Chapter 523: Slut to Cheap What a misunderstanding
Seeing Ziyang turning into a dark blue shadow, like a gust of wind, flying left and right in the room, the speed of looking for it was so fast that it couldn't be done, and the handsome people couldn't help but have a cold war, feeling that Ziyang's situation at this moment was exactly the same as that of a ghost, which was very panicked. In addition, the entire house was occupied by Ziyang's figure, and he had no place to look for it, so he shrugged his shoulders and walked into the back room.
Seeing this, Ziyang flickered, and immediately turned into a cloud of blue smoke and rushed into the inner room behind the handsome man.
No one has searched the house there, and it is likely that there are treasures, so Ziyang naturally can't let the cheap and handsome take advantage of it alone.
It's just that Ziyang rushed into the house, but strangely found that the handsome man did not go to the side to look for treasures, but stood in front of a bed trembling, as if crying, and seemed to be very excited.
"What's wrong with you? What did you find? ”
Seeing this, Ziyang thought that the cheap and handsome had found some super baby, and immediately rushed over with a flash, flashed to the side of the cheap and handsome, and looked towards the bed.
It's just that Ziyang looked at the bed, but he couldn't help but be stunned, his gaze directly froze, and he fell into a state of confusion.
In addition to the bed, there are a few women's underwear on this bed, what treasures are there? Not even a little noteworthy.
"I'm ...... to find this kind of thing here Is...... Sister of the system god, have you finally figured it out? ”
Just when Ziyang was dazed, the people on the side suddenly looked up at the sky, and shouted with excitement and grief.
"How do you ......"
Ziyang's gaze shifted from the underwear on the bed to the handsome person, and suddenly a thing in the hand of the handsome person attracted his attention, and he couldn't talk anymore.
Is the brightly colored and pink thing in the hands of the handsome man a belly pocket...... Is it?
That's right, it's a belly pocket!
Ziyang wiped his eyes, which were not problematic at all, and found that he was not mistaken. It was indeed a woman's belly pocket.
"I ...... You ......"
Ziyang rolled his eyes, he was really completely moved by being so handsome. This person is so handsome that he holds his belly pocket, as if he is holding a rare treasure, and his face is so cherished and excited, it is really a shame for the face of human beings, and it is too embarrassing for the face of high-level intelligent beings.
Ziyang covered his face with his hands and turned his head. I can't bear to watch it anymore.
"Wow, what do you see I've found?"
Not long after Ziyang turned around, the cheap and handsome suddenly exclaimed and said very excitedly.
Ziyang trembled all over, ignored the cheap and handsome, and walked towards the foreign object by himself.
The room here is very obvious, except for a bed which is a futon, there is nothing left. There is no place to hide treasures, and Ziyang is too lazy to continue looking for them. In order to leave the best of the cheap and handsome people as soon as possible. Ziyang prepared to leave quickly.
It's just that just when Ziyang was about to leave, the cheap and handsome suddenly sped up and rushed behind Ziyang, grabbed Ziyang, and said to Ziyang in an excited voice:
"Brother Ziyang, look, what treasure have I found?"
"Forget it, your magical treasure should be kept for yourself and shared, I'm flashing!"
Ziyang waved his hand and continued to walk out.
"Brother Ziyang, look. Look! ”
The handsome man chased after Ziyang, and handed the things to Ziyang. Let Ziyang see.
When the thing came to him, Ziyang's nose suddenly came into contact with a strong smell of rouge. Ziyang is also more sure to understand, and definitely knows what the treasure in the hands of the handsome person is.
"Keep it for yourself!"
Ziyang almost burst into tears, he was really defeated by the best around him.
"Alas! I see that you have not gained anything in this house, and I was going to give this jade pendant to you as a comfort. But if you don't want it, forget it! ”
Seeing that Ziyang was dead or alive, he refused to look at the things in his hand. The handsome man could only say in a very disappointed tone, and at the same time withdrew his hand.
