Chapter 117: Eating is too ugly
Xiao Xiao was in the Taiping Temple, and in the second half of the night, Zhao Daniu came, as if he had finished drinking, and he didn't take Xiao Xiao in his eyes at all.
Standing at the door of the Taiping Temple, he also soaked urine, which greatly humiliated our new land wife.
Xiao Xiao, who is already in the god position, can he get used to him? Absolutely not.
A flash of light rushed towards Zhao Daniu, but it hit Zhao Daniu's body on the Buddha's light shield and was bounced back.
Zhao Daniu blushed, smelled of wine, and said with a big grin,
"Stinky, do you think it's great to be a land woman? Look at what you can, you will never escape the palm of my hand. ”
After speaking, he took out two black balls from his pocket, and there were vague figures shaking in them, it was Xiao Xiao's father and sister, who shook towards Xiao Xiao and swallowed them one by one.
Seeing that the soul of his relatives was eaten by Zhao Da Niu, Xiao Xiao was anxious, there was no possibility of compromise, he shouted, and conjured up a 10-meter-high Dharma body, a beautiful woman in ancient costume, appeared in front of Zhao Da Niu, raised the big sword in his hand, and slashed at Zhao Da Niu's Buddha light shield, which was very powerful and very lethal.
The big sword, which was more than 3 meters long, split the layer of Buddha light, and even took it, and split Boss Zhao in half.
Xiao Xiao was very relieved that his revenge had been avenged, and his father and sister could rest in peace.
Who knows, in the blink of an eye, Zhao Da Niu, who was split, was together again, and the Buddha light on his body was sheng, and he also conjured a Dharma body, which was a tree, a Bodhi tree more than 20 meters high, and the Buddha voice full of temptation came, like whispering, like chanting,
"I am twenty-four heavens, Bodhi tree god, accompanied the Buddha Shakyamuni through seven days and seven nights, against the twelve karma, and finally enlightened into a Buddha, but also the earliest protector of the Buddha's side, this time re-enter the reincarnation, come to the mortal world, by the Buddha's own decree, help the world to save people, purify all sentient beings, reshape the faith, Buddhism is the only one, this is the merit is immeasurable.
You are a little land woman, dare to hinder my Buddha's eternal achievements? I'll beat you to death. ”
The sound had not disappeared, and the branches of the Bodhi tree were like beating lightning, striking on Xiao Xiao's Dharma Body, each blow was deep to the bones, and every time it was painful, Xiao Xiao rolled on the ground and couldn't stop wailing.
This is the competition between divine power and Buddha power, and it is also the suppression of the power level, although Xiao Xiao has become a god, he is just a brigade accountant, and there is no problem in bullying and bullying lonely souls and wild ghosts, and there is nothing he can do about those who have names and surnames.
After being beaten thousands of times, Xiao Xiao's law body finally couldn't bear it, and the moment the law body disintegrated, Xiao Xiao quickly ran to the Taiping Temple to hide, after all, it was his own office, and he could still block it.
Zhao Daniu's transformation into the Bodhi Tree God, slapped the Taiping Temple a few times, I feel that after all, it is the office of the Heavenly Court, you can beat the land woman and say, offended the Buddha, King Kong is angry, if you demolish the Land Temple, everyone will not look good, that is hitting the face of the Heavenly Court, Zhao Daniu is still measured.
From the Bodhi tree to Zhao Da Niu again, he urinated on the land temple again and drove away.
Xiao Xiao hid in the land temple in fear, feeling so aggrieved and ashamed, especially when he was beaten by a branch on the ground just now, Cai Gen's call came from his heart, but he had no time to take care of it, and he was really guilty of his kindness, and he was all sorry.
He is really a useless person, even if he becomes a god, he is also a useless god.
However, after experiencing Cai Gen's gift of food and becoming a god, and the reincarnation of eternity, Xiao Xiao's simple and fragile heart has changed, and he is more resilient and witty.
After distinguishing the disparity in strength between the enemy and me, he began to look for help, and found a way to win back a city and clean up Zhao Daniu.
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The underworld, before the spiritual gate is closed.
When more than 13,000 VIPs appeared at the same time, even the bull head and horse noodles came out to greet them.
How many years have passed, even in the long period when ancient sages were born, there have not been so many souls with benevolence at the same time.
It is completely a sign of the revival of the underworld, not only the bull head and horse noodles are coming, but the king of Taishan Mansion is here, of course, the Emperor Xudu is also here.
The three groups of people did not communicate at close range, but they all looked at the group of VIPs in front of them intently, and they were all very happy, how much salary, how much performance, and how much merit would be paid?
Looking at where it is enjoyable, Niu Tou Ma Mian hurriedly greeted the clerk, arranged VIP reincarnation, and the most important thing was to stay in the bag, and there was no point in visiting the exhibition here.
It's just that this group of VIPs was just about to pass through the Lingmen Pass, and a huge dog head stretched out from the Lingmen Pass and spoke.
"According to the decree of the Bodhisattva of the earth, God has the virtue of a good life, the Bodhisattva is compassionate and compassionate, knowing that a group of laborers have gone through hardships before their deaths, and their resentment is difficult to resolve, my Buddha is merciful, and sets up an altar outside the Lingmen Pass for three months, preaching the scriptures, taking refuge in my Buddha, eliminating anger, and then going to reincarnation."
After the dog head finished speaking, he retreated, and before leaving, he glanced contemptuously at the three waves of people present, and pouted anthropomorphically.
Emperor Xudu didn't pay attention to the disrespect of the dog's head, as the saying goes, the dog fights the human power, snorted a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and scolded in a low voice,
"Staring and talking nonsense, whatever stuff, sooner or later, it's all over the fun."
The sound was so small that everyone present could hear it.
Yes, everyone can see it, they are not blind, these VIPs have a gentle face and a golden light, where is there a trace of anger?
This is VIP, this is the mouth of benevolence, what Dharma do you need to listen to? What other anger is eliminated?
It's just to recruit believers, and it's too much to find such a perfunctory reason! Is this to tear your face and eat exclusively?
Taishan Mansion Jun didn't spit, but he felt uncomfortable in his heart, and this Jizo Bodhisattva was too ugly to eat, and he didn't take me seriously.
I'm also nominally the supreme leader of the underworld, he's so domineering, why can't he go to heaven?
No, he doesn't go to heaven, I have to go to heaven, this can't work.
When will he be deducted from his benevolence?
When the three months come, ask out loud, have you understood? Everyone shook their heads, so let's come back for another three months, what should we do?
Thinking of this, Taishan Mansion Jun dodged, disappeared in place, and went to Heavenly Court to report.
Seeing that the Emperor of Taishan Mansion was gone, and the Emperor of Xudu was also gone, he didn't care, anyway, he didn't count what he said, he didn't have to worry, Heavenly Court was the first to turn his face.
They're gone, the bull head and the horse can't go, and they are considered to be the Jizo Bodhisattvas.
In addition to embarrassment on his face, he is bitter, this top boss, even if he is a demon in the world, what kind of trouble is this whole thing?
Is this still a way to live? Just a little hopeful, just do it, aren't you afraid of problems?
The old cow shouted irritably,
"What are you doing in a daze, are you all deaf? Build a Dharma platform for the Bodhisattvas, one by one, like fools. ”
After speaking, he pulled the horse noodles, led the black and white impermanence, and went back to drink stuffy wine, originally thinking that after this batch of group buying VIPs, he would buy a real estate, but now look, it's yellow.