Chapter 11: The Funeral

As the name suggests, if a family's fortune is not good, then burying their ancestors in someone else's prosperous grave can take a hitchhiker and bury them.

I looked at the grass roots and the coffin before I decided that the grass roots before the tomb were rotten, and the wedges on the two vermilion lacquer coffins were not original, they were obviously opened, not a secret burial.

This big-bellied beauty land is one of the best feng shui in the county, and it must be targeted by people, burying their family here, which is equivalent to stealing the fortune of the big-bellied beauty to their own home, so the old couple will follow and trust the dream, saying that there is a thief at home, and it is a thief who steals feng shui.

Blocking people's money is like killing parents, and when the second uncle heard this, he roared and asked me who is so unforgiving, and found him to peel off the sofa.

He Shang asked nervously, where did his real grandparents go?

The rest of the relatives also mixed in, like zombies out of the cage, and surrounded me tightly.

I asked them to calm down, the body of the stolen burial has come out, and Feng Shui is equivalent to having to come back, and more importantly, quickly find the culprit so that the grandparents can be buried back.

The relatives nodded one after another, feeling that it was too pitiful to leave their grandparents out and lonely.

Not only is it pitiful, but it is also dangerous for them.

The ancestral cave is good, the family is lucky, so that the ancestral tomb smokes, and if the ancestor is buried in the blind land, out of the beggar's land and other fierce holes, the descendants will follow the bad luck.

Looking at the fortune of Heshang, not only was the fortune robbed, but the fate was in danger, and the burial thief was likely to throw the old couple in a murderous hole, and his father may have died early because of this. So the old man was in a hurry when he dreamed, saying that there was no time - the longer the old man stayed in the murderous hole, the more dangerous the offspring became.

He was anxious: "Who is this who has such a big enmity with our family, and after stealing feng shui, it hurts people, and it is too amazing, right?" ”

Before, I said that I offended people with my family, and that's what I meant: the other party is killing two birds with one stone. I'll let them think about it, which family does they have a blood feud with? Or during this period of your bad luck, who in the local area got rich without being cold?

and the family said that there was no such big enemy, so they would check the rich people, but during this time, there were local demolition households, some won the lottery, and some started businesses and went public.

Damn, there are so many people who have become rich, when will it be my turn?

The second uncle was a short-tempered man, seeing that there was nowhere to spread the fire now, he looked back at the two coffins, and immediately said: "These two old thieves stole our family's feng shui, and they can't just let them go." As he spoke, he dragged the two corpses out and crushed them to ashes.

The second aunt hurriedly asked the second uncle not to be impulsive, but she didn't think about it, the second uncle had just arrived in front of the coffin, and suddenly "Mommy" sounded, and sat on the ground.

He Shang hurriedly asked him what was wrong, and the second uncle pointed to the coffin, trembling and said, "I saw the old man inside, and he moved......

I hurriedly ran to the front of the coffin, glanced at the corpse inside, and immediately said loudly: "Heshang, quickly close the coffin lid!" ”

He listened to me, and quickly picked up the lids of the two coffins and closed them, and as soon as he closed them, he heard movement insideβ€”like some living creature scratching the coffin board inside, trying to figure it out!

As soon as this movement came out, it immediately scared those relatives and howled wolves, and they withdrew several meters.

This time it's troublesome, I quickly asked Heshang to bury the two coffins back, the second uncle quit at once, and said that it was hard to dig out these two old thieves, why did they fill them back, didn't that give them feng shui again?

I said, "There's no way, people have calculated it, this is a dead corpse, it grows hair when it sees the light, if you don't see it yourself, the nails are two inches long, and if you don't put it back, you have to cheat the corpse." ”

He was busy and said, "Isn't it okay to burn it?" ”

I shook my head: "If you burn it, the resentment will be even greater, and it will double the trouble for you." ”

The second uncle was disgusted and had no choice, so he tore off the bark of an unlucky elm tree. I looked at the strength of the hand and was secretly frightened, and said that he and the previous family really had Lu Zhishen's genes, and the second aunt was next to him, and while comforting him, he seemed to be relieved.

The other party does things without leakage, he is a hard hand, could it be that he specializes in the dark side?

There will be an unwarranted disaster at any time with the above face, human life is bigger than the sky, if it doesn't work, it's better to ask Cheng Xinghe, anyway, if there are more lice, it won't itch, and if there are too many accounts, don't worry.

I showed a warm smile unique to Cheng Xinghe, Cheng Xinghe had an expression of "I know", and stretched out his hand to me, I said in my heart that this product was really out of my eyes, so I had to say: "You also know my current conditions......

