The second update -

In the days of cultivating the Taixuan Sutra, Li Yan didn't dare to be too indulgent, and in fact, there were not many girls who were willing to accompany him to indulge. Almost all the girls who know a little bit of martial arts are desperately cultivating, striving to step on the ladder of the shattered void. People who practice martial arts always want to be strong, stronger, very strong, and there are powerful enemies in the north, no one dares to relax in the slightest.

But there are also some exceptions, for example, Wei Xiaobao, a girl with braided braids, is very boring, she doesn't like to cultivate, becoming stronger or something has nothing to do with her, and she didn't even think about breaking the void, she just thought about eating and waiting for death for the rest of her life. But Sister Dugu's shattering of the void also had a certain impact on her, because after the shattered void, the person was gone, and she began to worry that Li Yan would also shatter the void one day, and the sisters who knew martial arts would follow Li Yan to ascend to the immortal realm, so she, a mortal, could only stay alone in the human realm, which would be very boring.

The braided girl put a table of tribute in front of the gods and Buddhas, she never asked the gods to worship the Buddha before, but now she can't help but worship it, because the people who break the void are said to become gods and Buddhas, so she now believes that the gods and Buddhas are stored zài, but they are just temporarily holding the Buddha's feet and I don't know if there is any effect.

Her mother's Qinglou business is now very hot, and she has a lot of money in her hand, so the tribute is very rich, and she only worships for a while, and the people who smell the fragrance and steal the tribute appear, Xiao Lori Yang Guo, Tooth Changing Lori Guo Jing, Stinky Fart Lori Murong Fu, and Xia Ke Island's Longmu Er Lori actually came to steal the tribute, a group of Loli lying on the tribute table picked and chosen, and ate all the delicious things, and the bad things were kicked everywhere.

"You're not doing it right! Gods and Buddhas can not be believed. But not disrespectful. The braided girl crossed her waist and said, "You will be punished by God like this." ”

That's it. Thunder began to thunder in the sky. There is also the clatter of lightning that looks like it is about to be chopped off.

A group of loli were frightened, and hurriedly bowed to the sky: "I stole a few of your buns, why bother to scare us with such a large share of thunder and lightning?" The gods and Buddhas are too stingy, so it's a big deal to buy some buns and put them on your side again. ”

As soon as he said this, God seemed to be even more angry, and the lightning flew even harder, and it seemed that it was about to fall overhead.

The braided girl looked up and laughed: "I'll just say you didn't do it right." ”

At this time, the head of Xiang Shaolong, a special forces girl, suddenly appeared on the highest roof next to him. She picked her head and said: "The ancient palace is too unsafe, not even a lightning rod is safe, this kind of weather is easy to be struck by lightning and catch fire." With that, she stuck a lightning rod in the roof and jumped away.

Rumble! Click! A bolt of lightning immediately struck the lightning rod and was led into the ground, and then one after another, all the thunder in the sky seemed to be sucked away by the lightning rod. The special forces girl clapped her hands: "It's done, it will never be possible to hit us with thunder and cracks the day after tomorrow, everyone is free." ”

As soon as her words fell, the tribute on the tribute table became even worse. A group of loli rolls over and jumps up, using more brutal means to deal with the tribute. Since you can't be afraid of thunder and thunder, what else is there to be afraid of? What you eat is what you eat!

The braided girl spread her hands, she couldn't afford to hurt, and these little Loli were too unsophisticated. Well, since I'm not afraid of thunder, I'm going to eat it too, obviously I bought it, wouldn't it be too wasteful if I didn't eat a bite and then it was gone? The braided girl snatched an apple out and nibbled it twice. After thinking about it, I didn't finish it, so I picked up another apple and nibbled on it twice, anyway, there are too many tributes, and if you can't finish eating, it will be wasted, so it is better to eat two bites of an apple, so it feels better.

Gnawing on six notched apples in a row, this becomes an apple 6, which is interesting.

At this time, the gods and Buddhas finally got angry, and the Buddha statue actually began to shake violently. The braided girl was startled, and a few loli were also startled, and Murong Fu couldn't help but shout: "What's the matter with this Buddha statue?" Why do you look like you're going to live? ”

Longmu Er Lori said strangely: "We are a little familiar with this Buddha statue, which Buddha is it?" ”

The braided girl explained: "This is not a Buddha statue, it is a sword fairy statue, you know, I don't know other sword immortals, I only know a Dugu sister, so I found someone to carve her statue to worship." ”

As soon as she said this, the Loli were all frightened, and they were not afraid of other gods and Buddhas, because no one had ever seen those gods and Buddhas appear, and they didn't even know whether those gods and Buddhas existed, but Dugu Yujie was indeed a sword immortal who did exist in zài, and everyone saw her soar with their own eyes...... It's just that the braided girl carving the sword fairy statue is too unsophisticated, this carving is not like it at all, is this the chubby sister Dugu?

Everyone robbed Sister Sword Fairy's tribute, and something must have happened now.

