Chapter 651: The color is cute
Feng Yunqi pulled up the quilt with one hand, wrapped it around Hu Yan's body, turned the branch in his hand with the other, and said, "Where is the paste?" ”
The entourage booed in unison, and they felt a faint sweat on their backs. When the wind blows, it's really cool. They knew that Feng Yunqi would no longer be able to do it, but they didn't know what their master meant, so they didn't dare to relax after all, and they were all ready to fight.
Hu Yan looked at Fanchen's owner and said, "I know you hate me, but since you have done this business with me, you must keep your word and send us back to Liuhe County." ”
Fan Chen's owner pressed down his hand and motioned for his entourage to sit down, no need to continue to be on guard.
Hu Yan threw the wine jug to the owner of Fanchen and said, "Get some good wine." ”
Fan Chen's owner said: "Not for sale." ”
Hu Yan smiled and said, "Don't you think that earning my money is more relieving of hatred?" ”
Fan Chen's owner said: "Seeing you so down, I am even happier." ”
Hu Yan nodded at Fan Chen's owner twice, tilted his head, and said, "Why did you offend such a ghost thing?!" ”
Fan Chen's hand holding the wine jug was clenched tightly, and it seemed that he wanted to use the wine jug to smash Hu Yan's head. He endured it, endured it, endured it, and finally threw the wine jug directly to the bearded man, and said, "Make a pot of 'not drunk'." ”
The bearded man answered, carrying the wine jug, and walked to the carriage containing the wine.
When Feng Yunqi heard "not drunk", his eyes lit up instantly.
After a short time, the bearded man came back and handed the flask to the owner of Fan Chen.
Fan Chen's owner smashed the wine jug at Hu Yan.
Yes, smash.
Hu Yan used a beautiful trick to catch the fish under the sea, caught the wine jug, raised his head, and let the slender silver water dragon row into his mouth, watering the limbs and hundreds of remains.
The clear and mellow taste is like a jade liquid, which makes people love it.
Feng Yunqi said: "'Not drunk' is the best wine, and it has a long stamina, and no one can drink half a pot without getting drunk." Hence the name 'not drunk', not returning. ”
Half a pot of wine was down, Hu Yan stopped, looked at Feng Yunqi, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "You are hungry for wine, let me leave you half a pot, right?" ”
Feng Yunqi said: "Ye wants to get drunk with you, but now is not the time." You take it easy, don't get drunk without eating the rabbit meat roasted by the master. ”
Hu Yan laughed and said, "Nonsense! How much I drink, that's ...... Belch...... Practiced! ”
Feng Yun's eyes shimmered and said, "I really want to have a drink with you." ”
Hu Yan felt a little hot, so he changed his bold sitting posture and said, "It's not that I haven't drunk it." ”
In the position of the owner of Fanchen, he happened to be able to see Hu Yan's two smooth calves. He glanced at the three attendants sitting on his left and right, and said, "You go and sit on another fire." ”
The three of them obeyed and got up to leave.
Feng Yunqi said casually: "When?" ”
Hu Yan took another sip of 'not drunk', and said with a flushed face: "In 'Jiao Hong Leaning on the Green Pavilion'." With you, Bai Ziqi, Qu Nanyi, Si Shao, and Hua Qingran ...... "sniffed," but there was no Jiu. ”
Fan Chen's hand shook, and he suddenly raised his eyes to look at Hu Yan.
Feng Yunqi knew that Hu Yan was drunk. It's just that it's not obvious. If he had asked her anything in the past, she would not have answered properly. Today, there are all questions answered. How could he let go of this opportunity? immediately asked: "Among these people, who do you want to talk to the most...... Drink? He wanted to ask her who she wanted to spend her life with, but he couldn't get the words out of his mouth. He felt that if he asked this sentence, if the answer he got was not Feng Yunqi, it would simply be uncomfortable with himself and himself. She was already his, how could he doubt her? The answer is no, so don't ask.
The Fan Chen family also seemed to want to know Hu Yan's answer, and looked at her without blinking.
