Chapter 285: Wardrobe Stink

Mr. Jiang didn't believe this in his life, but seeing that his son was sinned, he had to ask some trustworthy people what to do.

Some older people say that a man is pregnant, which is an evil disease, so he can only find a professional to see it.

On the one hand, Mr. Jiang is afraid that he will lose his son's face by stabbing this matter, and on the other hand, he doesn't want the Liu family to know - if they know, won't they be satisfied?

So I hid it and went to find a trustworthy gentleman.

But the average gentleman shook his head when he knew this kind of thing, saying that there must be cause and effect in it, and it was not good to interfere.

Mr. Jiang didn't have a way, and invited someone to go to the ghost market again, and increased the bounty several times.

There will be brave men under the heavy reward, and a few will come to show him what is going on, and there will be all kinds of things that will be used to pump him with willow branches, and what will be stuffed with rice bran, and even worse, there will be those who feed him sheep and eggs, saying that they can vent evil spirits, and all kinds of things.

The sin is not less, the money is not spent, but it doesn't work, his belly is getting bigger and bigger day by day, seeing that the eight-pack abs are propped up into a yurt, because he is ashamed, he doesn't dare to go out of the door, he stays at home all day, can't touch a woman's hair, not to mention how uncomfortable.

And what's even more uncomfortable is that if the day comes, something really happens, where does he put his face, and what to do with that thing?

Raise it, the origin is unknown, I am suspicious, if I don't raise it, in the end, it is the meat on my body, and I don't know if I am willing to give it up.

I said that Mr. Jiang was not shocked when he saw the gray spirit ghosts, and he had already seen this kind of world.

Speaking of this, Mr. Jiang gritted his teeth, saying that the woman of the Liu family was innocent, and she couldn't fight her on the surface, and she gave her this kind of trick behind her back, which was simply innocent, and when she cured her son's stomach, no matter how much money I wanted, I must ask me to help her get out of this evil breath with the other door.

Every time Brother Gongzi heard a sentence of his glorious history, it was equivalent to being whipped by shame once, and he rolled his eyes for a long time, and finally waited for Mr. Jiang to finish speaking, threw a pillow over, and said impatiently: "Then what are you still doing in a daze, but treat me!" Dumbfounded, what kind of tattered clothes are wearing, let them leave quickly after reading it for a while, and then ask Aunt Ma to disinfect it for me quickly, I can't stand the smell. ”

Cheng Xinghe couldn't hold back, and lowered his head to smell: "Qixing, we haven't eaten stinky tofu recently, what can it taste like?" ”

Nonsense, poor sour.

Cheng Xinghe then understood, and pouted: "This kid is a donkey, remember to eat or not, if it weren't for his wealth, Lao Tzu's iron knee shook the Quartet, and the mop dipped in the unparalleled ......"

Double your size, no way, who will let the family reincarnate.

Mr. Jiang naturally knew it in his heart, for fear that we would be angry and provoke, so he hurriedly said: "Master, don't be angry, Yangyang has really hurt those unscrupulous liars a lot, and he can't be blamed for everything." ”

I said in my heart that sympathy is sympathy for you, but when a child grows up like this, being a mother is also responsible.

However, after taking a closer look at Mr. Jiang's conjugal palace, I really saw some clues - her conjugal palace was uneven and had a small pink tumor.

This is called leaving a son without leaving anyone, she turned out to be an unmarried mother.

The more in the big family, the more difficult it may be for this single mother, it is estimated that for this son-in-law, she has also suffered a lot, probably to make up for the debt to the child.

Sure enough, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read.

At this time, Brother Gongzi suddenly frowned and said loudly: "Again...... Started again......"

We took a look, hey, his stomach fluctuated, I haven't eaten pork and seen pigs run, this is obviously fetal movement!

Even...... We can see the shape of the child's footprints from his faintly recognizable abdominal muscle traces!

The boy saw us using him as a museum exhibit, and he was even more uncomfortable: "Look at the fart, think of a way...... It's morning sickness again, it's fetal movement again, why is it so much trouble to be a woman, I don't want to live a fucking day like this! ”

I couldn't help but say, "Then can you just think about what kind of life your mother lived when she gave birth to you?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the boy suddenly fell silent.

Which woman is easy to conceive in October? It is said that motherhood is rigid, and it is not forced out.

Mr. Jiang looked at me with indescribable gratitude in his eyes.

Who knows, Brother Gongzi not only didn't appreciate it, but also said loudly: "I begged her to give birth?" She did it herself! This is called Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, what does it matter to me? ”

Cheng Xinghe pulled me: "Forget it, Sensei talks to donkeys." ”

It's me who thinks highly of him.

So I ignored him, thinking about it, if I really want to solve the freak in the stomach, the bell must be tied to the bell, and we have to meet the fox fairy who planted the fetus.

