Chapter Seventy-Two: Take the Green Waist as a Concubine
Hearing the words of the green waist and looking at Bai Ziqi's expression, Qu Nan endured it again and again but couldn't hold it back, and finally his chest vibrated and he smiled backwards and forwards, and he was out of control. In the end, I was choked by my own saliva and coughed for a long time before patting my chest and taking a long breath. It turns out that laughing at this kind of ghost thing can really kill people.
The green waist sighed with emotion: "Bai Ziqi, you just give the silver to Master Qu, look at you, you make people laugh stupidly!" In case of...... In case he dies of laughter, you are accused of murdering the Great Master of the Blue Sky. If he doesn't laugh to death, he ...... He's going to pounce on you and bite you, I don't care, I'll just run. ”
Qu Nanyi stopped smiling, he found that his teeth were a little itchy, and he wanted to bite. He turned the trick around in his heart, turned it into a conspiracy, and said: "Hey, since you two Lang have the intention of having a concubine, this official will not be the wicked person who does not know the reason, and pull a red thread to be a good person." ”
Bai Ziqi turned his eyes to look at Qu Nanyi, waiting for him to make a bad move.
Qu Nanyi lived up to expectations, and said directly: "Bai Maocai, this official is the matchmaker, and you are allowed to accept the green waist as a beautiful concubine." Squinted his fox eyes, "As for Miss Tang, the official can just let me know." ”
It's very quiet, it's really quiet, it seems that even the wind is holding its breath, and I don't dare to make a mess, for fear of being caught by Qu Nanyi and giving it to so-and-so as a concubine.
Bai Ziqi slowly hooked the corners of his lips and was about to laugh again. But he immediately realized that he couldn't laugh. His own ruthless and invincible heart-digging whip to stop the child's crying to make adults frightened and little ghosts frightened into a delicate flower in the eyes of the green waist, this matter is very insulting to him, and it must not be tolerated.
His mind flipped, and he weighed between three thousand taels of silver and the green waist slightly, and almost immediately made a decision, he wanted to take the green waist as a concubine, and then put it in the inner courtyard, so that he could be tortured!
However, this decision was too painful.
Just imagine, his Bai Ziqi can definitely be regarded as a character in Liuhe County, but he wants to accept such an indescribably ugly stupid thing as a concubine, not to mention how many people will laugh off their big teeth when it is passed out, just say that it is really difficult for him to pass this hurdle.
However, it is not toxic or a husband, and it is not worth it for the green waist and Qu Nanyi to take out three thousand taels of silver to buy peace of mind. After so many years, his heart has never been at peace, how can others give it easily?
Thinking of this, Bai Ziqi didn't look at the green waist, so he nodded and responded: "It's so good, please bother the adults." He really didn't dare to look at the green waist, for fear that he would regret it. The big husband has something to do and something not to do, and the three thousand taels of silver is something that can't be done!
Green Waist scolded his mother in his heart, and said secretly: Bai Ziqi, you are a turtle grandson, where is your backbone? What about your dignity as a man? Can't you take out three thousand taels? Can you take out this silver and smash it on Qu Nanyi's head? If you can't do it, grandma can lend it to you.
When Qu Nan saw Bai Ziqi's face being tortured, although he was depressed that he didn't get the silver, he was very emotionally refreshed. He smiled and said, "That's very good, then let's choose an auspicious day of the zodiac and do this good thing." ”
Bai Ziqi's eyes flickered, and he said, "Wait." ”
Qu Nanyi raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Bai Ziqi said: "My lord, before the death of Ziqi's parents, Ziqi promised the second elder that he would not insult the surname of the Bai family, and that he should be virtuous when he marries a wife, and he should be a concubine when he is ......."
Qu Nanyi was shocked and said: "Bai Mao is so good!" Do you want to marry a green waist as a wife? It's the official's lack of consideration, thinking that her identity, cough...... However, since you like her virtuousness, this official can ask Miss Tang to be tolerant, go to her slave level, and restore her good people. ”
Bai Ziqi resisted the urge to frown and said, "Lord Hui, this is a misunderstanding, Ziqi has no intention. Ziqi just wanted to say that since the adults want to be a matchmaker from it, it is better to promote good things in pairs, and recognize the green waist as a godsister, this time can not only fulfill the reputation of the adults for the people, but also the relatives will not be ashamed of the father and mother under Jiuquan. Otherwise, even though the relatives love the green waist, they will never dare to let a slave enter the door as a concubine. ”
Qu Nanyi was a little entangled. This obviously doesn't do his own business, why does he want to cause a commotion?
The green waist looked at the excitement with a blank eye, and felt that human nature was the biggest play, and it was simply varied.
Qu Nanyi doesn't like this kind of thing of killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred. He has always been a master of the white wolf with empty gloves, how could he make the eagle cut his eyes? So, he replied very simply: "It's not that the official refuses to help one or two, it's just that the official has just arrived in Liuhe County as a parent official, so how can he accept a godsister as soon as he comes." If every family is like Bai Maocai, wouldn't this official have tens of thousands of godsisters? A manly man, Bai Mao must dare to do and dare to recognize. Turning to look at the green waist, "Hey, poor woman, you were kidnapped here, I thought it was a happy relationship, but I think it looks more like murder." It's a pity that you're an idiot, and you don't know how sinister people are. ”
Bai Ziqi said: "Catch the traitor and catch the double, catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, don't frame the child, it will damage the reputation of the child in Liuhe County." Even if he tied up his green waist and came to the foot of Yanshan Mountain, he Qu Nanyi did not catch his murderous crime. This matter is absolutely impossible.
