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Duan Xiaohong seemed to recall the original scene, a little annoyed.

"Actually, I was still young at the time, and the masters didn't want to help because it was time to do something.

I'm going to be tough with that big rabbit steel.

Fortunately, the masters felt sorry for me and finally helped.

I saved this little calf, and I lay down for more than half a year.

Now people say that it is feudal superstition, do you have a conscience?

Erzhuzi, you touch it, is your conscience still there? ”

As she spoke, Duan Xiaohong became excited, and raised her hand.

According to her previous posture, this is going to be done.

But Erzhuzi was experienced in fighting at a glance, and immediately took out a cigarette and put it in Duan Xiaohong's hand, quickly lit it, and escaped the catastrophe.

With an embarrassed smile, he handed out a circle of cigarettes to everyone present.

"Xiaohong, of course I have a conscience, and I have never forgotten the grace of saving my life.

From the moment you saved me, I secretly swore that I would be by your side for the rest of my life. ”

What's the use of slipping out of your mouth?

Without some practical action, it is easy to be despised.

This is what everyone thinks now, and Cai's mother-in-law thought of one thing in time.

"Erzhuzi, did you commit suicide in order to be with her?"

was mentioned in this matter, Erzhuzi was not embarrassed, and he looked proud.

"Auntie, that's not it, when I chased her, she didn't look down on me.

In the end, there was really no trick, so I thought, I can't be with her in life, it's a big deal that I die and go to her cousin, and it can be regarded as a long-term stay. ”

This one...

Cai Gen thinks this two pillars are not ordinary.

What Liang Shanbo, what Romeo, compared with this two pillars, it is weak.

People don't break the jar and die, they want to go to the hall to become a breeze.

Sure enough, Daxian's love is not something that ordinary people can speculate.

glanced at his wife Yuanyuan, full of admiration, this kid is too unusual.

Shi Huozhu seemed to have heard some big joke, and couldn't help laughing.

drove Xiao Sun and Xiao Er together, and everyone laughed in such an atmosphere.

Although everyone knows that this should not be ridiculed, and the infatuation of others is also worthy of respect.

But it just feels like something is wrong, and the joy is inexplicable.

In the end, Duan Xiaohong and Erzhuzi were driven, and they also laughed together, after all, people are not dead, and it is good to listen to jokes.

Xiao Sun didn't know what kind of psychology he had, so he actually touched a cup with Erzhuzi, and after drinking, he continued to ask kindly.

"Dude, what about later? If you really want to die, what else can't? ”

Erzhuzi was overwhelmed by the strength of the wine at first glance, and after drinking a glass, his face turned red and he began to relax when he spoke.

"I committed suicide twice, but I didn't make it.

Once I drank pesticides, I caught up with the fake, and the gastric lavage enema almost didn't toss me to death.

Another time he hanged himself, the rope was not strong, he broke his leg, and he was on crutches for half a year.

The third time I tried to cut my wrists, Xiaohong stopped me.

Saying that we are not in a circle, even if I die, will not let me go to her cousin. ”

Duan Xiaohong listened beside her, with a proud face, as if to say, look at me not lying, someone really committed suicide for me, right?

The more Cai's mother-in-law listened, the more strange she became, as if she was beginning to question the cultural level of these two pillars.

Generally, normal people with knowledge and culture would not think about problems so much.

"Erzhuzi, what kind of education are you?"

"Auntie, my highest education is a graduate student, a double degree."

I'll go, what about the top students?

I really can't see it, Cai's mother-in-law doesn't know how to take it.

Zhen Shuiyin wanted to know what happened next.

"Erzhuzi, if you die, you can't get on her hall list, will you give up?

Change your mind, be a new person, study hard, and have you succeeded in your studies? ”

Erzhuzi glanced at Duan Xiaohong next to him lovingly, and shook his head firmly, without any embarrassment.

"No, Xiaohong said that we are not a circle, and I will find a way to become a circle.

At the beginning, I found a lot of immortals to get started, but I was born with no fate and was cheated out of a lot of money.

It seems that there are too many scammers in this folk, so I can only find formal channels.

It just so happens that a distant relative of mine is in Black Province, and they have a Harvard College there, but the enrollment requirements are very high, and it is considered a first-class undergraduate.

I had a good foundation and was not stupid, in order to be with Xiaohong, I studied hard, and finally got the second best score in the city and was admitted to Harvard College. ”

The second in the city, not to mention colleges and universities, you can pick and choose, and the top ten can enter.

Is Harvard College that hard to get into?

Suddenly, Cai Gen realized that something was wrong, and asked Shi Huozhu in a low voice.

"Isn't Harvard in a foreign country?"

Shi Huozhu didn't answer, and pointed in the direction of the west, and Cai Gen instantly understood.

Oh, it turns out that the focus is on Buddhism, and it's just the name of the place.

But looking at the two pillars wearing a robe or a bald man, is there still a story?

"When I entered Harvard College, I studied hard and hoped to graduate with honors.

At that time, you will be able to be in a circle with Xiaohong, and you will have a foundation to be together.

However, I suddenly figured out one thing, when a monk can't start a family, isn't this nonsense? ”

This time it was Cai Gen's turn and couldn't bear it anymore, so he took the lead and laughed.

I don't know how much these two pillars understand, the monk can't get married, if it's a senior, it's a bit of a tragedy.

Of course, it's morally wrong to make fun of someone's bad luck, but everyone drinks a lot.

Maybe the laughter has become lower, maybe what these two pillars are doing is too joyful, maybe the atmosphere of this New Year is really sad.

Anyway, everyone laughed again, and even Erzhu smirked, smirking helplessly, laughing at himself so stupidly.

Dad Cai laughed for a while, looking at Erzhuzi and feeling a little distressed, this kid is really enough to say.

"Silly boy, what happened to you?"

The second pillar stood up, fully revealing his priest's robes and the glittering golden cross.

Suddenly, his hands were folded, and then he reacted incorrectly and drew a cross on his body.

Then I returned to the Lord's arms.

After graduating from Harvard College, I was admitted to graduate school, and I was admitted to the graduate school of Northeast Theological Seminary across majors and faiths.

Now I am a devout Christian, a pastor who has dedicated his life to the salvation of the world. ”

Priest? Christian? Northeast Theological Seminary?

Oh buy ga, Cai Gen is a little confused.

You are a stupid boy white man, in order to chase Ma Xian, advanced to the Buddhist college, entered the seminary, and became a priest?

It's not wrong to say it's a circle, but this belief is a bit miscellaneous!

Several of Cai's mother's neighbors are really religious and go to church on weekends.

"Young man, what is the position of a priest? Is it older than a priest? What is the establishment, and what is the salary? ”

Look, this is what Aunt Li has been neighbors for a long time, why are you asking this?