Sure enough, a golden long sword suddenly condensed in mid-air, and Dugu Yujie stood barefoot on the sword, standing in the air, proud as a fairy, oh! It's not like an immortal, it's an immortal at all. She flattened her mouth and said depressedly: "A few sisters, you can't mess with my tribute like this, the immortals who cultivate in the fairy world, it is very important to collect the power of faith, it is rare for someone to carve a sword immortal statue for me and send tribute, so that I get a little bit of the power of faith, but you come to sabotage, is this to affect my progress in the fairy world?" ”

Lori said embarrassedly: "We don't know if it's like sister, you, I thought it was Guanyin, Fuxian and the like, so I messed up the tribute, I knew it was yours, we would never eat it, sister rest assured, we will also carve you in the future, and provide you with the power of faith." ”

Sister Dugu was satisfied, and was about to fly back to the fairy world when a man jumped out of the roof and hugged her in mid-air. Furious, what mortal who doesn't have long eyes dares to attack even an immortal? As soon as the thought came out, the ten thousand swords came out, and the sky was full of golden swords......

The man shouted, "Sister Dugu, don't use the sword, it's me!" ”

After looking closely, he recognized that it was Li Yan.

Dugu Royal Sister Daqi, Wan Jian Jue disappeared immediately, and the murderous aura disappeared, and said curiously: "What are you doing?" ”

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "Sister Dugu, don't disappear again, you suddenly broke the void last time and ran away, the reader scolded me for missing a girl, unsubscribing from Yan zhòng, although this book is almost finished, but there must be a beginning and an end, right?" You can't bear to see a reader leave us near the end of this book, right? ”

Dugu Royal Sister said strangely: "Then what should I do to help you?" ”

Li Yan said without restraint: "Sex and doing, hehehe...... As long as it comes to it, readers won't say that I'm missing a girl. ”

"I'm dizzy! Die! Dugu Yujie kicked Li Yan off her flying sword with one kick, and fled to the sky at a fast speed, disappearing without a trace in an instant. There were only some remnants of golden lightsabers left in the sky, and they couldn't dissipate for half a day.

A group of loli were all dumbfounded, and the braided girl also wiped a handful of sweat and said: "Xianggong, you are too unparticular, right, even the gods dare to tease?" ”

Li Yan spread his hands and said: "It is better to pray to God and worship Buddha than to take care of the needs of readers, and readers are God." ”

The braided girl pointed to the sky: "But Sister Dugu Yu still ran away, aren't you still leaking girls?" Nothing has changed at all. ”

"No, there is a big change." Li Yan smiled evilly: "At least we know that the people who shatter the void can still come back, this is probably what people often call the immortal apparition...... And it is only when asking for tribute that the spirit appears, tsk, the gods are too undisciplined, and when they want tribute, they will show it, and when people need the help of the gods and Buddhas, they will not come out at all. ”

The braided girl said a little worriedly: "Xianggong, it's not good for you to complain about the gods and Buddhas like this, in case they give you a heavenly punishment or something." ”

Li Yan pointed to the special forces girl next to him who was installing a second lightning rod, and laughed: "Don't be afraid, the thunder split has long been proven to be avoided by scientific means, and the immortals only have those two tricks, and their mana is not very useful in the human world." If they were really awesome in the human realm, they wouldn't have been forced to soar by the plane. Moreover, they can't do anything in the human world at all, what mountain floods, droughts, floods, if the gods and Buddhas really love their believers, they would have cleaned up these things a long time ago, and it would be their turn to endanger the world. When the believers worship and give gifts, they come out one by one to manifest their spirits, and when the believers suffer, they all flee from ...... The gods and Buddhas are all a bunch of fancy goods. ”

The braided girl was speechless, Xianggong's courage was really too big, and he dared to say this.

Li Yan commanded: "Everyone take action, carve a few more stone statues, jade statues, bronze statues, gold statues or something of Sister Dugu, and send her the power of faith every day in the future...... She'll show up and come out, wahaha. When the time comes, will she dare to refuse the conditions I propose? Come over obediently and pose for my brother to look like eighteen......"

"Xianggong, your temperance ......"

"Turning to ashes or something, in order not to leak the girl, I can incarnate as a demon king! Superman can't stop my ambitions. ”

"Xianggong, I suddenly thought of one thing, the gods and Buddhas can't do anything about you in the human realm, but in the future, if you break the void and reach the immortal realm, they can clean you up, right?"

When Li Yan heard this, he immediately sweated profusely.

"I don't think you'd better break the void, it's too dangerous."

Li Yan nodded a few times: "Reasonable, reasonable, it's really dangerous, such an arrogant contempt for a god and Buddha, in case it is broken and falls into their hands, I am afraid that if I don't die, I will fall a few layers of skin." In the future, I will cultivate in the human realm, and death will not shatter the void. ”

The braided girl was suddenly overjoyed, so that's right, it seems that today's prayer to God and Buddha still played a role, at least it still achieved expectations, and solved the problem of separating from men between the two worlds. Okay, hurry up and make a statue of Sister Dugu...... (To be continued......)