So I stopped in front of him: "Yes." ”

The son-in-law's expression changed, he peeked at his watch, and said impatiently: "What the hell is going on, hurry up." ”

I replied, "Then I'll get straight to the point - how did you get this little ghost on you?" ”

As soon as the son-in-law heard this, his eyes immediately stared like a dead fish: "You, what do you mean, what do you mean by a little ghost, I don't understand." ”

With his demeanor, his eyes diverged, his palms were sweaty, and he was clearly lying, and he didn't understand it.

Cheng Xinghe couldn't help it: "If you don't rely on the little ghost, you can be someone's son-in-law?" Brother, please buy a mirror, it's really okay to pee and take a picture. ”

The son-in-law was anxious when he heard the word "door-to-door": "I'm not fucking ...... door-to-door"

I replied, "If you're not in a hurry, just take your time." ”

As I spoke, I glanced at my watch.

My son-in-law looked at my watch, and suddenly became anxious, and he was about to snatch the door from me, but his strength was as great as mine, and he couldn't struggle no matter how hard he struggled, and his appearance became more and more panicked: "You...... You spread out! I'll fuck you out! ”

Time waits for no one, he struggles unsuccessfully, as if he is really panicking, so he begged and let me let him go, and I will let him seize the last chance, finish as soon as possible, and then go out and do what he wants to do.

Those who raise that kind of thing will generally worship it at a fixed time, and if it is not enshrined at a fixed time, it is equivalent to breaking the rules and must be unlucky.

The few people who went crazy or committed suicide after getting lucky in the past are probably breaking the rules.

Since he has been with unclean things for so long, he naturally knows this rule, and he really has no choice, so he reluctantly said while looking at his watch: "I ...... I didn't know at first, it's so spiritual! It's only been five minutes, brother, I can't call you brother! ”

I was also interested: "Five minutes, don't you just hurry up?" I heard that it was quite expensive, how did you get it? ”

The son-in-law hesitated for a long time before he said, "Yes...... I picked it up. ”

Picked up? I glanced at Cheng Xinghe, which was a bit strange.

I asked again, what to pick up, it turned out to be stolen.

The son-in-law used to do errands and takeaways, but he was a leather fence, and he didn't use his brains to do what he should do well, but habitually found a side door - after doing this business, he knew that it was actually easy to steal couriers and meals in this industry.

The rabbit doesn't eat the grass next to the nest, but he's good enough to pick up his own people - while the other riders are going upstairs, he steals the contents of the rider's cart, and he has never been caught.

Relying on this side business, he can also mix some food and clothing, and he doesn't care about deducting attendance or anything, he is still whimsical all day long, thinking about not bullying the poor young man, and one day there is a white rich beauty who sticks to him, doesn't he have everything.

It's a pity that he has never met the blind Bai Fumei.

That day, he found a mark in a little brother's car - that mark was a high-insured item, and he immediately itched in his heart, and immediately stole the thing.

On the way home, he was quite happy, wondering if it was a Rolex or jewelry—he hadn't seen anything that high in price.

As a result, when he got home, he was stupid - it turned out to be a broken wood villain.

The carver is also very rough, if you want to say that it is an antique, it is not like, eighty percent is some kind of commemorative item, afraid of losing it to protect the price, which made him angry enough, and threw it directly into the trash.

Unexpectedly, that night he felt that someone was shaking him, faintly, as if someone was speaking: "I'm hungry...... I'm hungry ......."

He was frightened enough that he lived in a dilapidated place, and he was the only resident, and then he heard the other man whisper, "Give me something to eat, don't you want money and women?" I give. ”

I am afraid that others will not believe it.

But the son-in-law is used to going sideways, and when he hears this meaning, it seems to be profitable, and he can't take care of it when he is afraid, so he boldly asks, what do you eat?

Then he said, "I will not break a day from eating thy flesh, neither too late."

This frightened the son-in-law and opened his eyes.

Then I found that I was holding the small wooden man who had been thrown into the trash.

He thought about it, tried it and didn't cost anything, in case there really could be a woman and money!

So he simply cut his hand and soaked the blood on the little man.

At this time, he saw a request to add it on his phone - it's really a fucking Bai Fumei!

Usually, he can make people block with a sentence of "are you there", but this Bai Fumei is really like a ghost, how enthusiastic and enthusiastic he is, no woman in this life can have this attitude towards him, but he burned his bag.

So he naturally soaked Bai Fumei in his hands, and made Bai Fumei pregnant.

originally thought that he would be able to marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of his life, who knows, this Bai Fumei is infatuated with him, but Bai Fumei's father is not good at stubble - he actually let his daughter have a baby.

This made him angry enough, and the villain told him, it doesn't matter, she will be your person sooner or later.

