Chapter 1 Wipe your own ass
"O God! I am a sinner! Please forgive me! I'm guilty, I'm guilty! "The woman knelt in front of me, her face pale with fright, and she was surrounded by such humans, and I didn't expect that I would come to participate in the aftermath when I woke up!
Hey, hey, wasn't I being used by the Eyes of Heaven? I'm supposed to be a victim! Shouldn't I take a sick day to rest in bed?
I'll go......
In the fairy realm, as long as you have a breath, you have to work, just like now, as long as the immortal students who participated in the big war did not die, and those who did not lack arms and legs were all here to deal with the aftermath, because the scope of influence this time was too wide, the gods sealed the entire city, and every household went to brainwash. 〈〔? VIII{{a Chinese Net(〈[〈 ]}).
"Ah~~Ah~~~" I took out my mobile phone, and the woman was still pouring repentance, crying tears and snot: "I usually abide by the law, but I can't control it on the Internet, because no one on the Internet knows who I am, so when I see others scolding, I can't help but scold, especially that kind of female stars, they look so cheap, really annoying, like, just like the woman who seduced my husband, I can't help but scold them, will I go to hell......" She raised her face and looked at me in fear.
I looked at her with a tired sigh: "Come, look here." ”
"Click." After the phone rang, the woman's expression also became dull.
In the distance, Jiang Yan and Mo Ming are busy repairing the road, wipe, I regret that I woke up, I should have been pretending to be asleep! However, if you want to pretend to be asleep in front of the Protoss, it's almost impossible!
I shook my hand, and I slapped my hands on the ground to take pictures of others and brainwash them, although Xuanyuan Chen's father's previous imprint on my body was a complete failure, there was still a faint pain in my arm!
They are too insidious, using the divine pattern on the eye of heaven to trap me, and want to use the divine power of the eight of them to engrave a new brand on me, so that the eye of heaven can belong to them, and the artifact is engraved with a brand, which is equivalent to adding a new chip, which can control this artifact, even if the divine soul of the artifact is not willing, it will be enforced.
Rub, I feel like I was re-by eight people, this feeling, not to mention how weird, I actually have a strange feeling in my heart that almost chastity is not guaranteed, this chastity is loyal to the original owner, I really have special feelings for that person in my heart, after all, he created the Eye of Heaven, he is like the father of the Purpose of Heaven.
I don't know what kind of mood he would feel if he knew that his beloved artifact had been tampered with by someone else, or eight people. Ahem, the slave family is forced ~~~~ ~~~~~~
No, I'm going to pull myself together!
Today you me, tomorrow I your sons! Hum! Fu Su, Xuanyuan Chen, Feng Lingcan, I married you all, and the couple I don't know, when I know who your son is, I will also take him in, and let you know what will happen to me in partnership!
Hehe, hehe, hahahaha———— this picture is so beautiful, I am about to squirt out with laughter.
"It's really strange, Xia Xiaolan is actually okay? Isn't she a traitor? "The students of the Immortal Realm not far away frequently looked at me.
"I don't know, I heard that she is going to do the internal ......"
"It happened so suddenly, and we don't know what happened......"
"How can we know that we can only do the aftermath here......"
The students of the fairy realm were confused one by one, because of this mission, they didn't! Know! Feeling!
Of course they don't know what's going on, could it be that the Protoss told them, uh...... Our son has been kidnapped, Chiyou is about to come out, and ah, we have to capture the Eye of Heaven, she is the artifact that the Emperor of the Middle East has made that can restart you in minutes......
I don't feel anything about it, but from the perspective of the melon-eating masses, this is a shocking secret, okay!
Therefore, the Protoss will not let the ordinary Immortal Realm melon-eating people know the truth of the matter, and all the people who came down this time are the Protoss.
"Xia Xiaolan, Xia Xiaolan, what's going on?" The melon-eating masses are coming.
I sighed and pointed to my brain: "I don't know, I'll wake up in the fairy land......"
"Don't ask, don't ask, she must have been brainwashed too......" Someone whispered, someone looked at me sympathetically, someone looked at me with an unwilling expression that I had hidden a major secret, and someone hid far away, as if afraid of being implicated by me.
This battle is too mysterious, so that the entire fairy realm is also turbulent because of this, don't forget, before this battle, my father and Uncle Xing Tian fought in the fairy realm, that time I heard that there were a lot of serious injuries, I think in my heart I am really sorry for my immortal classmates, put such a big game, but also for the peace of the Six Realms......
However, it is said that no one in the Immortal Realm recognizes my father's lord and Uncle Xingtian, how old are these students? How many years ago was when my father and Uncle Xingtian were sealed, not to mention them, I don't think they may have seen Xuanyuanchen, when they were still Fuxi Nuwa Niangniang, maybe Xuanyuanyao and his father participated in that battle, but Xuanyuanchen They should have been the same as my brother at that time, not many years old.
"Take a break." Daqing walked up to me and helped me sit down, surrounded by aftermaths who were busy running around, and Daqing and I were sitting on a pile of ruins, which happened to be our teaching building, and the students of Xianyu were reconstructing the photos in the air.
