Chapter 62: Wooden Balls
When the mother-in-law heard this, she suddenly straightened up, looked at the pig urine bubble in her hand, and then looked at the root of the window, and the face under the shadow, revealing a cruel smile.
Brother Liu had no choice but to put a hand to his mouth, signaling Zhang Man not to say anything, and gesturing to her to leave quickly.
Not to mention, this Brother Liu is already a bit adaptable, and ordinary people may urinate early.
Zhang Man is a donkey, leading him to go backwards, leaning over and saying: "Brother Liu, don't be angry, you also know that he had a crush on me when he was in school, and he kept asking for it, this is revenge on me, it is not worth it to ruin our friendship for him." ”
Cheng Xinghe turned his face to look at me, as if to say that I have a really strong taste.
I'll go to your uncle's! I said why Sister Liu looks at Zhang Man's face one by one, this dead girl dares to brag about anything!
Now, the mother-in-law has slowly walked towards Zhang Man, opened her big mouth, and bent down at Zhang Man, Brother Liu is now scared and almost suffocated, and Zhang Man is still chattering: "I brought you a new policy, not to mention more discounts, you have to think about it, we are not selling performance, it is peace of mind......"
I couldn't wait any longer, I rushed out from behind the sofa and gave Zhang Man a kick directly, Zhang Man was already chubby and chubby, like a ball, and I kicked him out far away and hit his head on the closet.
There was a "click" in my ears - the mother-in-law god bit an empty bite!
And my kick was also a failure, I didn't knock Zhang Man unconscious, the unlucky girl got up with her head, and saw clearly that I jumped out of the dark and kicked her, and immediately became anxious: "Wow, Li Beidou?" You bastard, you dare to kick me! My husband didn't even dare to lift a finger from me! I...... I...... I'm fighting with you today! ”
As he spoke, he pounced on me with his teeth and claws.
But as soon as she took two steps, she retracted her fat feet and asked tremblingly, "Whose old lady is behind you, so tall?" ”
I...... Behind?
"Be careful!" Cheng Xinghe also rushed out, hugged me and rushed, and I both collided on the cabinet, the huge figure of the mother-in-law jumped into the air, bent down, threw away the pig urine bubble, and groped frantically under the window.
Brother Liu kept his promise, and seeing his mother-in-law's big claws stretched out towards him, he also gritted his teeth and did not move, Zhang Man hurriedly said: "Brother Zhang, why have you been silent?" Why is this old lady so scary? ”
If it weren't for the buzzing of the closet in my head, and I couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south for a while, I really wanted to cut off Zhang Man's tongue right now!
There is no doubt that these words are showing the way to the mother-in-law, and the mother-in-law looked back at Zhang Man, and from Zhang Man's line of sight, she accurately judged Brother Liu's position and grabbed Brother Liu.
I took a breath, rolled over and bounced off the ground, and at the last moment, kicked Brother Zhang away.
Brother Zhang rolled with a grunt, and the position of the pig's urine bubble exceeded two meters, and the mother-in-law's eyes instantly became ecstatic, and the stand-in method was ineffective - she saw Brother Liu!
Brother Liu couldn't control it anymore, he couldn't stand up under his feet, Cheng Xinghe scolded and rushed over, his body staggered - he also hit his head just now, no lighter than me - grabbed Brother Liu and hid behind the sofa.
I immediately shouted: "Cheng Xinghe, run!" ”
Cheng Xinghe's voice sounded not to be outdone: "Don't look down on me, I haven't had any occasion -, I really haven't seen this occasion!" ”
The mother-in-law's big claws grabbed at the sofa, and the sofa leather was scratched with a sound, and the wocculent inside flew all over the sky.
My heart suddenly rose to my throat, and this is ...... The evil god who wants to transform into a shape......
Then the sofa was overturned by her, but there was no figure behind the sofa - Cheng Xinghe reacted very quickly and had already taken Brother Liu to hide.
I breathed a sigh of relief instantly, but my mother-in-law suddenly turned around and saw Zhang Man standing in place, and her big mouth suddenly bent up - that big mouth was cracked all the way to the root of the ear, and inside was a cold and shining tooth!
