Chapter 482: it!

Tang You patted Master Tang's back and helped him vomit.

After a while, Master Tang waved his hand weakly, and said angrily: "Okay...... Okay, stop shooting, I'm going to shoot to death. ”

Tang You immediately stopped.

After Master Tang breathed two breaths of relief, he instantly became angry and yelled at Hu Yan: "You want the old man's life!" How can you give such a disgusting thing to the old man?! ”

Tang You pulled Master Tang and said in a loud voice: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Dad, misunderstanding! ”

Master Tang roared: "I misunderstand your size! ”

Tang You yelled in a voice louder than Master Tang: "It's just a misunderstanding!" It was either maggots wrapped in horse manure eggs, or cooked rice and fish meat were chopped up and dyed in the dark. ”

Master Tang glared: "Really? ”

Tang You nodded.

Master Tang said unnaturally: "Nonsense! That thing can also get rid of evil spirits?! ”

Tang You said: "Immortal Gu said, as long as you can fool you and spit out things, you can get rid of evil spirits." ”

Master Tang expressed disbelief and snorted.

Tang You probed and looked at the vomit of Master Tang, and at a glance, he almost didn't vomit!

But I saw that there were countless flesh-red things in Master Tang's vomit. I couldn't tell what it looked like, it was just twisted into a ball, and it was extremely disgusting.

Master Tang's face turned green, and he vomited again.

Hu Yan opened his eyes and said, "Carry me out." ”

Cangshan grabbed the leg of the stool, lifted Hu Yan, and walked out of the house.

Master Tang vomited enough, and he lost his energy, so he changed rooms to rest.

Tang You ran to Hu Yan, raised his head and asked, "Is my father okay?" ”

Hu Yan said: "It's hard to say. ”

Tang You looked nervous: "Huh?!" Anything else? ”

Hu Yan hooked his lips and smiled, and said, "Let's see if he dares to eat what strangers give him in the future." ”

Tang You put his mind at ease and said, "Don't talk about Dad, even I don't dare to eat what strangers give." Oh, by the way, my dad just said that the aunt did give him a piece of pastry last night. My dad didn't know how, so he took it and ate it. ”

Hu Yan raised his head slightly, groaned slightly, and said, "Let's go prepare a meal." ”

Tang You couldn't react to Hu Yan's routine, and was stunned for a moment before nodding in response: "Okay, okay, you wait, I'll make you something delicious." Look at your breakfast today, you are so hungry, your mouth is gnawing on buns, your stomach is whining, I don't know how you mix outside, why are you still hungry? If you don't have a place to eat, you can come back and stay. I'll keep your house for you. ”

Hu Yan's heart warmed, he smiled at Tang You, patted her shoulder, and said, "I will leave Liuhe County tomorrow, and I won't get drunk with you tonight." ”

Tang You's eyebrows gradually furrowed, and he asked, "Why are you leaving?" ”

Hu Yan said: "This is not my place after all. ”

Tang You asked, "Where is your place?" ”

Hu Yan was slightly stunned, thought for a while, and said, "Chang'an." When she said those two words, she wasn't sure herself.

Tang You pouted and said, "Chang'an, that's at the feet of the Son of Heaven, but it's not your place." You see that you are a capable person, so it is better to stay in this Liuhe County and be a powerful person. When the time comes, I will be happy with you. One stop in the middle of the road, no one dared to bully me! ”

Hu Yan praised: "The idea is good. ”

Tang You said: "That's! ”

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of banging and banging outside the courtyard, as well as the chattering voices of people: "It's started, it's started, go and see, the female crown has dispelled the ghosts for the daughter-in-law of the Luo family!" ”

Tang You was a very curious master, so he immediately ran to the gate, pulled the deadbolt, and looked out.

Outside the door, people with faces mixed with horror and excitement ran to Luo's house.

Tang You grabbed a familiar aunt and hurriedly asked, "Aunt Xu, what's wrong with the sister-in-law of the Luo family?" ”

The aunt hurriedly replied: "The daughter-in-law of the Luo family is old and scary, I heard that she was possessed by a ghost, and she is hanging upside down on the eaves, stuffing live chickens into her mouth, saying what she is...... What a plate of immortals! I won't tell you, I'll have to take a look. Before the words fell, the people had already run forward with the flow of people.

Tang You closed the door, looked back at Hu Yan, and said, "Why is there another Pan Tianxian?" What's that? ”

Hu Yan said lightly: "Snake." ”

Tang You shuddered, clasped his hands to his chest, rubbed his arms, and said disgustingly: "I don't like snakes." ”

Hu Yan said: "The snake meat flavor is seasoning, roasted to golden brown, and it is rotten with broth, and the taste is extremely delicious." ”

Tang You immediately put down his hands, revealing a look of covetousness, and said, "Eat the whole piece?" ”

Hu Yan suddenly burst out laughing.

Tang You wiped his mouth, glanced at Hu Yan, and muttered, "Tease me!" ”

Hu Yan said with a straight face: "I didn't tease you." The more poisonous something is, the more delicious it tastes. The grass snake is not as good as the poisonous snake, the poisonous snake is not as good as the poisonous scorpion, and the poisonous scorpion ......" squinted slightly, showing a fierce look.

Tang You hurriedly swallowed his saliva and asked, "What is the poisonous scorpion as good?" ”

Hu Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "The poisonous scorpion is not as good as ...... Poisonous woman. ”

Tang You choked for a moment, retracted his stretched neck, and said, "I don't dare to eat human flesh." ”

Hu Yan added his teeth at Tang You, revealing a greedy expression.

Tang You immediately waved his hand and said, "I'm not a poisonous woman, my meat is not delicious, I will get tired of you if I eat it!" ”

Hu Yan smiled and reached out to pinch Tang You's face. That pampering and casual intimacy is definitely an honor that makes people envious, jealous and hateful.

Tang You looked at Hu Yan, blushed, and suddenly said, "Sister, if you are a man, I will marry you!" ”

Hu Yan was slightly stunned, and then laughed: "It's an honor." ”

The simple four words made Tang You happy. Being recognized by the people you like is simply the most beautiful thing in the world.

Tang You happily shouted at the kitchen: "Good wine and good food are made!" ”

From the kitchen, the kitchen lady responded in a cheerful voice: "No! ”

Tang You came back to his senses and said to Hu Yan hesitantly: "Sister, do you want to go and see?" ”

Hu Yan raised his eyebrows and looked at Hu Yan, waiting for her to explain.

Tang You suddenly grinned and said, "I'll say casually, let's not go forward to join in the fun, don't provoke unclean things." ”

Hu Yan stared at Tang You for a long time, Tang You suddenly lowered his head, rubbed his foot on the ground, and muttered, "What do you see me doing?" I can't say I can't go. ”

Hu Yan said, "Let's go." It's just the right time to move your muscles. ”

Tang You was suddenly overjoyed, raised his head, and asked Hu Yan, "Really?"

Hu Yan said: "Really. ”

Tang You hesitated, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said entangledly: "Otherwise, don't go." There is no female crown in our Liuhe County, and this sudden female crown may be the one who harmed my father. I...... I can't swallow this breath and I want to go and play. Raising his head, he glanced at Hu Yan secretly, and then turned his head away, "However, I know that I am half a catty and eight taels." If you go, you will be beaten. You still have injuries on your body, I can't be so knowledgeable and let you stand up for me. ”

Hu Yan suddenly made a move, stopped Tang You's shoulder, shook it, and said, "Father and son soldiers, fighting sisters, I don't go to this time, isn't it too unrighteous?" Let's go, it! ”

Hu Yan's sudden foul language made Tang You feel both cordial and uncomfortable, but it was undeniable that his heart was warm. So he patted his neck and said, "You come up!" ”

Hu Yan looked at Cangshan who was sweeping the floor, bent his lips and smiled, and said, "I won't bother you about this." ”