"What did you say?"
Listening to the words of the handsome people, Ziyang turned his head and found that the thing that the handsome people held in his hand was not a white jade pendant. And not the imaginary women's underwear.
"Where did you get this?"
Ziyang was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and asked very puzzled.
The situation in this room is obvious, except for the few women's underwear on the bed, which are a little brighter, there is nothing special at all. Although Ziyang swept it in a hurry just now, he was still sure that he definitely didn't see any treasures, let alone this jade pendant.
The handsome man shrugged his shoulders, and said with a breathless face:
"I found it in the pile of underwear when I was collecting those underwear. Tsk, this jade pendant is wrapped in those underwear, if I hadn't sorted it out one by one, I really wouldn't have found it. If someone else comes in, this treasure will definitely be missed. ”
After speaking, the handsome man shook the jade pendant in his hand at Ziyang, and asked:
"Brother Deep Shadow, do you want this treasure, it's too late if you want it now. To tell you an important point, this is a piece of jewelry with very good properties. And it's something worn by women, and it's definitely an artifact for picking up girls. ”
"Don't, keep it for yourself!"
Ziyang listened to the words of the handsome man, immediately shook his head quickly, and left directly.
"Alas. You are really Lei Feng, you can definitely be rated as a good student in the cultivation world. There are so few such good people now, and they are even more extinct in the Demon Dao. ”
The person was so handsome that he followed Ziyang out of this house and continued to hunt for treasures.
Since the two of them found an eighth-order flying sword with high-quality attributes in that room just now, and two good treasures with excellent attributes, it was also confirmed that the people were cheap and handsome just now, and it was very likely that all the high-rise people lived here. So after the two of them left the room just now, they continued to search in the nearby room. And the situation is really good, and everyone has found a lot of good treasures here. However, what made Ziyang and the others a little depressed was that the owners of the houses near here turned out to be women, and the house was full of underwear. Every time he entered the house to hunt for treasure, Ziyang would be tortured by someone who was cheap and handsome.
As for the lowly and handsome weishenme, it will be depressed, because the owner here is a woman, and many of the treasures found are limited to female players. The two of them couldn't use it.
"Huh? Why is the door in this room? ”
Then the two of them came to a room again, but when they opened the door, they found that the room had been plugged in from the inside. This has never happened before. The doors of the houses were hidden.
"Just smash it open!"
Ziyang waved his arm when he heard this. It is to prepare for a violent breakdown.
Seeing this, the handsome man immediately stopped Ziyang and said:
"Since the house was plugged in from the inside, it was clear that there were people inside. Didn't you slam the door and be discovered by the people inside? We should go in quietly, and if someone can sneak up and win, we should knock them down. So ......"
"Understood!"
Ziyang nodded, and waited for the cheap and handsome body to merge into the leaf magic weapon and hang it on his body. This is the body of a vertical, incarnate void state flew directly from the door panel.
The two of them entered the house without making a sound, still cautiously, walking inside without making a sound, preparing to solve the people in the house first and then hunt for treasures. As the two of them were advancing, they faintly heard the sound of splashing water.
Listening to this voice, although the two of them were a little puzzled, they didn't think much about it, and they didn't make a single voice that was still dedicated, and they came all the way to the back room. And carefully push the door open.
"Hiss......"
The moment the door opened. Ziyang and the others were stunned on the spot, shocked by the situation in the house. There was only the sound of inhaling in his mouth, and he even forgot to breathe. At the same time, the sound of rushing water also came from the house, and it sounded clearly in the ears of the two.
What kind of situation would shock the two of them to such a situation, but it turned out to be a beautiful woman bathing in the house.
Looking at the two of them, there was a large wooden barrel in the room, and a beautiful woman sat inside, facing away from the door. Pour water from the barrel and concentrate on bathing. And under the gaze of the two. It is a clear white back.
"Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, you dead bird is back!"
Just when the two of them were swallowing their saliva and were stunned, the bathing beauty suddenly spoke, as if calling a person's name. couldn't help but startle the two at the door.
