"Hahaha-" the fat man laughed, "who am I?" I'm a great fat man! ”

I looked at him dumbfounded: "You...... Just call it fat? ”

The fat man was embarrassed for a moment, and even the thin man was a little embarrassed: "Our boss is too lazy to name us, so we call the fat man and the thin man." 八★一Chinese网 くく.★8√1√"

I was stunned again, how lazy I had to be to use my brain! Their boss not only has a bad temper, but also doesn't bother to bother with his brains, they still worship and love him so much, and I am also convinced.

"So what do you usually do?" I followed them.

The fat man looked at the thin man, and the thin man looked at the fat man, and the two of them thought for a while and said, "Usually maintain and maintain the seal and clean it." ”

Yes? That's what you usually do?

"Nothing else? Don't have to cook either? ”

When I asked, the two of them looked at me as amusefully as monsters: "You're from the mortal world?" Who needs to eat here? ”

I blinked, pretending to be surprised: "Huh?!" How do you know that I am from the mortal world! You guys are amazing! I accentuated my tone, and exaggeratedly felt that my acting skills were a bit exaggerated.

However, the fat and thin people laughed happily: "Hahaha - who are we...... Wait, you're from the mortal world! They stopped in mid-air in surprise, looked me up and down in surprise, and froze where they were.

I smiled flatteringly: "Hello two bosses, my name is Xia Xiaolan, I was originally a mortal, I have just come to Guibao Land, please take care of me." ”

I took the initiative to shake hands with them warmly, and it was just a business card.

"How is that possible?" Thin people look at fat people.

"Mortals can come here too?" The fat man looks at the thin man.

I'll go, listen to their tone, mortals don't even have the qualifications to come here. However, what he said is true, who cares about mortals, who cares about mortals, who cares about crimes, how can they come here.

"No, how can mortals fly?" Fat man look at me.

"I'm not a demigod. Hiss...... But the demigods are not qualified to come here. The thin man couldn't figure it out.

Well, even demigods are not qualified to come here, you think others are rare to come here! If there is a choice, I don't want to come even if I am a god, okay?! Fortunately, the main palace prepared in advance and filled the food to the brim.

"There's a mortal~~~?" Suddenly, there was a strange sound of yin and yang in the black hole on the side, and as he spoke, the hole on the side lit up.

When the lights were lit up next to me, I also saw the back of a white clothed person, I was stunned for a while, the white clothes are better than the snow, not stained with dust, white as spider silk, the roots are shiny, and the cliff is a big beautiful man!

He turned around! He's really going to turn around! This beautiful man is about to turn around-

"Poof———— "I vomited blood, and I almost squirted out my aunt for a whole year, the beautiful man I imagined was not like that at all, okay!

There are two rows of eyes on the face of the world! It's two rows! Six eyes!

Arnold, everything you want is here...... Shall I catch two of them to honor the boss of my underworld......

The man's face is flat, and he can't see his nose, anyway, his whole face is occupied by his eyes, and this contrast makes him fall from heaven to hell in an instant. I used to fantasize about the beauty of this place, the prison, the beast, the soap picking.

After seeing and seeing real people, there are many things that are really limited to imagination, and the moment I see them, I am completely disillusioned.

"Yo~~mortal, are you giving me food~~~" Another hole lit up, and a monster appeared, he smiled at me fiercely, stretched out his long tongue and licked the seal in front of him, and immediately, the seal scorched his tongue, but he didn't know the pain at all, but showed an expression like enjoyment.

"Mortal?! All come out to see mortals—"

In an instant, one after another lit up, and the entire Black Mountain Heavenly Hell lit up from top to bottom one after another, and suddenly, like stars lighting up in the night, this gloomy and terrifying prison instantly became beautiful.

There was also a faint light shining in the deep sky, illuminating the entire Black Mountain Heavenly Hell.

"It's been a long time since I've eaten a mortal————"

"Suck—ah—this mortal smells so good—"

"Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! They shouted in unison.

The fat man and the thin man looked around in surprise, showing a frightened expression, and the fat man looked at me angrily and anxiously: "Look at you! It's all caused by you, and if the boss hears it, the boss will definitely throw us into the lava! ”

I'll go, their boss has a bad temper and he's too lazy to bother to name them, and if they don't do well, they have to throw magma, just like that, they loved to death just now, isn't this m physique?

"Quiet down, you demons!" Suddenly, someone shouted, "It's noisy!" ”

"Ouch~~~ The gods who are punished here are unhappy~~~~ You think we stink, you can go out. Hahaha-"

"The Protoss is punished heavily, maybe we will go out first, hahahaha-"

I now concentrate these ridicules on the left side of the Black Mountain Prison, so there is still a regular detention here. The person who spoke just now was called an immortal by them, that is, the Protoss who was punished like Xuanyue, and his voice came from the right side, so on the right side were the people of the Protoss or the Immortal Domain.

