Chapter 902: Are You One Hundred and Eight Years Old?
This Baili Fengyou is definitely intentional! This old fox is obviously taking revenge on everyone for saying that he is "old".
Baili Aoyue and Baili Huanyan are really filial sons, regardless of whether the two of them remember who Hu Yan is, the two of them bowed deeply and said in unison: "Aunt." ”
Hu Yan stroked his forehead with his hand and squinted at Baili Fengyou.
Baili Fengyou touched his beard and said, "Have you prepared the meeting gift?" ”
Hu Yan suddenly flew up and jumped up, patting and poking at Baili Aoyue and Baili Huanyan's bodies. Wherever Hu Yan's palm passed, it would glow slightly.
Baili Aoyue and Baili Huanyan subconsciously wanted to fight back, but they didn't even have the strength to fight back, so they could only let Hu Yan kick and beat. When it was done, Hu Yanfei returned to his original position. Baili Aoyue and Baili Huanyan followed the feeling, waved their fists and kicks twice, and suddenly showed joy in their eyes, and hugged their fists in unison: "Grandma Xie opened up the second line of my brothers." ”
Hu Yan glanced at Baili Fengyou and said, "It's really hard to have a father who has nothing to do and only knows how to rub pills all day long." Looking at the two brothers, he continued, "Today, you two people will be able to open up the two of you, and from now on, your martial arts will definitely be successful." When encountering something, don't panic, my father is unreliable, so I came to find my aunt. ”
Baili Aoyue and Baili Huanyan said happily: "Yes, aunt!" ”
Both of them are martial arts idiots, and when they learned that Hu Yan was so powerful, they were no longer polite, and they squeezed to Hua Qingran's side together, and took the initiative to pour wine for Hu Yan.
Baili Aoyue said: "Before my aunt came, my father said that our Baili Villa will welcome distinguished guests and a real experience. ”
Hu Yan drank and smiled.
Baili said happily: "My aunt is very good at martial arts, and she can be called a generation of grandmasters!" ”
Hu Yan drank and smiled.
Baili Aoyue said to Baili Huanyan: "Thirty years ago, I saw my aunt. You were only nine years old at the time, so you can't remember. In fact, before you were born, your aunt would occasionally come to Baili Villa. ”
Baili Huanyan patted his leg and said, "I remembered!" My mother told me when she was alive that our names were related to a mysterious woman. Presumably, my name must have been with my aunt. ”
"Shhh...... "Some men feel sick to their teeth.
Baili Fengyou coughed lightly and scolded: "I'm used to talking nonsense!" ”
When Baili Huanyan saw this, he knew that he had a lot to say. Although he is a martial idiot, his brain is not stupid. immediately poured a full wine for Hu Yan and accompanied her to drink, but she didn't know how to divert the topic.
Si Shao looked at Hu Yan and said coldly: "Hu Yan, Huan Yan, it's quite interesting." ”
Yan Fanchen blinked his cat's eyes and asked Hu Yan with a smile: "Have you ever called Aoyue before?" Just like this time, you also made up a name called Hu Wei. ”
Hu Yan looked at Baili Fengyou, his eyes were a little unkind.
Baili Fengyou looked at Baili Huanyan, and his expression was even more unkind.
Baili Huanyan looked at Baili Aoyue, blushed, and said, "Big brother, I seem to be drunk." After that, he fell down with a bang, smashed his head on a few, and smashed a few out of a pit!
Baili Aoyue turned her eyes, looked at Baili Fengyou, smiled cautiously, and said softly: "Father, look, my brother can't drink well, should I give him ......?"
Baili Fengyou interrupted him and said, "I see that you are also very drunk. ”
Baili Aoyue held up a sixty-year-old face, blinked his eyes slowly, and suddenly became confused. He shook his body and said indistinctly, "This ...... How can this second brother ...... How did you grow four heads? After saying that, his eyes rolled and fell on Baili Huanyan's body.
Baili Fengyou stood up and said to everyone: "The children are not strong enough to drink, so the old man will take them to rest first." Feel free to do so. His eyes fell on Hu Yan, and he paused for a moment before he said affectionately, "I have been with you for so many years, and I have seen the most youthful and attractive appearance of your youth, this life is enough!" With a wave of his sleeves, he jumped over a few, like carrying two dead dogs, pulled Baili Aoyue and Baili Huan by the back of their necks, and dragged the two away. That action is absolutely chic and uninhibited. It's a little difficult for his two sons, who have become grandfathers, but they have to be dragged away by their old father like a dead dog. The taste needs to be experienced slowly.
At the signal of Baili Fengyou, the maidservants sent a few jars of wine, and they all evacuated here, leaving the opportunity to be alone to everyone.
As soon as Baili Fengyou's position was given up, all the men's buttocks felt a little itchy, and they had to make up for it immediately.
It's just that Baili Fengyou's words really made the beautiful men feel uncomfortable. They are still young, and they really haven't seen Hu Yan's most youthful time. Hu Yan saw that everyone's mood was wrong, and he was also annoyed by the old fox Baili Fengyou, who knew that he would make trouble for her when he was fine, and it was not at all like when he was young and would make her happy.
Hu Yan couldn't, so he had to say: "He is seventy-six this year, I am one hundred and eight, when I was young, he hadn't come out of his mother's womb yet." ”
It's obviously a layer of window paper, but she needs to pierce it herself, this feeling...... It's fucking up!
Hu Yan's words about age, although they played a certain role, could not effectively suppress the vinegar flavor.
Si Shao was just about to raise his butt and sit next to Hu Yan, but saw that Feng Yunqi had already occupied Baili Fengyou's position unknowingly.
Hu Yanting didn't want to see him, and he didn't look at him.
Feng Yunqi didn't say a word, just like a silent handsome little guy who filled Hu Yan with wine when she put down the wine bowl.
Si Shao glanced at Feng Yunqi coldly, but he didn't say anything.
Tang You and Chen Jinuan were in a short period of thought, and suddenly burst out and exclaimed: "What?!" You're one hundred and eight years old?! ”
Qiao Mei covered her mouth, revealing a stunned expression.
Hu Yan was the most reluctant to mention her age to others, but Baili Fengyou forced her to mention it again and again, this old thing is really not cleaned up. Hu Yan was in his heart, and he made another note for Baili Fengyou.
Hu Yan grimaced and nodded.
Tang You and Chen Jinuan glanced at each other and laughed at the same time.
Tang You stretched out his fat paws, pointed at Hu Yan and said, "Don't tease me!" ”
Chen Jinuan rubbed his stomach and said, "In the future...... Hahaha...... When people asked me how old I was, I would say I was one hundred and eight years old. This one is crazy well, crazy even more. ”
Hu Yan knew that Chen Jinuan had pretended to be a madman because of some things, so he shot back: "If you want to pretend to be a madman, how can you fight how others ask?" You bite him! Whatever he asks, you bite him, and you should show your true character as a madman. ”
Chen Jinuan patted his thigh and praised: "The hero sees the same thing!" Come, let's drink! ”
Tang You coaxed: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's eat meat together! ”
In the shouting of these two living treasures, the atmosphere on the wine table finally improved.