"It's good to have peace."

Sitting in the tea house in the square, gently sipping the fragrant tea in my mouth, looking at the calm winter scene in front of me, when did I actually have such a happy life like retirement.

Since I returned to Difende, I have enjoyed this peaceful daily life very contentedly, I don't have to go to work every day, I don't have to plan the messy things, I just sit and watch the sun rise and set, it's a dreamlike beautiful life.

"Boom!"

Well, it seems that Gelina, who was invited to participate in the celebration, has arrived, so what about a slight explosion? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we fully respect individual freedoms.

"Catch that bastard, that guy actually dares to get even worse!"

What is the group of naked men running in front of me, I have experienced so many times in Sulfur Mountain City, I have long been used to it, and the nascent chengguan brigade seems to be used to it, but .......

"The others don't care, but if the Supreme Bishop says something, the face of the sleepless will also be affected, it seems that I still have to give Lilith a word, during the celebration, lock up that minotaur until death, and now that the envoys of various countries are here, don't let him continue to be ashamed."

A little thing, how can I stop from continuing to be lazy... After trying to clear the memory of the scene just now, I poured myself another cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my quiet life.

Then a group of naked men with wings floated through the sky.......

"Poof!"

Looking at the Storm Eagle in front of him and his kindred, some of the changes are all high-level druid skills, and there are not more and more people who can do this. Then take a closer look at the past. I found a lot of blackwings among them. It was the family of Kamdil'an.

"I heard that the recent preaching of the Druid sect of the Storm Eagle is very smooth, the last time I saw the report of the goblins, they actually grabbed two seats at the gathering of the Druid Voice of Nature, and they also had the right to speak, the storm guy is also known as the 'most outstanding theoretical reformer' of the contemporary era, sure enough, the druids are all broken, if this sect continues to expand, there will be more and more winged people without clothes. That's just mental pollution...... Give the city management a message, well, you can also be a target for the air defense forces, don't thank me, everyone is responsible for cracking down on cults, please call me X Feng. ”

"The medicine is sold, and the alchemy secret medicine is sold, whether it is treatment and health care, it is all effective. Jointly produced by dozens of gold alchemy masters. All common medicines are available, and they are still sold at half price! So what are you waiting for? As long as you think of it. We still have a gender transition mixture here? Super Hair Growth Agent? Peerless hunk blue potion? You see, the safety card is absolutely effective, absolutely safe! ”

Seeing the goblin and his cart walking in front of me, as well as the familiar Bea brothers' signboard "safety sign", and most importantly, I actually saw the alchemy mark of the "miracle alchemist" Olivia, so for the safety of the citizens of Difender and the health and civilization evaluation in the coming year, I did not hesitate to bow my head and start writing the second report letter.

What, why is there a miracle alchemist's emblem that must be reported and banned, Olivia doesn't have this title now, her current name is "random alchemist", the material of the medicine is random, the effect is random, the object of action is random, a batch of alchemy products can have more than ten results, who dares to touch this thing.

“…… Mom, how come that goblin has no hair? ”

"Don't look, let's go."

Okay, I'll take back what I just said, at least this apprentice is still very professional, at least he tried the medicine himself, although this hair removal agent is a little stronger, but at least it does work, isn't it.

Although the long hair on the whole body has almost become a symbol of the goblin, and the hairless goblin is more squirting than the hairless husky, this dedication is still commendable.

"....... I drank obviously a height increase drug, and sure enough, the height increase drug and the advertisement can't be believed."

This meandering alone couldn't hide from me, and then I added another case to the whistleblower letter.

I know that this is not because Olivia's level is not enough, on the contrary, it is because she has too many ideas, and always likes to improve the formula and create new formulations, and the result is that a lot of this dangerous goods are produced.

Normally, this kind of thing doesn't flow out, but it's a pity that Olivia's master, Silver Hook. Bea is a pure goblin, how could a creature like a goblin waste precious materials.

"Roland!? Oh, sorry, I recognized the wrong person. ”

Suddenly, it was a witch carrying a pot of unknown items, she seems to have been fascinated by cooking recently, and finally returned to the main plane of abundant products, how could I take the initiative to do that terrible god of food achievement.

"Is my sister looking for His Royal Highness Roland? I saw him go to the west of the city, and he was still riding a horse, probably out of the city. ”

At this time, I couldn't help but secretly rejoice in my foresight, in order to be able to successfully hide from laziness... Quietly being a beautiful man, I took off the ring of fraudulent age and enjoyed my vacation with a true face that no one knew.

