After practicing all nine deputy positions to the master level, Tang Feng decided to give himself a day off, and it was really hard to practice for more than a month, although he was changing the practice, but he already felt bored.

took out the love crazy 9 that he bought three years ago by donating sperm, and Tang Feng called Wu Qianqian.

His eyes widened like brass bells

Shoot lightning shrewdness

The ears are erect like antennas

Be wary of all suspicious voices

You've sharpened your fangs and claws and walked around

You have brought us peace of mind

Ahhhh

Ahhhh

Citizens of the Forest salute you! Hats off to you! Hats off to you!!

Wu Qianqian has a bad habit, that is, she likes to answer the phone after others have listened to her entire set ringtone, but Tang Feng is also used to it, and he also likes this classic theme song, when he was a child, his motto was who said that a round face is not cool, I like Sheriff Black Cat!

"I'm sorry, the user you dialed is pinching instant noodles in the supermarket, please dial it later," Wu Qianqian said with a pinched nose.

"Pinch your sister, the instant noodles in the supermarket near you are basically crushed by me, the coke has been shaken, and the chocolate is only half broken, you can continue"

"What are you doing, people are applying masks, if you have something, hurry up, don't affect my skin to absorb collagen"

"What are you scared in the daytime, I don't think the weather is good today, so I want to ask you out to play for a day"

"Oops~ The sun came out under the ground? You're not practicing your Sunflower Book anymore? ”

"Well...... I'm afraid you'll be bored alone, so I'll accompany you."

"Seriously, isn't it easy for Miss Ben to take two animals out of the house to play? If you miss your sister, just say it, and your sister won't laugh at you."

"Yes, yes, I miss you, I can't get out."

"OK, meet at 10 o'clock at the 37 station"

"It's only 8 o'clock, can you be more efficient?"

"It's 11 o'clock."

"Damn...... Then I'll be waiting for you at 10 o'clock."

After hanging up the phone, Tang Feng went to the bathroom to take a shower, smeared some hair wax on his head, and then chose a pair of underwear that was not too dirty. I looked at the time, well, at 8:05, I begged the great god to popularize science for what kind of girl takes so much time to go out!!

Eating OO gummies, Tang Feng, who was bored in every way, decided to watch the 126th replay of the toilet table.

Ziwei, who was lying on the bed and was extremely weak, said: "Your Majesty, you don't need to be confused, it's just an instinct"

Zhang Tielin, the first emperor of the ages, said in surprise: "Instinct? Ah~ What a precious instinct, I will always cherish your instinct"

Then Ziwei smiled slightly.

"I'm rubbing, it turns out that there are still such powerful lines in Zhu Geri, write them down" Tang Feng took out a small black manuscript and wrote down this paragraph, this small book is Tang Feng usually used to record some thunderous jokes and then occasionally reminisce, full of several pages.

For example, there is a sentence in Gu Tianle's version of the Condor Heroes.

Li Ruotong, who looked weak, said: "Guo'er, my aunt is so cold, you hold me tightly" and then touched Gu Tianle's hand and found that Gu Tianle's hand was missing, and shouted nervously: "Guo'er, where is your hand!?" ”

At this time, Gu Tianle said affectionately: "As long as I can be with my aunt, what is the difference between having a left hand and not having a left hand?" ”

At that time, Li Ruotong's expression was that I seemed to understand something.

And in the palace scheming, Lord Shanggong said calmly: "She likes it very much, but what she likes is someone else's chrysanthemum"

Charmaine Sheh was left with a shocked face.

After memorizing this classic dialogue, Tang Feng closed the little black manuscript with satisfaction and continued to watch the epic blockbuster Huanzhu Gege.

Finally, when Ziwei was dragged to the small black room by Mama Rong again, it was 9:50, and after turning off the TV, Tang Feng grabbed his hair and walked downstairs.

