Chapter 1224: The Fool's Team
Zhang Qiang looked at a few alien visitors coldly, he waved his sister-in-law's assistant to come over, and then said to Alvin: "Leave it to us, I will copy the information in it and send it to the joint command we have formed."
If all these fools say those things are 'cannon fodder', I guess they really are. β
Alvin smiled and nodded, and handed the computer in his hand to the little girl named Zhihe.
Zhihe took the computer and fiddled with it twice, then pulled out a transparent monitor from it, and then swiped on it twice like controlling an ordinary touchscreen computer to find the video taken by the other party.
The little girl pursed her lips and turned off the voice in the video, and then fast-forwarded to watch the video, then she nodded to Zhang Qiang and said, "Sir, no problem, we can compare it with the information in the Kree spaceship in the past."
These things look very ordinary, and they barely even change direction during the voyage.
Personally, I think that with a distance of 4.4 billion kilometers, they should not be able to reach the earth in 5 months.
The gravitational sphere of the planets in the solar system will limit their speed, and I wonder how much will be left when they break into our vicinity. β
Zhang Qiang frowned and said: "Don't use words like 'guess' and 'doubt', send images and materials to research institutes around the world, we need accurate assessments." β
Saying that, Zhang Qiang looked at Zhihe who was always staring at the raccoon with a sharp mouth and hairy face, as if he wanted to go up and touch him twice, and the boss of the Sharpshooter Club said a little impatiently: "What is there to see about a little alien monster, hurry up and get to work?" β
Zhihe glanced at the rocket raccoon with a little regret when she heard this, and then turned to leave, and said, "How can a modified animal be so smart, we should catch him and dissect it."
He should be a model for biomodification......"
Alvin just wanted to tease Zhang Qiang about the issue of "sister-in-law", but what this girl said made him a little creepy, what kind of girl looked at a raccoon with interest in order to dissect him?
Zhang Qiang probably guessed what Alvin was thinking, he spread his hands helplessly, then turned his index finger around his temple, and said with a smile: "You know that geniuses' thinking is a little different from ours.
Especially geniuses with an IQ of over 185, who are always out of step with us mortals......"
Alvin smiled and shook his head, and said, "Why do I think you're a little proud?"
My sister-in-law is so 'perverted', what level should your wife have?
Damn, IQ 185 is level? Lao Tzu tried his best when he was a child, and he tested 110! β
Zhang Qiang squeezed his eyes proudly at Alvin when he heard this, and said: "My wife is the chief designer of the intelligent system 'Nuwa' of the Sharpshooter Society, don't think that Stark is the only smart person in the world." β
Saying that, Zhang Qiang said as if joking: "The difference between us is that my wife is very beautiful, but your Tony Stark is a willful mustache, haha......"
Alvin raised two middle fingers at Zhang Qiang when he heard this, and said with a smile: "How does it feel to be dominated by a woman with a high IQ?"
Did you earn your position as vice president by eating soft rice? β
Zhang Qiang laughed and said, "I don't have good teeth......
Saying that, Zhang Qiang glanced at Zhihe, who had been eavesdropping on his own words, he looked at Alvin seriously, and said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if I'm smart or not, I mainly like to be able to fight......"
Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang's expression, and he suddenly found the feeling of chatting and farting with his best friend when he was young from Zhang Qiang's smiling eyes.
The feeling of suddenly facing the upper frequency was very interesting, he smiled playfully and hugged Zhang Qiang, and said as if "comforting": "Huaguo should eliminate such 'inhumane' things as washboards now, right?" β
Zhang Qiang listened to it and put on a look of coming, and said earnestly to Alvin: "Women's imagination is always extremely rich, in fact, the washboard is good, and occasionally massaging it is good for the knees......"
The stereotypical General Ross always hoped that he could have a friendly exchange with Alvin, and he saw that Zhang Qiang could always chat with Alvin very happily in a few words, in fact, he was very envious.
Struggling to squeeze a soft smile on his face, General Ross leaned over to Alvin's side and said, "Actually, you don't need to massage your knees, the skin is too thin there......"
Saying that, General Ross looked at Alvin with a strange expression, and he said with a smile: "I didn't mean to pay tribute to your past experience!"
But if you need it, I have an electromagnetic massager in my lab, which is effective in relieving muscle tension and even works as a workout......"
