"Be my girlfriend or be my girlfriend and give me ghost hunting.?? Bayi Middle School? Text ★. ?” He said that the evil spirit's eyes were full of bad intentions.

I'm confused, what?

The choice given to me was to be my girlfriend...... Or do you want to be my girlfriend and go ghost hunting for me? The latter must be pretending to be my girlfriend. But the former is obviously not really his girlfriend, okay?!

Kindness...... Think about it!

The former is obviously a long-term painful rhythm, the former is naturally not his girlfriend on the surface, but a "girlfriend" who is controlled and teased by him continues, just like he said in the live broadcast that he wanted to chase me and anger their family, making a lot of noise, I was almost mentioned by his parents for questioning, it was really harmful! Person! No! Shallow!

But although the latter is dangerous and is also the rhythm of death, it is clear that it is a short-term pain!

As the saying goes, long pain is better than short pain, and no one wants my aunt to be in pain every day, so I decisively chose the latter.

"I did!" I made a decision on the spot!

"What to do~~~" He squinted at me and stretched out his hand to my ear, "I can't hear ~~~~"

I shouted into his ear, "I said I pretended to be your girlfriend and accompanied you to hunt ghosts~~~~~"

As soon as he twisted his eyebrows, he immediately covered his ears and said to me angrily: "What are you doing shouting so loudly?" I'm not deaf! ”

I also replied to him unceremoniously: "Yes, you said you couldn't hear it!" ”

"Cut." He cut hard, suddenly turned around and raised his hand to slap the back of my head, I generously stretched my neck to fan him, fan, you're welcome, I'm Xia Xiaolan very generous, fan one get one free.

His hands paused in the air, slowly clenched into fists, and turned his face away in a sullen manner, no longer speaking.

I calmly took out my phone, and he immediately turned his face: "Who are you looking for?!" The bad tone seemed to be afraid that I would sue my godfather, and he immediately pointed to the tip of my nose, "I warn you! Don't call anyone! Otherwise, I'll throw your phone and believe it or not! ”

"Letter~~~ What can't you Fusu do?" I reached out and removed his hand pointing at the tip of my nose, "I'll call my dad, he's still waiting for me." ”

"To uncle?" He looked at the mobile phone in my hand, it was not from the fairy realm, but from the world. ▲ Eight? 一Chinese ▲▼.net. ?

Although Fu Su is a bastard, he calls me either to feed or hey, and he doesn't look down on others, but he respects my dad, and he calls him uncle.

I picked up my phone and he squinted: "Tell him that you're not going back to sleep tonight." ”

My hands stiffened, can I say this kind of thing casually on this Christmas Eve night? I stiffened my face to look at him, his face flickering in the lights of the Christmas tree: "What do you mean?" ”

His gaze began to cool, staring around: "That thing only came out in the middle of the night. ”

It turned out to be waiting until midnight!

No wonder!

I dialed the phone, but it didn't work, and I took a look at my phone, no! Letter! Number! I'll go, I remember, the last time Fu Su went down to the mortal world with me, it was like a signal***! The phone automatically has no signal around him!

"Hey, uncle?"

Kindness? What was that?!

I immediately looked at Fusu, and he was actually on the phone!

How did he know my home number!

By the way, he is a god......

"Xiaolan won't go back tonight, she has to do something with me......"

"No, it's not! Father! Father! It's a mission! Task! I was so anxious that I jumped to my feet, and Fu Su slapped me in the face: "Don't make noise! What do adults talk to and children interject. I'll send her back as soon as possible, you don't have to worry too much. With that, Fu Su hung up the phone.

I looked at him dumbfounded: "That's my dad!" You should let me say it, too! ”

Fu Su dragged up his right eyebrow and looked at me with a chuckle: "This is my mobile phone, why should I use it for you?" It's good for me to help you inform, be your bait! ”

He chuckled and looked at me with his hands around his chest.

Fusu is so hateful!

I lowered my face depressedly and drank milk tea, and learned to suck the straw to a "purring" sound. ??? Bayi Middle School?. ?

"We're not going to just wait." I didn't bother to look at him.

"That's right, just wait."

Idiot! Wait for the rabbit! That's stupid!

Two fools are standing in the square, in the winter, looking like a couple, but they don't wait for a ghost on a date, what the hell is this!

"Since it's the middle of the night, can't you call me out later!" I clenched the milk tea cup with both hands, even if the clothes in the fairy land were warm, who could bear it by the wind, I am not a god, and the wind will go around.

"I want to take you out to blow the wind~~~Blow the wind~~~" Fu Su actually sang on the side, it was so annoying!

"I'm hungry!" I shouted angrily!

He stretched out his hand, and it was actually ...... Fried Chicken ......

I twitched my eyebrows: "You shouldn't have a god and demon space on your body......"

"Cut, that's the bare minimum of equipment, idiot." He shoved the fried chicken into my hand, I stiffened for a moment, sat down on the chair under the Christmas tree, he also sat down with me, the red scarf was connected between us, the snow was falling in the sky, I looked up in a daze, screams were already ringing around me.

"Wow—it's beautiful—"

"There's really snow!"

