All the members of our small building sat around the sofa in the sunken ground again, and I hugged the pillow, because I was hungry again, and my stomach was the most irritating.

"Where's your brother?" When I asked Maomao, Maomao pointed to it, and I immediately became happy: "Finally go back!" ”

"Nope." The hair on Mao Mao's face moved, and he looked at me with an apologetic face, "My brother has packed his luggage and is going to move over." ”

"Great!" Jiang Yan actually jumped up happily, and high-fived Qing Yu and Si Yinuo beside him.

I narrowed my eyes, "What do you mean?" ”

The three of them immediately looked embarrassed, sat Yan back on the sofa and began to suck his blood bag, Qing Twilight went to look under the coffee table again, I said what kind of treasure is there that I can't get tired of rummaging all day long?

"Sister Xiaolan......" Si Yinuo hid behind Xiaobai and whispered with a low face, "I don't like Senior Mo Ming so much...... As...... Let the seniors chase after Sister Xiaolan......"

"That's absolutely impossible!"

Kindness? The same mantra came out of Mao Mao's mouth, okay, I now believe that she and Mo Ming are biological brothers and sisters. I also know that I am a mortal, not a beauty, but it is too much to say it directly.

"My brother will never like Sister Xiaolan, my brother likes beautiful women."

Burst! Hairy children's shoes! I've got self-knowledge, you don't have to do this!

I lowered my face: "Maomao, can you give me some face, let me also have a little Mary Sue?" ”

Mao Mao smiled awkwardly: "Yes, I'm sorry, I'm straightforward......" She stirred her fingers in embarrassment.

"Who is Mary Sue?" Si Yinuo was puzzled, Qing Yu also looked at the generals suspiciously, and the generals looked at them, and said like a doctor who was rich in five cars: "Mary Sue, that is, the transliteration of Mary Sue." The term Mary Sue originated in the fan fiction circle abroad. A foreign author created a fictional heroine named MarySue to enjoy YY in her self-written sci-fi fanfiction, and her fame soared, and this fictional name has also become a representative mental noun. Since then, the mortal girls have called the text of many boys who fall in love with the heroine for no reason as Mary Suwen. ”

Qing Yan, Si Yinuo, and Mao Mao all looked at Jiang Yan dumbfounded, not to mention them, I also looked at him with a dislocated chin: "Jiang Yan, you won't put the entire Baidu Encyclopedia in your head, right?" ”

Jiang Yan smiled at me: "Because I rarely go out on assignments, I often go online." ”

This is a typical otaku, and it is an encyclopedia of otaku!

"So Sister Xiaolan, don't think about Mary Sue, no one in the fairy realm will like you......" Mao Mao sighed and looked at me.

I was stunned: "Huh? Although I don't want a Mary Sue, why do you say that? ”

"It's not so much that it won't, it's better to say that it doesn't dare, because in the fairy realm, whoever falls in love with a mortal must become a mortal." After Mao Mao's words were finished, the atmosphere in the room became inexplicably serious and heavy, and Jiang Yan, Qing Yu, and Si Yinuo fell silent one after another, and Si Yinuo secretly looked at me with sympathetic eyes.

But I didn't care: "What's wrong with being mortals, I think we're mortals pretty good." ”

"Of course not!" Maomao was the first to jump up, "There will be menstruation!" What a hassle! ”

"Huh?! It's not good for you to say this in front of the boys. I looked at the boys awkwardly, laughed dryly, and opened my mouth: "Mortal boys will also have a lot of physiological troubles and uncontrollable physiological phenomena. ”

"What phenomenon?"

"Morning/Erection."

"When I didn't ask."

"Are there other more serious physiological troubles, do you want to know?"

I immediately waved my hand and covered my face with a pillow: "I roughly thought of it." "How can they discuss physiological phenomena so calmly! It's like a conversation between doctors, but it seems that I'm obscene. Perhaps it is precisely because they don't have it that they are as calm as discussing academic issues. So...... What are the boys here who don't have mornings? What's left? Hand or something?

I put down my pillow: "Listening to you say this, it is indeed physically annoying to be a mortal, and you are hungry and sick......

"It's going to be old~~~" Mao Mao covered his face.

