619 I'm joking too
As the needle box was opened, Zhang Jin stretched out his hand to copy it, and one hundred and eight dragon pattern white bee needles, as well as a five-inch Huatuo needle, all fell into the palm of his hand.
Then, several people saw the silver meteor shower again, dragging a long tail of light, falling all over the sky. Although it is not the first time for several people to see it, the gorgeous beauty still makes several people intoxicated!
But after about two seconds, the meteor shower stopped. And Dad He has become a hedgehog covered in silver needles!
The black black jade intermittent cream made Dad He's originally sickly yellowish skin shiny and dark, just like the bodybuilding oil that the contestants applied to their bodies during the bodybuilding competition, which was mainly based on olive oil.
Compared with bodybuilders, today's Dad He is also covered in oil, and he is also wearing only shorts.
The only difference is that the bodybuilders are muscular and full of liliang beauty. After applying bodybuilding oil, the reflection of the oil makes the lines of the muscles more pronounced, and it seems to be more and more toned.
And Dad He is covered in ribs, and his legs and arms are like dry firewood. After applying this layer of swarthy, shiny black jade intermittent cream, under the reflection of the oil, this old man looked thinner and thinner. There is a feeling of pinning bones. It's like an African refugee who has never had enough to eat since childhood!
When the African refugee-like father He is full of silver needles, the image is even more incredible, just like a white-haired monkey with sparse hair and a bulging top!
Of course, after seeing Dad He's appearance, Old Man Liu, who had a broken mouth and a damaged mouth, was the first to jump out, first with a playful sneer, and then said in a flirtatious tone:
"Hey, who's this? I thought it was an African refugee from a third shijie brother country? As a result, when I took a closer look, it turned out that it was still with white hair, and it turned out to be an old monkey with sparse hair! It's rare......"
Father He, who was inserted all over by Zhang Jin with a silver needle, although he could hear and see, he temporarily lost the ability to speak and move. Therefore, Father He, who has always been-for-tat with Old Man Liu, and can always take advantage of his mouth, has to endure it at this time. Facing the old man Liu who jumped up and down. Dad Ho's only means of resistance. You can only close your eyes and see nothing!
There is no way, defeat at this time, it is not a crime of war, it is just a formality!
However, Dad He had no choice but to retreat. Old man Liu, an old man with no bottom line, saw that he finally had the opportunity to gain the upper hand. But he had to inch in, play to beat the water dogs, and fall into the well.
When Old Man Liu found out that Father He couldn't speak or move, he intensified even more. took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and said in a broken mouth:
"You said that this mobile phone is really high-tech now, such a little gadget, not only can access the Internet. And you can take pictures and do everything!
It's because of the convenience that so many people like to take selfies now!
Although the selfies are all young people, today my old Liu also talked about juvenile madness and learned how to play with young people!
The dignified He Durian is like this now, I have to take a clear picture of what I said. When the time comes, show it to those who know Master He and tell them that He Durian does not have thorns on his body now, and has changed to a long needle.
More powerful than the original! ”
Old man Liu held his mobile phone and wanted to take a picture of his ugly jiashi. Let Dad He close his eyes with peace of mind. You can't hear it without hearing it. If this 'semi-nude photo' of himself smeared with 'bodybuilding oil' and 'hedgehog thorns' was really sent by Mr. Liu to his friends in the circle. Then you will be embarrassed.
So, Dad He's eyes, which had just been closed, suddenly opened again. Angrily watching the old man Liu jumping up and down, he was studying the photography function that his mobile phone had never used.
Just look at the fierceness in Dad He's eyes. If it weren't inconvenient for Dad He to speak now, I'm afraid he would have scolded Old Man Liu a long time ago, even if he burst out foul language, he might not greet the women of his family;
If Dad He hadn't been able to move because of the injuries on his body and the fixed needles, Dad He would have been full of old punches for this increasingly tasteless old man.
Just when Dad He was powerful and had nowhere to go, Mother He, who had a good relationship with Dad He, hurriedly jumped out to play a round to protect the rights and interests and face of her old man:
"Uncle Liu, don't be like this, my family has a good face, if you really shoot it, he will really turn his face!"
"Turn your face, turn your face, Lao Liu, I'm afraid he won't make it! Even if I don't pass it on, I have to take a picture so that this guy always has a handle in my hands. lest he always rely on his own words to bully me! ”
Old man Liu continued to look for the icon of the camera on the touch screen, and said nonchalantly.
Zhang Jin sensitively found that Dad He had been a little angry with Old Man Liu, which might have affected the next treatment. So, he didn't care about sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight anymore, seeing that these two old men would stage several big dramas every day, and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort:
"Dad He, don't get angry, calm down, you must calm down. Don't be afraid, if this old man really dares to take a picture of you like this and threaten you, I promise you, when you are well enough to move, I will definitely help you strip him naked and fix him there, and we won't even keep his underwear.