"Don't make any noise—" The thin man was also afraid, "the boss will be angry if he quarrels again—"

"If you are angry~~~" the six-eyed monster smiled evilly, "If one person makes a mistake, all of them will be punished, and we will not lose~~~"

"Don't make any noise—stop arguing—" shouted the fat and thin men in a hurry.

I calmly took out my phone and started taking a selfie.

"Click!" As soon as the flash flashed, the audience was silent, and the fat and thin men looked at me with cramps at the corners of their mouths: "What are you doing?" ”

"Take a selfie!" I stopped one of them, came, and said eggplant~~~

"Eggplant~~" The two of them really cooperated stupidly, and after saying eggplant, they put away their smiles and looked at me stiffly: "Do you still have the heart to take a selfie?" ”

"Of course!" I looked at them excitedly, "It's not like you're here just to come!" I don't know if I can come back next time! ”

"That's right...... Quite right. The thin man and the fat man nodded confusedly.

I'm here to hurry up and take a photo with the demons and monsters!

first went to the door of the six-eyed white man's cell next to him and winked at him: "Beautiful man, take a group photo." ”

The six-eyed beauty smiled: "Okay~~~ But how do you play with this thing?" ”

Oh...... These people have not been locked up here for a year or two, and those who have been imprisoned for ten years have to undergo a psychological adjustment period to help the prisoners keep up with the rhythm of the outside society.

Think about how many years have it been since every household had a wired phone, to the very beginning of Big Brother, to the black and white mobile phone, and then to the current smartphone? The technology of our mortal world is changing with each passing day, not to mention the fairy realm god realm.

"Look, this is a screen, it can show our faces, just laugh." I finished pointing my phone at me and the six-eyed white man again, "laugh." ”

Six-eyed smiled, alas, oh my mother, it was as if the six cylinders in mahjong suddenly opened their mouths.

Keep going!

I took a picture with my mobile phone, and the whole hell was the sound of my flash, and the demons and monsters in the hell were really boring, and they really cooperated with me one by one.

I didn't finish the whole shot. The fat and thin man flew with me, although he was not as afraid of their boss as he was just now, but he was also trembling.

"Okay, okay, you're not done." The thin man urged me.

"That's it!" The fat man held my hand, and I was standing in front of the big hairy monster.

"Get out of here! Let me take a picture with mortals, it's okay if I can't eat it! The big furry monster protested inside.

"Let her shoot! Let her shoot! Let her shoot! The whole Heavenly Prison suddenly remembered to shout neatly, and felt that he had instantly become the boss of the prison.

The fat and thin man immediately glared at me, I smiled flatteringly again, and hugged my fist around me: "Everyone, I can't finish shooting today, thank you for not disliking me and being willing to take a photo with me!" I've been there these days, and if you need anything, just tell me, I'll give what I have! ”

"You little mortal is talking nonsense, I want to eat meat, do you?" Someone shouted.

I laughed: "There is no human flesh, beef and pork?" ”

"You really have!" Immediately, countless people emerged from the light, and in an instant I felt the suspicious smell of saliva in the air......

"......" is a big ......

"What are you mortal bragging?!" The thin man smacked his lips with me, and the fat man smacked his lips: "I'm hungry too." ”

I smiled: "I really have ~~ No!" I took out my own mother cow ** directly from the bag, "Taste it!" "As soon as I opened the package, the whole fairy was fragrant, it should be too stuffy, and I heard countless people shouting: "Wow - it's so fragrant————"

"It smells so good!" Immediately, the fat man snatched it and started gnawing, nodding while gnawing, "It's delicious!" Kindness! Delicious! ”

The thin man looked at it and drooled, so he went to get it: "Give me something to eat." ”

"Go, go, go! Sister Xiaolan gave me food. The fat man turned around and put his ass against the thin man.

The skinny man smashed his mouth and smiled at me.

I also smiled at him: "Big brother skinny, don't worry, I have it, it's ...... You see I'm just a demigod, I really can't levitate all day like this, can I give a rest? ”

The thin man's eyes lit up: "Yes!" Yes! Wait! ”

I smiled wickedly in my heart, my mother subdued my father with good food, and today I, Xia Xiaolan, want to use the city to subdue the entire Black Mountain Heavenly Prison!

The thin man flew to the center, put his hands together, and suddenly shouted at the fat man: "Fat man! Come and help! You don't help if you eat other people's beef jerky! ”

The fat man wiped his mouth: "It's coming, it's coming." ”

The fat man also flew over, the two people put their hands together, the magic seal flashed, suddenly, the palms of the two people were facing each other, the magic circle was immediately connected, the two of them also began to slowly pull away from each other, the magic circle became bigger and bigger, and gradually, a white room actually began to emerge from the magic circle!

So there's a rest room here!

, this cow ** is really worth it today! A big mother, for a small villa!