Where has Zhang Man seen this kind of thing, he was already stunned, and his mother-in-law grabbed Zhang Man and bit Zhang Man's head!
Only then did Zhang Man react. yelled at me: "Li Beidou, you have no conscience, save me!" ”
I really want my mother-in-law to eat this girl, but this really can't be done - after eating Zhang Man, she will be able to transform immediately!
So I immediately said loudly, "I have something to give you before you eat her!" ”
Mother-in-law's mouth was already shrouded in Zhang Man's head, but she listened to my words and slowly looked at me.
I immediately raised my hand: "This! ”
Cheng Xinghe's voice came down from the staircase of the duplex: "What's that?" ”
Brother Liu whispered, "It seems to be ...... It's my son's little ball! ”
"Balls?"
This is no ordinary ball – this is the tongue of the god Mother-in-law.
The evil god and the idol are one, and if there is any damage to the idol, then the evil god is mutilated even if he transforms.
It's not easy to transform into a shape, and the mother-in-law god definitely doesn't want to be a disability!
I wondered before, why did my mother-in-law suddenly refuse to speak when she was about to eat Brother Liu's son, this is not an ordinary pass for her, it is a transformation, according to her ability, isn't it more hopeful to persuade Brother Liu with a clever tongue?
Besides, it's just one person, isn't it easier to let Brother Liu find someone else than to ask him to hand over his son, so why bother to force Brother Liu to a dead end?
Brother Liu's child is so bearish, I guess that maybe this little overlord has offended his mother-in-law, or maybe he has something in his mother-in-law that God wants.
When I look at this statue today, I proved that I was not wrong - the mouth of the mother-in-law god covered by the sleeve is a hollow black hole, and there are a few traces of scratches on the side of the mouth, as if something has been pulled out.
This is obvious - for the bear child, the more you don't let him do anything, the more he wants to do something, it must be the bear child who took advantage of the adult's inattention, opened the closet, and saw the statue of the mother-in-law.
According to his destructive power, there is a ghost without moving his hands, and his mother-in-law has a strong body, presumably that tongue is a moving bead, which can move when put in his mouth, which was picked out by the bear child.
Without a tongue, of course, the mother-in-law could no longer speak, and out of anger, she naturally wanted to eat the bear child.
Of course, Brother Liu couldn't bear to hand over the child, so the mother-in-law took the child's soul away and wanted to ask about the whereabouts of the tongue.
But she can't speak now, why should she ask the bear child? It is also possible that the bear child himself forgot where the ball was, so the mother-in-law god never found the tongue.
Sure enough, my mother-in-law stared at me, raised her head, and stretched out a paw at me.
I clenched the ball: "Mother-in-law, don't you like to exchange things with people?" In that case, I can't give you this ball for nothing. ”
The mother-in-law shook her hand and threw Zhang Man away.
Zhang Man's waist hit the TV cabinet, screaming and unable to get up, and the mother-in-law stretched out her claws to me again.
I shook my head: "I don't want to change that woman, I want to change the woman of the Liu family and the child." ”
The big claws of the mother-in-law god clenched in an instant, obviously a little unhappy.
I then followed the temptation: "You think, now is the last pass of your transformation, people can eat at any time, but there is only one tongue, do you want to be a dumb person after so many years?" ”
The mother-in-law froze in place and thought for a long time, and then stretched out a hand.
I saw it too, and the hand was holding two black lines.
Then, the black line was broken, and there was movement in the room, first the voice of a child: "Mother......"
Then came Sister Liu's voice: "Hey! ”
Brother Liu suddenly became excited: "Xiaorui, wife!" ”
At this moment, a dark shadow rushed towards me, and a big mouth bit down on my hand.
I was prepared, and as soon as I turned my wrist, I threw the bead out: "Cheng Xinghe continues!" ”
"Caught it!"
Mother-in-law suddenly roared, threw me down, and pounced on Cheng Xinghe, I said loudly: "Return to return!" ”
The bead fell into my hand again, and my mother-in-law couldn't care about it, as if she was really anxious, and opened her mouth to swallow me whole with the beads.
All I want is her anxious eyes.
The moment she opened her mouth, I shoved the pig urine bubble into it.
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