Cheng Xinghe didn't withdraw his hand, but motioned for me to look at his hand, and I realized that he had a handful of melon seeds in his palm.

The melon seeds are creamy, and although they are hot by him, they are unexpectedly quite delicious.

At this time, Cheng Xinghe sighed: "You say that in this world, why don't good people live long and leave disasters for thousands of years?" ”

There is no beginning or end to this, what does it mean? As soon as I looked up, I found that his clear eyes were staring at Aunt Heshang, as if he had seen something special.

When he looked at the fat bear, he also looked at him like this, could it be that the second aunt had a problem? But she herself is also a family, can't she dig a pit and jump by herself?

I still remembered - when we were digging graves before, how did the family and the family come so in time? I asked and asked the family, and they all said that they were notified by the second aunt, saying that they were against the big deal, owed a lot of debts, and wanted to take the ancestral grave, of course, they all came to stop it.

The second aunt is staring at the coffin now, and she is also flustered, taking advantage of people's inattention, she took out her mobile phone and typed, her hands trembling vigorously, looking like she had a ghost in her heart.

Looking at the face of the second aunt again, I was stunned again - strange, the second aunt is a woman who married into a wealthy family, it stands to reason that she should be a prosperous husband, but her cheekbones are sharpened, her eyebrows are even her heart, and she is poor.

What kind of years have it been, the poor dog has become a rich man, and the noble lady has become a village girl?

I looked at He Shang and said, "How is your second aunt?"

He Shang thought about it and said that the second aunt is nothing, she just loves vanity, has a small heart, loves to take advantage, is greedy for money, is mean, and the rest is good.

, and this product looks honest, and the scolding is quite technical.

He Shang added another sentence: "I haven't had much contact with them over the years, and I can't remember clearly, it seems that the second aunt had a bad relationship with her grandparents before, and by the way, she broke off walking with us." ”

Bad relationship? I'm interested, so I'll talk about it in detail.

He Shang thought about it for a while, and said that he heard that his grandfather had a year of birthday, and he didn't know why he quarreled with the second uncle and second aunt, and the trouble was very serious.

It turned out that the second aunt had a nickname, called Moving Hamster.

At the end of the year, when it was time to reconcile the accounts, Heshang's father found that the accounts were wrong, and the second aunt made false accounts and took up the money.

There is neither much money nor too little, and the second aunt and her family are not short of money, why do they want to do such a thing of stealing chickens and dogs? and his father talked to the second aunt in private, but the second aunt rolled around at that time, saying that the boss wanted to monopolize power, so he created false evidence, wronged her for stealing money, and wanted to squeeze the two of them out of the family business.

Everyone felt that the identity of the second aunt did not need to be greedy for this cheapness, and the ugliness of his father's homesickness should not be publicized, so he didn't care too much, so he transferred the second aunt to a position that had nothing to do with money.

However, the second aunt did not change her habits, and it became more and more blatant to take advantage, and the people in the company secretly asked her to move the hamster.

This matter finally let the grandfather know, the old man was also very angry, saying that the second aunt was shallow-eyed, and the second aunt was not allowed to get involved in the family business, and the second aunt's younger brother thought that his sister was bullied, and he also came to make trouble when his grandfather was celebrating his birthday, and made his grandmother angry with high blood pressure, and the grandfather announced that he was going to break off with the second uncle's family.

This is strange, why is the second aunt short of money to this extent? And said that the second aunt doesn't have any hobby of burning money, and she is also very picky about food and clothing, and she hasn't bought a house or land, so she doesn't know what to do with money.

Of course, there are also people who naturally like to be misers, but the second aunt doesn't look like this, she is really poor.

As soon as I thought about it, I said loudly that I had a way to dispose of these two feng shui stealing corpses.

The second uncle and they immediately gathered over and asked me how to deal with it? The second aunt's face immediately changed.

I said simply, to treat others in the way of others, but there is a desperate cave not far away, which is also a coincidence, and it is able to restrain the corpse, but there is one more evil - if the corpse is buried there, then the descendants of these two corpses will be unlucky.

Everyone knows what it means to be out of the house - if you can't give birth to a son, you won't even go to the grave in the future. But I didn't really want to do it, just to force the culprit out himself.

Sure enough, a group of people came from behind the forest, guarding the front of the coffin, and the leader roared violently: "I see who dares!" ”

and glanced at the person, and immediately patted his thigh: "Fuck, I forgot, when our family was unlucky, it was this bastard who became rich!" ”