Chapter 667: Walking the Rivers and Lakes
Lao Cheng annoyed a dazed gangster and pushed him into a chaotic battle circle.
Looking at a few sweet guys sitting in their stalls eating, and then looking at a few guys standing not far away watching the excitement, Lao Cheng spread his hands on the side of Robert and said, "This is too bad, I just earned a month's tuition for Jiawen, and everything turned out to be messed up!" ”
Saying that, Lao Cheng looked at a few hearty guys sitting in his stall eating and drinking, and said, "Don't make trouble later, it's very harsh to outsiders here!"
Even if you want to die, remember to buy the order first! ”
A Chinese man nodded at Lao Cheng with a smile, and said with a smile: "No problem, let's just watch the fun, is that really Principal Alvin?" The one next to him who looks like Tony? Stark.
I received a job posting called "The Avengers" and was ready to try it out when I had time. ”
Saying that, the Chinese smiled and arched his hand towards Lao Cheng, and said in Chinese: "Uncle, what do you say about the "Avengers" is true?
Oh, my name is Wu Ziqi, and I haven't been in the United States for long! ”
Lao Cheng glanced at Yan Shuangying, who was sitting silently eating and drinking, and said to this Wu Ziqi: "The Avengers must be real, but their work is very dangerous, it depends on whether you have the ability to go there to find something to eat."
It looks like you're also a martial arts practitioner, and if you don't have a wanted warrant for the Sharpshooter Club on your back, I advise you to go out honestly and get a job, and don't come to Hell's Kitchen to mess around. ”
Wu Ziqi looked at Lao Cheng with some displeasure and said, "Why? What could a sharpshooter be? On what basis do you issue a wanted warrant?
I also slaughtered several redskin monsters a few days ago, what can be the problem of joining the Avengers? ”
Lao Cheng looked at the young and vigorous Wu Ziqi, swayed with a smile, and said, "You think it's okay, just remember not to make trouble here." ”
Saying that, Lao Cheng smiled and pointed to Yan Shuangying, who had been silent, and said with a smile: "Xing, learn from him, it is not who is better at taking this road, but who lives long, and it is not possible to stop the peak of martial arts."
Prudence in words and deeds is a good habit for walking in the rivers and lakes! ”
Wu Ziqi glanced at the silent Yan Shuangying, pursed his lips, muttered a few times in his mouth, ended the topic with Lao Cheng, and then looked lively. The silent guy looked terrible, he didn't dare to mess around, it was better to be honest.
Breathless money? Tang En's shoulders returned to Lao Cheng's stall, pressed him on a chair, and then said to Lao Cheng's stall: "I'd better come back to help, I can't make up for the excitement there." ”
Lao Cheng picked up a chopstick and smashed it at Shangqi, scolding: "Aren't those red-skinned monsters enough for you to fight?" Haven't had enough? ”
Saying that, Lao Cheng pointed to Yan Shuangying, who was eating silently, and said, "He is here to find you, if it is your friend, remember to invite someone to drink a glass of wine." ”
Shangqi had already seen Yan Shuangying, but he knew that the guy didn't care too much about vulgarity, and he didn't rush over to greet Yan Shuangying, just nodded to him, and then walked to Lao Cheng's side, picked up a large handful of meat skewers and wanted to put them in the oil pot.
Aunt Cheng quickly stopped her breath, patted his hand, and whispered, "That's for foreigners." ”
Saying that, Aunt Cheng took out a large handful of skewered meat from another foam box, stuffed it into the oil pot and said, "Beckon friends to eat this, silly apricot!" ”
Shangqi looked at Lao Cheng dumbfounded, and couldn't believe how the gentle and demure Aunt Cheng had become like this!
Lao Cheng slapped his head on the head in embarrassment and scolded: "Fuck off, you know a fart about business!" ”
Shangqi gave Aunt Cheng a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "It seems that Jiawen not only has no money to go to school, but also estimates that he has money to beg his daughter-in-law, can my eldest nephew follow suit?"
Auntie, you have to hold on to your money, men are easy to become bad when they are rich! ”
Aunt Cheng patted Shangqi's arm in disgust and said, "Nonsense, your uncle is not such a person."
Recently, the house prices of Hell's Kitchen are going to increase a little bit, I see that you are ready to put down roots here, I still have some savings here, you go to old Kent and ask him to find you a suitable house.
You're not young anymore, where can you find a girlfriend if you don't have a house? ”
Shangqi looked at Aunt Cheng with some emotion after hearing this, and finally said: "Thank you, auntie, you still keep the money for yourself, a house, I will find a way by myself, and I will have it soon!" ”
Lao Cheng scooped up the fried meat skewers, slapped them heavily on a stainless steel plate, looked at Shangqi and scolded: "What can you do?" Can you make a fortune driving "bumper cars" with people in your pickup truck?
Listen to your aunt honestly, hurry up and buy the house first, the price increase in Hell's Kitchen is just around the corner. Where else in New York is safer? ”
Holding the plate awkwardly, he looked at Lao Cheng and said, "Uncle, I'm not a filial son anymore, I can really handle it myself, if I can't do it, I'll go to experiment with Stark."
I made a lot of money by engaging in a set of "Yongchun tactics" with him before, and when I turned around, I sold the "Eight Poles" to him, and the money for a house came out. ”
Lao Cheng slapped his head impatiently and scolded: "You still want to sell those foolish things for a lot of money, I don't know if there is no suitable breathing method, those are all shows?"