Daqing looked at me for a long time, didn't speak, and finally let out a deep groan: "En......"
I know that he is worried about me, although he is not involved in the whole process, but he also knows most of it, except for the part where I escaped by the eyes of heaven, but we will tell him, but now is not the time.
"I'm fine." I patted him on the arm, and he was a little relieved.
Someone jumped in front of me and patted the dust on her body first, ouch I'll go, the dust almost covered her whole body. She came out of the dust, her long hair still covered with ash: "Xiaolan, you're okay!" ”
It was Maomao, she looked at me worriedly, and her gray face could only see her blue eyes. Mao Mao, you know, it's all hair, and it's the easiest to get dust.
She suddenly turned into a wolf form, shook it from head to toe, and it was dusty again, and it went straight to my nostrils: "Ahh Ahh ”
"I'm sorry, I'm too easy to get dusty." She changed back into her human form, Daqing looked at her silently, blinked and lowered her face, Maomao sat next to me, looking at me worriedly, "What the hell gave birth to?" ”
I shook my head.
"You really don't remember anything?" She looked at me even more worriedly, as if she was panicking, "This time, Princess Fengli didn't let William participate in the war, saying that it was highly confidential!" The better the secrecy, the bigger the matter, I'm really afraid of you! She paused, as if she was worried that I was hanging, and she smiled, "Now that I'm okay, I'm relieved to see that you're okay." ”
I looked at Maomao's worried expression, she was really completely different from the original, the wolf god residence had completely changed her, which was a good thing, but Maomao in our waste wood house was gone forever, and I always felt that something was missing.
Especially Daqing, the more confident and powerful Maomao is, the less confident Daqing is, and the more he can't raise his head in front of Maomao.
"I think maybe it's because I don't remember that I was ordered to clean up the aftermath here...... "The rules of the fairy realm, as long as you live, you have to get up and work......
Moreover, this disaster is also my fault, and I should wipe my ass here now~~~
"Because all the people who know the secret have gone to the meeting." Hei Mei's voice came suddenly, she and Da Ben also walked out of the dust with a disgraced face, she was still cool, and then "...... the " blew out a bubble, "suck ......" She sucked it back again, I instantly stiffened, because the bubble gum stuck a lot of dust in the air! It's already gray! She can even suck it back and keep chewing! I'm also convinced!
It can be seen from this that the black girl is really in love with bubble gum!
However, she was right, all those who knew the secret were recalled to the fairy realm. The Protoss returned to the Immortal Domain, Xuanyuan Chen, Fu Su and Feng Lingcan also went back, my brother was also recruited back, Feng Ling was ordered to take care of Jie, it is said that the West is really asking for people from the East, and the situation in the God Realm is tense, fortunately Jie was rescued, otherwise there would really be a fight!
Of course, there is also the cute Lord Hades, but because Xiao Nuo failed to catch the Ancient Rubik's Cube, he shook his face and went back to the underworld.
The Protoss didn't know when I pulled the general Yan Moming, so they sensed that I was in danger and came down to me together, and now, they are doing the same thing as me, doing the aftermath.
"Since you're alive, you can ask us to." Hei Mei looked at me coolly, Da Ben shook her head helplessly, and looked at me with concern: "Hei Mei means that you are fine." ”
I laughed, "I know. ”
"I want you to talk nonsense." Black sister Bai Da stupid glanced, "Our friend of Duotie, she doesn't understand how I beat her!" ”
I laughed, and the black girl pointed to a few gray people with the same gray faces in the distance: "The people in our zombie house are very concerned about you, let's masturbate together later, don't let them worry anymore." ”
I am so touched in my heart, it is still the true love of my classmates~~~
"Black girl-" I pounced on me with emotion, and the black girl kicked me away: "Get out!" I only have a big stupid person to hold! ”
"Ahem, ahem!!" Big Stupid coughed out all at once beside her, and I don't know if it was choking on the dust.
Mao Mao looked at us with a smile, his hands on his cheeks, and a trace of nostalgia suddenly appeared in his eyes.
"Sakura-chan!" Suddenly, William came out of the dust, his body was dusty, not like us at all, he looked at Mao Mao deeply, Mao Mao was stunned, and the nostalgia in his eyes was immediately replaced by Jingguang, and he stood up.
"Gone." William didn't say much nonsense, turned around and left, like a king.
Cut, William has become more and more good at pretending to be forced since he followed Feng Ling.
Mao Mao turned to look at us: "There is a chance to play together." After speaking, she looked at Daqing and showed a helpless face, "Daqing~~ I'm trying to change, you should also raise your head!" After speaking, she picked up Daqing's face, and it was timely! Daqing's face suddenly turned red, and he stared at Mao Mao with wide eyes.
Mao Mao smiled, turned and ran into the dust, following her prince.
Hey~ Mao Mao plucked up the courage to chase after his prince, but our Daqing didn't even dare to raise his face when he saw his princess.