Jiulipo Chenghuang looked at him in surprise.

The black mole soap opened his mouth and hesitated for a long time before he said two words: "Brother......"

Jiulipo Chenghuang was stunned at first, but immediately turned his face away.

Actually, I really want to see what kind of expression that unfazed face will look like now.

However, it's none of my business anymore.

"Ten Mile Shop City God?" At this time, Qilitai Chenghuang pulled me past and whispered, "What are you going to do with it?" ”

"Dispose of it according to the rules." I said, "How should I punish a soap traitor?" ”

"This ......" Qilitai Chenghuang hesitated for a moment and said: "Then, naturally, the statue will be broken, the soul will be divided, and it will never be reborn." ”

"That's right," Liuzhangyuan Chenghuang also said, "This is not a small crime, it is difficult to legislate without capital punishment." Speaking of which, how do you want to deal with this matter, Chenghuang of Shilipu? ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Then let's start with the statue." ”

My voice is neither loud nor small, enough for Jiulipo Chenghuang and Black Mole Soap to hear clearly, Black Mole Soap Li trembled slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "In the end, I did something wrong, I admit this." ”

"Just admit it." I said, "You're going to make me one last soap." ”

This year's Race God Club has ended, it's time to go back, and when you go back, you have to have a soap and lead the honor guard.

Black Mole Soap nodded.

And the Jiulipo Chenghuang stared at me and wanted to speak, but I turned my face sideways, as if I didn't see it.

He was thinking of interceding, but his friendship with me had come to this point, he was so arrogant, how could he intercede?

Besides, he owes me so much, his character of liking to be clear with others, let him beg someone, where can he stand it.

The black mole soap turned around, and as before, walked to the front respectfully, and brought my honor guard.

This guard of honor is like an outstanding luxury car, as soon as it appeared, it attracted the Chenghuang who didn't leave to straighten his eyes: "Have you ever seen this kind of honor guard?" ”

"No, I've been a city god for so many years, and I haven't seen it."

"Don't talk about you...... Qixinzhuang Chenghuang muttered, "I haven't even seen the old man." ”

"Without this kind of guard of honor, how can you match this cloak and ruyi?" Sanlitun Chenghuang said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Ruyi ......" A few people who had talked about me before found out that my hands were empty, and I couldn't help but eat them: "What about the Ruyi of the City God of Shili Shop?" ”

I also wanted to get it back, but unfortunately, I couldn't find it again.

Just when I stayed in a memorial in Phoenix Mountain, maybe, if I have the opportunity, I will come here to see Brother Monkey.

After saying goodbye to a few city gods, I sat on the honor guard, but just as I was about to go up, all of a sudden the attendants around me saluted behind me.

I was stunned, which big man is coming?

When I turned my head, it turned out to be the unicorn beast that helped me and Jiulipo Chenghuang to detect lies last time, symbolizing wisdom and auspiciousness, and being upright.

Hey, old acquaintance, it's time to go and say hello.

But before I could speak, the pig smiled and opened his mouth first: "Congratulations." ”

It's known for being smart, and of course knows that I've already won at the God of Race.

I was quite generous and arched my hand: "Thank you, thank you." ”

Last time it said to me, "What you think is true".

Isn't it just to say, I always thought that the evil was a turnip, but I couldn't be sure, and finally I knew that she was really a turnip.

Very smart.

"You know, you have this life and death calamity," the pig suddenly said, "You have thought clearly, how to deal with it?" ”

I still remember, didn't the master of the underworld also tell me about this before? Turnip, is it associated with the so-called "death catastrophe"?

And the so-called "life and calamity", have I experienced it again?

There are so many fatal dangers encountered, and I can't figure out which one is the real catastrophe.

Moreover, I want to know even more, what did I do in the past, and be so unlucky in this life?

Gripping the spring water in his hand, he thought to himself, I will probably know it soon.