Hu Yan lowered his eyes, smiled, raised his head and poured a sip of wine, and then said to Feng Yunqi: "You really think I'm drunk, can you say anything?" Definitely...... Definitely...... Who would I most like to drink with? Hehe...... I want to ...... the most Most want to ...... Scold...... I'm not drunk and won't say it, it's a secret! I'll sing it to you! ”
Feng Yunqi and Fan Chen's family were originally very disappointed, but when they heard that Hu Yan was going to sing, they cheered up a little more.
Hu Yan drank the 'not drunk' in the wine jug in one go, threw the wine jug on the ground, made a crisp sound, and she sang directly: "Ah...... A knife on the head of the color word, a knife knife. The knife urges people to get old, knife after knife, cutting people's hearts, frying chili peppers, choking with tears in their eyes, tears and tears. Tears are not dry, love is not burned, post a notice to find a lover, a hundred years of wind and blurred shadows, wine, and pass! After today, forget tomorrow, who will you draw in front of the bronze mirror? Who's who's who's who's. Who doesn't know you, who doesn't know your sister, six indulgences, a knife alone, don't listen to who asks if it's okay?! No, it's okay! Okay, okay, okay, okay! ”
Hu Yan drank high, talked nonsense, and sang loudly. So, after "Merry", another sobering divine comedy came out. This song was named "Xing Xing" by the world
Hu Yan is a complex person. She has lived for more than 100 years, and her scheming is the deepest, but she has no heart and lungs, and the extent is also breathtaking.
Feng Yunqi held up the roasted rabbit meat, and looked at Hu Yan, who was sleeping on the quilt, and was also speechless.
So, everyone watched Feng Yunqi holding a branch with one hand, a roasted rabbit on the branch, and Hu Yan rolled into the quilt with one hand, sandwiched it under his armpit, and hugged it to the carriage.
Hu Yan's drunkenness has a characteristic, which is different from ordinary people.
When others are drunk, they are either drunk or sober, and they are half drunk and half awake when they live. And Hu Yan no. She was drunk like now, suddenly drunk, slept for a while, and then opened her eyes, as if she was nothing, and did whatever she had to do, but in fact, full of lies, she was already drunk and unconscious.
No, as soon as Feng Yunqi clamped her under her armpit, she woke up. She wasn't annoyed, she just kicked her legs, kicked off a shoe, then opened her eyes and looked around, and asked Feng Yunqi: "Where is my rabbit?" ”
Feng Yunqi didn't expect Hu Yan to wake up so quickly, thinking that she was still drunk, coughing...... In fact, Hu Yan was indeed drunk. He replied, "The rabbit is cooked, do you want to eat it?" ”
Hu Yan nodded.
Feng Yunqi said, "Go to the car and eat." ”
Hu Yan obediently responded: "Okay." ”
As soon as Feng Yunqi put her on the carriage, she pulled the branch in Feng Yunqi's hand, then carried the quilt, flew onto the roof of the carriage, and then sat on the roof of the carriage wrapped in the quilt, and gnawed on the rabbit meat.
Feng Yunqi was stunned and said, "You come down, it's windy above, be careful of stomach pain." ”
Hu Yan frowned slightly, and said, "You woman, you are verbose!" You are letting Ye eat in the car, Ye listens to you, sits on the top of the car and gnaws rabbit meat, how can you let Ye go down?! ”
Feng Yunqi was stupid. He dared to pat his thigh and say, Hu Yan is definitely drunk! So drunk that he thought he was a man and he was a woman.
Everyone snickered.
Feng Yunqi turned around, picked up Hu Yan's shoes, raised his hand, and coaxed: "You come down, the shoes have fallen." ”
Hu Yan tore the rabbit meat and scolded vaguely: "You heartless player!" If you go down, will your shoes not fall off?! ”
Feng Yunqi's face darkened. He narrowed his obsidian eyes and said with anger: "You give it to the master!" ”
"Pap ......" responded to him with another shoe of Hu Yan, which slapped directly on his head.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Hu Yan retracted his feet back into the quilt, grinned, and said, "No, let this shoe accompany that shoe." This person is just too kind. ”
Feng Yunqi had never been so humiliated in his life, his eyes were shining, and as soon as he lowered his head and picked up his shoes, he was about to yell at Hu Yan. But the words reached his throat and turned in a circle, but he couldn't squirt out anyway. He looked at Hu Yan stunned for a long time, and actually made himself laugh. He said, "Eat slowly!" Leave a leg for you. ”
Hu Yan stopped doing it, glared at his eyes and shouted: "In front of the master, you must call yourself a concubine!" With a wave of his hand, he smashed the rabbit's leg bone towards Feng Yunqi.
