"Sure enough, the advertisements on the street cannot be trusted at all."

The next day, just after dawn, I met with Pastor Betty and her friends at yesterday's restaurant, but as a veteran ex-adventurer, it only took a glance to see that the team was definitely wrong because of the name.

No, it doesn't take a veteran adventurer to see that this team is wrong, and it's no wonder that they let Priest Betty pull people, and the others are completely unreliable!

Among the four friends, the most familiar is the barbarian he met in the restaurant yesterday...... Thief!

About two meters three or four tall, his wrists are thicker than my thighs, the leather armor has been broken by muscles, and his face is so vicious that he can kill people with his face, and his innate strong racial talent madness and strength far beyond mortals can make barbarians inaugurate berserkers without difficulty, but as soon as they met, they actually twisted and grinned.

"Violence is bad, so, I haven't been a big brother for many years, and now I, Agen, am a technology thief."

Tech thieves? You sue me sù you a barbarian and a thief of technology? Your god of war will be to death by you!

Of course I know what a technical thief is, that group of guys are thieves who specialize in ruins exploration, traps, mechanism cracking, theft and other skills, their most important attribute is not the agility and strength of regular thieves, but the intelligence to crack mechanisms, traps, and master relevant knowledge and skills, this is a profession that a stupid person can't do, and because all the time and energy is invested in the mastery of skills, the combat effectiveness five is higher, basically zero combat effectiveness.

However, since this class does not require combat ability, it is the preserve of dwarf adventurers who are born with a lack of strength and not very clean hands and feet. Their smaller size would have been able to dodge some of the traps that target normal people. Plus a nimble and innate intelligence-plus brain. Simply the most perfect tech thief.

And if I'm not mistaken, the barbarian's racial innate strength is valued, and intelligence is impaired, once it goes berserk, its intelligence drops directly to about 3, which is no different from a beast, and it is difficult to even say a complete sentence.

With excellent natural strength, if you take up an assassin class that specializes in combat. I can only say "a more alternative choice", but it turns out that this guy actually took up the job of the most intelligent technology thief, and I can only say that this girl is basically a cheat.

“…… Manners, I'm a paladin now, and it's too bad to roar and spit casually. ”

While trying to suppress the desire to vomit in his heart, he squeezed out a smile and nodded.

"May the Light bless you, friend."

And the huge body suddenly hugged me, and the bean-sized tears couldn't stop dripping, wetting my vest.

"You...... You're the first one who didn't laugh at me! ”

"Brother barbarian, everyone has the right to choose their own path. How could I laugh at you. ”

"You, you're Agen's brother from today onwards. Those who laugh at Agen deserve to be beaten away by Agen! ”

Seeing that Agen didn't fly the new partner, the faces of the surrounding friends were not happy, but undisguised disappointment, obviously they were originally going to watch the excitement, what kind of people are they!

The second one who came to me was the pastor I saw yesterday, and she looked normal.

"I'm Bedi. Brunei, you can call me Betty, I'm a boy. ”

Well, the most normal in an instant becomes the most abnormal......

"I'm a paladin, I'm a paladin, I'm a paladin. The first priority of the paladin - the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle ...... Don't mess with your smile! ”

The calm mantra was kept being muttered in his heart, but his expression still froze for a moment, and then he returned to his standard professional smile and stretched out his right arm to it.

"Mr. Bedi, it's a pleasure to see you again."

"Wow! This guy can still keep smiling! As Betty said, with a hyper-realistic fake smile on her face. It is said that a paladin's awesomeness is proportional to his ability to smirk, and he can keep smiling even knowing that Betty's sister is a man, so isn't this super powerful?! ”

"I hear it all, bastard!"

The corners of his forehead were already bruised, but he silently said "I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it" in his heart, and continued to smile at this strange team.

And the little girl who was still laughing at me just now is probably one of the few normal people in this team, with a thick five-short figure, a simple face, a small flying hammer on her waist, a deep voice, and a long golden ponytail that is almost dragged to the ground, this is the dwarf aunt, a specialty of the Aledon Mountain range...... Girlish!

The dwarves are not uncommon in this world, there are gray dwarves in the ground, mountain dwarves and shield dwarves in the mountains, although they are not tall, they have enough strength (strength plus) and strong physique (body lì plus), blacksmiths, warriors, miners, sons of the earth are heroic and straightforward, and are born warriors.

