Chapter 53: You Lie to Me

Xiao Liang was curious: "Li Qianshu, what do you want this for?" ”

What else can I do, I can only go out in person, disguise myself as a man and lead the neck. Chinese .≈8≈1z=≈.≈

The breasts are big enough, so I have to stuff two steamed buns on one side.

Xiao Liang couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard it, but he still helped very happily, of course I wouldn't hook up the women's underwear, so I had to ask her to wear it for me, God knows how a woman wears it with her hands behind her back, it feels like a technical job that needs to be honed.

The underwear that Xiao Liang gave me should have been changed by herself, not to mention the slight temperature, but also with her unique fragrance, which makes people's hearts beat for a while when they touch it, which is particularly good.

"You are not allowed to talk about this!" Xiao Liang ordered with a red face.

It's not a good thing, I don't want to say anything if you want to!

This taste seems to be the code that 6 fennel said, thinking of 6 fennel makes my brain hurt, I don't know how she wants to calculate this account with me.

Because of his distraction, he forgot to pretend to be in pain, Xiao Liang suddenly said "Huh", with a little incredulity: "No, your bones can't be all grown?" ”

I reacted with a spirit, and quickly grinned and shouted that it hurt, and it was said that it was a collision just now, I'm afraid I feel a little sluggish now, and the pain is still very painful, Xiao Liang was a little suspicious, and the look in my eyes was a little wrong, but she still suppressed that doubt.

A series of camouflages such as fake nurse hats have been tinkered, as long as you don't look at your face, just looking at this curve under the white coat, it can really make people burst nosebleeds, Xiao Liang couldn't help but want to laugh when she looked at me, and said that it was actually quite good-looking, and she wanted to take pictures of me to participate in the pseudo-mother competition.

I only know your mother in my life, I don't know what a pseudo-mother is, it doesn't sound like a good thing, so I quickly refused, I'm not Mei Lanfang, and it won't make people laugh to death when it goes out.

I asked Xiao Liang to arrange a women's dressing room for me that they often use, and ordered a few incense sticks, and I began to play in it like the lonely aunt I saw on TV.

I belong to a body that does not grow flesh, just looking at the back should be able to confuse the real with the fake, and the crooked neck was beaten by me today, it must be very weak, there is a wild fragrance here, he must be willing to come and eat.

The so-called wild incense, which means that it is not only given to a certain person as usual, but not to nominate the number, and not to return the tribute to the lonely souls and wild ghosts nearby, anyone can come to eat fragrant, and the free porridge for disaster relief in ancient times, there will be no memorials in places like hospitals all year round, and the attraction must be great for him.

Therefore, Jing Yexiang is similar to the pen fairy Saucer, but it is actually very dangerous, and non-professionals can't try it easily, because you don't know who will be invited.

I waited for about half an hour, which was a little impatient, and I grew up in Jiye's face, and I wanted to sleep when I smelled the fragrance of tribute, and when I was half-asleep and half-awake, I suddenly really had the feeling that Xiao Liang and 6 Wei said, that is, although I can't see it, you can feel it, there is a pair of eyes behind me, staring at you.

The gaze was like a tongue, slimy, and very uncomfortable.

It's a little colder in the room than just now, so it's definitely here!

I cheered up, so I sighed at Gongxiang, and then began to touch my underwear, showing very empty and lonely cold, and said to myself: "If only I could have someone to accompany me"

Then, he tried to control the breath in his body and reached his ears.

After all, people and ghosts have different paths, ghosts speak, and hearing may not be a good thing, the so-called ghost obsession is this truth, so the ears of living people are generally protected by yang energy, unless there are special circumstances such as excess yin energy in the environment or physical weakness, otherwise it cannot be heard.

And since I broke through that qi today, I feel that the more I use it, the more handy it becomes, although it is still as ineffective as Duan Yu's six-vein divine sword, but it is much stronger than before when I was always led by the nose.

