Chapter 33: The Existence of Humiliating IQ
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I didn't feel anything when Jie was naked alone, but now, he was half-naked to cover his shame, and he pitifully hugged my godfather's legs, saying that if you don't save me, I won't roll into the bone marrow, it will make people get dirty and nosebleeds every minute.
Jie is really a strange thing, he has a magical speciality, which is to attract people.
No, no, I must not be tempted by filth again, because of filth! Xia Xiaolan, think about the taste that the young emperor likes!
Belch......
Vomit!
The deity is instantaneous!
I immediately shook my body, and I stepped on Jay's buttocks wrapped in a cloak, "Ah! Jay exclaimed in pain, "It's going to break!" ”
When he landed, all the men were embarrassed, and even the godfather's expression stiffened.
However, I will no longer be distracted by Jay's dirt, I continue to step on his ass hard, fuck, his ass is so elastic, I can't stop stepping on the ground for hair!
Ahh!!hhhh Jie, the source of pollution, I almost went astray again!
I looked at him fiercely: "Didn't you open the door of the evil spirits!" ”
Now, only I can murder him, or my brother, because only the two of us can pretend not to know his identity!
Jie hugged my godfather's leg, aggrieved, Pear Blossom turned her head to look at me with tears: "You know......" His voice began to choke, his moist and shiny red lips were full of girlish temptation pink, and there were two or three strands of gold on his lips, which was more pitiful.
"How dare you admit it!" The godfather tried his best to suppress his anger so as not to roar out, Feng Lingcan and the young emperor also showed surprise on their faces, not to mention them, I was so surprised!
What villain would admit it? Which villain doesn't hide his mind well, or even pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.
By the way, Jay is now like a pig and a tiger.
I immediately stomped on it.
"Ah~~" Jie immediately groaned in pain, groaning, that moan, groaning made the faces of the men present tense again, one by one uncomfortable, full of disgust, even the young emperor's heavy taste was actually full of disgust, and the silver eyes wanted to kill this **.
By the way, the young emperor has a heavy taste and doesn't like pretty.
Jie immediately let go of my godfather's legs, covered his lower body and lay on the magic circle, and reached out to hold my ankles: "Don't step on it, you really become a eunuch!" I was scratched by you dragging me just now. ”
My nerves also began to tense, and I wanted to kill him for Mao!
A flash of light flashed in my palm, "Smack!" My brother grabbed it: "Sister! What are you doing! ”
"I can't take it anymore, let me kill him!" This source of pollution, I want to destroy you completely on behalf of the pure moon!
"Xiaolan, calm down!" My godfather spoke, and the cold light on his lenses sparkled, "Trust me, I want to kill him more than you do now." ”
Sure enough, everyone wanted to kill him.
"Why do you all want to kill me...... Jie still blinked innocently, Chu Chu was pitiful, like a child abandoned by everyone, "I have always been so well-behaved, so listen to you......" He pulled up his cloak sadly, and a dignified heir of the main god of the West, a big man, actually cried!
"You act! You act! You keep acting! I shouted angrily, "Don't think we don't know that you opened the door of the devil to make us a civil war!" You guys watch a good show, don't you! ”
Jay lifted his face from his cloak and looked at me innocently and suspiciously, "How could I do such a thing?" I am the embodiment of love and beauty, and I would never do such a painful thing! ”
"I'll go, you still love and the embodiment of beauty?! I see you are the face of an angel and the heart of a devil as sinister! ”
"I'm not!" Jetten stood up, put his cloak around his waist, held his chest high, and showed a rare angry face, "You can scold me and beat me, but you can't say I'm a devil!" I opened the door of the devil by accident! I was careless! ”
"You're not careful?!" I looked at him amusedly, "You are the one I look at the most!" You first open the door of the evil ghosts and release the punishment heaven, so that we can have a civil war, and then you let us hijack the plane and use us to create the illusion of killing you, and then, I think it is you Western gods who come to ask us for our guilt and attack while we are in civil strife, right? ”
"I didn't!" Jie's golden pupil opened his eyes and immediately looked at Xuanyuan Chen, "Chen! I really don't! I really accidentally opened the door of the demons! You know me, don't you! ”
Xuanyuan Chen was still half-squinting, and Shentai looked down at Jie coldly.
I stepped forward directly: "Godfather, let me torture him!" I rolled up my sleeves with itchy hands.
"Xiaolan." Suddenly, my godfather spoke, and he looked at me, "With his IQ, he can't do such complicated things." ”
Burst......
I spurted out a mouthful of old blood when I landed, so, did I do something wrong again this time Conan?! It's good not to play like this! Since Jay is a villain, please configure the IQ that a villain should have, okay? It's humiliating to me! Shame my IQ!
"What the hell is going on!" Xuanyuan Chen drank in a low voice!
Jie looked at him twice and lowered his face: "I...... Accidentally. ”
"Tell the truth!" Xuanyuan Chen drank vigorously again.