Of course, there are advantages and disadvantages, and dwarves are generally short and unresponsive, so it is impossible to expect them to bounce like elves, but the dwarven shield defenders are world-renowned excellent defenders, and with such a dwarf, the team does not have to worry about the lack of meat shields.

"Hello, Paladin, I'm Mary, Mary the Longbowman."

As she spoke, the female dwarf pointed to the ironwood longbow behind her.

Well, should it be taken for granted? There are really no normal people in this team, a dwarf will actually go to be an elven professional longbowman, your mountain bloodline is crying!

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Mary."

"No, I'm Lady Mary, married, and have two children. My grandfather was too angry, so he let him take care of the children at home, and I came out to work to make money. ”

"Poof, it's really a dwarf aunt!"

Looking at this "square" face, I don't even know what to say.

There is a saying that the only difference between male dwarves and female dwarves is that the voices of male dwarves are sharper, well, you read that right, it is the voice of male dwarves that is sharper, this is mainly the oral language of dwarf aunts, the voice is low and strong, and it is shocking as soon as you speak. The echoes keep coming.

And look at the appearance of the words. Female dwarves also grow beards. Male dwarves also love to wear braids, and it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women, and their aesthetics are also very strange, so I can't understand what is so charming about the "charming bucket waist and bushy beard of the dwarf girl in my hometown".

Due to the different aesthetics, it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women and their ages, but generally the dwarves who come out to adventure are "young people" in their seventies and eighties, so I also because she is a "maiden", but since this Aunt Mary said that she has given birth to two children. According to the dwarf's 120-year-old adulthood, this one is estimated to be more than 200 years old.

Well, there are already three strange teammates, I'm numb, and the last teammate, but it's a delicate elf, it's the fancy leather armor and the three-stringed instrument behind it that speaks of his identity, a handsome elf bard.

"Hello, I'm Soronor."

Yes, etiquette is normal. The appearance is normal, the name is normal. The profession is also normal, but inexplicably, my gentleman's detective instinct tells me that the person in front of me is definitely not a normal person, and the cold vest reminds me that I am in a crisis.

“…… Sure enough, it was Solo who fell in love with the other party. ”

"Brother Zoronore is good at everything, just this hobby, several fighters have been scared away....... but if that's not the case, we can't be sisters."

My keen five senses made me hear the discussion, and this time, the smiling face was finally shattered.

"I'm me, I'm me, you're a?"

“…… Please don't say it so ugly, I just like the lads. ”

As I spoke, the handshake turned into a sneaky handshake, and immediately, my goosebumps rose.

"I'm X, what a demon and a monster, don't let go! Eat my broken shoes! ”

Well, the first time we met, it ended up being a full-fledged martial arts, and I was out of breath after trampling the under my feet.

"Should Coros be in the church here? It seems that I need a healing smile. ”

Inexplicably, I think my mood would be much better if I had that wild elf's smile.

"Poof, I'm disgusted by a, so I'm looking for a pseudo-mother to heal? You're not saved. ”

The taunt of the dead cat came as scheduled, but I didn't have the strength to fight with her, who are these people, I'm afraid that I can't find a more bizarre adventurer team in the entire Dream Forest, is my luck so bad?

"Dead cat, meow a cute one."

"Meow, master, people want to drink milk, they want white, cloudy, fishy."

Okay, the dead cat instantly turned into a young blonde cat girl, with yellow cat ears, tail, and fluffy meat ball gloves, deliberately said ** and sweet, while speaking, and licked his lips and looked at me with silky eyes, it seemed to be very, and in an instant, I stood up...... Well, goosebumps all stand up.

"Go, it's you, Heloise, and turn into a meteor in the sky.

Immediately, force it to turn into a dead cat, then stomp on the ground with a standard javelin, throwing it into the air and turning it into a meteor.

"Dead wood deserves to be masturbated for a lifetime.,Meow,It's a nasty feeling......"

I panted and turned around, only to find my friends talking.

"He actually turned his pet into a woman, and his own pet **, the difficulty is the legend of how sad it is...... Sad what. ”

"Sad wind! It's that legendary pervert/pervert! ”

It seems that any adventurer knows him, and Beifeng has really realized his life pursuit, and he has become famous and famous!

