Chapter 15: I'm a Good Dogleg
I came back to my senses and explained lightly: "It's still a matter of angle." "It's most convenient to use this explanation now.
"Cut, I'll just say, how can he chase girls with these two goods?" Xuan Yue laughed as she spoke, as if she was sometimes helpless against Mo Ming's short circuit.
==!! Okay, Mo Ming, you are really recognized as a second goods, this time Xuan Yue didn't say how I could attract Mo Ming.
Xuan Yue began to look at me proudly, and it was the kind of eyelids that moved up and down: "You wipe it slowly, Chen treats these glasses as his own child, if you scratch them, no one can protect you, don't think that you are a Mary Sue, you can be here to be noticed by Chen......"
"......" has really never been so narcissistic, and has been honestly doing doglegs, I said, my godfather asked me to come to the palace, should there be other purposes, such as...... Spying on Xuanyue?
I'm excited, Xuanyuan Chen's character, the cliff is possible! Kindness! I have to keep an eye on Xuanyue, don't ask Xuanyuan Chen when he asks me, he will definitely be dissatisfied!
I'm going to be a professional and dedicated good dogleg!
Xuan Yue still continued to say proudly: "Tell you, in his eyes, you are no different from the glasses wiping machine in the mortal world. ”
"Yes, yes, yes." I "humbly" accepted Xuanyue Niangniang's teachings, and then looked at her suspiciously, "Senior Sister Xuanyue, why are you still in the palace?" ”
Xuan Yue twisted her eyebrows, revealing a depressed expression: "I'm injured, and besides, it is impossible for the palace to be empty, so one person needs to be left to guard it." She looked at me twice, "Don't look for me if there's anything, I want to recuperate, and don't square dance, Xia Xiaolan, although you are a mortal, please be a mortal with taste!" This is the palace of the king, not the square where your mother dances~, you mortals are the most annoying. ”
I lowered my eyes and said, "Mom...... Passed away. ”
She was stunned, paused, and looked apologetic: "I'm sorry......"
"It's okay, I know, I won't argue with you."
She nodded, and when she turned to leave, she turned back again: "Xia Xiaolan, your mother...... How the hell did he die? ”
yes, how the hell did my mother die?
If someone asks me like this, I will definitely be very sad in my heart, but since I know that my mother is related to the fairy realm, what I want to do most now is actually to find out the cause of her death, which has become the reason why I stay here with a dead face, I want to give myself an explanation, I want to know all the truth!
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you by asking, I really can't figure out why a mortal would come to the Immortal Realm......" she thought deeply, "Even if the school would choose a mortal to come to the Immortal Realm, why you?" You said your mother died, and your mother ...... Could it be anything ...... here," her voice began to turn soft, tentative, and her gaze became more and more focused on me, "relationship?" Because maybe you are a child of the fairy land, so let you return to the fairy land. ”
I lifted my face and looked at her calmly: "It should ...... No, when my mother was alive, I never heard her talk about the fairy realm. "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, if you want to talk from this palace, even if you are the daughter of the gods, it is too tender. When you go out, keep in mind your words, don't give out your home address, don't give out your family information, and don't trust anyone. In particular, my father specially reminded me not to tell the people in the fairy realm about my mother.
She wrung her eyebrows slightly, nodded, obviously believing my words: "It's also possible that the gods who like mortals want to go down to mortals to be mortals, if your mother is really like this, she won't mention the matter of the fairy realm again......" After she finished speaking, she thought for a while, and then looked at me, "If you are a child of the fairy realm, you will awaken one day sooner or later." ”
"Awakening?" I looked at her suspiciously, and she pulled the corners of her mouth proudly: "Restore your divine power, don't you want to?" Don't you want to be a child of Wonderland? Just like Harry Potter, don't you wish your mother might really be some kind of Protoss? Don't you mortals love fornication the most? That's why online novels are like a blowout, but they give us a lot of fun, and it's too boring to have only ancient books in the fairy land......" she shook her head boringly.
I immediately asked, "What type does Senior Sister Xuanyue like?" ”
"Of course it's N!" She immediately stopped talking and glared at me angrily, "What do you ask?!" Do your thing! With that, she turned around and walked away.
Huh, N? N what? What else could it be?! It's definitely NP!
En~~~~ I can't see it, it's beautiful and refined, and the senior sister Xuanyue who looks like Aoxue Hanmei also likes NP~~~ No wonder he started at the same time with Fu Su and Xuanyuan Chen, is this a rhythm that wants to hug left and right, and sit on the rhythm of double beauty?
Huh? The fairy realm is different from our mortal world, is this allowed? If it really can, I look forward to that day, watching Fu Su and Xuanyuan Chen and Xuanyue get married, that scene, wow~~~~~~
"Hahaha-haha-" I laughed shamelessly, saliva accidentally dripping down and almost dripping onto Xuanyuanchen's glasses.
