420 cute, women dressed as men, men dressed as women
(3rd Update)――
After the time of the three pillars of incense, Li Yan roughly explained what happened just now to Ding Jing, including that he inadvertently saved Yilin, heard the conspiracy of the Songshan faction, etc., and even made the true identity of the distorted girl clear. Li Yan even told Ding Jing about some of Zuo Lengchan's conspiracy that he saw in the original book, although this plane may not be the same, but it should be eight or nine and ten.
Ding Jing was surprised by the true identity of the twisted girl, but she didn't care much, after all, she was a monk, and her ability to not be surprised was much higher than that of ordinary people, since the world-famous thief Tian Boguang was a woman, it was also a good thing for the rivers and lakes.
She was just a little disdainful of the behavior of the Songshan faction, and sighed: "I didn't expect Zuo Lengchan to be so ambitious and want to annex my five factions." ”
Li Yan shook his head and said, "Actually...... If you want to annex other sects and strengthen yourself, this idea is not necessarily wrong, historical development tells us that small workshops will definitely be replaced by large-scale. The big companies in later generations are desperately trying to annex others, such as Microsoft only acquired Nokia......" Seeing that Dingjing was at a loss, obviously not understanding, Li Yan knew that he was talking again, and quickly coughed and said: "Well, in short, the intention of annexation is not a bad intention, but it is not right to use this method, I look down on Zuo Lengchan very much." ”
Dingjing Khan: "I didn't expect Shaoxia to think that it was a good thing to annex other sects." ”
Li Yan smiled, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and it's really not a bad thing to think about annexing other factions, but this kind of concept is not the same as Dingjing.
Ding Jing said: "I heard that Shaoxia is a skipper from Heimu Cliff, may I ask you that you want to skip school?" Did you find out that the Sun and Moon God Cult is an evil sect? That's why they escaped their grasp? ”
Li Yan shook his head and said, "Master." You've been living in seclusion as a nun and practicing the Dharma. It may not be very transparent about the world, in fact, Heimu Cliff is not an evil demon sect, on the contrary, it is a very loving, very haode place, this time the ten gods and demons went to Huashan, but also in line with the idea of solving the problem peacefully, only to use the competition as a means. Intend to solve the problem in a gentler way. But...... Zuo Lengzen wolf ambition, planning to use a conspiracy to get rid of the ten gods and demons, and then annex the Black Wood Cliff, once this jihua is successfully implemented, the ten gods and demons die tragically, it will definitely really anger the Sun and Moon God Cult, at that time, the Oriental girl thundered and attacked, which was the beginning of the bloody storm on the rivers and lakes. ”
After listening to this, Ding Jing was silent, and after a long while, he said, "Is it so easy for the ten gods and demons to plot?" I don't know what methods Zuo Lengchan will have to plot against them. ”
Li Yanxin said: Of course, they were lured into the belly of the mountain to death, but I haven't investigated the specific method yet.
He said seriously: "Master Dingjing." The junior wants to ask you for help, please help me sneak into Huashan. Find out Zuo Lengchan's conspiracy, avoid the ten gods and demons being killed, and resolve a battle for the rivers and lakes. This is not only good for the rivers and lakes, but also good for the country, and it can also solve the matter of Zuo Lengchan's desire to annex the Wuyue Sword Sect by the way. Of course, the juniors can also sneak into Huashan by themselves, but it is more difficult to do so, and secondly, many key places cannot be touched, and the information that can be heard is also limited, if Shitai can let me disguise myself as a disciple of the Hengshan faction and follow you into Huashan, it will be easier to find out Zuo Lengchan's conspiracy. ”
In fact, the ponytail girl has already infiltrated Huashan according to Li Yan's instructions, but she is only listening on the periphery, and what she can hear is limited, Li Yan thinks that if he listens from the inside, and the ponytail girl listens outside, it will be easier to figure out Zuo Lengchan's conspiracy and avoid the ten gods and demons being trapped in the belly of the mountain.
Ding Jing thought about it carefully, and then sighed: "Okay, I'll take you to Huashan." But...... This matter is not easy, you know, my Hengshan Sect is all female disciples, I bring a man in, how to explain it? ”
Li Yan Khan: "Well! ”
The twisted girl hahadaxiao said: "This is simple, I can pretend to be a man, you can also pretend to be a woman, dress up as a flower girl, you can say that you are a disciple of Hengshan......"