Stark people are not bad, we can't lie to people! ”
Shangqi let out a long sigh, nodded helplessly, and said, "His steel suit can't breathe!"
He wants to play good-looking, and I also spent energy, I helped him make it look good and be able to play. ”
Saying that, he looked at Lao Cheng's expression, and said helplessly: "Okay, I know, build a house first, and I'll pay you back the money slowly."
Maybe I'll get rich at that time, and I'll buy a high-end apartment for Jiawen, and it's not impossible to have a villa! ”
After saying that, Shangqi stopped chatting with Lao Cheng, and walked towards Yan Shuangying with a plate full of meat skewers, this guy is a good hand, and I don't know what he came to do with him?
Lao Cheng glanced at his daughter-in-law and continued to get busy with a smile.
The calm here was in stark contrast to the frenzy not far away, and everyone who knew him was consciously avoiding Lao Cheng's stall, and they all knew that if Lao Cheng's business was messed up, he would definitely be beaten up at the least price.
Shangqi put a plate of meat skewers on the table in front of Yan Shuangying, took out two broken bottles and handed one bottle to him, and said with a smile: "I haven't thanked you for what happened in the hospital before."
What's the matter with you finding here so late? ”
Yan Shuangying was not polite, he took a sip of the wine bottle, sighed comfortably, and said: "Originally, I wanted to come to you to partner with you and go to hunt those red-skinned monsters in other places together, but the American government paid a lot of money." ”
Saying that, Yan Shuangying pointed to Lao Cheng, who was busy, and said with a smile: "But now it seems that you won't go, so I won't talk nonsense."
Brother, you have been here for a long time, do you know where to buy cheap arms? I don't have a powerful firearm on my own, and it can be a bit of a struggle. ”
Yan Shuangying, who looked at the heroic character with a smile, smiled and pointed at Alexei, who was sparkling with Russell, and said: "I'll introduce you to you later, the machine guns used by the New York police this time were all bought from him."
He has almost all the weapons made in Russia there, only you can't think of it, and there is nothing that he doesn't have.
Get the money ready, and I'll do it with you tomorrow! ”
Yan Shuangying was happy at first, and then swayed a little frustratedly, and said: "There are not many things, just get an AK with a few hundred rounds of ammunition, and I can't afford more." ”
Shangqi was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that this guy was driven out by the Sharpshooter, and it is estimated that he is also a poor ghost now.
Picked up the break and touched Yan Shuangying, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I am an acquaintance with him, Lao Maozi's things are all bargains, you make a list first, and I will lend you the money first, well, even if I invest, you will return it to me with interest when the time comes." ”
Yan Shuangying was stunned for a moment, looking at the bold Shangqi and wanted to say something, but in the end it only turned into a heroic laugh, and then drank the broken one in his hand, stomped heavily on the table, and said: "You are a friend and my Yan Shuangying is a friend!" ”
Saying that, Yan Shuangying took out a driver's license from his arms, put it on the table, pushed it in front of Shangqi, and said: "This is the driver's license I bought, it is said to be the same as the real thing, if I don't come back to look for you, remember to call the police, maybe I can find my body." ”
Shangqi glanced at his driver's license and said, "Svaro? Pashanbe? What the hell is this name?
Your money is wasted, this thing is fake, just one of these things is useless, you can't even buy a plane ticket.
I know an apricot named Kevin, I'll go to him to help you get a "real" identity, and then you can go to the DMV to report the loss and get a new one.
Social security accounts are also a practice, these foreigners use computers for everything, and it is easy to find the right person to get real documents. ”
Yan Shuangying was stunned and looked at the Shangqi in front of him who seemed to be able to do anything, and said a little embarrassed: "How embarrassing is this, this is a little too troublesome, I just take this and use it, many small hotels actually just look at the driver's license, and they don't care about the truth or falsehood." ”
Shangqi listened to the smile of remembrance on his face and said, "I used to think the same way, but Principal Alvin told me that if you want to live a good life, you must start with a legal identity.
So I'm very happy now, we can live without identity, but with identity we can live better, why not choose a better one?
Lao Yan, just as I gave you a gift, for the sake of us who once fought side by side! ”
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When Alvin drank the whole bottle of whiskey, the battle finally stopped, in fact most of the gang bosses were stopped, it was a fight that was a gastronomic fight, and when the leaders were stopped, the fight naturally stopped.
Coulson covered his sore waist and eyes, walked to Mei's side and looked at her, and found that she was fine, so he smiled reassuringly, and then looked at Alvin and said, "This is the worst scene I've ever experienced, our Chendou is simply inexplicable!" ”
Alvin glanced at Russell, who was rubbing his chin, then looked at Coulson and said, "But everyone's mood is relaxed, you look a lot better, haha!"
Actually, they don't have much malice, and they get beaten more than you.
This battle between the gangsters and S.H.I.E.L.D. is yours! ”
Coulson glanced around with a wry smile and said, "Yes, use S.H.I.E.L.D. as a punching bag, you are the first!" ”
Saying that, Coulson hesitated for a moment and said: "I may be leaving, which makes me a lot easier, but I didn't expect that I messed up a lot of things, and finally I was promoted."
Principal Alvin, we all know you're a good person.
I hope, I hope we can be friends in the future, although it may be a little hard, but"
Before Alvin could reply, the hapless Piri rubbed his crotch and walked over, looked at Coulson with a lewd smile and pointed at Mei with a cold face, and said: "S.H.I.E.L.D. is a rich unit, although your girl is good, but you still seem to need a little extra service."
Remember to come to me and issue a ticket for you with a 12% discount with my address! ”