Make a small report?

Whether it is during his studies or after joining the work, Wang Sancai is most annoyed by this kind of person who secretly makes small reports.

Is there anything you can't say in person? Do you have to secretly calculate others?

Think you're doing it seamlessly? Hum!

To deal with this kind of person, you have to give him a little color to see, let him know that in the future, this method of making a small report will not only be useless, but will also make him steal chickens and rice!

So, after pondering for a while, Wang Sancai immediately sent someone to the town to buy two exquisite gift boxes, which were still wooden, and the whole looked formal and solemn.

Wang Sancai walked into his tent with two gift boxes, walked out again after a while, and handed the gift box to Deputy Lieutenant Sima: "Deputy Lieutenant Sima, please go to the camps on both sides in person, the blue one will be handed over to General Shan, and the red one will be handed over to General Yang, go to General Shan's side first, and you must remember that you must personally hand over my two gifts to the two generals, um...... Let's just say that it is a little bit of my heart, as an apology for the bombing and harassment they have been subjected to these days. ”

Deputy Lieutenant Sima held a gift box in one hand, looked suspicious, and said dissatisfiedly: "Your Excellency General...... I can understand it for General Shan, but Yang Hongguang is plotting behind your back, and you still give him a gift? Isn't it ......"

He didn't say what he said later, so Wang San said it for him: "Do you feel like I'm just a soft persimmon?" ”

Deputy Lieutenant Sima pursed his lips and did not speak, but the reluctance on his face had betrayed the thoughts in his heart.

Wang Sancai smiled and said, "It means that you don't know me yet, go quickly." Don't grind around here. ”

"Okay." Although Deputy Lieutenant Sima was still a little reluctant, he would not disobey Wang Sancai's order, and as soon as he turned around, he heard Wang Sancai add to him: "You must remember that the blue one is for General Shan, and the red one is for General Yang, you must not give it wrong, understand?" ”

"Understood." Deputy Lieutenant Sima turned around and replied, immediately rushed to the stable, rode a horse, and according to Wang Sancai's instructions, he came to the defensive camp in charge of General Shan.

General Shan heard that it was Deputy Lieutenant Sima who came this time, considering that he was a native of Li after all. Even if the original Deputy Lieutenant Sima was no longer welcomed. At least on the surface, it can't hurt his anger, everyone is an old neighbor, and they don't see what they look up to see, but it can't be compared with Wang Sancai, an outsider.

Thereupon. General Shan cordially and kindly received Adjutant Sima in his tent. I learned that Deputy Lieutenant Sima was a gift for Wang Sancai. General Shan was a little unexpected, but at the same time, he couldn't help but secretly be on guard.

However, when I got the reason for the gift from the mouth of Deputy Lieutenant Sima. General Shan was immediately relieved.

He said something like thanking Wang Sancai, and invited Deputy Lieutenant Sima to have dinner with him.

However, knowing that Adjutant Sima was going to give a gift to General Yang Hongguang, General Shan was no longer in Qiang.

After Deputy Lieutenant Sima left, General Shan opened the exquisite packaging in the gift box, and was shocked to find that it was a sparkling fine yuan stone!!

General Shan's heart jumped, and he hurriedly closed the lid of the gift box, worried that the light of the fine yuan stone would spread outside the tent.

He hurriedly glanced outside, and found that no one was paying attention, so that his eyes fell back on the box, and he carefully opened a corner, and when he saw the soft light, a heat suddenly appeared in his eyes!

Suddenly, he also noticed that there was a small note pressed under this fine yuan stone, and he curiously pulled it out and looked at it carefully.

……

Subsequently, Adjutant Sima came to General Yang Hongguang's camp as fast as he could.

General Yang Hongguang is over forty years old, with a big belly, and his beard adds a bit of ruggedness.

Similarly, this time when he learned that it was Deputy Lieutenant Sima who came, General Yang Hongguang did not refrain from refusing to leave, and personally met with Deputy Lieutenant Sima.

Knowing the intention of Deputy Lieutenant Sima, General Yang Hongguang was taken aback, and asked Deputy Lieutenant Sima to thank Wang Sancai later, but secretly he was wary.

So, after sending Deputy Lieutenant Sima away, General Yang Hongguang called the deputy general to his tent: "Li Liao, you should go to General Shan in person right now, and ask that Wang Sancai if he has apologized to him!" I'm afraid I'll be calculated by this king! ”

As the saying goes, if you don't do bad things, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

General Shan didn't secretly frame Wang Sancai, so he didn't consider that Wang Sancai was calculating him by giving him a gift, but General Yang was different, he just received the news that the palace messenger had returned to the palace this evening, and Wang Sancai sent someone to send him a gift this night.

After seeing the lieutenant general leave, General Yang sat in the tent like this, staring at the red gift box on the table, guessing what it would be.

He was uneasy in his heart, and if he told him that Wang Sancai hadn't apologized to General Shan when the adjutant general came back, then he would definitely not open this gift box.