Sure enough, Bai Fumei was locked up by Uncle Xiongba, so she dared to jump down from the stairs and also wanted to see her son-in-law, and just like that, she became pregnant one after another.

And the son-in-law doesn't cherish it - seeing that Bai Fumei is addicted to him, he is not afraid that Bai Fumei will run away, and the more fierce Bai Fumei is, the more convinced she is.

Finally, Bai Fumei couldn't have a third baby, so he entered the restaurant naturally.

Speaking of which, he looked at me with a blank look in his eyes and said that he didn't have any bad intentions, let alone do anything hurtful, which man doesn't want to marry Bai Fumei? Besides, he gave Bai Fumei an unforgettable love, and Bai Fumei has to thank him.

I'm really convinced of this man's face - thicker than the winter ice of Chagan Lake.

If he didn't have the heart to hurt the heavens and reason, Yin Tang would definitely not be so dark.

And he looked at his watch as he spoke, and said that he was done, begging me to let go quickly, and if he didn't feed the wooden villain blood, he was really going to be unlucky.

It turned out that he had been with Bai Fumei for a long time one day, and he slept during that time period, but he felt a pain all over his body in the middle of the night, and heard the villain tell him, next time it's too late, your life will be gone, and when he woke up, he was covered with strange wounds, so scared that he didn't dare to be late for a day - now it's two minutes away, and he still has to bleed.

I said yes, you can tell me the last thing, did you get a handful of Uncle Xiongba's hair?

As soon as my son-in-law heard what I said, his body immediately softened, and he sat on the ground dejectedly, and muttered, how do you know everything?

At first, he was quite happy, and told his rural hometown about it, his father was very happy at first, showing off to other villagers, but the other villagers did not buy it, but ridiculed him for giving birth to a son to be a son-in-law, no face and no face, eat soft rice for a lifetime, and have no interest.

His father's ears are soft, and as soon as people laugh at it, he called this son-in-law and said that if you don't let that industry be surnamed Zhang, don't go back to your hometown in the future!

This son-in-law was dumbfounded when he heard this, he was incapable and incapable of taking him out, and he was also talked about by the people in the restaurant.

He pondered for a long time and came to a conclusion that he had worked very hard, and there was only one stumbling block - the old man.

The old man has the sole power, so that none of the restaurant staff obey him, if the old man dies, isn't all this his?

So he made a wish to the wooden man, saying that he hoped that the old man would die soon.

The villain said in his mind that this is easy, you get a handful of the old man's hair off, hide it in the kitchen, and the rest of the things will be done.

Sure enough, from that day on, Uncle Xiongba saw a ghost in the kitchen, and the business of the restaurant also plummeted, but he was very happy - he was even lazy to do it, feeling that the restaurant was very hard to work, and he ushered in the delivery all day long, and dreamed of getting the property rights of the restaurant, and he would be a charter public in the future, and he could lie down and collect money every day.

That's pretty much what I guessed.

I let go of my son-in-law.

He felt it, and when he glanced at his watch, he was so frightened that he was about to cry, and he didn't bother to go out to avoid people's eyes, so he was about to take out the wooden villain in the house.

Cheng Xinghe immediately asked me: "What, that big leather hat is the ghost of this son-in-law who eats inside and out?" ”

Not really.

If that's the case, shouldn't the big fur hat directly hurt Uncle Xiongba? Why are you looking for something in the kitchen?

Besides, the wooden man, the fur hat, what is the connection between the two? I haven't heard that the little ghost goes out to commit murder, and he has to dress up in disguise.

What is it looking for?

Anyway, let's see what that wooden figure is.

And at this time, the son-in-law suddenly screamed.

I mentioned in my heart, what's the situation, that wooden villain has eaten back?

But when I looked back, my son-in-law took off all his clothes and rummaged through them.

Cheng Xinghe asked him what he was doing?

He hurriedly shed snot and tears: "No...... No ......."

I saw that the pocket of his trousers was actually broken, and my heart suddenly lifted: "You wooden villain, lost?" ”

He looked at me, and suddenly hugged my trouser leg: "Living Immortal, I'...... I'm up to now, what should I do......"

He has already used his own flesh and blood as a contract to raise that thing, and once the rules are broken, the result will naturally be ......

I looked down at his face, and my heart sank.

I'm afraid this thing is really going to be unlucky.

I immediately grabbed Cheng Xinghe: "Look at it again, leaning on him during the day, what about the young man's face?" ”

Cheng Xinghe took a closer look and hurriedly said, "I don't know when...... It's gone. ”

At this time, I made a mistake and suddenly saw a trace on the glutinous rice flour on the windowsill - as if someone had climbed in from the windowsill.

That big fur hat, coming?