When the time comes, I'll get you a high-definition camera with more than 50 million pixels, and a professional-grade video camera, so that you can shoot at 360 degrees.
Let this old man pose whatever posture you want, as disgusting as you want.
When the time comes, if he dares to show your picture to anyone else. Let's upload three to five thousand nude photos of this old thing to the Internet, and vigorously create a vigorous one, the elderly man's version of 'nude photos'! ”
Zhang Jin's words made Father He stunned for a moment, and finally calmed down. After glancing at Old Man Liu with a smile in his eyes, he closed it again.
Although it was only a glance, everyone clearly understood the meaning in that look:
If you shoot it, who is more embarrassed when you see it!
And the old man Liu, who was originally proudly fiddling with his mobile phone, was completely dumbfounded.
Zhang Jin's idea is too vicious, too lacking in morality, and too damaged, although it has not been implemented yet, it is just a threat, but Old Man Liu still feels cold in the cracks of his bones. The old chrysanthemum that has been used for more than a jiazi is even more constricted and is about to be completely closed!
Old man Liu, who was completely intimidated by Zhang Jin, was stunned for a moment with a tangled face, first neatly stuffed the mobile phone he had just taken out and stuffed it back into his pocket, and then pointed at Zhang Jin's nose and scolded:
"You stinky boy, you're so lacking in morality! Even if you are your own father-in-law, but is there such a partiality as you? I'm just joking, teasing your father-in-law, you come with me so ruthlessly! ”
For Old Man Liu's eyebrows, Zhang Jin, who is also experienced in fighting this old man, is not stunned at all. Instead, with a fox-like cunning expression, he replied with a smile:
"Look at what you always say, what do you mean by partiality? You're always taking pictures, it's a joke, of course I can tell. So, I'm kidding that too! You see, you can't help but be funny, and you get angry when you make a joke......"
Zhang Jin's response made Old Man Liu completely out of line. pointed at the tip of Zhang Jin's nose with his fingers tremblingly for a while, and after seeing that Zhang Jin still maintained that harmless 'kind' expression, the anger on Old Man Liu's face completely turned into helplessness, and the fingers pointing at the tip of Zhang Jin's nose also fell.
Old Man Liu is out of line, Zhang Jin has always been thick-skinned and black-hearted, and Old Man Liu really can't help him.
From Old Man Liu's triumphant threat to Zhang Jin's vicious threat, the rapid transformation of the situation made He Qingqian and He Mama completely experience ups and downs. Although he only smiled lightly on the surface, he was happy in his heart.
What a homely atmosphere!
Every day, watching Zhang Jin fight with Old Man Liu, watching Old Man Liu tease He Qingqian, watching Old Man Liu fight with Father He, every day is lively and lively, and the atmosphere is always so harmonious......
Well...... Let's guess it's a good rapprochement!
These people are fighting back and forth, it should be just a way to promote feelings and exchange emotions!
He Qingqian, who was happy in his heart and had a smile in his eyes, saw Zhang Jin and Old Man Liu, staring at each other with big eyes, just like the momentum competition before the master duel. Moreover, looking at the jiashi of these two people, it seems that it will not be over for a while.
So, He Qingqian stood up and played a round.
"Jin, Dad's further treatment, is that it? Do you want to do something else? ”
He Qingqian's words woke up Zhang Jin, who was immersed in the atmosphere of 'duel with masters'. He hurriedly took his eyes off Old Man Liu's face and said:
"I almost delayed this old guy who didn't have anything to do in his heart!"
After the old man Liu almost cocked his beard again with one sentence, Zhang Jin no longer took care of the angry old man Liu, but turned around and came to Father He's side again. While pulling out something that looked like a scythe, he said:
"Uncle He still has one step left for this treatment, so we can't delay it!"
As he spoke, he slammed what looked like a black stone in his hand on the scythe. With a crisp sound of gold and iron, a little spark jumped out from the place where the scythe and the stone clashed, and landed on Father He's body.
'Boom'!
The moment the spark fell on Father He, a terrifying scene happened, and Father He, who was swarthy and shiny, was all over his body, and his whole person burned. The blue flames of inches and lengths enveloped all the places on his body that had been coated with black jade intermittent ointment. Whether it is the skull and cheeks with soft tissue contusions, or the fractured chest and abdomen, arms, legs, and back, there is no mistake or omission in all the places where the black jade intermittent cream has been applied.
'Ahh ——’
The sudden change frightened Mother He, He Qingqian and Old Man Liu. In particular, the two ladies used a soprano to cast a terrifying 'sonic wave' attack! (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )