"I'll you, you're so poisonous.

Sure enough, it is the most poisonous woman's heart.

No, have you coveted my brother for a long time, which brother do you have a crush on?

It can't be Xiao Kaiyun, right? ”

Su Leilei's face turned pale at first, but her mind began to quickly recall the appearance of her brothers, and finally targeted the one who looked most like the little white face among the brothers.

That is, the lips are red and the teeth are white, and the skin is white and handsome.

Xiao Kaiyun, who can be called the school's grass.

When she said Xiao Kaiyun's name, it was obvious that Liu Yun's eyes were a little erratic, and after a while, he even showed a shy expression:

"Oh my god, can you please not make a shy expression on my face, oh my God, a thunderbolt will fall and kill me, I can't live this day.

You shouldn't have this kind of expression in front of Xiao Kaiyun, my God, I really can't be a man, you have lost my face!

Let me tell you, the two of us can't continue like this, you have to learn to imitate me, I know, if you continue this virtue, people will think I'm crooked.

Wait a minute, calm down, calm down.

Can we calm down.

Let's talk about it from beginning to end. ”

Although the soul in Su Leilei's body was very anxious and anxious at this time, out of consideration of the difficulty of the other party, she could only forcibly suppress her irritable personality, and her voice slowed down a little, hoping to calm down and discuss.

"Of course I can calm down.

But there has to be a premise.

Where is my idol's photo? ”

Xia Yun didn't think too much about it at this time, but he was still entangled in the large photo posters of his favorite idols that he originally pasted on the wall.

"You're a hopeless nymphomaniac.

No, you're not only a nymphomaniac but also a fraternity, and everyone loves one of the girls I know.

Never climb walls.

Like you, while thinking about the school grass in the school, there are seven or eight idols on the other, you are really more flowery than a big radish.

I tore them down and folded them, and put them away, right in that cabinet.

Just take a look and sit down.

Let's talk about what to do next. ”

At this time, Su Leilei was also a little lucky, glad that she didn't tear up those posters, but folded them and put them in the cabinet.

Xia Yun was a little relieved when he heard that the posters were all placed in the cabinet, and then quickly stood up and ran to the side of the cabinet that Su Leilei had just pointed to, and began to rummage through the cabinets to find the posters.

When she actually saw the posters.

And take it out and unfold it.

It was found that the edges of the poster were not broken.

The heart that has been hanging is completely let go.

And put the posters back in the cabinet, and walked to Su Leilei's pink bed again, sat down and said:

"Count on your knowledge, you didn't touch my baby.

Don't talk yet, I'll come first.

I've always loved cleanliness at home, and now you've made my room so sloppy, and you don't wear any skirts, and you've bought all this bunch of men's clothes.

My mom and dad are absolutely suspicious.

You have to find a way to deal with this, such as keeping the room clean, taking out the garbage in the trash can every day, and taking a shower every day, and using a scented shower gel for bathing.

This is my secret to maintaining body odor.

By the way, the body lotion also has to be rubbed.

These are all musts.

If possible......

Forget it, everyone should have already seen it anyway, you wash my body clean.

I don't want to go back to my own body and receive a stinking body.

There is also homework, every day's homework must be completed on time, I don't want to see my name appear on the school's punishment list, and the last thing is to get along with my parents and them.

I used to listen to my left ear and my right ear, and you have to do the same, you can't talk to them, otherwise they may think that I have reached a rebellious stage, and even ask a psychiatrist to come over.

You must pay attention to this, my dad and my mom seem to have some slight psychological problems.

Every once in a while, I have to ask a psychiatrist to give them psychological counseling, and if they find that something is wrong with me, they will definitely ask me to hire a psychiatrist, and the psychiatrist will sometimes hypnotize, in case he hypnotizes you, maybe the matter between the two of us will be exposed, and what will happen at that time, I am not sure.

Maybe it's been sliced and studied.

This is important to note.

By the way, you add me, I have written all my past habits and personality into a text document, I will send it to you later, you must read it carefully, as much as possible according to the habits and personality I wrote above to imitate me, even if there is a little deviation, the deviation can not be large, otherwise it will be miserable. ”

"Shower gel, but also take a bath, wash it every day.

Forget it, I'll rely on you first, I'll try my best to do what you say, but you have to listen to me, do you know, although my mother is not as nagging as your mother, but she cares about me.

If I'm acting too weird.

She's sure she'll feel wrong, too.

It's no problem for you to come home on time every day.

My mom would only be happier.

After all, she was still quite worried about my studies.

If you go home on time every day and do your homework.

She'll feel weird though.

But I should only be glad that I am sensible.

You have to be careful not to wear makeup.

Don't make yourself too clean, you know, I've always been at home only showering twice a week in the winter, and only every day in the summer.

And I only use soap.

Never use body wash.

The scent on your body is obviously the smell of the kind of scented shower gel that my mother used, so quickly change it for me, just use ordinary soap.

It's not your body.

Why are you so particular about it?

Also, don't use my mother's skincare products.

I don't have to ask for my sister's skincare products.

I never use any of these things.

No matter how rough my skin is, it has nothing to do with you, even if my lips bleed, then at most drink some water, don't put any lipstick on me.

The most important thing is that milk must be drunk every day.

You also have to drink high-calcium milk bought at home.

I rely on drinking milk to grow taller, if you don't drink, I can't grow 1.8 meters when I look back, it's your sin, eat more when you're hungry, my mother said that I'm growing taller now, don't give me any diet to lose weight, you don't use your own body, eat more, eat as much as you can, don't worry about getting fat, getting fat has nothing to do with you.

The most important point is that I don't have a good relationship with my sister, and I don't usually talk much, so don't be like a little sister with my sister anymore.

By the way, one more point.

I don't care what you think of my brother, you always have to remember that you are using my body now, and don't give me a nymphomaniac smile.

Do you think you're going to run naked?

My body is male, even if running naked is at most laughed at by others, but your body is female, and the impact of running naked is greater.

Let's restrain each other, OK or not?

Remember that you are now a man.

I will also remember that I am a woman. ”

Su Leilei has been worried about the situation on her side these days, so now she naturally has to tell all the things she worried about some time ago.

Negotiate with each other one by one.

Even if you can't imitate each other's personality and habits 100%, you have to imitate them as much as possible, and you must not show too many flaws.

Otherwise, once exposed.

I'm afraid they were either sent to psychiatric hospitals for inpatient treatment or sent to dissecting studies.