Feng Yun opened his mouth, bit the leg bone, and chewed the little meat left on it into his stomach. He swore that he would never let Hu Yan drink so much wine in the future.
Hu Yan seemed to be funny, and tore off a rabbit's front leg and smashed it at Feng Yunqi.
Feng Yunqi borrowed it with his hand, and was about to stuff it into his mouth.
Hu Yan said unhappily: "Why don't you take it with your mouth?!" ”
Feng Yunqi's hand froze in front of his mouth.
Hu Yan said: "How beautiful it is to catch the meat with your mouth." ”
Feng Yunqi swore that he would never let Hu Yan drink again! He raised his hand, threw the rabbit's front leg to Hu Yan, and said, "You throw it again." After you take it, you have to go down to sleep obediently. ”
Hu Yan threw the rabbit's front leg again, and Feng Yunqi really jumped up and caught it with his mouth.
That action is very handsome and neat, and it will never be completed if it is not a master, so it ...... There was a round of cheering.
Feng Yunqi's face instantly turned purple red. He really wanted to...... Pinch to death! He was a dignified seven-foot man, and in order to please her, he actually began to eat with his mouth, which was really ...... I want to kill someone! Yes, he wanted to kill the people who were watching the uproar.
Feng Yunqi had a calm face and said to Hu Yan: "Come down!" Go to bed! "He won't play with her anymore!
Hu Yan wrapped himself in the quilt, smiled at Feng Yunqi, and said, "No." Before he could finish speaking, he threw out a rabbit's hind leg and threw it into the air.
Feng Yunqi jumped up directly, turned his head in the air, bit the rabbit with his mouth and retreated, then tiptoed to the ground, jumped back on the board of the car, took off the rabbit's hind legs in his mouth, pointed at Hu Yan and said, "You'd better hurry up and give the master down!" "A faint sign of anger.
Can you not be angry? His own lower limit has been refreshed again and again, or the kind of explosion that has been refreshed to different limits one after another in the blink of an eye. It was said that they would not pick up the rabbit leg again, and the result was ...... When Hu Yan smiled, his head was hot, and he couldn't wait to accompany her to go crazy all the time, as long as she was happy. Feng Yunqi couldn't help but start to suspect that if Hu Yan threw out a splash of...... Cough...... Can't think.
Hu Yan stretched out his tender white little feet, and was about to tease Feng Yunqi's chin.
Feng Yunqi grabbed Hu Yan's feet, pulled her off the roof of the car, hugged her into his arms, and stuffed her directly into the carriage. Looking like that, I was really angry.
Fan Chen's proprietor suddenly stood up and strode towards the carriage.
In the carriage, the voices of Hu Yan and Feng Yunqi came out.
Hu Yan said angrily: "Get out!" ”
Feng Yunqi roared: "Don't get out!" ”
Hu Yan roared: "Ye is angry! Don't spoil you! ”
Feng Yunqi: "......"
Hu Yan: "Get out!" ”
Feng Yunqi coughed lightly, and said without being too disturbed: "Master, stop your anger." ”
Hu Yan: "Don't stop being angry!" I'm not happy! ”
Feng Yunqi: "How can you be happy?" ”
Hu Yan: "You learn to bark as a rabbit!" ”
Feng Yunqi: "This ...... No. ”
Hu Yan: "Hmph! Break into the cold palace! ”
Feng Yunqi: "Meow~"
Hu Yan: "Is that a rabbit?" ”
Feng Yunqi: "Yes! This rabbit speaks the local dialect, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he meows~"
Hu Yan: "Well, this rabbit is quite cute. ”
Feng Yunqi: "......"
Fan Chen's proprietor stood beside the carriage, leaning against the carriage, looking at the moon, and no one knew what he was thinking.