The surrounding staff were dumbfounded when they saw the toad jumping in: "It's really new - people commit suicide because they are depressed, and this toad is also depressed?" ”

"Hurry up and catch it, don't let the guests see it and get sick."

"It's weird - on such a cold day, isn't it time for toads to hibernate?"

As the saying goes, if something goes wrong, you must be a demon, which is also a sign of the fortune of the house in feng shui - the more abnormal things you do, the more fierce the signs will be.

It is an anomaly for a toad to commit suicide if it is a living thing, and it is a second anomaly for something to come out in summer and winter, I took a closer look, and my brain exploded, and the toad was red, green, and green, and it was still a toad.

This is one of the five poisons, and the poison will be in the pot and will be immediately harmed.

I've seen it with my own eyes.

The third uncle and grandfather had a fishing friend near the Fushou River, and one day his face was very bad, and the old man looked at him with a bad look and asked him what was wrong? He said don't mention it - his mother has cataracts, can't see, summer cooking ordered him a bowl of noodle soup, he ate a few bites of meat, and asked when the bought the meat?

What the hell is vegetarian?

The fishing friend knew that something was wrong, and spit out that it was half a big fat gecko - it was originally on the ceiling of the kitchen, and it was smoked by steam when the pot was boiling.

The bitter water that the fishing friend vomited came out.

The old man's face changed when he heard this, and he asked the fishing friend not to go out for a while.

The fishing friend agreed, but then I don't know if I believe it or forgot, when I drove a truck to transport things, I was hit by the goods, and I was left with half of my body, just like the gecko he bit half.

It seems that something big is going to happen at this auction.

Cheng Xinghe also knew the allusion of the poison in the pot, frowned and suppressed his voice: "Qixing, something is wrong." ”

"I know, one more heart and one more year of life."

The interior of the mansion is an old-style decoration of a water, carved railings and painted buildings, everywhere with exquisiteness, the venue is not small, it is a whole circle of corridors that wrap up an octagonal pavilion, it should be the stage of the ancient big family, people stand in the octagonal pavilion, the lights are a dozen, the four directions are brilliant and translucent, and it is indescribably comfortable to look at.

The ancients just enjoyed it.

The old man arranged a private seat for us, and told me to wait a while, and I had to go to the boss to discuss the follow-up.

As soon as I sat down, a particularly strong smell of perfume suddenly wafted over, and a tidal hand then put it on my shoulder: "Yo, isn't this our Boss Li?" Where have you made your fortune lately? ”

The voice was very familiar and familiar, and when I looked back, I didn't recognize it at first, this man's face was swollen, and his skin was about to burst open - a bit like a pig's beard.

"Boss Li, this is a noble man who forgets things." Zhu Gang smiled and slapped me: "I don't know my old classmates anymore?" ”

Then I suddenly realized: "Zhang Man? ”

Zhu Gang smiled: "Hey, it's the original sin that a woman is too beautiful, look at your straight eyes." ”

This original sin really has nothing to do with you.

I pointed to her face: "You let people beat her?" Who did this to you? ”

I want to send a pennant to the beater.

Zhang Man's face froze: "Do you know how to speak human words?" I'm just getting back from Seoul. ”

That's when I realized: "What are you hitting in the face - urea?" ”

"Why are you still so dirty," Zhang Man's face became even heavier: "This is called hyaluronic acid, forget it, a poor ghost like you has never heard of it anyway." ”

It's all urine, and it's pretty much the same.

Strange, how did this come about? Ah yes, she and An Jiayong resold the ghosts, and it is said that she made a lot of money, and she also bought a villa in Ziyang Mountain.

Now An Jiayong is unlucky, she has earned so much black money, how can she still kick and jump here?

As soon as I glanced at her face, I immediately understood - this was pure fucking shit luck!

Her whole face should have been knifed, every place is bulging, the previous depressions are all filled - especially the nose, the bridge of the nose represents the beam of the family, the nose is the warehouse, the nose is towering, the house is spacious and bright, the nose wings on both sides are plump, the house is rich, her nose is now swollen and radiant, indicating that she now has money in her pocket, a house in her name, and good fortune.

The face represents the fortune of the person, and if the face changes, the fortune will also change.

Some people may think that if I did a bad thing, I just straightened my face, but I can't generalize, Zhang Man's first appearance is like a pie smashing on his head, the swelling is purely a coincidence, and secondly, this is fake, after all, it can't be swollen for a lifetime, once the swelling is gone, her bad things will come back with interest.

When Zhang Man saw me looking at her, he felt better about himself: "Hey, you won't be interested in me again, will you?" But let me tell you in advance, the crow can't climb my colorful phoenix. Hey, why don't you ask me how I've been? ”

I wasn't interested in anything - but I could see that she was also filled with urea, and her swollen flour was obviously on her way.

But the mouth grew on her face, and I couldn't pinch her, so I saw her beckoning to the side: "Husband, come here, my old classmate is here!" Say hello. ”

Zhang Man's husband has a second wife outside, aren't the two divorced, why are they reunited? At a glance, sure enough, she was a sturdy young man who slipped over, and he looked very honest and swarthy.

This man has a short nose and soft ears, and he doesn't seem to have much idea.

Why is he blind at a young age, and any woman can also go to his mouth.

"Let me introduce you to you, my husband is in the traditional Chinese medicine business, a family business." Speaking of this, Zhang Man's arrogance is even higher: "I am now the boss lady, and the employees under my hand, Wuyang Wuyang - when I was a child, the fortune teller said that I was a mother's life, and I was destined to hug the front and back, you can see that it is quite accurate." ”

What charlatan has ruined the reputation of metaphysics?

