Chapter 837 - Not a child
"I saw an audience member ask me, can I buy the snacks in my snack store and become the king? That's a good question, and the answer is definitely not, eating snacks doesn't guarantee that you'll be able to be a king, but well, you can eat the same snacks as a king, and at least you can get brass, right? If you can't even get brass, please send me a private message, I want to eliminate harm for the people! While Su Chen was eating a small snack, he blew the snacks in this snack shop into the sky.
The Qianqian in her arms drooled, but Su Chen didn't mean to give her food.
Xiao Sissi was about to cry aggrieved.
"Sissi, do you want to eat? This can't be eaten for you, your mother will scold me, and children can't eat snacks. Su Chen said seriously.
Sissi nodded ignorantly, "I don't want to be a child anymore." ”
Su Chen: "......"
Su Chen thought about it for a while, and felt that it was also, when you were a child, your parents told you that your children can't eat snacks, and when you grow up, your parents tell you not to eat snacks, it's all junk food, and suddenly one day you accidentally ate junk food, and for a moment I felt that sometimes garbage was good.
Otherwise, adults and children can't eat it, and the manufacturers won't all go out of business.
Su Chen found a nut in the snack box and peeled some for Sissi, although Su Chen felt that it was nothing to eat, but he didn't dare to give more, for fear that Li Shiqing would come to find trouble for him.
Xia Yutong and Su Chen didn't know until they connected the microphone that the live broadcast could be so freewheeling, and she often couldn't let go of it when she used to broadcast live.
Although in his room, there is only one camera pointed at him, but Xia Yutong feels that this camera is similar to the camera when he usually does commentary.
As long as she is facing the camera, she can't help but get serious, so much so that she can't let go of the live broadcast in private, which is also the reason why she can't do live broadcasts, and she herself is not very willing to broadcast live.
It's just that seeing how delicious Su Chen's snacks are at that meal, she was a little embarrassed, and Su Chen can talk to the audience so freely is something she couldn't do before.
"It's really delicious, you know when you place an order, now you only need to report my name to customer service, you can enjoy a 10% increase in the price on the basis of the original price, so ah, you must not report my name, you want to report Xia Yutong's name, as long as you report her name, you can enjoy 8.8% off."
Xia Yutong also likes to eat these snacks, and she can eat a whole box a day. Su Chen opened his mouth and came.
"What's the matter, don't talk nonsense, I've been losing weight recently, and I'm going to be a vegetarian!" Xia Yutong didn't dare to admit Su Chen's statement, if he really admitted that he ate one box a day, who would dare to ask for himself in the future.
"Who told you can lose weight by eating a vegetarian diet?" Su Chen asked.
"Eating a vegetarian diet can reduce carbohydrate intake." Xia Yutong explained.
"Hehe, nonsense, you can't lose weight if you are vegetarian, don't believe it, you look at that hippopotamus, so big, people eat water and grass, you see how big it grows, and, that elephant is also vegetarian, have you seen an elephant, just the kind of one foot that can step on Sun Wukong flattened, and I don't see it thin, if you don't believe it, I'll give you some examples, the monks in the Buddhist temple eat vegetarian every day, and there are many very fat monks. So, it's not scientific to eat a vegetarian diet to lose weight. Su Chen said.
Xia Yutong was covered by Su Chen's clouds, mountains and fog, and he was an elephant and a hippopotamus, but why did he think he was so reasonable?
"Then what do you say to eat to lose weight?" Xia Yutong asked.
Su Chen: "What kind of fat are you so thin!" ”
Hearing Su Chen say that she was thin, Xia Yutong was very happy.
Su Chen: "My breasts are not big, and I lost weight, but I really lost my breasts!" ”
Xia Yutong: "......"
Don't forget the elegy: "Hahaha, Su Shen is still your Su God, and Su Shen dares to say this." ”
Cat yml who likes rats: "Su Shen NB!" I like childhood sweethearts, playing from childhood to adulthood! ”
Clever little clever ghost: "Don't believe it, I really saw a classmate lose weight, the person is thin, but the chest is really gone." ”
Five∠: "It's okay, it's good-looking, no matter how thin it is, it's not good, men don't like bamboo poles." ”
"If you really want to lose weight, just eat full, eat enough to have the strength to lose weight, I personally advocate weight loss with exercise, I don't recommend other pills and hunger strikes, scientific weight loss is exercise, burn fat in your body." Su Chen began to get serious.
"Are you alright? Okay, I'll just open it! At this time, Xia Yutong asked, she didn't want to discuss weight loss with Su Chen anymore.
"Open, I'm not waiting for you!" Su Chen said.
Not long after Su Chen finished speaking, the game queue arrived.
"Yo, is this segmentation so fast? I really miss it, it's been a long time since I've been lined up so fast, and there are still a lot of people in District I! Su Chen said with emotion.
I'm in vain: "4L won't assist." ”
As soon as I entered the selection interface, the players on the fourth floor sent such a familiar sentence.
It's just that this is too fake, how many years have this been, and this kind of excuse is still used.
"I'll help!" Xia Yutong originally chose the auxiliary bit, but was filled by the system to the ADC.
It should be the one on the fourth floor who was forced to fill the auxiliary position, and then there was such a place allocation.
"Go ahead, I don't care, it's going to collapse wherever I hit anyway!" Su Chen teased Xiao Qianqian to play, not caring at all what position she was playing.
Although Su Chen said so, in Su Chen's heart, it was difficult for him to lose anything in this segment.
After all, if the person who has been the first in the double service, if he overturns in the brass segment, his own strength will also need to be studied.
Qiuyu Wutong: "Then you go to AD, I will assist." ”
I'm in vain: "I want to go to China." ”
Players on the fourth floor have to move in.
Lei Leilei: "Why don't you go to heaven?" Someone else has given you a place, and they are still picky. ”
Su Chen couldn't stand it anymore, and as soon as he came up, he said that he would not assist, and he was not happy when others asked him to take the AD position.
Either you just say which position you want to play, and as soon as you come up, you say that you can't assist, as if you know how to play the other four.
Either just say what location you want, so as not to waste everyone's time.
Su Chen BAN dropped Yasuo, originally Su Chen wanted to BAN Olaf, but after thinking about it, the last time the female warrior played Olaf in the last time, and in this segment, Su Chen believed that he couldn't meet a female warrior, so he simply let it out.
I was in vain: "Forget it, Yasuo was banned, I'll go to AD." ”
The guy on the fourth floor changed his mind again.
Su Chen was helpless, hesitated in the hero interface, and finally chose a Verus midlaner.
Su Chen didn't believe in AD on the fourth floor anymore, so Su Chen decided to play an AD midlaner.
I'm big for nothing: "1L? I've said I'm going to go. ”
Autumn Rain Wutong: "He is the mid-laner Verus. ”
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