(This is the third update)-

Li Yan opened his throat and shouted: "Help, the heroes of Muwangfu, help, Fang Yi sneaked into my room in the middle of the night and wanted to castrate me...... Oh my God, what did I do to be sorry for her, that she was going to do this to me? ”

Fang Yi sweated profusely, she thought about the current situation carefully, in the middle of the night, she sat in front of someone's bed with a dagger, and also aimed at someone's little elephant trunk, if anyone changed, she would think that she wanted to castrate the other party for the first time, Li Yan's idea was very reasonable.

This is really a cheat, Fang Yi wanted to explain, but she opened her mouth, but she didn't say anything, she was here to seduce Li Yan, but how could she be embarrassed to say this kind of thing? When a woman seduces a man, she will use her eyes and body to tempt, and even take off her clothes and throw herself into her arms, but there will never be a woman who walks up to a man and says, "I'm here to seduce you, you me." "Even the thickest skinned woman can't say such a thing.

Fang Yi's mind was spinning rapidly, and he thought: What should I do?

At this moment, the door opened with a bang, and Shuang'er jumped in first, shouting, "Brother Li Yan, I'm here." ”

Li Yan's call just now had already been heard, and Shuang'er, who lived next door, rushed in as soon as possible. When she came in, she saw Li Yan standing naked on the bed, covering her bottom with one hand, and pointing at Fang Yi with the other, and said profusely: "Miss Fang, have I done anything that people and gods are angry about?" You're going to castrate me? ”

Shuang'er sweated and said to Fang Yi: "You want to castrate my son-in-law?" ”

Fang Yi was sweating profusely, and he even forgot to put away the dagger in his hand.

At this time, Li Yuanzhi jumped in again and saw this exciting and violent picture. She covered her mouth and laughed. Then the people of Mu Wangfu also heard the sound. The little county lord and Wu Lishen naturally came together. Li Yan's small cabin was crowded with people, and everyone looked at Fang Yi with strange eyes.

Wu Li was the highest ranking among the people in Mu Wangfu, of course, he had to come forward to solve the problem, he walked between Li Yan and Fang Yi, and asked in a deep voice, "What's going on?" Fang Yi, you weishenme stood in front of Li Xiang's main bed in the middle of the night, holding a dagger? What exactly are you going to do? Don't...... What kind of villain are you threatened to assassinate Li Xiangzhu? ”

Fang Yi Khan said: "I...... I...... That ......"

Wu Lishen looked at Li Yan again and asked, "Lord Li Xiang." What's going on? ”

Li Yan said: "I was sleeping, but when I woke up suddenly, I found Fang Yi in front of my bed, lifted my quilt, and cut my calf shorts with a dagger, looking at my ...... with unkind eyes That thing of mine...... I don't know what she's going to do. ”

The men present were all taken aback, in fact, there was no need for Li Yan to analyze it anymore, any man worthy of this kind of environment would suspect that the woman wanted to castrate Li Yan, and it was impossible for him to have a second thought.

Wu Lishen sweated profusely and said, "Fang Yi." What's going on? Do you want to emasculate the Lord of Li Xiang? We used to think that Lord Li Xiang was a eunuch, but today we know that Lord Li Xiang is a normal person. It's a thing that makes you happy, not only do you not feel happy for him, but you want to turn him into a real eunuch, what is your intention? ”

Fang Yi was so anxious that he was about to cry, but he still couldn't explain it, the more people there were, the more he couldn't say it, how could he say something like "I'm here to seduce him", how could he say it in front of the heroes of Mu Wangfu? Then you really don't have to be a human being to say it.

She was in a hurry, broke the jar, pretended to be ashamed and angry on her face, and said loudly: "Yes...... I'm here to castrate Lord Li Xiang, because...... Because...... Oh yes! Because Uncle Wu said that he would marry the little county lord to Li Xiang, but the little county lord was clearly not ready to marry, I couldn't bear to force the little county lord to do what she didn't like to do, so I wanted to castrate Li Xiang. ”

When everyone in Mu Wangfu heard this, they suddenly realized that this reason made sense. The little county lord and Fang Yi have always been good friends, and it is not surprising that Fang Yi will do something for the little county lord, but this method is a little too radical.

The little county lord said innocently: "Oops...... Senior Sister Fang, I'm ...... Although I am not mentally ready to get married, I ...... You don't have to castrate Master Li Xiang...... In case I want to marry again, but Lord Li Xiang has become a real eunuch, isn't that the end? ”

The people were sweating profusely.

Li Yan was the sweatiest one, he wrapped the sheet around his body, and then asked urgently: "Oops, what's the situation?" What small county is the main one to marry me? How come I don't know at all? ”

Fang Yi said: "Uncle Wu said, you are the apprentice of the chief helmsman of Chen, the incense master of the Heaven and Earth Society, and you are a young hero, a strong martial artist, and an outstanding character, so you are a good match for the little county lord, so ...... After going back, he plans to let Mu Wangfu propose to Chief Chen Helmsman. ”

Li Yan Khan: "What? ”

Wu Lishen nodded beside him and said, "It's true, but the little county lord hasn't agreed yet, and I'm discussing this matter with the little county lord." Originally, I was going to hide this matter from you, alas, since Fang Yi, this kid has done this, we have to open the skylight and say something. ”

Li Yan was sweating profusely, he already had a ponytail girl, how could he marry a wife again, and hurriedly said: "It's good not to agree, the little county lord Jin Zhi Yuye, I am a contemptuous man in the mountains and wilderness, let's not match, don't match!" ”

It's good that he didn't say this, but as soon as he said this, the little county lord was not happy, you must know that a creature like a woman is very strange, and she herself is not mentally prepared to marry Li Yan, and is hesitating. But Li Yan showed a picture of not wanting her, but no matter how innocent he was, he was inevitably a little unhappy in his heart, and couldn't help but think: Oh, Lord Li Xiang actually doesn't want me, does he think I'm not worthy of him? That's right...... He said that I am a county lord, not a princess, and he doesn't want to hug my princess, but it was because of my temper that he was willing to hold me.