Alvin looked at General Ross who was talking about chickens and ducks, he shook his head funny, looked at Zhang Qiang and said: "You should come to a set, you don't look like you can resist beatings, and massage is still helpful for exercising your ability to resist blows." β
Saying that, Alvin looked at General Rose, who was very courteous, and he smiled at him for the first time and said: "Although you are a villain with no humanity, but you also have a set of your massager, that thing is not cheap when you hear it!" β
General Ross didn't know what he had done wrong, but Alvin's attitude made him happy.
A Manhattan Tomahawk who always looked at the military with colored eyes put him under a lot of pressure.
In the current Joint Command, because of Alvin's attitude, the United States has basically no dominance, which was absolutely impossible in the past......
Now, General Ross feels that now that Alvinken has relented, many things will be easier in the future.
Alvin ignored General Ross's simple inner calculations, a hawkish soldier who couldn't find an idea in social interactions.
It's just that everyone's position is the same now, and Dr. Banner has no intention of retaliating against him, so there is no need to always give him an ugly look.
Glancing at Loki, who was about to speak, Alvin shook his head and said, "Go back and get along with your new friends, I don't know if they're great, but they must have a good sense of humor......"
Saying that, Alvin looked at Loki's distressed expression, and he smiled and said, "You have to seriously reflect on yourself......
Heimdall must hate you, or he wouldn't have teleported you with these guys. β
Loki glanced at the sky helplessly and said, "There are a lot of people who don't like me......"
Saying that, Loki looked at Alvin with a serious expression and said, "But as the ground commander of Nidvenir, I must be responsible for those soldiers.
The first landing force of the Kree has landed in Nidvenir, and if we want to hold them down and help reduce the pressure on Thor in the universe, we must take out Ronan and at least the Power Gem.
Now that 12,000 space warships have entered the solar system, it will be a bit difficult for us to figure out Ronan's flagship from them.
Heimdall's waste can't peep in a protected place, and there's no way to teleport it, so we need them ......"
Alvin followed Loki's finger to look at Peter Quayle and Rocket Raccoon, who were talking about it, and he hesitated for a moment before saying, "Are you sure it's a good idea?"
I don't think they can do anything but mess things up! β
Alvin's contempt made Peter Quill feel insulted, he stood up straight and looked at Alwyn seriously, and said, "Please keep respect to me, as the most powerful thief in the galaxy, I have experienced more crises than you have brushed your teeth, ......"
Peter Quill was blown by Gamora and screamed, "What are you doing?
I'm not boasting, I'm just telling the truth. β
Gamora's helpless eyes were gone, and she sighed and said, "Do we still want to snatch the power gem back?"
Do you think you can solve Ronan alone? β
Peter Quill blinked twice, took two steps with an awkward expression, and said: "Actually, it's not impossible, as long as we can get close to Ronan and give him the rocket's 'quantum missile', we can win......"
Saying that, Peter Quill crooked his neck and said stiffly: "Actually, I have always had a plan......"
Alvin looked at the fattened version of Dinosaur Island Barry in front of him, he rubbed his face a little helplessly, then looked at Loki and said, "They better deserve it, or I swear I'll cut off your fingers......"
Saying that, Alvin looked at the time, then glanced at the endless convoy of transports, he signaled to Zhang Qiang that he was leaving, and then shouted to the sky: "Heimdall, send us back to Prison Island......"
After waiting for a few seconds and no reply from Heimdall, Alvin glanced at Loki, who had a strange expression, and then he shouted to the sky, "Heimdall, send us to Prison Island, and I'll punch Loki for you......"
With Alvin's shout, a colorful light descended from the sky, taking Alvin and the alien visitors with him.
Looking at the space door that was still running, Zhang Qiang nodded with satisfaction, and then the old man looked up at the sky and muttered to himself: "Heimdall, is this a code or someone's name?" β
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A flash of light flashed on the prison island, and Alvin walked a few steps with some dizziness.
Looking at the little Ginny running over, Alvin opened his arms to catch his enthusiastic girl, but he didn't know if it was dizziness or something, and the little girl passed him like a gust of wind......
Alvin, who was still faint, shook his head, and before he came back to his senses, he heard the excited cry of little Ginny behind him, "Dad, this is a raccoon, is it a gift from you?" β
Before Alvin could look back to see what was going on, Rocket Raccoon's impatient voice came, "Heyβlet me go, you stupid curly-haired two-legged monster!"
Oh, if you're tugging at my teeth, I'll show you blood......
Oh, oh, oh, the ears don't work either......"