I was stunned, look at her, sister paper? You can't tell how old you are! By the way, how old are they? I looked at them in amazement: "So you're not twenty?!" ”

Suddenly, everyone stopped talking. They began to do their own work again.

Maomao began to comb her hair, snoring and snoring with her face sideways, Qing Yu went to turn over the coffee table again, and Si Yinuo completely hid behind Xiaobai.

Orz, I suddenly understand why Xuanyue is in a hurry, this group of people is not at all the age they seem to be!

"Knock knock!" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and my heart beat faster and I became nervous.

"Package! Xia Xiaolan receives the package! ”

"Whew." I breathed a sigh of relief, but strangely, who would send me a package? I don't have any acquaintances here. I got up listlessly, first, I was hungry, and second, I felt that it was too boring not to fall in love, I haven't talked about it yet, who doesn't look forward to a love like a snowstorm in college?

Hold a small hand, kiss a small mouth or something, is it because the state stipulates that kiss scenes and below the neck can not be had, so I just stopped thinking about it here?

The face is too dark, and the character is not good. Why should people be immortals, sacrifice to be mortals with you?

Wait!

My mother turned out to be from this school, so!

In an instant, the heart was warm and sweet, and the mother was willing to give up being a fairy for the sake of her father, such a feeling was really beautiful.

Sure enough, there are still many girls who are willing to sacrifice.

The mood was wrapped in happiness and warmth, swept away the previous boredom, when he opened the door, he didn't see anyone, and when he was puzzled, a voice came from below: "Congratulations, Xia Xiaolan." ”

I looked down and was stunned, and I saw a turtle carrying a package on its back.

"The video click-through rate of your freshman test is the first in Xianyu, so you will get a freshman gift package, please sign for it." He unloaded the package from his back, and a signature area appeared on the turtle shell on the back, "Also, I'm your fan, please sign my life, thank you." He bowed to me, and he was so cute.

"Okay." I put my finger on his turtle shell, and his turtle shell immediately showed my information, and then another plane appeared, and a pen appeared in my hand, and I picked up the pen and signed on that plane.

"Thank you, thank you!" The turtle bowed happily and kept touching his back like it, and I had a nosebleed on my face, and I immediately asked playfully, "Doesn't the freshman gift package include you?" ”

The little turtle was stunned for a moment, and when he boarded up, his green face turned red, and he touched his face: "I'm me, I'm leaving!" With that, he turned around and ran, and the speed was so fast that I was dumbfounded for a moment!

The turtles in the fairy realm have all done express delivery, so how can the rabbits on the ground be embarrassed!

Haha, it's so cute, I really want to raise one, no boy gives me love and gives me a cute pet to compensate, hehe. And having a pet is much easier than falling in love with a boy.

Enh! Anyway, I can't fall in love, let's see if I can get a cute pet.

I picked up the freshman gift bag and went back to the house, hehe, it seems that I don't have a black face today, see if there is anything available inside.

"You've got a freshman package! That's amazing! Maomao had already run over excitedly. They also surrounded them: "Let's see what's inside?" The freshman packs are different every year, but they're all good! ”

As soon as I heard the good things, I also became excited, put the gift bag on the coffee table, and the gift bag automatically opened, should I get a sunglasses or something? so as not to shine brightly.

As it turned out, I thought too much.

Inside the box is a transparent glass plate.

"It's the latest phone!" Mao Mao was the first to exclaim, and immediately took it out, and everyone surrounded Mao Mao.

What the? Cell phone!

Isn't it exactly what I'm missing right now!

"Great! Sister Xiaolan, so you don't have to level up! To give! Mao Mao gave me back the phone, it was still just a transparent glass plate, but I knew that there were already such transparent phones in the mortal world.

So I immediately turned on, when my finger was inadvertently pressed on the phone screen, she automatically turned on.

"Identity confirmed: Xia Xiaolan." A melodious female voice came from the phone.

"Sister Xiaolan, the voice can be changed! You change the one you like! Mao Mao reminded, excited and abnormal.

I don't know how my brain twitched, so I said casually: "Guo Degang." ”

When he boarded, Guo Degang's voice had already come from his mobile phone: "Hello, I am Guo Degang, and now I am serving you, you can be louder and do not use electricity." ”

"Poof!" There should be a complete collection of Guo Degang's quotations in this magic machine!