The young emperor and Feng Lingcan were beside him together, looking at Jie, my brother was also full of anger, shook his head, and lowered his head to my ear: "He is really the son of the Western God Lord?" ”
I'll stroke my forehead, brother, don't ask me, because I've been insulted by Jie's IQ, guess once wrong, guess wrong once, this is frustrating my sense of achievement! I'm almost down to negative now! Thinking about Xia Xiaolan when her divine power was not awakened, she was completely a mortal, and she had completed so many impossible tasks with just one head, which was staggering, so that the students of the Immortal Domain didn't want to admit it, at that time, I was humiliating them, because the immortals were actually no better than a mortal, that was their own, and their IQ was bursting, what a pull they were.
But in the face of Jie, I feel that I might as well be a mortal, because, your divine power has awakened, you still hold the best divine weapon in the world, and you have obtained the divine body of the purpose of heaven, and you are about to become invincible, but you lost in IQ, isn't that like a vase? Is it useless?
In short, I'm not a good person right now, I just want to be quiet and think about lewd life......
"Thor...... You're going to hit me...... I...... Through the ...... of the underworld Escaped......" Jay began to say in fits and starts, clearly talking nonsense, "and ...... Accidentally opened the ...... Devil's Gate ......" After speaking, he secretly looked at Xuanyuan Chen.
Xuanyuan Chen put his hands around his chest and looked down at him coldly.
Jay bit his upper lip, apparently looking like a child had done something wrong: "I'm sorry ......"
Feng Lingcan looked at it, and whispered slightly into Xuanyuanchen's ear: "You still have to prescribe the right medicine." ”
His voice was neither light nor heavy, just as everyone could hear it, the young emperor glanced at Feng Lingcan gloomily, and his expression seemed to say, you are finally exposed, you old fox in sheep's clothing.
After Feng Lingcan finished speaking, he retreated back to his original position.
Xuanyuan Chen looked at Jie coldly for a while, slowly let go of his hands, he tidied up his sleeves, I got nervous, every time this moment, it was the time for my godfather to make a move!
Is the godfather finally going to fight!
I saw Xuanyuanchen slowly raise his hand, and a human figure gradually appeared in his hand, the human form was still a little ethereal, and gradually fell in front of Xuanyuanchen, it was an illusion, but the illusion gradually became clear, and then, my brother and I were confused, and the illusion that Xuanyuanchen conjured up was actually the Eye of Heaven!!
It's me!!!!
"Jie ......" When Xuanyuan Chen spoke, the illusion in front of him also opened his mouth, and the voice of the purpose of heaven came out of his mouth, and my godfather just moved his mouth, like a marionette!
I was completely stunned, and so was my brother.
The young emperor looked at the eyes of heaven in surprise, and he was also distracted for a while.
Feng Lingcan was also stunned, as if he was wondering who this was.
When the gentle and charming voice of the Eyes of Heaven came out, Jie was also attracted to his gaze, and immediately, his golden pupils contracted, and he could no longer take his eyes off the face of the Eyes of Heaven.
"Goddess...... My goddess ......" Jie looked at the eyes of heaven stupidly, and slowly knelt down on one knee.
"Did you open the door to the demons?" The words of the Eyes of Heaven came out when Xuanyuan Chen's lips moved lightly.
Jie still looked up at the eyes of heaven stupidly: "Yes." ”
Ahhh~~~~~~~~~~~h
Orz, it's terrible to have a rational godfather! I actually use a beauty trick! Or use me!!!
Although it's another me, it has nothing to do with me, but I'm still awkward!!
"Goddess, you are ......" Jie Chaotian's eyes stretched out his hand, and my godfather raised his hand, "Smack!" With a snap of his fingers, immediately, the eye of heaven disappeared, Jie immediately came back to his senses, and stood up excitedly to look at Xuanyuan Chen: "Chen! Who's this! Tell me about it! ”
Orz, I want to go out......
My godfather is still calm and calm, and he doesn't take my eyes of the day at all, or, in his heart, me and the eyes of heaven are two people, so he is not polite to use it at all, and he doesn't look at me, as if he doesn't want to give anyone any hint, he just looks down at Jie coldly: "To tell the truth, I'll introduce her to you." ”
Jay pouted: "Then I'll only tell her the truth!" ”
The godfather immediately narrowed his eyes: "Okay!" I'll let you see her again, but if you dare to be tough, I'll castrate you! Let you have no descendants of the Lord God in the West! The murderous words instantly made Jie's face pale for a while.
I think about it now, a man, my other illusion, even if Xuanyuan Chen says that you dare to be hard and I castrate your eunuch, my psychological shadow area is so big, okay!
It can be seen that they really don't treat me as an "outsider"!
I feel like I want to cry because of Mao, I'm really tired of tears!
Xuanyuan Chen raised his hand again, the Eye of Heaven had descended in front of him again, covering Xuanyuan Chen, the Eye of Heaven was like a silk like time that made her beautifully cross any goddess in time and space, Xuanyuan Chen used beauty tricks like this, I was also drunk.
And! Such a 1o beauty Ji Jie actually eats, and I'm even drunk!
Now, I can be sure that Jie is definitely not a villain, as Xuanyuan Chen said, with his IQ, he can't do such complicated things.