Chapter 235: Teach them a lesson
The god of war looked back at me, curled his lips a little drunk, and said with a smile: "Ha, what's the matter, you still want to see righteousness and bravery?" β
As soon as I came out, it was a very strong smell of wine, I couldn't help but cover my nose lightly, and looked at him with a frown, in his early twenties, dressed in a famous brand, but he was fierce and full of lameness.
I put down the beer and the second pot, looked at him and said coldly, "Now go, I can pretend not to see." β
"Are you TMD's meddling? Is it itchy? So saying, he walked up menacingly.
Although the last time I fought was more than ten years ago, and I basically spent my games and libraries in college, my body is skinny, but in the game, I have fought a lot, and I still have the composure and calmness that I should have against the enemy.
When the god of war rushed up and reached out to grab it, I flashed over slightly, which is a common move in the game, but I didn't expect me to really flash over, and I actually habitually bent the elbow of my left hand on the lower abdomen of the god of war, and then hooked my foot.
The god of war contorted his face and took two steps forward, spitting out a large pile of filth.
Seeing this, the three people behind him quickly bypassed me and came to help the god of war, "Boss! Boss, how are you? β
The god of war pushed one of them away and said, "Look at what! Why don't you go and teach him a lesson? β
The man who was pushed away looked at me like a thin monkey, and then at the god of war who was bent over and vomiting, and stood there in a little dilemma: "I...... I ......" finally took a deep breath and clenched his fist, closed his eyes and rushed up.
I pressed my eyelids slightly, and his movements seemed to be slowed down in my eyes, and this move was too obvious and full of flaws.
I saw the right moment, and before he could make a move, an arrow stepped up and punched him in the lower abdomen.
This time even I was amazed, I never dreamed of when I had become so agile.
I looked at my hand in disbelief, and then looked up at him, the skinny monkey's facial expression contorted as if it was painful, enduring. Finally, he couldn't help but retch a few times and vomited.
Fortunately, I could already see that he was going to throw up, so I immediately took a few steps back, otherwise I would have soiled where to find clothes to wear.
Seeing that this thin monkey was also beaten and vomited, the two others looked at each other and took out their mobile phones in unison!
I looked tight, move the rescuers?
It seems that they are used to it, and every time they are bullied, they call to move the rescuers, otherwise it would not be possible to be so tacit.
I laughed a little, move the rescuer, it also depends on whether you have time to press the number out! I ran up, jumped up, put one foot on one of them's hand, kicked the phone in his hand and flew it away, then turned around and slapped the other person's phone, and with the other hand pressed the god of war who was still vomiting, pressing him forward, stumbling under his feet, like a grappler on TV, pressing him to the ground, just on top of his pile of vomit.
"It's not good to vomit like this in a public place! Wipe it clean! "I grabbed his clothes and pulled them back on the ground to wipe them.
The god of war was drunk and a little unconscious, and shouted something vaguely, and no one could understand what he said, so he muttered like a pig killed: "You MA, you dare to move Lao Tzu...... Do you know who Lao Tzu TM is? β
At this time, the person who was kicked off the phone shook his nerves and pounced on me, hugged me, and shouted loudly: "Shoot God, hit him!" β
And the carefree shooting god who was photographed off by me was stunned just now, and he was still looking for his mobile phone in a daze, and he was sobered up by this call, and he didn't look for his mobile phone, "Looking for death!" "A punch came to me in the chest.
I tried to break free from the grip of the man behind me, but his strength was too great, and I was helpless for a while.
I thought it would hurt when I punched me in the chest, but it was soft, I didn't have any strength at all, and I didn't even feel pain.
The god of free shooting blushed and said, "Dare to hit our boss!" You're getting impatient! Look for death! Look for death! As he spoke, he launched the Shadowless Hand and hit hard.
I couldn't help but be amazed, isn't this a free shooting god, is this a fight? Give me a massage.
I couldn't break free, so I had to fly up and kick it.
However, it was just in time.
Somehow I stepped forward, I was going to kick him in the stomach, but I didn't get in place and kicked him in the crotch.
This kid, his eyes were about to burst out at that time, he didn't shout out when he shouted in his mouth, he lay down with his hands on his crotch pants and curled up on the ground.
"Hey, are you alright?" The man behind him shouted a little worriedly.
I took advantage of his distraction and learned from the Hong Kong film, "Worry about yourself first!" He stomped on the surface of his foot, and then moved it vigorously, and the boy finally let go of his hand unbearably, and cried out like a pig killing his foot, and fell down.
That Carefree God of War should have really drunk too much, and he didn't get up when he was lying on his stomach, as if he was about to fall asleep.
I crouched down in front of him, looking at his red face with unbearable filth, wolf bèi, but in a daze calling for something, too lazy to move him again.
I walked in front of the phone that I had taken off, and the contact on the screen was the bow god, and the voice of the bow god "hey, hey" came from the soundpiece.
I picked it up with a smile and put it to my mouth: "Hey? Bow God, huh? β
The other end of the phone was visibly stunned, "Who are you?" How could there be a call from him? β
I said, "I'm Carmen 03!" β
The other party was even more surprised, "What, you are Carmen 03?" How do you have a phone that shoots God? What did you do with them, and what do you want? β
"It's nothing, just wanted to sue sΓΉ you, all four of them are drunk! Now lying like a dead fish in the lakeside park, the ......" I looked around and found that this place is very close to Daxue Road, and there is a very iconic landscape stone carved fish, so I said, "On the edge of the stone carved fish!" You'd better hurry up and get someone over and bring them back, or the typhoon is coming, and watch out for them being washed up in the lake to feed the fish! β
But the Bow God still asked vigorously, "What do you want?" "I'm really an ignorant child, and I'm not on the Tao, what can I do?
Hung up the phone, stuffed the phone back into the pocket of the free shooting god, and shook his head with a sigh, if his brother is abolished, I am afraid he will hate me for the rest of his life.
Walking towards the old beggar with a drink, the thin monkey looked at me in surprise, "You, you, are you Carmen 03?" β
I patted him on the shoulder, nodded, and then grabbed his shoulder and kicked him lightly, get on the ground, you!
I walked over with ease, leaving behind me only the screams of a skinny monkey killing a pig: "My clothes ...... Carmen 03, I'm at odds with you! β