So, under the feeling of tossing and turning, General Yang finally waited for the deputy general to return, and he immediately stood up and asked, "How?" ”

The adjutant general nodded lightly: "General, General Shan also received a gift from Wang San before us......

Speaking of this, he glanced twice outside the tent, and saw that no one noticed it, so he lowered his voice and said: "General, you know, there are rules in the army that you are not allowed to accept any bribes, and General Shan is not easy to reveal directly, but he told me in person that Wang San is quite sincere." ”

Yang Hongguang's face immediately froze, he pondered for a moment, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I know, you can go out." ”

"Yes." The lieutenant bowed and immediately walked out of the tent.

Yang Hongguang sat down again, and finally let go of his heart and unpacked the gift box.

He felt that Wang Sancai gave a gift to apologize secondly, and the most important thing was to test which side of his two sides gave a small report to the queen, but he couldn't guess how Wang Sancai determined whether it was himself or General Shan in this way.

As the gift box was opened by him. What caught his eye was not a high-quality yuan stone obtained by General Shan, but a small white bottle the size of a palm.

General Yang looked at the vial carefully in confusion, not knowing what it was used for, he looked at it repeatedly two or three times and couldn't understand the strange characters marked on it.

Just as he was about to put down this vial, he suddenly noticed that there was a small note in the gift box, he reached out and grabbed it, it was Wang Sancai's handwritten letter, the first two lines of a bunch of apologetic words General Yang directly ignored the past, he saw it later, and found that it described the steps to open this gift.

"Grab the bottle in one hand. The other hand gently pulled the pull ring......" muttered to himself. General Yang followed the steps described above and gently pulled the tab of the small bottle.

But then......

"Ahh My eyes!!! ”

The miserable screams came from Yang Hongguang's tent, like a bomb, suddenly exploding in the silent night!!

Wang Sancai's military camp.

Deputy Lieutenant Sima, who came back early, suddenly had a light in his eyes: "It's Yang Hongguang's scream!" …… Shogun. When you told me not to send the wrong gift, I knew that the contents of the two gift boxes were different. There has been no reaction from General Shan's side. Why is Yang Hongguang's reaction so big? ”

Wang Sancai snorted coldly: "The things in the two boxes are indeed different, I gave General Shan a piece of fine yuan stone, as for General Yang." I wrapped him in a flashbang, implying that he hit me for a small report, that is, blind him! ”

After saying this, Wang Sancai turned around, faced the soldiers who stood solemnly in the night, and shouted: "You know, the battlefield is day and night, and often the enemy army will sneak attack at night when people are unprepared...... All of them! Starting with the machine-gun detachment, advance three hundred meters, aim at the puppets within two hundred meters, shoot! ”

"Yes!" The cheers were deafening, followed by the sound of neat steps, and not long after, the domineering sound of the Destroyer MG3 machine gun suddenly exploded in the middle of the night.

Wang Sancai listened to these noisy noises, but felt that he had never enjoyed them like this, he looked at the fires flickering in the dark, and suddenly turned his head and squinted his eyes to look in the direction of Yang Hongguang's defense line, and the screams did not know when they had stopped.

On this night, the training of Wang Sancai's thermal weapons unit was finally finished at two o'clock in the middle of the night, especially the training of the final explosion detachment, and the wave after wave of loud explosions resounded in the sky like rolling thunder.

Although General Shan was very upset by the sudden sound of gunfire and explosions at night, the note in the gift box that Wang Sancai gave him read: "On the order of the queen, speed up the pace of training, add a training session at night, and if there is any noise, I hope to bear with me."

The hand is short, the mouth is short, and Wang Sancai has greeted him in advance, and he has just accepted a piece of Wang Sancai's fine yuan stone, and he has some psychological preparations, plus he has told the news to all the soldiers in his camp at the first time, and it is the personal order of Her Majesty the Queen, even if everyone has resistance in their hearts, but they can't say anything against it, and even some smart soldiers have prepared a pair of earplugs with good sound insulation effect early after receiving the news at night.

But...... General Yang Hongguang almost blew up his lungs this night!!

He had already thoroughly understood that Wang San knew that he had sent someone to the queen to tell the secret, but the problem was that when he recovered from the flashbang "flashing blind" mode, he was surprised to find that the small bottle that almost blinded his eyes actually disappeared out of thin air!

In the exquisite packaging box, there is only a small note left by Wang Sancai, and the words of sincere apology on it seem to be very dazzling now, but without physical evidence, what is the use of just relying on the line of text below the note to explain the steps?

There is no way to even go to the queen to sue Wang Sancai for deliberately calculating himself!

Maybe you will be bitten back by Wang Sancai - you lost all the gifts I gave you, why did you slander me and plot against you?

General Yang was angry in his heart, even though the sound of gunfire outside had stopped, but General Yang couldn't sleep when he lay in the tent and tossed and turned.

Finally, he opened the curtain of the tent and yelled outside, "Li Liao!" Li Liao!! Tomorrow morning, you will go to Wang Sancai's side in person, and ask him if he will let people rest!! If he is obsessed again, tell him that Lao Tzu will go to the palace to play in person!! (To be continued......)