Snowflakes fall in dots and colors, and the LED lights are also dyed with various dreamy colors. An advertisement flashed on the big screen in the square: Meet you with Wanda tonight and take him/her to see the snow ......

Isn't that ...... Let's make snow!

Why is it so romantic to be with Fusu, I am really depressed, and I feel that it is better to spend Valentine's Day with my girlfriend.

Fu Su stretched out his hand, and the snowflakes fell on his palm, slowly melting: "Cut." He chuckled, "You humans are so funny, and you're thrilled to know it's fake." ”

"It's called romance! Uncle! ”

Fu Su immediately glanced at me, his face was full of murderous aura, he put down the back of the chair behind me with one hand, and he slowly turned sideways: "Xia Xiaolan, do you want to die?!" ”

I've already been sent to death here, and I'm afraid that a chicken feather will die, so I took a bite of fried chicken and looked at him with oil: "You're old, you've forgotten what it's like to be romantic, we humans are only in one life, and there are few times that we can be romantic, especially ...... It's to bump into a romantic scene and not be with the person you like! I gritted my teeth and said, at this time, as a single Wang, I deeply understand that the single Wang wants to break the hearts of couples all over the world.

He raised an eyebrow at me for a moment and chuckled, "Hmph, you're saying I won't be romantic." ”

I continued to nibble on the chicken legs: "Who knows. "I don't care if Fu Sulang is not romantic now, it matters to eat.

Suddenly, he reached out and snatched the chicken leg from my hand, I subconsciously looked at him, he turned his face sideways and began to bite, I immediately said, "I have eaten!" ”

He looked at me no longer and continued to eat, I looked at him in amazement, he was eating as if he was pondering, is it Fusu tonight? It's not like that.

I held out my hand and said, "Smack!" Touching his forehead, he immediately opened it and looked at me with disgust: "What are you doing?!" You've got oil on your hands! As he spoke, he pulled out a wet towel to wipe his forehead.

Fortunately, it's Fusu.

He wiped it for a while and suddenly looked at my mouth, and took out a disinfectant wipe to wipe my mouth in disgust, I immediately grabbed his wrist: "What are you doing?!" ”

"Get out of the way!" He also flicked off my hand and wiped my mouth in annoyance!

I immediately became angry: "Don't wipe it!" Don't wipe it! I pushed his hand away, but he blocked my hand with a bad face: "I told you not to move!" ”

"I don't want to rub!" I threw a punch straight at him, "Stay away from me!" ”

He was startled, and when he dodged away, he also grabbed my wrist, his black eyes immediately narrowed, and his murderous aura rose: "You dare to hit me!" ”

I was furious, everything was aroused and flooded into my brain, and I glared at him angrily: "Fusu! If it weren't for the fact that I wouldn't be able to beat you right Now there are still tasks to be done! I would have beaten you a long time ago! ”

He squinted at me for a moment, then slowly let go of my hand, and without thinking about it, he slapped it directly, and with the strength of my whole body, the ring of eternal guardianship also cut through the white and tender skin on his face.

He didn't hide, he still looked down at me with a dragging, a bloody mark on his face, and the blood slowly flowed through the corners of his mouth, he didn't care, just raised his hand to wipe it, looked at it, and chuckled: "Cut." Now it's flat? He looked at me with a tug, as if I had been given a gift to hit him.

I clenched my fists and turned my face back to look at him again, the task is important! I endure! I'm a well-defined person!

"Hmph." He chuckled and turned around and completely spread out on the back of the chair, "Just a kiss~~ I don't know how many women want to go to bed with me." ”

I rolled my eyes and started again, why are the boys in the fairy realm all having similar lines. I reached out and touched my backpack, but I didn't bring it now, and I was stunned: "Qiankun bag!" When I whispered, the Qiankun bag had slowly emerged under the palm of my hand,! This pack even has a summoning function.

I immediately took out the headphones from my bag and put them on, not wanting to listen to Fusu anymore, if there were scissors, I would definitely cut the scarf between me and him!

Slowly, a wet wipe reached over!

I'll go! O Virgo!

I took out the gun directly from my bag, the wet wipes in front of me began to slowly retract, I took out a napkin to wipe the oil off my mouth, and the earphones were suddenly ripped off, it was he who shouted: "We flattened ~~~~"

"Shhh I covered my ears, and the sound rushed into my brain like a bell, buzzing, and even when I covered my ears, his voice kept echoing inside.

[We flattened ~~~~~~Flat~~~~~~~~~]

I really don't want to admit that we were even, but I have to say, he kissed me, I beat him, it's even. If you hold a grudge again, it's really my Xia Xiaolan's hypocrisy!

Actually, I figured it out a long time ago, and I thought it was me who kissed him, and I was the one who earned it!

As he said, the girls in the fairy realm are waiting in line to be taken by him, even if they are kissed by him, they will fly to the sky happily, by the way, they have already flown into the sky, that is, they have flown into the universe, but Fu Su, none of them have taken a fancy to it.

Now, he's kissed by me!

That's right!

It was he who was kissed by me Xia Xiaolan!

He is a true God!

I kissed it, I earned it!