"Don't worry, even if you are sad (which has become an adjective), we will not discriminate against you. Everyone has the right to choose who they love. ”

Speaking words of understanding, Zoronor nodded sincerely.

"Ahhhhh I was sympathetic to sexual orientation by! ”

At this moment, I really seriously considered the possibility of returning to the Styx and starting all over again.

"To be honest, we are relieved, you are obviously suitable for our team, normal people will not stay for long!"

Betty's words made everyone nod their heads, but I wanted to cry without tears.

"I'm obviously a normal person!"

【King of Gentlemen......】

"Shut up!" ――

Since the preliminary introduction has been completed, according to the unspoken rules of the adventurer's party, the next thing is to find a simple task to sharpen and cooperate, and the actual combat is more convincing than any words.

The big operation of the wood spirits was scheduled for three days, and it did not affect the simple hunting mission, and we casually took a task of "one hundred ghoul fangs" in the guild, and we got on a black carriage of two silver coins for one kilometer and walked out of the dream forest.

Ghouls are just slightly more advanced corpse-type undead than zombies, looking like thin, uglier dwarf zombies, with little strength but agility, and corpse poison on their teeth and claws, if they accidentally die at their hands, there is a good chance that they will also turn into another ghoul.

The corpse-type undead can strengthen themselves with other corpses, and some of their habits can be seen by the name of the ghoul, these guys are extremely aggressive, have sharp noses, and are good at ambushes and sneak attacks.

The six undead planes are all open, and these bloodthirsty creatures smell the breath of the living, and there are quite a few of them, and ghouls are not uncommon around the Dream Forest.

Soon, we found a group of ghouls on a hill, there seemed to be about a dozen of them, and the strongest seemed to be a ghoul king.

I've already asked clearly, the personal strength of this strange squad is not bad, they are all above the silver level, ordinary ghouls can be handled by a bronze-level warrior, and the ghoul king is only at the top of the silver rank, so there should be no difficulty.

"For the Light!"

In order to resemble a standard paladin who hates the undead, as much as possible, I let out my customary battle cry and was the first to lead the charge.

Then, I came back at a faster pace......

At that moment, I knew why this team couldn't summon meat shields.

Soronore and "Betty" are both auxiliary personnel standing in the back row, that is, they play soy sauce, and Mary, as a longbowman, will not stand on the front line, and the technical thief can not participate in the battle according to the unspoken rules of adventurers, and as a result, I am the only one who charges.

The ghouls' fangs and claws are poisonous, but how can I be afraid when I raise the epic shield "Om Di Roken's Wall of Sighs", it is my teammates who make me turn around and run!

"You're the other side of the party who came over to play with me! Didn't you really kill your last teammate? ”

Mary the longbowman's longbow is made of ironwood, a tree native to the Hengduan Mountains that is as hard as iron, and the wooden sword made can be used as a real sword, but if it is used to make a bow, it is not something that ordinary people can wield.

But Mary is a hundred-year-old dwarf warrior, and her brute strength is definitely no worse than that of a professional warrior. "Boom!" The heavy artillery, which passed close to the cheek, was not only the bow and arrow, but also the death that could come at any time, if I had just lowered my head a little slower, I am afraid that I would be bald now.

On the other side, the Ghoul King has gotten into a fight with our "tech thief" Agen.

Technical thieves can't fight? Have you ever seen a technical thief with a giant sword? Have you ever seen a tech thief who chops a ghoul king with flesh and blood? That girl is still crazy!

Judging from the muscles that have strengthened a circle and the pupils that rolled their eyes, this is still a high-level "complete madness", that is to say, while the strength of this girl has skyrocketed, it has also turned into a painless and rational killing machine, and the ghoul king was dismantled by it in two clicks, leaving only the upper half of his body, and from where he stared at me with saliva, I was regarded as the biggest threat target!

"Run, Brother Roland! Agen fainted in blood, and instinctively went completely crazy when he saw blood, and his six relatives didn't recognize him! ”

Well, I kind of know why this guy doesn't become a soldier, complete madness is the last killer weapon, he can't control himself, so as long as he goes to the battlefield, he will kill both the enemy and me!

"You professional cheats, cheat me!" (To be continued......)