As soon as the little county lord thought of this, he immediately said: "I understand, Lord Li Xiang, you dislike me as just a county lord, not a princess, so you don't want to marry me, do you?" Are you already in love with a princess? Woo...... I'm just a county lord, I'm so sorry for you. ”

Li Yan Khan: "There is no such thing. ”

At this time, Li Yuanzhi next to him couldn't help but think secretly: Li Gongzi is really a high-minded person, he only looks at the princess, and he doesn't even want the county lord, so the daughter of a governor like me is even more useless, fortunately, I haven't fallen in love with him yet, so I have to pay attention in the future.

Wu Lishen saw that there were many people, and Li Yan wrapped a sheet quite indecently, and it was not appropriate to talk about the marriage of the little county lord in front of so many people, so he said loudly: "It's all scattered, scattered, what's there to see?" Everyone in Mu Wangfu had no choice but to retreat, and there were only six people left in the cabin, Li Yan, Shuang'er, Li Yuanzhi, Wu Lishen, Fang Yi, and the little county lord.

Wu Lishen pulled Fang Yi over, snatched her dagger, and then scolded: "No matter what you think about doing such a thing, you must sincerely make amends to Lord Li Xiang and ask for his forgiveness." ”

Fang Yi's face was full of bitter melons, and he gave Li Yan a big salute, and said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry." ”

Wu Lishen said: "How can Daoqian do something? You're going to castrate, it's a big thing for a man to be more important than life, huh...... Daoqian is not over yet, you have to find a way by yourself, you must obtain the forgiveness of Lord Li Xiang. ”

Fang Yi nodded pitifully.

Wu Lishen said to the little county lord again: "Whether to marry or not to marry Lord Li Xiang, let's think about it in the long run, don't talk about it now." ”

The little county lord pouted pitifully.

Wu Lishen gave Li Yan another big salute and said, "Lord Li Xiang, I'm really sorry for disturbing your rest tonight, I will take good care of these unspoken juniors in Mu Wangfu, please rest well." ”

Li Yan thought depressedly: This kind of thing happened, how can I rest?

Wu Lishen withdrew with the two sisters, Shuang'er and Li Yuanzhi watched the excitement, and also said goodbye one after another, and Li Yan was the only one left in the cabin, he smiled bitterly for a while, looked at his torn calf pants, and the changed pants had not been dried, so he had to sleep naked. Suppressing the chaotic thoughts, adjusting his breathing and breathing again, and keeping the Quanzhen Internal Strength in a state of cultivation, he was about to fall asleep, when suddenly, he heard the door being gently pushed open.

Li Yan looked at it, and it was actually Fang Yi who slipped in again.

Li Yan is really angry this time, you castrated me once is not enough, making such a big move, you actually have to castrate me a second time?

He wanted to get up, knocked down Fang Yi, and handed her over to Wu Lishen, but then he thought about it: It's not proper, if I get up and knock her down now and hand her over to Wu Lishen, then Wu Lishen will criticize her at most for two sentences, this woman can't turn around and plot against me, I have to teach her a lesson, otherwise she will come to castrate me every night, wouldn't it be very troublesome?

Thinking of this, Li Yan was not in a hurry to get up, he lay on the bed and pretended to be asleep, meditating: I waited for you to get to my bedside, and when you took out a dagger to cut me, pretended to turn over in a dream, avoided the vital point, and let you cut yourself, and see if you dare to attack me.

He closed his eyes, only a line was opened, and he could see faintly, but when others looked at him, they thought his eyes were closed.

Seeing Fang Yi gently and skillfully touch the bed, Li Yan sneered in his heart: You bad woman, as long as you take out the dagger, I will let you poke yourself in a hole.

However, this time Fang Yi didn't touch the dagger again, she suddenly began to take off her skirt. A plain long skirt slipped from her, then a petticoat, a belly pocket, and a profane trousers...... In a few moments, she actually took herself off an inch. Li Yan could see her tight lower abdomen, slender jade legs, slightly straight hills, and delicate collarbones...... Although her figure is not as convex and backward as the royal sister, she has a kind of flower-like and bright beauty of a girl in her twenties.

Li Yan Daqi: What's the situation? Didn't she come to castrate me? Why undress? Could it be that after her dagger was confiscated by Wu Lishen, she still hid a weapon in her personal place, and now she is stripping naked to find a weapon?

The full score of the man's EQ is low, unparalleled in the world, and he is the only man in the world, who will think that a woman is looking for a weapon when she strips naked, and it is impossible for ordinary men to think of this direction, I have to say that he is also a strange flower in a strange way. (To be continued......)