"Do you really know very well about these rewards and punishments for being a city god?" I looked back at the black mole soap li, and then said: "As for whether the Ming media is marrying, adults can check, the place of origin of the lower official must already have the documents for the secret marriage, and the elders of the lower official, when presiding over the wedding, personally burned the lower official to the ground, the evil is called Lu Wujing, and the lower official is called Li Qianshu, one word, it will not be wrong." ”

There is no need for the master of the underworld to speak, and an entourage has already presented a booklet to the master of the underworld, which is faster than the idea, which is really breathtaking.

The black mole soap didn't believe it anymore, and a pair of eyes stared straight at the place where the master of the underworld was sitting.

I saw that after the master of the underworld read it, he said: "It's true." ”

"In front of the living, you marry the dead? This...... What is this? ”

"The living people are really getting more and more unbelievable. Can't this living woman be found, and she will marry the dead? Yin and yang are not compatible! ”

Not only are you incredible, but I was also confused at the beginning.

But...... I don't regret it, and, no matter how many women there are in the living, turnips, there is only one.

"That's not right!" The black mole soap hurriedly said: "Even if there was a marriage contract before, what about it? There are so many city gods, after becoming a city god, who hasn't seen their wives and children forever? They can all enter reincarnation, but once they become a city god, no matter what fate, they must be given up immediately, this is also our rule of being a city god! ”

I know that my dad is just black and impermanent, and he can't face me with a straight face, let alone Chenghuang.

"That's right!" Many Chenghuang echoed: "Since we took office, we have also said goodbye to our families, if we can continue to entangle with our wives like you, then wouldn't we be able to finish the Chenghuang every day, and still go home like living officials?" ”

"Yes, even if you are married, it is a bad rule."

"Don't tell me anything about saying goodbye." I Shi Shiran replied: "You are you, I am me, until now, I am still a living person, why should I say goodbye to my wife?" ”

They remembered it for a moment, and their eyes widened and they stopped squeaking.

When it comes to exploiting loopholes, I'm as good as a mouse.

"Yes, after you die, you will not take advantage of your position to reunite with your family, this rule is really good, so as not to take advantage of some favoritism and fraud," I continued: "But I live well, but I became an official, and my wife is still the same identity as before, do I have to be like Chen Shimei, because of the disparity in status, I directly abandoned her?" Etiquette is nothing more than human affection, this Chen Shimei, even if the thunder strikes me on my head, I am not right! ”

I took a breath and continued: "I also think that even if the underworld is strict in etiquette, it will not break up a good couple like this, and it is better to demolish ten temples than to break up a marriage, the story of Fahai has been passed down for thousands of years, but everyone shouts and beats, and the underworld, which is the most common and sensible place, has to be the same as Fahai, because of just one identity, beating mandarin ducks? I don't believe it. ”

Yes, if you still shout and kill me at this time, wouldn't that be admitting that you beat the mandarin ducks and being as ruthless as Fahai? Who has the courage to throw this pot at the master of the underworld?

Therefore, everyone stopped squeaking, and if they squeaked again, they would offend people who should not be offended.

"Etiquette is nothing more than human affection...... "The master of the underworld actually laughed: "Very interesting, by the way, you have a death calamity." ”

it? As soon as I heard this, a layer of goosebumps suddenly erected in my heart, and at this time, I mentioned the death calamity, could I say...... The so-called death catastrophe has something to do with turnips?

"Since there is still a death calamity, let's sit back and wait for the aftermath." The voice of the master of the underworld was really pleasant: "Shilipu Chenghuang, you can handle this matter remembered by the dead man yourself-now, have you thought about that wish?" ”

"If you don't ask the lower official about his guilt this time, then the lower official will not ask for anything." I said, "Thank you, sir, for your mercy." ”

"This time, whether it's merciful or not, you'll know later." The master of the underworld said in a tone as if watching a play: "What is waiting for you may be even more unexpected for you." ”

I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart, I didn't expect it - there are too many things I didn't expect in my life.

It seems that everywhere is a heavenly opportunity.

Why am I with so many heavenly machines? I know that I am the Seven Killing Stars, but the people under the Seven Killing Stars are all like this?

That's not necessarily, Grandpa Lei and Earth Immortals may not know everyone under the Seven Killing Stars.

It's another calamity of life and another calamity of death......

"Since that......'s the case," I thought about it, and still said: "It is said that before the lower official, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, if you can give the lower official this wish, the lower official thinks, know who he is before." ”

"You still asked this question," the master of the underworld seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and said: "Probably, you went to Phoenix Mountain and won this god competition, which is also destined in the underworld, and I am not good to go against the sky." ”

My spirit was shocked, what did the master of the underworld mean by agreeing to tell me about this so-called "life and death calamity" and "heavenly machine"?

"Give ten miles of shop city god clear spring water." The master of Hades opened his mouth.

As soon as they heard the "clear spring water", the surrounding city gods all showed envious eyes: "This is clear spring water, after drinking it, you will have insight into the past and present lives!" ”

"Yes, it will also be clear-minded, clear the turbidity, and be able to see the civil affairs clearly, which is really a good thing for us to be city gods."

The attendant agreed, and walked over to me, holding a red lacquered wooden box in both hands, and inside was a jade bottle wrapped in brocade, the jade of the jade bottle was so translucent that it could be seen that it was filled with a clear liquid.

I quickly held the box in both hands and thanked the master of the underworld.

Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang looked at the box, and his two eyes glared at the boss: "Shilipu Chenghuang, you are really ...... What a lucky star! How can you turn evil into good fortune and get such a good reward? ”

The lucky star of the wool, the main blood light of the Seven Killing Stars, the main battle, is clearly and clearly, a fierce star.

And Qilitai Chenghuang slowed down, suddenly remembered what happened just now, immediately came to his senses, and said loudly: "The matter of Shilipu Chenghuang has been solved, so what do you say about this black mole soap subordination to frame the Lord, mess with people's hearing and hearing, and spread rumors?" ”

Where did the black mole soap know that he was a stone and a dog and bit his hand, he had already panicked, and his eyes were full of fear: "Small...... The little ones are just a momentary confusion...... Little didn't expect ......."

Did you not expect that Turnip was originally my daughter-in-law, or did you not expect that the clear human and physical evidence could pull me off the horse from this position, but the master of the underworld still let me go?

There are so many things you didn't expect!

"Your Excellency...... The adult spared the little one this time...... "The black mole soap was trembling all over, knelt in front of the seat of the master of the underworld, and said in a trembling voice: "The little one...... Eternal life and eternity, and I don't want to go through the thunder again......"

The dark and heavy Danfeng eyes of the Jiulipo City God swept here, but he couldn't bear to look at it, and turned it around again.

The master of the underworld groaned for a while, but said to me: "Shili Puzi Chenghuang, this black mole soap is originally your subordinate, the Qing official is a family matter, this is the matter of your own City God Temple, solve it yourself." ”

As soon as the black mole soap heard this, he threw himself on the ground in a daze, as if he was so frightened that he couldn't stand up.

I hurriedly thanked the master of the underworld: "Thank you, for your kindness! ”

The black mole soap raised his eyes and looked at me, as if he had been thinking about it for a long time, and then said tentatively: "My lord, since you took office, the little one has been conscientious and conscientious, no matter how big or small, and I beg you, for the sake of our past feelings, the adults don't remember the villain, let it ...... Let go of the little one......"

You can tell it, now you know that let me let you go, why didn't you remember to let Lao Tzu go when you ate inside and outside to pit me earlier?

"What should I call you now?" I looked at the black mole soap and said, "Should I call you Zhongqi or ...... The former ten-mile shop city god? ”