However, although the beauty spoke, she had no intention of turning back. To continue:
"Xiao Wu, you dead bird is talking, I know you're back."
When the two of them heard this, their hearts flashed, and they made up their brains, guessing that the beauty might be talking about a bird, not a person. The bird could be her pet.
"Xiao Wu. Bring the laundry! ”
Just when the two of them were guessing in their minds, the bathing beauty had already spoken again.
After listening to the beauty's words, the two looked away, and suddenly saw a few underwear on the bed not far away.
Seeing this, Ziyang hadn't reacted yet, and the handsome man was already a whim, so he rushed to the side of the bed, picked up the underwear and quietly jumped back to the barrel, and handed the underwear in his hand to the woman's outstretched hand.
The beautiful woman felt the clothes in her hands grab at them, and at the same time turned her head to look at the clothes. But the moment she turned her head, the beauty was stunned, because she didn't see the bird pet that should exist in her imagination, and an old man who was close at hand, staring at her chest with his eyes hooked and colorful.
"Ahh
was just stunned for a moment, and the beauty let out a high-decibel scream, which shook Ziyang and the two of them to stand on end, and instinctively covered their ears. The people who were close at hand felt their eardrums buzzing, and they looked like they were about to burst. As for Ziyang, he obviously felt that the whole house trembled.
"Who are you two?"
After the beauty finished screaming, this was the reaction, snatched the underwear in the handsome hand and blocked it on her chest, and asked with a blushing face.
"I ......"
The cheap and handsome people were just about to speak, and the beautiful woman who reacted wrong was already a wave of her jade hand, and a strong force came from the air, and the two of Ziyang were already flying up, all the way from the inside of the house, to the outside of the house.
"I'm rubbing, this girl is so strong. Xiu Wei is definitely not weak, let's leave while she doesn't come out! ”
Ziyang rubbed his chest, frowned slightly, and bounced up from the ground, just beckoning the handsome to leave.
They are here to search for treasures, not to kill people and sell goods. Although it is okay to act as a bandit who kills people and exfiltrates goods occasionally, it is also necessary to divide the target. Knowing that the target is strong, he still kills people and sells goods. Isn't this looking for death?
"We ......"
Ziyang decided to leave, but he was so handsome that he was reluctant to bathe the beauty in the house. Thinking of the beautiful scenery I just saw, the handsome person was a burst of heat, and he couldn't help but repeat the process just now, and he was really reluctant to leave.
Just when the cheap and handsome man hesitated to speak, ready to beckon Ziyang to stay. A whirlwind flashed in front of him, and the beautiful woman who was bathing in the house just now had already flown out of the house and appeared in front of the two, looking at the two with an angry and murderous face, holding a flying sword.
Obviously, this beauty is here for revenge.
Of course, the beauty at this time was no longer naked, and she was wearing a light green robe. However, it may be too rushed, afraid that the two of them will run away. I was in a hurry to come out for revenge, so I was dressed very lightly, and my hair didn't have time to wipe it, and it was still wet Xiangxia. As for the feet, he didn't even wear shoes, and a pair of bare feet were also standing wet on the bluestone ground. From the crystal liquid flowing down the feet.
After standing for a while, the bluestone ground was already filled with a layer of water. It can be seen that this beauty really hasn't been wiped, and her whole body is still wet.
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of me who was very cool and damp. The handsome man licked his lips, and suddenly said:
"Brother. I said she didn't wear anything inside, it was a complete vacuum. Do you believe it or not? Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”
"Isn't that nonsense?"
Ziyang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and he didn't comment on the speculation that he was cheap and handsome.
The beauty in front of her was wet, and the already compact robe was already tightly attached to her body, revealing the beauty's bumpy figure. There are even two small dots on the chest. Isn't it obvious that the vacuum inside is not worn?
