Alvin stood on the podium and talked nonsense for nearly 2 hours, and no matter what kind of questions those reporters asked, he could make up a story that poured dirt on the big man according to the pattern of a thriller.

The FBI is all incompetent waste, the Department of Homeland Security orchestrates terrorist attacks, members of Congress are mercenary bastards, the president is a puppet controlled by others, blah, blah......

The reporters were going crazy, and it was a bit too exciting to have a good day, and everything that came out of Alvin's mouth should have been discussed for a long time.

All of these reporters were thinking about how to report on the story, even though Principal Alvin's account was full of words like speculation, maybe, probably, probably, and so on.

But he greeted the immediate family of the top decision-maker in the United States when he used expletives to broadcast live across the country, which shows that there maybe, perhaps, have some credibility in this matter!

Journalists are the group of people who believe in conspiracy theories the most, and the slightest thing can make them think, especially now that "the facts are there".

It's true that the U.S. government hasn't done anything in the last 24 hours, and that's Tony Stark......

…………

The hapless Donald Depp, as the only government official who came to visit, is now lying in the intensive care unit of a New York hospital, holding his broken jaw into three pieces in pain, and complaining in a vague tone to his beautiful daughter, "I went, why didn't anyone mention me?" ”

Donald's beautiful daughter Ika looked at her father helplessly and said, "Your best thing to do now is to stay in the hospital, maybe that crazy woman with a collapsed nose did a good thing this time."

There's nothing wrong with being forgotten by the media at this time! ”

Donald fumbled out a laptop from the bedside with an angry face, and said vaguely: "Okay, okay, but no one can stop me from posting a post on Facebook, there must be a lot of my supporters who are following me lately."

Ika, take me a tough guy picture, I'm with my fans. ”

Saying that, Donald turned on the computer with one hand, clumsily manipulated the mouse to try to log in to his Facebook account, and after several attempts he succeeded, he said impatiently: "Why doesn't anyone get all these things on their phones, and when will Stark Group's smartphones and intelligent systems be online?"

Look at the shit we're using now, these assassins really damn ......"

Ica reluctantly picked up a small digital camera and took a picture of his ridiculously funny father with a thick gauze on his chin, and then said, "You'd better prepare, your assistant will come in with a document soon."

The content on it is urging the police to hurry up and solve the case, and I will take pictures of these contents and send them to the media tomorrow, no matter what, we have to make a gesture. ”

Donald Depp was interested in all things media-related, he nodded in agreement with his daughter's request, and then said, "What should I do, do I have to be a little harsh, George is really bad this time."

Maybe the people now may need me like this!

New York needs a tough guy to lead it to prosperity! ”

Ika looked at his bastard dad a little haggardly, and said tiredly, "Never trouble Director George, that will cause us big trouble."

In fact, Director George can sit in the mayor's seat at any time if he wants to!

The people here love him, and he earns it for his hard work. ”

Donnatt Depp was stunned for a moment, nodded kindly and agreed to his daughter's request, and then held his chin and said with difficulty: "Then how about writing an article to scold the president?"

Such an incompetent guy is simply a disgrace to the United States, and I feel that I am a hundred times better than him!

And now scolding President Ellis is certainly "politically correct," and the people must want me to be on the side of the Manhattan Tomahawk. ”

Ika looked at his powerful father helplessly, and said, "I think you should take care of your chin first and think about how to deal with Alvin."

Or you can use your status as an alumnus of the University of Pennsylvania to recommend a few students from Hell's Kitchen Community School to study, which will definitely have a better effect than if you were scolding the president!

We don't know exactly what's going on now, but graduation season in America is coming, and that's Hell's Kitchen......"

…………

After answering the last reporter's question, Alvin touched the beads of sweat on his head a little tiredly.

Making up stories to frame others and greeting other people's whole families by the way is far from being as cool as it seems.

Fortunately, Alvin's psychological quality is still quite good, and the owner of the white house in the United States is indeed full of slots, which made a press conference full of swear words come to a smooth end.

Looking at the satisfied media group in the audience, Alvin thought about it, frowned and knocked on the microphone, and after attracting the attention of the reporters, he said seriously: "I don't care who started the war, but I know that the end of the war will be accompanied by blood."

I hope someone will come out and give me an answer so that let's hurry up and end these terrible days.

New York isn't Bogotá or Tijuana, and you really should be ashamed of that! ”

After saying that, Alvin ignored the shouting reporters, and turned and walked to the hospital lobby.

When passing by Pluto, Alvin hammered the bastard hard in the stomach and scolded viciously: "If you bastards don't give me enough money for advertising, I'll go door to door and beat your shit out." ”

Pluto held his stomach in pain and retched for a long time, looking at the fierce Alvin, this guy grinned with big gold teeth and said without fear of boiling water: "I have no money, and the money is used to open a pharmacy."

This is a live broadcast in the United States, you can't let me use a little money of more than 100,000 or 200,000 to disgust you.

We've all agreed that this year's high school soccer finals are about to begin, and whether or not the Hungry Wolves win the state championship or not, we'll pay for a complete overhaul of the school's stadium this year.

How about a standard 8,000-seat stadium?

In the future, just selling tickets will allow those boys to eat vegetables and beef every day......"

Saying that, Pluto grinned, laughed dryly, and said: "Principal Alvin, give me some strength, let me beat that bitch raised by Yard, the idea is from him, I can't be the only one who gets beaten!" ”

Alvin rolled his eyes and raised his middle finger at Pluto, who was selling his teammates cleanly, ignoring the bastard.

The background of the press conference just now was a bit awkward, and if it weren't for the fact that Lao Tzu was a Manhattan Tomahawk, it would have been a complete farce.

In the future, you really can't let these gangster bastards come to their brains, their brain circuits are very different from ordinary people, they always pretend to be legitimate businessmen.

It's fucking stupid, by law, most of them are now "legitimate businessmen"!

In fact, they don't completely agree with their identity change at all, otherwise you even have a lawyer, is it difficult to find a good plan?

Do you have to make a press conference that could have been very tall and look like a gangster specialty recommendation meeting?

It's not that they don't know, but that's probably the fuck-up style of Hell's Kitchen......