"Who is so presumptuous!" The attendant of the master of the underworld immediately lowered his face and said loudly: "You are roaring and making noise in front of adults! ”

"Yes, who is impatient...... the city gods also discussed, and turned their heads to look behind.

I say in my heart that you have not forgotten which one of those who is here is alive except me.

Moreover, this voice, others don't know, but I know.

It is a black mole soap.

Now, is the dog jumping off the wall in a hurry?

I'm not in a hurry, waiting for him to collide with me.

And the entourage got up, and more soaps poured up, and they were about to rush towards the black mole soaps - the soaps here are the elite of the elites, much more powerful than our gang.

Even if the black mole soap is rubbed with me for a lot of incense, it is absolutely impossible to take advantage of it here.

I only heard that he seemed to be out of the way, and continued to roar: "Wait a minute, what the little one wants to say is really very important, otherwise the little one will not let himself out, roar here, and beg the adults to give him a chance, this is a big deal for Chenghuang!" ”

"Oh, isn't that your soap?" Liuzhang Yuan Chenghuang frowned: "Why is there a moth at this time?" ”

"It's going to rain, and I'm going to get married," I replied, "what can I do?" ”

However, Qilitai Chenghuang was stunned, as if he didn't believe it, and looked at the black mole soap: "He...... He's still ......"

"Did he tell you in private that he wouldn't do anything that didn't hurt me?" I looked at Qilitai Chenghuang: "It's a pity, some people, the nature of the country is easy to change, and it is difficult to change." ”

When the Qilitai Chenghuang heard what I said, he was even more surprised, and looked at me with wide eyes: "You, you know everything?" ”

I nodded: "Guessed a rough idea." ”

Last time, I solved the problem of the painter throwing filth into the mouth of the skull, and I was reported by the real name of the Jiulipo City God, and the big city god of the county town pulled me over for trial, and the dead fish eye went to call the Qilitai City God to save the scene.

At that time, when the black mole soap li came to pick me up, the Qilitai city god saw the black mole soap li, and was obviously stunned for a moment, but I didn't know why at the time, and later I realized that they knew each other.

"He said that he had received the great kindness of your ten-mile shop Chenghuang, and he gave you as a soap, he must have to smear his liver and brains, and follow the work of dogs and horses, and he burst into tears, and I softened my heart, and took me to your Chenghuang Temple to inquire secretly, he did run errands diligently and conscientiously, and the people in your Chenghuang Temple did not praise him, so he believed him and helped him keep this secret, who knows, he is now turning his face and denying it!" Qilitai Chenghuang said angrily: "It's really our old Chenghuang who are all confused!" ”

"No, what the hell is that soap guy doing? What is he going to do now? "Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang didn't know what was going on here, and looked at us curiously.

Before the Qilitai City God and I could answer the Liuzhangyuan City God, at this time, the master of the underworld had already spoken: "Just tell me, what is the matter with the Shilipu City God?" ”

As soon as the black mole soap Li heard it, he immediately pointed at me and said: "My lord, you know clearly, the little one who is the soap of the city god of this ten-mile shop should have been loyal, but this ten-mile shop city god has committed a big taboo that the city god should not commit, and the small one thinks about it, and it is also very contradictory. ”

Damn, what you said is quite righteous and awe-inspiring.

The master of the underworld did not speak again, meaning that he should continue to speak, and he was even more confident, a dazzling black mole looked much fuller, and immediately stiffened his neck and said: "My lord, the small one who reported it is this ten-mile shop city god, as a god, he actually has a male and female entanglement with the dead, and there are several taboos in being a city god, one can not bend the law for personal gain, two can not be a corpse vegetarian meal, three can not be greedy for money and lust, and seek personal gain, now, ten miles shop city god, but he has committed the sin of this third article!" ”

It turns out that there are such rules for being a city god, and I am ashamed to say that Lao Tzu has been a city god for several months, and I only heard such a thing today.

Also, as soon as I took office, it was this black mole soap who came to pick me up, and all kinds of taboos about the city god were also taught to me by him, but I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it, I should have been my most powerful assistant, and he was the one who kept sneaking around me.

In my life, there have been a lot of pitfalls, but this time is the most aggrieved.

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