However, the fox fairy came from time to time, and I don't know when I will see it.

I looked at the face of the boy brother again, and at this glance, I came to the spirit, this boy brother's life is really good enough, his evil peach blossoms are shining, which means that today, that girl will come to see him again.

When the boy heard that he had to wait for the woman to come again, his face turned yellow with fright: "Do you have the ability to do it, why do you want me to be scared again?" If you have the ability, you can look at it quickly, and if you don't have the ability, get out quickly, what about Aunt Ma? Why don't you spray deodorant yet, I can't breathe! ”

Mr. Jiang was a little embarrassed to appease his son-in-law and make eye contact with the secretary.

This secretary knows very well how to be a man, and the housework of the master's family has not been mixed with a word, and he came over to apologize while entertaining us: "A few people have been wronged, our young master is like that, young, open-mouthed, and the children of large families have never suffered hardships, which is different from people like us." Don't be angry, you two, we'll definitely give back to ...... in return."

I don't care, because there is no need to be angry with this kind of person, the more bluffing a person is, the more fragile his heart becomes.

Listen to the crickets, and don't grow crops anymore?

Cheng Xinghe didn't want to mention it, and hurriedly said: "I'm in a hurry to get the money in place, everything is negotiable!" ”

I took out my mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Bai Huoxiang, asking her how was her home?

In the middle of the day, Herb sent me a photo, and I saw the old man asleep on the balcony, the mute Baran teasing the little white feet, and the bowl of chicken soup on the table.

The sun was shining on the floor, and everything was a warm light hue.

She added another sentence, saying that the shopping street needs to be repaired as soon as possible, and said that I can use it, help me find a decoration company, and complained that it is easy to get arthritis here, let me have a snack, and quickly decorate the door after the transaction, which is not as comfortable as at home.

I suddenly felt a sense of happiness.

The old man and I have been lonely for so many years, and we even have a home.

It will be better when Xiaoxiang returns.

Merely...... Will she live such an ordinary life with me?

The better it is, the more afraid I am of losing, and I don't dare to continue thinking about it for a moment.

At night, Cheng Xinghe and I originally wanted to wait in the house with rhino oil, but the rhino oil was used too violently a while ago, and it was almost used, so we had to use rootless water with some yin mud to smear it - this effect is far worse than burning rhino oil, so we had to make do with it first.

When the boy saw that we were dirty, he was about to vomit: "You two don't do muddy work for a day, don't you feel uncomfortable?" I'm sick to look at you, tell you, I'll give you this chance, and if you can't do it today, I'll let my mother ......"

I looked at him, "If you don't shut up, that thing will come." ”

Brother Gongzi came into contact with my eyes, and he shrank coldly, and was about to scold me with his neck, when suddenly the door squeaked.

Cheng Xinghe and I hid behind the closet, and we stretched our necks together to look outside.

Sure enough, a very delicate woman came in.

I was stunned for a moment, this woman is so good-looking.

There are indeed a lot of beauties I have seen before, especially Xiaoxiang, basically no one can compare, and this woman is a very special feeling - her facial features and temperament are far inferior to Xiaoxiang, but her apple face, almond eyes, smart and unspeakably likable.

This is the legendary fox fairy?

This time, she brought a jar of butter biscuits, put it on Brother Gongzi's bed, and touched Brother Gongzi's stomach with a smile: "How is Xiao Langjun doing for a while, you have to eat more!" ”

Brother Gongzi must have been very surprised when he saw her for the first time, but now looking at it, he can only be frightened: "You...... You're really here......"

The woman frowned: "What do you mean?" ”

didn't I say he had a brain in his belly?

Brother Gongzi hurriedly said: "Also, it's nothing ......"

As he spoke, he looked uncontrollably at the closet.

When Cheng Xinghe heard this, he was also angry enough, and made a lip gesture and said, why don't you tell her the fuck that we are here?

Sure enough, the woman followed his line of sight, wrinkled her nose, and began to smell: "There seems to be a smell in your roomβ€”a smell that I haven't smelled before." ”

Brother Gongzi became more and more nervous, so he stared at the woman.

Cheng Xinghe thought about it, as if he had come up with an idea, and at the same time, I suddenly smelled a stench.

The smell was similar to his mother's biochemical weapon, which almost made me smoked, and Cheng Xinghe looked proud.

Sure enough, when the woman smelled this, she couldn't help but show a disgusting face, and instantly retracted her head, not to mention Brother Gongzi, who already had a pregnancy reaction, and almost didn't throw it up.

The woman looked at the boy and smiled: "It's really not easy to get pregnant, what do you eat to replenish your body, so angry?" ”

Brother Gongzi realized at this time, and instantly looked wronged: "What do you mean?" I didn't put this fart! It's ......"

The woman's eyebrows raised: "Who is it?" ”