Saying that, Zhang Man lowered his voice: "Hey, which rich woman did you come with this time?" ”

Rich? I wondered, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhang Man covered his mouth and smiled, leaned over, and his bad breath hit my face: "Don't pretend, you can't get in here without more than 25 million, I don't know you these two times, aren't you going to Charm City to be a young master?" Hey, the more you live, the more you go back, when you were in school, I saw that you didn't have much success in your life, and you really lived up to my expectations. ”

Master?

When Cheng Xinghe heard this, his face turned red with a smile.

"Don't be embarrassed," she showed the expression of a Chunjiang plumbing duck prophet: "Bai Gang saw it with his own eyes, and you also called it sevenstar?" ”

I remembered it instantly-the Charm City in the sky was being seen by Bai Gang, thinking that I had also done that job.

Isn't this a fucking rumor?

But at this time, another person shouted excitedly: "Brother Seven, you are here too!" ”

When I looked back, it was none other than Tommy from Charm City.

Tommy was so excited when he saw me: "Brother seven, you helped me settle that customer last time, it really helped a lot, I went to find you for a drink, you haven't been in the store, today is the end of work, let's have a drink, I have several good customers here, share it with you!" ”

Damn, why is this cargo here?

"This is what you call Brother Seven?" A very mature and elegant woman also appeared, with a pearl necklace around her neck as big as a dragon's eye, and she showed an expression of interest to me: "It looks good." ”

"This is Sister Jasmine," Tommy said excitedly, "She is a very nice person who specially brought me to see the world." ”

Sister Jasmine also gave me a business card, and the gesture, as if this business card was a great reward, made me kneel down and accept the order.

You say this makes me go somewhere.

As soon as I said that, the loudspeaker sounded, saying that the auction had begun, and everyone was ready to prepare.

My words were drowned out in the loudspeaker, and Tommy excitedly led the sister to their place and gestured back to me.

Zhang Man was even more excited, seeing that the human and physical evidence was there, and shouted loudly: "Hey, that rich woman is engaged in clothing, I have seen it in Ziyang Mountain Villa, driving a Maserati, being a duck to your extent, this wave is not a loss!" ”

She shouted like this, all the people around her looked at it, after all, this is a sensitive profession, some people despise it, some people whisper, saying that it is still a glass bridge, any cat and dog can come in, don't have infectious diseases, right?

Some people also say that if you can follow into this kind of place, it has to be a high-level duck, and the physical examination is no problem.

Your uncle, I clarified for a long time, Zhang Man didn't listen at all, and said vigorously: "Your life is not bad - this kind of background, you can still sit in the same place with people like us, and you have gone to the shit luck, you have to take a good look at the auctioned things, and you may not see the next time in this world." ”

Cheng Xinghe's mouth was about to burst with laughter, and the dumb Balan was about to come up and beat her without saying a word, but Zhang Man patronized and pretended to be forced, and didn't pay attention to the back, so he shouted coldly, it turned out that a waiter passed behind her, and she stepped back and hit the waiter's hot tea plate, which was hot.

The present world newspaper.

The waiter immediately panicked: "I'm sorry ma'am...... I didn't mean to......"

This has nothing to do with the waiter.

But can an upstart like Zhang Man let go of this opportunity? Immediately pointed to the waiter's nose and scolded: "I can't serve a plate well, what are you eating?" Call your supervisor, I'll fire you! ”

This place is full of dignitaries and celebrities, and there is such a commotion, so naturally several people in suits have come early, and they apologized to Zhang Man repeatedly, saying that the little girl is new and the training is not in place.

The waitress little girl was disgraced, and she also apologized vigorously, Zhang Man did not give up, saying that it was useless to apologize, her dress was a limited edition, who spilled it, and now she had to see this little girl kneel down for her, otherwise she would immediately complain to the top.

Kneel, do you really think you are the Empress Dowager Cixi?

However, this kind of little waiter naturally couldn't reason with the VIPs, and the little girl's slender body trembled: "Madam, I really need this job, it's the ...... I won with great difficulty."

The waiter in this place is designated one-on-one, the little girl is unlucky, it is exclusive to Zhang Man's table, Zhang Man also wants to be powerful, I immediately said: "Then change people, let that little girl come to my table." ”

I was also a "VIP", and I was also very grateful when I spoke, and the little girl suddenly showed a very grateful look and thanked me carefully.

Zhang Man saw that I dared to do it with her, and glared angrily, saying that a duck still pretended to be a gentleman, and held chicken feathers as an arrow, in fact, he had a bad stomach and went into the water, looking at the little girl beautiful, and seeing my gold lord for a while, I had to expose my true face.

I beg you to find me a financier, for I am short of money.

Dumb Balan still wants to beat her down, I thought about it, today is for the four-phase bureau to be involved in the secret volume, if you really want to make a big fuss, it won't be worth it to delay the auction, so let Dumb Balan leave her alone, she is a grasshopper after the autumn anyway, and it won't last long.

The waitress served us tea at this time, obviously well-trained, and her voice was also very soft: "Thank you, sir, for helping me a lot." ”

As soon as I looked up, I saw that this little girl's face was unusual—her ears were Zhen'er, and her eyebrows were blue-eyebrow, as if she could make a big difference in the future—and even be able to dominate a certain field.

I waved her hand and told her to be welcome, and it was at this time that the first lot came up.

I hurriedly looked at the collection manual, and saw that there were sixteen lots in today's lot, and the dense scroll was the fourth to the bottom, and the jar was the second-to-last.

It's all started, why hasn't the old man come back, isn't it for us to find that jar? If it drags on any longer, the auction time for the jar is up.

And at this time, I still felt it - there was a deep evil aura in this place, and I immediately looked back.

Cheng Xinghe broke my head back: "Don't startle the snake, something bad has mixed in." ”