"your eggs!" Li Yan kicked at her, twisted the girl's body to one side slightly, dodged Li Yan's flying kick, and said with a smile: "Do you want people to set the Jing Master too much for the martial arts and do things for the country, and you yourself are unwilling to dress up as a woman for the sake of the martial arts and the country?" ”
Li Yan Khan: "Absolutely don't pretend to be a woman or anything." ”
"And what kind of righteous man are you pretending to be?" The twisted girl snorted: "It's better to fall, become a flower thief like me, don't care about those rivers and lakes, grievances, conspiracies and other things, be happy, be free, catch a beautiful girl and take it back to warm the bed, such a day is a fairy." ”
"I'll your eggs again!" Li Yan Khan: "I really just want to live a happy and happy life without fighting, but I can't sit back and watch the girls live in dire straits, there are some things that I have to fight for." ”
Li Yan turned his head, the business had been decided, and said: "Okay, Master Dingjing, I pretend to be a woman, in order to save people, I am also open, please borrow me a set of clothes from the Hengshan faction." ”
Ding Jing beckoned, and a tall layman female disciple came over next to her, and took a set of her spare clothes to Li Yan, Li Yan held the female clothes in her hand, and her heart was sad: Brother, I am a seven-foot man, and now I actually want to pretend to be a woman, and I can't afford to hurt it.
was remembering the temperament of the pure masters who were about to pass away, and he heard a crisp burst of laughter from the female disciples of Hengshan, and a large group of girls rushed to him, Qin Juan and Zheng Cao were also among them, only to hear them laugh and say: "It's not like a woman just to wear women's clothes, you have to wear makeup." ”
Li Yan said: "I'm good at makeup, I have a lot of skin masks. He took out the mask from the package, found an aunt's mask, put it on his face, and then spread his hair out, and really became an ugly and old aunt.
Qin Juan was immediately unhappy: "Li Shaoxia, if you make such an ugly face and mix into our Hengshan faction, it will be a shame for our sect, don't you know that our Hengshan is full of beauties?" ”
Li Yan Khan: "It's okay to be ugly in a hurry...... he actually had a mask of a beautiful woman before. But the mask was given to Xie Yanke. Later, when Xie Yanke left. didn't return the mask to him, but as a result, Li Yan's package left with the ugly girl mask, and there were no beautiful women.
Qin Juan said: "No, no, it's too ugly anyway, put away this mask, and we'll use your face to help you make up as a woman." ”
Li Yan was shocked: "Is this okay?" ”
Qin Juan grinned and said, "Why can't this work? Makeup is a very profound knowledge, makeup kung fu is deep, and ugly girls become goddesses. Your facial features are quite good, as long as we help you deal with it, you will definitely become a big beauty. ”
Li Yan sweated: "Don't, I can still accept wearing a human skin mask, if I put makeup directly on my face, it will make me feel like a pseudo-mother, and I can't afford to hurt it." ”
At this time, the twisted girl jumped out again: "Don't forget, what you said yourself, for the sake of martial arts, for the country." For the sake of the girl! Have the courage to sacrifice yourself! ”
Li Yan was speechless, just now he grabbed Jing Jing's painful feet. What is used as a rhetoric for martial arts and for the country, but now he is grabbed by a twisted girl and said him in turn, which shows that doing bad things really requires bad retribution.
Li Yan had no choice but to admit it and obediently let his sister put on makeup for him.
A group of lay female disciples of the Hengshan faction took out cosmetics from their close-fitting pockets, and the types of cosmetics in ancient times were not as many as in later generations, but they were not necessarily less, what was the rouge of Hangzhou Chunfeng Hall, the eyebrow pencil of Nanjing Chihuatang, and the incense of Cuilufang in Beijing...... The uproar was placed in front of Li Yan.
When Li Yan saw these cosmetics, he felt a faint egg pain. Qin Juan picked up a strange round ball, dipped it in some white powder that he didn't know what it was, and wiped it on Li Yan's face.
Li Yan couldn't help asking, "What's this?" ”
Qin Juan grinned and said, "This is called foundation, biedong...... It's gone. ”
Li Yan Khan.
Soon, the foundation was good, Qin Juan began to give Li Yan a thrush, her cute little face came to a very close place in front of Li Yan, the palm rest of the palm was supported on Li Yan's face, and the fingers held the eyebrow pencil and drew carefully, this action was very ambiguous, which made Li Yan's heart itch, smelling the faint aroma of Qin Juan's body at the end of his nose, thinking of the many mountain roads he had just walked with her, and the stumbles in the middle, he couldn't help but feel a little confused.
Qin Juan helped him draw the left eyebrow, and when he wanted to draw the right, Zheng Cao stopped doing it: "Let me play too, it's rare to have a chance for a man to make up as a woman, and I want to play too." ”
Qin Juan pursed his lips and said, "Don't do it, my big toy, I'll play with it myself." ”
Li Yan Khan: Hey, when did I become a big toy?