"Death calamity, I guess I can't meet it until I'm dead, right?" I pressed the pig and smiled: "Since I am still alive, it is better to worry about it when I die." ”

"Reasonable." The piggon tilted his horned head sideways, grinned slightly, and seemed to smile: "You are the same as before, a smart person." ”

As he spoke, the cunning eyes of the pig looked at the clear spring water in my hand: "It's up to you, whether you drink it or not." ”

I nodded: "I've been thinking about things for so long, of course I have to figure it out." ”

"I hope you don't regret it." The pig said lightly: "Heavenly Dao, in the end, reincarnation." ”

I said yes.

"It's time to go back." The pig looked at my guard of honor and nodded, "It's beautiful." ”

I thanked the pig, got on the guard of honor, and waved goodbye.

"Mighty! Quiet! The familiar voice of the black mole soap rang out, and at first glance it sounded like usual, but when I heard it again, there was something different from the usual—oh, yes, with a little sadness.

The honor guard staggered, and the honor guards of other city gods also came out one after another.

Next year, I don't know, what it will be like.

But well...... Who knows if I will be a city god next year?

This guard of honor shook slightly, which made me want to sleep, as if I had unloaded a thousand pounds of heavy burden, and finally relaxed, which was a particularly down-to-earth tiredness.

I closed my eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

For the first time in a long time, I've been able to sleep so soundly.

"Let me tell you, you must come to our city god temple to ask for a talisman, our city god master, dare not say that it is famous at home and abroad, at least it is famous in our county?" Tang Benchu's voice sounded faintly in his ears: "Ask for one, be healthy, ask for two, keep your family safe, ask for three, give birth to a noble son early, ask for four ......"

"I hate it, people just fell in love, who gave birth to a precious son!"

I opened my eyes and sure enough, I was back at the City God Temple.

When I sat up, a ray of sunlight shone right on my quilt, and the quilt smelled of sunshine.

Thinking of the clear spring water brought back from the underworld, I quickly looked around, only to see that the box was also refracting the sun's rays.

swallowed his saliva, and was just about to get the box back, when suddenly a cold voice sounded at the door: "I was just about to ask a car to pull you to be cremated, why did you still cheat the corpse?" ”

"You are an unfilial son, your father just woke up, and you want to carry the flag, so you can't wait to kowtow to Lao Tzu?" This is really angry, Lao Tzu doesn't let people die, and he has to let you die of anger.

Lu Hengchuan was still the same as usual, his long figure leaned obliquely against the door frame, his thin lips slanted, revealing a mocking smile: "You idiot, do you still know to come back?" ”

"If Lao Tzu doesn't come back, who will you give filial piety to?" I looked at him, and suddenly realized: "If you don't see each other for a day, I've been running for so long, you must be missing me, if you love me, you can say it loudly, it's secretive, not like a man's style." ”

Lu Hengchuan rolled the eyes of the dead fish, and just wanted to scold me, when he suddenly heard a sound of "dang" in the temple, as if something had fallen.

Then there was a female pilgrim screaming: "Oh mom, what's going on, it scares me to death!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I quickly got out of bed and ran to the temple, and when I saw clearly what had fallen, I was stunned.

It turned out that it was the statue of the black mole soap, which fell to the ground, facing the loess with its back to the sky, and split from the middle of the waist into two halves.

"This, shouldn't you, what do you say?" Some female pilgrims are very superstitious and lose their faces.

"What's going on? I don't know......" Tang Benchu was also startled, and when he turned around and saw me coming out, it seemed like a savior: "Master, you can be regarded as waking up, look at it...... It's good, it's going to give ......."

How is it good, I squatted down to look at the cracks in the statue, it was not good at all.

I pulled the remnant and said to Lu Hengchuan: "Good son, you follow your father." ”

"Wild boar, where are you going to dig the roots?" Lu Hengchuan asked.

"Upper Jiulipo City God Temple." I picked up the afterimage: "Send this, send it over." ”

Lu Hengchuan raised his eyebrows, thinking that I was going to provoke and declare war again, but at this time, Wang Deguang came, and when he saw that I was awake, he hurriedly said: "Boss, you woke up just right, someone is looking for you at the door!" ”