At exactly 10 o'clock, Tang Feng walked to the station, and Wu Qianqian, who was wearing a white dress, also walked over, although Wu Qianqian had to spend a lot of time before going out, but she was never late, which Tang Feng still appreciated.

"God let summer and winter have sex, give birth to this kind of ghost weather!" Wu Qianqian complained as soon as she saw Tang Feng.

"It's not the first day that Shanghai is unsuitable for human habitation," Tang Feng said calmly.

"That's not 10 degrees when I get up, it's 26 degrees now, doesn't it mean that 2012 has passed?"

"It will be back to 10 degrees at night, rest assured"

"Don't worry about your sister, where are you going to take your sister to play?"

"Happy Valley"

"Yes, yes, yes! It's been a long time since I've been indulging."

"I just want to go to a haunted house to play," Tang Fengyin said with a smile.

"Die! If you dare to carry me into the haunted house again, I will strangle you," Wu Qianqian said after a fierce squeeze.

"Don't worry, I'll push you in this time," Tang Feng continued to sneer.

"Don't~ Brother Feng, let's not play in a haunted house~ How boring" Wu Qianqian said softly.

"Based on your performance, I can think about it," Tang Feng said as he touched his chin. Wu Qianqian, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has the only weakness of being afraid of ghosts, and basically no girl is immune to this.

"Don't have to inch in," Wu Qianqian said with a cold face.

"Oh? Threaten me? Tang Feng said with a playful face.

"I was wrong, Brother Feng," Wu Qianqian immediately said with tears in her eyes.

"Well, be good," Tang Feng touched Wu Qianqian's head and said.

"Hmph" Wu Qianqian puffed out her mouth and did not speak.

"The car is here, get ready," Tang Feng's ears suddenly moved, and then whispered to Wu Qianqian. This trick is a trick that Tang Feng has practiced after waiting for the bus for 20 years, and he can distinguish the sound of the bus engine across the two roads.

"OK, I got it, there's a middle-aged man in a blue shirt on your left, who looks very explosive" Wu Qianqian also whispered.

"You have to be careful that junior high school student behind you to get through," Tang Feng glanced at Wu Qianqian's back and said.

The "boom boom" bus slowly drove over with the roar, and in an instant, the atmosphere of the entire bus station became extremely fierce, and bursts of murderous intent were everywhere.

"There is a seat in the direction of two o'clock and five o'clock, you go and grab the seat at two o'clock, that one is safer" Tang Feng said after looking at it for a while with his 2.0 vision.

"Received," Wu Qianqian also said after seeing the vacant seat.

Seeing that the bus was about to arrive, Tang Feng glanced at the driver, and the driver also exchanged a look with him and nodded. Relying on the out-of-print Pegasus smoke, Tang Feng and all the drivers of Route 37 mingled, so each driver would park the front door in front of him so that he could come up first.

Finally, the bus slowly stopped, and the door opened with a "bang".

The moment the door opened, Tang Feng stood to the right to block the middle-aged sprint of the blue shirt, and Wu Qianqian also squeezed the junior high school student out of the gang with a clever move, and took the lead in boarding the bus. I can only stand in the first half of the car insurance with a dejected face.

Tang Feng handed a cigarette to the driver and looked at the middle-aged man in his eyes and secretly praised a master, the average passenger likes to wait for someone to get off the car in the back of the car with the most positions, but although it seems that there are the most positions, most of the people sitting in the back row will sit for 10 or more stations, because the back row is a two-seater, most people don't like to sit with others, so if they don't stand much, they are willing to stand and wait for a while and will not sit in the back, and there are many people who sit in the front and middle carriage for one or two stops.

Looking at Wu Qianqian, who was sitting proudly in the seat, Tang Feng smiled slightly, Wu Qianqian had her own car, but she didn't open it every time she went out with Tang Feng, saying that she enjoyed the sense of accomplishment of grabbing the position, but Tang Feng understood that she was just afraid that she would feel uncomfortable.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough two are to borrow money, and the other is to widen the gap between the two.