"Cut, I was escaped again, and I obviously feel like I'm around here... Hey? Little brother, did you have lunch? ”

"Eat! I ate a lot early in the morning. ”

There are tentacles and eyeballs in a pot of unknown objects, at this time, as long as you are not a fool, you have to decisively refuse, and then shake your head wildly, but .......

"That's just right, I'm afraid of throwing it up on an empty stomach, little brother, just be my real yàn...... Try the lunch I made myself. It took a long time to get it done, and it's a shame to waste it. ”

I laughed, then turned and ran...... But the vines under my feet instantly lifted me up, and she had already expected that I was going to slip away.

Well, under the oppression of the terrible witch, in the five flower bundles, in order not to reveal my identity, my God of Food achievement is added to one again, and it is really rare to be able to do such a terrible thing every time without dying.

"Gross. The seafood orange flavor is a little stronger than the last burnt rubber flavor but limited, and the pattern is different every time, which is really creative. ”

But the strange thing is that I didn't grasp the primary goal, and after seeing me finish eating, Amira actually watched me eat happily, and then hummed a song to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

"To conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach, little brother, what do you think? Is it tasty? ”

Obviously, she had a very wrong understanding of the classic adage, and if that conquest meant death and surrender, I felt that she had achieved her goal, at least my stomach had raised the white flag countless times, and it was almost the last slash.

"Beautiful big sister, if I were your target, I would have been completely 'conquered' by your cooking skills. Next time, please send it directly to the target, and don't waste it on others. ”

It's not that I'm motivated to make achievements again, it's not that I don't want to see Amira's hard work wasted, it's just that I just don't want to see human life, even my inhuman physique can be made half-dead, and other people will probably be poisoned and hung up directly if they eat it.

It seems that my sarcastic advice is too tactful, but Amira actually smiled and nodded, obviously in a good mood.

"Well, I won't give it to anyone else."

Well, saying goodbye to this "big sister" who was going to go to the Alternate Plane to collect dinner materials, I seriously considered whether to continue to hide in this posture for dozens of seconds, or really go out of the city to take refuge immediately, but I encountered new trouble.

Another group of royal knights ran past me, their eyes constantly scanning the crowd, apparently looking for someone.

"Haven't you found Your Highness yet?"

"Lord Kelly said, if we can't find His Highness today, we don't have to go back, and we can directly train around the city for five hundred miles."

"Envoys from all over the world have come, and many big people want to see His Royal Highness Roland by name, what does His Royal Highness Roland mean by this."

"The military department also said that His Royal Highness Roland will personally discuss and prepare for the military parade, and if he can't find anyone, he plans to take on the burden and quit."

Hearing this, I took out a special prop for camouflage - magical black-framed glasses, as long as I wear this, the face that is close at hand can be ignored...... Well, I'm talking nonsense, I'm just wondering how those epic stories can achieve all kinds of misunderstandings, people who love each other just wear a veil and a hat, they can be completely unrecognizable, and then they kill each other, and the sadistic heart flies up.

But at this time, the traditional black-rimmed glasses are undoubtedly double safe, and in order to increase the persuasiveness, the childish artifact lollipop is naturally not missing, but strangely, when I put on the glasses and take out the lollipop, those knights paid attention to me.

"Lord Eliza said that His Royal Highness Roland may disguise himself as a child, and if he encounters someone who suddenly changes his appearance and characteristics when he finds you, such as wearing a hat or glasses, ......."

"She also said, 'Old guys prefer to use lollipops to pretend to be tender', and seeing that he is still nibbling on candy at the age of eleven or twelve, he should be fine."

What else can I say, I won't say a word, just turn around and run.

Well, this run, even if there is no problem, it becomes a problem, and those rookie riders naturally chased after them, chased after them, and ran into a deserted alley.

After more than ten seconds, I came out of the entrance of the alley, and there was a can of iron lying on the ground behind me.

"I thought I could eat me, but think about the weight of the rod before fishing. Didn't she tell you to be careful, we are always ashamed and angry? ”

"Roland?"

I couldn't help but sigh, how it was always exposed, this disguise seemed useless, but when I was about to use the amnestic kick again, I saw a nightmarish figure.

"Little Rollo!"

Well, isn't it the "fierce dog" Momo who has just finished the task of resettlement of the victims? And, of course, Diana looked at me in shock.

Say what else, keep running.

"I've had enough! I don't want to do anything before my birthday, and no one wants to stop me from taking a vacation! (To be continued......)