Sure enough, a low voice sounded behind him: "Sister nurse, do you think I'm going to accompany you?" I just like the angels in white. ”

Then, a pair of cold hands unceremoniously pressed on the four steamed buns on my chest, which seemed to be very useful!

I secretly wanted to laugh in my heart, but I still didn't look back: "What are you doing in such a hurry, I don't know yet, why do you like us angels in white?" ”

"Can you hear me?" The voice may have been lonely, and it was a little surprised: "Great, great"

This voice, like the pervert in a horror movie, is particularly scary.

Then, he paused before saying, "I think you are pure, and my greatest wish in this life is to have a visit with an angel in white, but unfortunately I haven't fulfilled it until now." ”

This is really a sad topic, it turns out that this is his wish, and it is really convincing.

I thought about it for a while, so I pretended to be a woman and asked, "I don't believe it, you didn't find a girlfriend?" ”

"Where can I find a girlfriend," he sighed faintly, and I suddenly felt a chill in my ears, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps: "Actually, I had the opportunity to come once, but unfortunately it didn't work out, which became the biggest regret in my heart." ”

I quickly pretended to be concerned and asked, "Why is that?" ”

"Hey, I don't have the heart and the guts, and I don't have any money," he sighed again, and another gust of cold wind hit, which made me shiver: "It took a lot of effort to make an appointment with someone who didn't need money, I wanted her to wear a white coat and fulfill my wishes, but who knew that there was an accident." ”

What accident?

"She didn't come for a long time, so I ordered takeout, but I didn't think about it, I was eating takeout when she came." I crooked my neck and sighed again, this time I felt my head stand up: "So I wanted to eat the pizza quickly and open the door for her, but in a hurry, the pizza was stuck in my neck." ”

I immediately understood why people who lived alone choked to death and some people shouted 12o, it turned out that the friend who was affectionate and righteous did good deeds without leaving a name.

Now I figured it all out, no wonder he was so energetic all day long, when people died, he couldn't come with a living person once, he could only hope to quench his thirst and scratch his boots, even so, he was still happy to do it, it was really a capital convincing.

"I'm not reconciled" His voice was cold: "If I don't break the virgin body and enter reincarnation, I won't be willing to die."

It seems that as long as he achieves his wish, he will be able to re-enter reincarnation, I really had the heart to help him realize a wish, but this request is really difficult for a strong man, I can't pimp him to find a female ghost.

So for now, according to the original plan, it should be no problem to forcibly blast him out, and then notify his family to shout souls.

"Alright then, I'll help you make that wish come true today." With that, I led him to the door.

"Really?" Crooked neck was overjoyed, and followed me out, but the voice was a little vigilant: "Sister, don't lie to me, I was deceived today, and I met a very fierce person, if you lie to me"

Although the fierce man during the day was myself, I understood that he had been provoked.

Fortunately, nothing should go wrong in the future, and I don't care if he is angry or not, because I have already told the cleaning aunt earlier, that is, let the cleaning aunt sit on the chair at the door, and once I go out, he will yell at me three times: "Get out of here now!" Never come back! ”

Then, splash me with water in the women's toilet.

Because of the special identity of the cleaning aunt, she is the most taboo person with a crooked neck, as long as she speaks, the crooked neck must obey her words, and she escaped from the hospital on the spot in fright, and the water in the women's toilet is the same as the underwear worn by the woman, which can seal the yin and ward off evil spirits.

As soon as the door was opened, the cleaning aunt was still sitting upright on the chair, but what I didn't expect was that she fell asleep and snored loudly!

I was stunned, where did Xiao Liang go, didn't you say to look at her?

And the voice behind me seemed to be annoyed: "Where can I get my wish?" Where can I make my wish come true? ”

I hurriedly kicked the cleaning aunt's chair, and the cleaning aunt woke up and looked at me, and it took a while to react, and then she shouted: "Come back to me now, never get out!" ”

Your mother, you shouted the wrong thing!

Suddenly, my heart seemed to be pinched by a cold thing, and the gloomy voice rang in my ears through gritted teeth: "You are the very fierce person, you lied to me!" ”