Ziyang saw that the beautiful woman in front of her was holding a sword in her hand, her face was full of murderous energy, obviously she was not ready to be good, and hurriedly said good words:
"Don't get me wrong, girl, we're here to make soy sauce. I just happened to be passing by here. Didn't see anything just now? ”
"Soy sauce?"
The beauty was stunned when she heard this, obviously she hadn't heard of this term, but immediately her face changed, and she said with a frosty look of anger:
"You disciple still dare to talk flatteringly. Even if you are passing by, you can't pass by to my house. Don't talk nonsense, give me my life! ”
After the beauty finished speaking, she was ready to raise her sword and rush up to cut the two.
"Rub, what's going on? Is it still a melee maniac? When did this character appear in the NPC? ”
Seeing the beautiful woman rushing over, Ziyang's eyes suddenly widened, and he said a little inexplicably.
Just when he was surprised, the person on the side suddenly said very lewdly:
"Beauty, you don't wear it inside, be careful to walk down there!"
Listening to the words of the handsome person, the beautiful woman who was running towards the two of them suddenly choked and almost fell directly.
"You two sluts are going to die for me!"
The beauty shouted angrily, suddenly stopped, and instead of rushing towards the two, she raised her hand to pinch the trick, put the flying sword in her hand, and slashed straight at the two.
"I know how to use a flying sword!"
Seeing this, the handsome man exclaimed, and hurriedly retreated with Ziyang to avoid the edge for the time being. At the same time, release the flying sword and the phoenix tablet to resist.
Just now, when he saw the beautiful woman rushing towards him with a sword, he thought that the other party would not know how to resist the sword.
"Buzz!"
Just when the two of them had just blocked the beauty's flying sword and had not yet fought further with the beauty, a loud bang suddenly sounded in the surrounding sky, and the entire mountain range where Zhengyi was located shook violently. Then I saw a dark cyan pillar of light rising into the sky in the direction of the main hall, flying out from the ground. Then the earth and rocks flew over, and everyone saw a big tripod with a dark blue color flying out of the ground, levitating into the air and slowly spinning.
Affected by the way this hall appeared in a huge way, whether it was the demons who were attacking the protective formation of the main hall, or the three Ziyang who were fighting, they were all attracted by it, and turned their heads to look in the direction of Dading.
"It's ...... Is this a Zhengyi Cangding? This is the magic weapon of Zhenshan sent by me? ”
Looking at the cyan hall, the beautiful woman suddenly exclaimed, attracting the eyes of the two people looking at the hall.
The beauty seemed to have forgotten the existence of the two, and looked at the cyan big dinglu that was suspended in the air and slowly rotated, and said obsessively:
"According to legend, there are three major town treasures in our faction, and one of them was sealed in the belly of the mountain by the ancestor and not passed on. Only when the sect encounters a life-and-death situation and is about to be destroyed will it naturally appear to help the sect get out of trouble. Later, the predecessors of this sect searched in the belly of the mountain many times, but they did not find the existence of the magic weapon at all. I thought it was just a rumor, and there was no existence of this magic weapon at all. I didn't expect that the legend to be true, and this is also true. ”
"Zhengyi Cangmingding, Zhengyi Zhenfang magic weapon!"
Listening to the beauties' muttering, Ziyang and the two glanced at each other, and they both flew in the direction of the main hall.
This is known as one of the three major town sect magic weapons, and it must be a super magic weapon, maybe it is a super-level thing. This can be seen from the way the opponent made his appearance just now. Such a treasure, it would be false to say that the two were not impressed.
The two envoys glanced at each other, but they put aside the beauty in front of them, and both flew to the main hall to try to seize the treasure.
As for the vacuum of beauties, waiting for the other party to go away and eat tofu, I don't want to be cheap and handsome. Compared with magic weapons, the allure of beauties is still far inferior.
"Slut, don't go!"
Hearing the sound of the two swords flying away, the beauty came to her senses, remembered the two, and shouted angrily, and flew in the direction of the hall after the two. (To be continued......)