So what do they do at night?
Ouch I'll go!
I'm too yellow, no, no, I have to take it quickly, I can't think about it anymore, but I can't control it!! Oh, the brain hole is open, like a wild horse on the loose!
Fu Su and Xuanyuan Chen are obviously one cold and one hot, Senior Sister Xuanyue is really good at picking!
Emma, is it a turn?
One person for one night?
I'll go! Wouldn't it be better to simply marry seven men, one a day?
Huh? What about the kids?
How can you tell whose child is who?
Oh roar, roar, it's too yellow, it's too yellow, it's not good, Xia Xiaolan, you're a decent, positive girl, how can you think of such a thing?
Is Senior Sister Xuanyue physically able to eat?
I'll go!
I'm really going to shi......
That's it, while wiping my glasses, I smirked at Xuanyue, Fu Su and Xuanyuan Chen all day, fortunately, Xianyu has special protection for me, and I can't read my heart, otherwise I will definitely be shot to death by the three of them.
However, Xiaobai looked at me blankly all day, and his expression seemed to be saying that the snake spirit was sick, and he kept giggling.
Xuanyuan Chen had too many glasses, and I didn't go home until it was dark.
I had the task of wiping my glasses, but the children in the scrap wood house were not optimistic, they tried hard every day to kill them, but they couldn't get it.
When I went out every morning, they slept dead on the couch, and when I came back in the dark, they started fighting again, and I was too embarrassed to disturb them.
Until, when I came back on the fifth night, the four of them were playing cards in the living room.
Twilight's face was covered with strips, and Maomao sat across from him, looking at him angrily: "Twilight! How do you play your cards! How can you give them points! ”
Twilight looked at her innocently and lowered her face.
Although Senior Jiang Yan's face was expressionless, he obviously looked like a gambling god, his cyan eyes crossed with elite light, and his gaze began to scan the cards on the table, obviously counting cards. Then, he calmly threw out: "Old K pair." ”
After everyone didn't want it, he smiled slightly, shook his hand and threw the last card in his hand, which slowly fell off the coffee table, and it was actually a three of hearts.
"Senior Jiang Yan has won again!" Mao Mao threw the cards in his hand irritably, "Don't play, don't play!" Senior Jiang Yan is too bad. ”
Jiang Yan calmly held the blood bag in his mouth and sucked it with a smile.
I walked to everyone, Xiaobai got down from my neck and returned to Si Yinuo, when Si Yinuo saw Xiaobai, he turned around happily, and his silver eyes looked at me happily from under the long white bangs: "You're back......"
Shoyan didn't look at me, and began to take care of his cards, since he rented me the bracelet to suppress his blood, he hadn't looked at me head-on for a long time, as if he was avoiding me a little.
Qing Wei lowered her face fiercely, with a look of remorse.
Mao Mao sat on the sofa in an upset mood, obviously in a very bad mood.
"You're not looking for a task today?" I sat next to Mao Mao, and on the left happened to be Senior Jiang, who put the cards away with a blood bag in his mouth, and said, "Today is the fifth day, and there is little point in finding a task." ”
"Yes." Twilight nodded silently.
I laughed: "So you guys are broken jars and don't plan to finish your homework?" "Typical scumbag.
"En......" everyone responded together.
I immediately looked at Maomao: "That's right, I've been holding back a lot of questions lately, Maomao, can a girl in the fairy realm marry more than two boys?" ”
"Yes." Mao Mao supported his face with one hand irritably, and gave a white look, and I became excited: "Really, really." ”
"Yes. It's true. Senior Jiang Yan also nodded, Baidu Encyclopedia must be right, he sat up straight and looked like a scholar: "There is no monogamy system in the fairy domain, marriage is free and autonomous, in the first Cold War period of the Protoss, various families began to marry different families in order to prepare for the alliance, and there was polygamy, polyandry, since then, although the Cold War period has ended, but this marriage phenomenon has also been left behind." ”
"Oh~~~~" My eyes sparkled, "That one girl married seven boys......"
"Sister Xiaolan, don't think about it~~~~" Mao Mao was in a particularly bad mood today, "This situation is generally when the family is married, and there are few voluntary ones, everyone is a god and a demon, why should you marry a girl or a boy?" There are better ones to find, and, especially your sister Xiaolan, you are a mortal, whoever joins you will be a mortal, even if my brother is so stupid, I never thought that I would really be with you......"
I froze for a moment, huh? It seems that everyone misunderstood, and then, everyone said to me together: "Mourning......"
I'll go! This palace is not dead, what is the mourning.