The candles on the Dengsendai turned out to have been humans! I don't know why I offended the emperor, and I was ordered to be put to death, and I made a sky lantern here.

The cultivators in the Xianxia world don't have much opinion on this, and the friends from modern society can't bear it. How can people eat like this? I couldn't help but complain to the officials of the organization.

The official also smiled bitterly, bear with it, it is said that the emperor doesn't like it either, but who makes the concubine like it? It is said that this day lamp and candle are like a virgin's blood bath, which can beautify and prolong life.

The setting is like this, there is no way! Hearing this, the friends had no choice but to pinch their noses and line up, along the steps that can lead directly to the top floor in the east, south and west directions of Dengsendai, and take the stage one after another.

Mixed with them, there were also ministers of the DPRK and China, who looked at them with different eyes, some were contemptuous, some were curious, some were estranged, and some were ...... It's hatred.

As the leader of the six thousand cultivators, Xiao Ling was the first to enter; Feeling the gaze from someone of almost the same status on the minister's side, Xiao Ling asked the official in charge of etiquette who the guy with a thin nose and a thin three-pointed beard was.

In fact, you don't need to ask to guess about it...... It's only been a day since he entered this god war, and the hatred has been pulled so much, except for the unlucky Hubu Shangshu Gudi who was shot down in Kuabao Pavilion, who else could there be?

As expected, it was.

Before Gu Di, it was Prime Minister Zeng Xitong, who looked dignified, but he was insidious and vicious, and he was scheming. After that, there was the Inspector of Imperial History, the privy envoy of the military...... The corrupt officials and corrupt officials rumored in the countryside almost all stood together, and sure enough, they were wolves and smelled the same.

After this gang of officers. There are also high-ranking officials of the prince's department and people from the neutral department. Representatives of the military elite, the phalanx of relatives of the harem...... Numerous. In an endless stream.

At the same time, on the road to the north of Dengxiantai leading directly to the palace Ouchi, there are also eunuchs and palace maids carrying sedan chairs to support Luan, and leading the talents, Zhaorong, and concubines in the palace to board the seats.

The huge Dengxian platform was quickly filled with lights and human voices.

The delicacies contained in the jade plate, the wine syrup of the silver cup of gold, and the various seasonal melons and fruits were served on the table one by one.

Every dish on the table has a palace person bowing down to introduce: "This is the silver needle of Junshan, from Junshan of Dongting Lake." The shape is as thin as a needle, hence the name; These are the four dried fruits: strange walnuts, crystal gummies, spiced cashew nuts, peanut sticky ...... These are the seven appetizers: two dragons playing with pearls, tangerine peel rabbit meat, strange chicken strips, Tianxiang abalone, three loofah rolls, shrimp roe and winter bamboo shoots, pepper oil and white ......"

In front of the ordinary officials at the bottom are only the ordinary eunuchs in the palace, and at the top banquet at the top, it is the maidservants in the palace who are the ones who are the handmaidens.

A group of light gauze covers as thin as cicada wings, crowded like a career line in golden armor, fleshy and shiny, driving the fragrant breeze between the walks, the high-ranking officials and eunuchs on the stage seem to have long been accustomed to this kind of scene, but it is difficult for the cultivators who should have seen it to be calm. It seems that this kind of scene is rarely experienced, and many people look nervous.

With the wine, meat, vegetables, and fruits on the table one by one, under the accompaniment of chimes, wind music, and pipa, the song is ethereal like a song in the clouds: "Liyu Fanglin to the high pavilion." The new makeup is glamorous. Yinghu Ning Jiao didn't go in at first, and greeted him with a smile when he came out. The face of the enchantress is like a flower with dew, and the jade tree shines in the backyard. ”

The song is gorgeous. The singing is charming, and it is really suitable for this occasion of drinking and playing.

In song. The man is in place, and the meat is in place. The emperor's concubines came to entertain 6,000 Xiuzhen, and the nine dragon banquet of more than 10,000 courtiers, nobles in the capital, and concubines in the palace was opened!

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"The first bowl of wine is for the spirits of our ancestors and ancestors."

"To the ancestors and ancestors!" The emperor raised his glass and ascended Sendai up and down the mountain to call for a tsunami.

"The second bowl of wine, to the ministers."

"Thank you!" The emperor raised his glass again, and the courtiers hurriedly got up to return the salute, and once again roared the tsunami.

"This third bowl of wine ......" is only in his thirties, although he is addicted to wine and is ridiculous and confused, but he is still fierce, and the emperor who does not see the old state paused, looked at the cultivators led by Xiao Ling with great interest, and spoke for the first time.

Of course, the previous toast also spoke, but it was not called talking, it was called reciting lines, and it was dry and disrespectful, just to complete the ceremony, until this moment, he was really speaking.

