As soon as she heard this, the faces of the mother and daughter changed greatly, and Aunt Qiu pointed at the aunt who was eating melon seeds and scolded: "Zhao crooked his neck, can he speak human words?" No, I'll teach you for your dead mother! ”

As he spoke, he was about to go up and tear the mouth of the melon seed aunt.

The aunt known as Zhao Crooked Neck is not good at stubble, and the fairy seems to have to sprinkle the melon seeds in her hand and catch up: "Have the courage to do it, but don't have the courage to say it?" The boss of your family is unlucky, it is because you are not strict in discipline, who is not raised by your father's mother, why should you use it to give you joy? I see you're jumping high in the toilet - over! ”

Seeing the decisive battle between Aunt Qiu and Aunt Guazi on the top of the Forbidden City, Miss Qiu pounced like a tank, and joined the battle with anger: "Zhao crooked neck, don't horn, I see that your dead son is a desperate family, and you can't see others well!" ”

The people around cheered and cheered.

Seeing that it was dusty here, I hurriedly wanted to pull the rack, but I was dragged back by the white herbs, and by the way, I had to "rest" recently, so I pushed the dumb baran.

Dumb Balan was in a daze, and was pushed by me, and the sense of mission as a safflower double-stick gold medal fighter burned, and his tall figure was inserted like a sharp blade, and most people didn't see what he did clearly, and the three women were like three fireworks, flying in the air, lying heavily behind, and falling.

Mute Balan turned around and gave me a thumbs up to signify the successful completion of the task.

Cheng Xinghe took out Wangzi's small steamed buns, and said while eating: "Bullying our dead mother's face - bullying us to find a boy, this is your fate." ”

Saying that, he looked at Su Xun and took the opportunity to ask for favors: "If there is this kind of robber called us, we have experience - to solve the "hidden" matter of the four-phase bureau, it will trouble you, by the way, you don't charge, right?" ”

Su Xun saw that things had become like this, and his face became more and more ugly.

I took a look, pulled a big-mouthed bead ear from the crowd of onlookers, and without much trouble, I inquired about Chongxi.

This matter really has something to do with the ball girl's brother.

That brother is a target, a goblin.

Of course, people call good-looking girls "abrasive goblins". And this brother really ran into something that wasn't human.

Speaking of which, that brother is the same as Dumb Balan, the maternal solo has been in his twenties for more than 20 years, and his biggest wish is to find a partner.

is one more than Dumb Baran, that brother is an appearance association, and he has to find a stunning beauty, otherwise he is not worthy of him.

So for a while, I think the girl in the east is a short winter melon, and for a while, I think the eldest sister in the south is a bucket waist, and the emperor is not so strict in choosing a concubine, and those who don't know think he is a judge of Miss Universe, who will play with him like this?

Aunt Qiu is still waiting for the succession of the ancestry, urging him every day, saying that it is all two eyes and two legs, what is there to choose? It's not all the same when the lights are turned off, but he is not in a hurry, saying that there is nothing good-looking, and he would rather not marry.

As a result, he saw a girl on the street that day, but his eyes were straight - gourd figure, beautiful face, looking back and smiling, there was no shortcoming at all, it was simply the Yang Guifei in his dream!

So he hurriedly followed, wanting to ask someone for WeChat.

chased all the way into a small alley, the girl closed the door when she entered, and when he chased him to the door, he knocked on the door and asked the girl to give her a chance.

But the girl just wouldn't open it, so he begged the girl outside, begging the girl to give her a chance, and grinded for a day, until in the evening, a voice came from inside, saying that he was moved by his persistence, and asked him to wait at home at two o'clock in the morning, and opened the north window, and she was allowed to go.

This ball brother is very excited, but he wonders, why did he turn over the window?

The girl said that she was a married woman, and she was afraid that people would find out.

Brother Qiu was even more excited when he heard it, this thing is exciting!

As soon as I agreed, I suddenly felt that this voice was wrong, such a beautiful girl, why was her voice hoarse and ugly?

But Brother Qiu is an appearance association, and he doesn't have any voice control, and he doesn't care about this, so he looks forward to the beauty coming to him to go to Wushan in the evening.

He was just about to leave when suddenly the voice shouted, "Wait a minute." ”

Brother Qiu was stunned for a moment and asked her what else was going on?

