, who else can Song Da Mei marry in this life?" ”

", as if labor and management were destined to marry her?"

The captain of the criminal police said: "Actually, boss, apart from you, at least among the people we know, there is really no one who can be worthy of her and tame her." ”

The dysentery head then asked, "By the way, boss, shouldn't your face be the traces of the Nine Yin White Bone Claws left by the beautiful Song Da Beauty, right?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense!"

In fact, dysentery is just a casual question, none of them took it seriously, but when we walked into the classroom, we were embarrassed.

Song Nina's lips were red and swollen, and there were two more blood marks on my face, and when I sat with Song Nina, let alone dysentery, almost the whole class thought that I was kissing Song Nina, and she cut my face with her fingernails.

If they ask, it's fine, at least explain it to them, and when they're all whispering, I'm fine.

Song Nina was also quite surprised by the scar on my face, because I was still at home when Lu Yuxin sent her home, and I didn't go out at all. She couldn't figure out where the marks on my face came from.

She wanted to ask, but I stopped her with the look in my eyes. And something even more bloody happened: Leng Xin just stepped onto the podium, glanced at us, and blurted out: "Zhang Guodong, Song Nina." What's going on with you guys? ”

Dizzy, I didn't expect her to misunderstand.

Song Nina asked with a blank face, "What's going on?" ”

"Your mouth, and Zhang Guodong's face......" Before she could finish her words, the class burst into laughter.

Song Nina blushed and said angrily: "What are you laughing at, do you want to say that my mouth was bitten by Zhang Guodong, and his face was scratched by me?" Even if he bites my mouth, I won't scratch his face, you know? I really don't know what you're all thinking, can you be a little sunny? ”