Chapter 926: You Cross Talk to Me?

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Xiao Er attaches great importance to his reputation, and when he heard that Xiao Cat had misunderstood, he hurriedly waved his hand.

"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't married yet, when I first sacrificed, I was still a child, where can I have children.

If I don't die, I should be married in a few years.

If you really have a child, it is estimated that the eldest is over sixty now, and the second is hard to say.

As for whether it's a son, hehe, I really haven't thought about it.

Actually, I prefer my daughter, a stinky little egg, too skinny. ”

As he spoke, Xiao Er's eyes were full of infinite longing, and he didn't know what picture he was making up in his mind, so he suddenly thought that Xiao Lynx was still beside him, so he quickly changed his words.

"I didn't say Cai Tuantuan, don't gossip to the boss."

Xiao Lynx looked innocent, he didn't say anything, could it be that he was a gossip cat in Xiao Er's heart?

After thinking about it carefully, Xiao Er looks at people, no, it's quite accurate to look at cats.

"Can you stop, whose child is this?

Deng Lun, Chen Qi, how are you guarding the door?

Deliberately looking for something for me, didn't you?

Come in, and I promise not to kill you. ”

The second general at the door shrank his neck and hid in the corner, only daring to show one eye to look into the store.

As for the obedient entering the house, just kidding, the excitement hasn't been finished yet.

Xiao Er took the mop and turned around and went back to the back kitchen.

"Little character, you don't need me to make a move, you have to prepare lunch.

The delivery of food was delayed, and the boss should be unhappy.

Hey, it's sad to cook every day, and I don't know if the boss will come back to eat at noon.

If you make too much, no one will eat it, and you will have to eat leftovers at night.

If it is not enough, it is also my fault, and this job is too difficult.

If you move a little bit and break something, I won't hide it for you. ”

For work, Xiao Er has always been serious, no matter who comes, he can't be disturbed.

Xiao Lynx was a little unhappy when he heard it.

What do you mean that small roles don't need you to help?

Am I just a special configuration for small characters?

I'm Xiao Lynx, a small name and a fight, am I in opposition to a small character?

I was not angry, and I didn't dare to say it.

As the old saying goes, if you offend anyone, don't offend the chef who cooks for you.

"His son, are you going to try Ba Shi Ba, or do you want to go straight to the soft?

Everyone's time is precious, you hurry. ”

Jiu Tun was very patient, and at the stall where Xiao Lynx and Xiao Er were talking, he already roughly understood what situation he was facing.

If Xiao Er makes a direct move, as a mountain god who has professionally suppressed evil spirits for decades, Jiu Tun has no room for resistance, after all, he is a professional counterpart.

Don't say that you can clean up with wine and swallow it as your own son, and you can take it casually as a godson.

However, Xiao Er didn't make a move, he entered the house and left a big cat behind, which is obviously a light enemy.

If you are a small character, then the big cat that stays behind must also be a small character.

It's all out of the stream, isn't there a need to fight to see who is even more out of the stream?

Jiu Tun made a quick decision and negotiated with his companions.

"Star bear, Ibaraki, when life and death are at stake, you can't live alone when I die.

Merge with me, let me regain my combat strength, and I will let you dominate the body for one day every hundred years in the future. ”

Xingxiong and Ibaraki were very happy to see the compromise of the wine swallow.

"No, don't look at us without brains, we definitely won't work in a hundred years."

"Yes, you're thinking about good things, but your family is suitable."

Swallowing wine and being shocked, is he too greedy?

Has the little trick of bullying their IQ been discovered?

Are they so hard to fool?

"Then you say, hurry up, the enemy is now."

Xingxiong and Ibaraki didn't hesitate much, as if they didn't need their brains for such a thing.

"A hundred years will not work, it must be two hundred years, and two hundred years is more than a hundred years."

"Not for two hundred years, not for a thousand years.

Yes, ten hundred years is that long, don't think we're stupid. ”

Jiu Tun was like being shocked by Wen Zhongda again, and he was overjoyed, but he didn't dare to show it, so he should pay back the price according to common sense.

"1,000 years is too long, 800 years is okay?"

Xingxiong and Ibaraki felt that this time they had taken a big advantage, and eight hundred years was definitely better than what Jiu Tun said.

"Cheng, you swear."

"Yes, I have to swear."

Jiu Tun didn't perform this time, so he was fake in the performance, and he swore sincerely.

"I swear to the great rivers and mountains that every eight hundred years, let you come out and dominate the body for one day."

got the promise, Xingxiong and Ibaraki were also considered refreshing people, and they directly fused into the body of Jiu Tun.

Then I looked at the charred black body of Jiu Tun, and it returned to its original state in an instant, only this time it was not wearing a kimono, but a rattan armor and an extra katana.

Originally, even if it was a small fresh meat, after wearing a half-covered rattan armor and holding a simple katana, it was even more heroic, looking like a work of art, like a handicraft.

"Big cat, let's fight to the death today.

I am a wine swallower of the great rivers and mountains, the divine armor on my body is called Xingxiong, and the war knife in my hand is called Ibaraki.

Since the Sengoku period, a total of 1,723 samurai have died at my hands.

Name me, please. ”

Is this called self-reporting?

Could it be that before the fight with Cai Gen, the road was a road?

Xiao Lynx is a little tired, and they all say don't waste time, and they are still chirping here.

The whole broken grass curtain is armor?

Take a broken pedicure knife is a war knife?

From this point of analysis, the big country he said is probably not as big as the coal dry mountain, right?

More than 1,000 people died in the Warring States Period?

Is there a big deviation in the understanding of the concept of country and village?

Although Xiao Lynx was not so boring, he still decided to help Jiu Swallow correct his worldview.

The space in the store was limited, and for fear of messing up the tables and chairs, Xiao Lynx jumped to the floor and turned into a bucket shape more than one meter long, revealing a breathtaking black flame.

"My name is Howling Lynx, nicknamed Scourge, alias Roaring Dog.

In ancient times, there were more than one million people who ate people, and they were always sneaky, and they didn't dare to let go of the amount of food, so they never ate enough.

In the years of guarding the Styx, I ate more than 10 million evil spirits, and more of them were given to Dabai, who let me spoil my wife.

In the days when I was working in Heavenly Court, I had never eaten people or evil spirits, but I had given more than 20,000 spirit beast mounts and pets and conducted genetic experiments, which were terrible, and countless spirit beasts were terrified when they heard me.

Now, it's the gold medal warehouse keeper and pet of Anxin Bento Group Co., Ltd., in fact, I can still do some black work, but Cai Gen always stops me, otherwise I can have more titles. ”

"Good!"

"Beautiful!"

"Brother Tian is mighty!"

"There should be applause here..."

The melon-eating crowd outside the door began to applaud Xiao Cat's pandao.

I have heard all the wine, what is this talking about?

It's a bit like a myth, isn't it?

It must be bluffing itself, is the enemy stage frightened.

Started babbling?

Jiu Tun decided to seize the opportunity.