"This third bowl of wine is for all the immortal masters! I have always longed for the immortals who soared to the sun, traveled the world, and drank the dew! I have heard that immortals are divided into six grades: one is a god, two is a real person, three is an immortal, four is a Taoist, five is a saint, and six is a sage. Gods and men are the main heavens, true people are the main earth, immortals are the main wind and rain, Taoist bishops turn good and evil, saints rule the people, sages assist the saints to manage the people, and give help to the shortcomings of Liuhe. I also heard that there are three classes of immortals, heavenly immortals, earth immortals, and autopsy immortals. The sergeant lifts the form and ascends to the void, which is called the immortal; In the middle of the famous mountain, it is called the land immortal; The corporal dies first and then sheds, which is called the autopsy immortal. But some people say: The gods are divided into seven levels, namely Yuqing, Shangqing, Taiji, Taiqing, Jiugong, Dongtian, and Taiyin. All kinds of arguments have confused me, and I don't know which one is right and which is wrong! ”

Okay, if you don't open your mouth, you will talk at length as soon as you open your mouth, and there will be a big question. Oh, it's not a big topic, it's just a lot of talk.

Leaning on his side, it was really charming, and the glamorous Li Guifei sneered: "Your Majesty, it's time to toast." You see, the subjects up and down this Sendai are all raising their glasses and waiting......"

"The banquet has just begun, and the time is still long, I believe that the immortal chief will definitely give His Majesty a satisfactory answer, those means of ascending, traveling the world, and eating and drinking, I believe that the immortal chief will definitely let His Majesty see it, isn't it?"

This concubine's skin is soft and soft, as if pinched out with water, and her voice is even more coquettish, although many people know that she is as vicious as a snake and scorpion, but she also unconsciously lusts and gives her soul, and her eyes are intoxicated.

This demon girl is also very powerful, at first glance it seems that she is relieving Xiao Ling, but in fact, Xiao Ling has two questions invisibly.

One is to help the emperor solve problems, originally it was just a discussion, and it was not a big deal to be vague in the past, let her say this, Xiao Ling must give an answer that satisfies the emperor, otherwise he is not a true immortal.

The second is the performance, performing those skills that make the emperor yearn for the soaring of the sunset, traveling the world, and eating and drinking. This is something that the original script didn't have at all.

The most annoying thing is this kind of random drama!

Most of the high-ranking officials in the DPRK and the central government smiled at each other, this matter is just lively, the person was invited by the emperor and concubine, and it has nothing to do with them. It's Gu Di's eyebrows fluttering, and the concubine is obviously preparing to dig a pit and bury these vulgar and unwritten monks, so as to vent her anger for herself!

After listening to the words of the concubine, the emperor looked around, and sure enough, he saw the officials and nobles on the stage raising their glasses dryly, waiting for their toasts to finish.

"Haha" smiled: "Come on, come on, drink, drink, do this double." What the concubine said is not wrong at all, the night is still long, the ranking immortals are all here, and I will be able to figure it out sooner or later tonight. ”

"Thank you!" The 6,000 monks stood up in unison and drank the cup according to the rehearsed script.

After three cups, the banquet is officially started!

The seats of the aristocratic officials were staggered at the moment, and there was a lot of laughter.

And the seats of the cultivators are relatively rude, just like the emperor said, the cultivators eat and drink the dew, travel the world, and usually have a rough temperament, even if they are originally elegant, the cultivators naturally don't have so many rules after doing it for a long time...... The other side of the provocation shook their heads sideways, and they couldn't bear to look at it directly.

The wine was less than a tour, and the food was just a taste, so the emperor stopped eating and looked at Xiao Ling: "Immortal Chief, Immortal Chief, can you answer my question now?" ”

This is a hurry, and I can't hide words in my stomach. Xiao Ling almost rolled his eyes, filling the dishes on the chopsticks into his mouth, he looked around, and saw that there was a white Persian cat in the concubine's arms, and the concubine was holding the vegetables with chopsticks and feeding it one bite at a time.

Xiao Ling took the chopsticks and pointed at it: "Your Majesty, what is that?" ”

The emperor was stunned for a moment, and looked back at the Persian cat: "Cat." ”

"That's right, it's a cat. How is it different from a cow? ”

“…… Cows have horns, but cats have no horns? The Emperor replied in confusion.

"And what's the difference between it and a chicken?"

"Two legs for chickens, four legs for cats? No, no, the chicken is a feather, it is a feather. ”

Feather scales, this is the ancient classification law when biology was not very developed.

Xiao Ling laughed: "Look, Your Majesty, don't you understand very well?" Immortals have different magical powers, different merits, and different mana, and those who do good things in the world want to classify immortals and distinguish them by merit, that is, gods, real people, immortals, Taoists, saints, and sages; Fundamentally distinguished, it is the heavenly immortals, the earth immortals, and the autopsy immortals; Distinguished by high and low mana, it is Yuqing, Shangqing, Taiji, Taiqing, Jiugong, Dongtian, and Taiyin; And so on and so forth. ”

"But immortals are immortals, and the titles of those ordinary people are just created by their imagination, and they will not increase or decrease us by a point, or gain or loss." Xiao Ling put away his chopsticks and smiled, and glanced at Concubine Li silently.

Li Guifei covered her mouth and chuckled, the flowers and branches trembled, and she was full of amorous feelings: "The immortal chief compares himself with the immortal family and my cat, isn't it?" ”

"Sao, really sassy." Pu Rou, who had changed her image with her head covered and her face covered, said in a low voice.

"Hmm." It was rare for the little nurse to agree with her.

Originally, Xiao Ling's answer was satisfactory, but as soon as Concubine Li's sentence came out, he was not so satisfied: "Yes, the matter of the immortal family, compared with this four-legged beast, is inevitably ruined." ”

This woman is really difficult, Xiao Ling pouted. (To be continued......)