Zheng Cao pushed Qin Juan away, grabbed the place, squeezed in front of Li Yan, and also came to Li Yan, helping Li Yan thrush with her slender hand, she was a few years older than Qin Juan, and her development was better, more mature and attractive, Li Yan couldn't help but feel out of the sky again.
I only heard the female disciples of Hengshan arguing endlessly, and after a while, another person came over to help Li Yan draw twice, and even rubbed rouge on Li Yan's lips, and it was divided into upper and lower lips, and the two girls came to play separately. Then it was braids, and the two girls stood behind him and helped him smooth his hair into cute little braids. Then it's all about getting dressed and hanging accessories......
Countless pairs of gentle little hands touched his body, face, and neck, some approached to look at his face, some helped him pull the wrinkles at the corners of his leather coat, some helped him sort out the small details, and the girls circled around him.
Li Yan couldn't help but think of the joke that the twisted girl made not long ago, opening a harem in the Hengshan faction...... Tut...... Oh, my God! Just thinking about it, the baby elephant almost foamed at the mouth. He felt that he had slowly collapsed in his discipline, and there were some signs of wavering, and he hurriedly said in his heart: Dear ponytail girl, I just derailed mentally, and my body didn't come out, so I don't want to break the law.
After a long time, the girls finally finished their makeup, someone handed a small bronze mirror, Li Yan looked at the mirror, almost couldn't recognize himself, only to see that the person in the mirror was clearly a young and beautiful girl, where is there still half a master?
Li Yan Khan said: "Oh my God, the disguise technique is terrifying. ”
Qin Juan grinned and said, "But you can't speak, as soon as you speak, the rough noise will be exposed, and there are ...... Be careful not to show the Adam's apple, walk with your head down as much as possible, and block the Adam's apple with your chin. ”
Li Yan quickly lowered his head when he heard this.
The twisted girl also dressed up slightly, took off the men's clothes on her body, and changed into the clothes of the female disciples of the Hengshan sect, she was originally a woman, and it was not difficult to put on makeup at all, and soon became exactly the same as the disciples of Hengshan.
Seeing them messing around, Ding Jing couldn't help but sigh and said, "Alas, the poor nuns are really late in the evening, they are all sixty or seventy years old, and they still play with you these children's nonsense...... Alas, let's go, let's go to Huashan. ”
The group immediately got up, walked the back mountain path, and went up to Huashan.
Originally, Yilin and the other five people were supposed to go back to the back mountain intersection to be a sentry post, but there was an attack, and Ding Jing was not worried about leaving his disciples to guard the mountain pass, so he simply gave up guarding the mountain and took the disciples directly up the mountain from the back mountain path.
A few months ago, the upright royal sister Yue Buqun took Li Yan down the mountain on this road, and now he went down from this road, Li Yan saw familiar scenery all the way, but he didn't want to look at the scenery, just focused on looking at the big tree on the side of the road, and soon after, he saw a strange symbol carved on a tree, which was the secret mark of his agreement with the ponytail girl.
Seeing this mark, it means that the ponytail girl has successfully infiltrated and is ambushed in the mountains, and he breathes a sigh of relief.
I saw that there were sentry posts built by the disciples of the Wuyue Sword Sect everywhere on both sides of the mountain road, and there were disciples of Hengshan, Taishan, Huashan Sword Sect, and Songshan.
After walking for a long time, you can see a mountain cliff next to the road ahead, which is the Siguo cliff. Li Yan looked up at the way up the cliff, his heart moved, and he secretly thought: There is a cave on the cliff, and in the original book, Ling Hu Chong thought about it in front of the cave. Later, it was discovered that the ten gods and demons were trapped in the belly of the mountain. If you think about it this way, that is...... I only need to draw down the map of Siguo Cliff and reverse calculate the location of the cave, and I can calculate the approximate location of the belly of the mountain where the ten gods and demons are trapped.
As long as you find the location where they are trapped, and then push it back, you can lock the possible range of their plots and tricks into the cave.
Li Yan hurriedly asked the disciples of Hengshan for a pen and paper, and drew Si Guoya on the paper. Later, the surrounding peaks and cliffs were mapped...... As can be seen from the picture, the butt of the cave on the Siguo cliff is facing another higher cliff, so it seems that the location of the ten gods and demons trapped in the original book is likely to be under that cliff, where the belly of the mountain should be hollow, if you can go to that cliff, maybe you can find the secret of the ten gods and demons being trapped. (To be continued......)
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