The voice said, "I hate mirrors the most in my life, and you have to take all the mirrors out of the house, or we'll be done."

Brother Qiu didn't think about it, and said that this is easy to do, and it will be done.

While going back, Brother Qiu still thought, you said that you don't look good, and you are willing to look in the mirror on the street, this is really good-looking, beautiful and unknowing, I hate the mirror.

When he got home, he prepared with great pride, turned his suit out and put it on, asked his mother for a few candles, and set a table.

Then he lay down on the bed and waited for something good.

Sure enough, just after two o'clock in the morning, the window opened with a "creak", and a figure really came in, and as soon as he entered, he blew out the candle with a bang.

Brother Qiu was so excited, he hugged him when he went up.

As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine and a concubine is better than stealing, and Brother Qiu finally experienced the feeling of "good hi" this night.

There is only one thing - this beauty looked very white and tender before, but her body is rough.

Moreover, she has a very strange aura on her, a little fishy.

But Brother Qiu has this kind of beauty to give him a hug, and he doesn't care so much - it's enough to look good.

Brother Qiu himself is beautiful, and the other blind dates are all pushed, saying that his dream has come true, and he has nothing else to ask for.

Aunt Qiu saw that something was wrong and asked him what was the situation? You're still in love?

Brother Qiu refused to say, and felt full of spring breeze.

But after a long time, Aunt Qiu and Miss Qiu both feel that something is wrong - why is Brother Qiu getting thinner and thinner?

For this reason, the two of them also asked him if he had any weight loss secrets?

Brother Qiu waved his hand and said that love makes people chic.

But after that, Brother Qiu's face became more and more ugly, his waist and legs were like hemp rods, and the eight neighbors all discussed, saying that the ball might be sticky and poisonous.

Not only that, but Brother Qiu's spirit was also weakening day by day, and he soon couldn't even hold the bowl.

Aunt Qiu and Miss Qiu panicked and took him to the hospital to check, and the hospital said that he had lost weight? The body is weak, and nothing else.

But Brother Qiu eats a lot every day, and then he was introduced and went to find an old Chinese medicine doctor, the old Chinese medicine doctor had two tricks with the ghost doctor who passed by when he was young, and when he touched the pulse, his face was wrong, saying that you are getting into the long hair, I can't see it.

This frightened the ball girl and Aunt Qiu, and begged to think of a way, the old Chinese medicine doctor shook his head, saying that the whole person is yin and yang, unless the long-haired one is broken, it won't be a month before the person will be finished.

When Brother Qiu heard this, he scolded him, saying that the old Chinese medicine doctor was an old man with kidney deficiency, and he was jealous of his sexual encounter, so he farted here.

The old Chinese medicine doctor said that if you don't believe it, when the moon comes out, find a mirror to look at.

Only then did Brother Qiu react - yes, when she came, she said that there were no mirrors in the house.

In addition, his body is indeed bad and evil, and Brother Qiu's heart is finally unsteady, so he secretly hides a mirror under the bed tent, which can shine on the person next to the pillow.

When the girl came, Brother Qiu seemed to be lost, so he forgot about the mirror - it was a coincidental day, and there was no moon that day.

But Aunt Qiu and Miss Qiu didn't forget, and when they arrived at the point, they knocked on the door to remind Brother Qiu.

Brother Qiu hugged the girl and had a sweet dream, he was very impatient, saying how the girl who was good had become a long-haired girl, but as soon as he looked up, the dark clouds outside dispersed, and the moonlight was shining in, and he looked up and inadvertently saw the mirror hidden in the tent, and he didn't come up in one breath, and he was almost scared to death.

In the mirror, he was pale, sunken twice, and in his arms he was holding a hairy and pointed beaked thing.

And the pointy thing lay on top of him, as if sucking something around his mouth and nose.

This frightened Brother Qiu, and he screamed out at the top of his voice, and the thing was also taken aback, and ran out of the window.

Brother Qiu's family only then knew that there was such a thing in the world, and after being afraid, they thought that this matter would be over, but who knows, this is the beginning of the terrible.

The next night, the thing came again.

And this time, it didn't say anything good, but said viciously that Brother Qiu was toasting and not eating and drinking, since this was the case, she didn't need to be polite to him.