Qu Nanyi also knew that there was no way to investigate this matter, after all, in front of everyone's eyes, Bai Ziqi did not shout and kill the green waist, and claimed to like her again and again. Bai Ziqi's liking is really enough...... Hehe...... Special.
Qu Nan waved his hand, just about to signal that the matter should be stopped.
The green waist suddenly jumped out, stretched out his hand at Bai Ziqi, and said arrogantly: "Give silver." ”
Bai Ziqi didn't want to talk nonsense with her, so he directly took out three taels of broken silver from his sleeve pocket and threw it to the green waist.
The green waist took the silver and counted it with his head down.
Qu Nan said: "This matter ......"
Bai Ziqi was listening to the next smell, and suddenly felt the wind sounding in his ears, and he wanted to hide, but it was too late. But when he saw it, the green waist suddenly rounded his arms and slapped Bai Ziqi's face hard! The sound of the palm of the hand on the face was both crisp and loud, and extremely heavy, and it was the effect of a little woman who had exhausted her life's strength, and she was so shocked that the birds on the mountain shook their wings and flew away.
Bai Ziqi was stunned, and when he reacted, he lifted off his robe and kicked it with his foot. Bai Ziqi has never claimed to be a gentleman, whether he beats a woman or not, it depends on whether the woman should be beaten or not.
However, this kick really went wrong.
He forgot that his pants were open crotch pants. Oh, it should be said, when his pants were cut open by the green waist, he thought it was an illusion. At this moment, his action of lifting his robe and kicking people was not ambiguous at all, and he was vigorous and powerful!
As a result, I heard a stabbing sound, and the crotch of his pants, which was originally only one finger long, became a foot long.
It's hot in summer, and a pair of obscene pants is already the limit, who would wear underwear in the profane pants? Bai Ziqi knows how to enjoy it very well, and he knows from the fact that he only wears brocade, how can he stuff himself into a hot gourd?
Therefore, when there was a stabbing sound, he paused suddenly, his pupils were extremely constricted, and the little scenery under his crotch was unobstructed under the flickering torches. It's not as real as it is seen during the day, but it's definitely not blurry.
The green waist was not good at dodging dexterously, so he leaned back to the ground with Bai Ziqi's kick, pretending to be seriously injured. But when he lay down, he saw Bai Ziqi's most secret scenery, and immediately didn't care about pretending to be injured, pointed to Bai Ziqi's crotch, and said in a trembling voice: "Hey...... Oops...... You've got a calf! Well, she admitted, she had a hard time laughing.
The gasps came and went.
Bai Ziqi put down the hem of his clothes very calmly, his eyes were like torches, revealing a kind of viciousness that was almost fanatical, and he approached the green waist step by step.
The green waist kindly reminded: "Bai Ziqi, you are on crutches." ”
Bai Ziqi was slightly stunned and stood still, with the illusion of being struck by lightning. Yes, it must be an illusion.
The green waist took the opportunity to get up, ran to Qu Nanyi, hid behind him, stared at his eyes and shouted: "If you say you like me, you like me, if you say you don't marry me, you won't marry me, if you say tie me up, you will tie me up, and if you say beat me, you will beat me." Then I say I don't like you, I don't like you, I hit you when I say I hit you, and I say I look at you calf if I look at you calf! Hum! ”
Bai Ziqi suddenly had an urge to die with the green waist! For so many years, his atrium, which no one could invade, actually cracked a crack in the jumping up and down of the green waist. It's an irreparable scar. It's a serious question of his character!
Bai Ziqi's eyes looked at the green waist, filled with an indescribable fierceness, and the madness of wanting to devour it in one gulp. His fingers moved, as if depicting something, very seriously and inexplicably. He didn't go back to scratch the green waist. Although his heart was burning with anger and his whole body was like charcoal, his mind was still there. He knew that with Qu Nanyi guarding his green waist, he couldn't please him.
Fortunately, the future is long.
In this life, there is him without her!
Qu Nanyi didn't expect that the power of the green waist was so strong, the language was so strong, and the destructive power was so amazing, it could be called a model among women. Look, look, look at the slap wheel, full of strength and beauty, a clear small handprint has already appeared on Bai Ziqi's white jade flawless face, it is estimated that after a while, it will be swollen and tall. Look, look, look at people being kicked, but they were stunned to see all the inner scenery of Bai Ziqi, and they also gained knowledge with themselves, there were really men who were as clean as virgins and did not grow hair.
Bai Ziqi, Bai Ziqi, look at you, for three thousand taels of silver, is it worth this sin? People, you can't be too greedy.
Qu Nan smashed his mouth, feeling that life is really delicious.
At the foot of Yan Mountain, people are tossed on their backs, and it is very lively.
In the distance, a carrier pigeon flew back to the Hongtian Hall day and night.
A slender and white hand with some obvious fine lines landed on the pigeon's back, stroked it lightly twice, and then pulled out a piece of coarse cloth from the letter barrel it tied to its calf, and gently unfolded it, and there was only one word on it - steady.