Chapter 106: Come and be an uncle

My heart suddenly mentioned—why did they harm us when we first met?

So I pretended to drink the wine, and the village chief was immediately relieved, so I peeked at Cheng Xinghe, and said in my heart that this thing is possessed by a hungry ghost, how can I eat it so quickly, and how can I fix it in a while.

At this time, the village chief sat on the chair, let out a sigh of relief, and said, "Little brother, our entire life in Hu Gushan will be handed over to you." ”

I'm getting more and more wondering, waiting for me to help, what are you doing with my stuff?

At this time, Cheng Xinghe just reached out to take the chicken paws, but before he could reach it, the person lay on the table with a grunt and didn't move.

The village chief stared at Cheng Xinghe, but he was a little confused: "Hey, speaking of which, the intermediary has changed?" Isn't that bald guy you used to be? Why did he eat it too? ”

A big girl in charge of applause said: "Maybe it's the bald man's son, but someone brought it anyway, it doesn't matter who he is." ”

The village chief nodded: "Yes, no matter whether the black cat is a white cat, if you can catch a mouse, you are a good cat." ”

As he spoke, he looked at me: "Little brother, when you get there, don't hate us, if you want to hate you, hate this black intermediary." ”

I glanced at Lan Ruyue and completely understood-the old lady led us up, purely by recognizing the wrong person!

At this time, the village chief looked at me, and became more and more puzzled, turned around and went to the big girl who spoke, and whispered: "No, Cuihua, why did you say that this little brother hasn't moved for a long time, have you put things away?" ”

The eldest girl whispered, "No problem, I put everything down, and every cow is down—maybe this little brother is stronger, this is better, and the other one likes it more." ”

The village chief nodded thoughtfully, his expression a little embarrassed: "Ah little brother, you drink first." ”

I smiled and asked, "What are you bringing me here for?" ”

The eldest girl said: "Anyway, I drank the things, and it doesn't matter if I tell you—we hired you with a lot of money, and we asked you to be your uncle." ”

Uncle?

The big girl nodded, and then said: "We Hu Gushan, there is a mountain god Niangniang, every other month, the mountain god Niangniang wants a little brother to be an aunt, little brother, you are the aunt we sent this month." ”

Mountain God Niangniang?

The village chief also nodded: "When the time comes, don't forget to give our village a few good words, we will definitely burn incense and make offerings to you to remember your grace." ”

Then I asked, "After that......

The village chief and the girl looked at each other, and then said, "After sending it, we don't know - none of those aunts have returned!" ”

No wonder so many young adults have disappeared here, it turned out that they were going to be the aunt of the mountain god Niangniang.

I then asked, "What happens if you don't send it?" ”

The village chief gasped: "It's not good nonsense, if you don't send it...... It's going to kill someone. ”

It turned out that the people in these villages relied on the mountains to eat the mountains and made a living from the crude drugs on the mountain, but one year, they went up the mountain, but they said that they couldn't find the yams, as if overnight, the crude drugs were invisible, and the villagers knew that something was wrong, and they dug up so many medicines over the years, and they didn't give back anything to the mountain god, so they took the game to the mountain god.

That night, the mountain god gave the patriarch a dream, saying that she was very lonely alone in the mountains, and wanted an aunt to accompany her, and there were three requirements for this uncle, one was to look good, the second was to be clean (boy), and the third could not be more than twenty-five years old.

The patriarch woke up and remembered that there was a long-term worker in his family who met the requirements, so he sent it over.

As soon as Changgong went like this, people really found a lot of crude drugs and made a bumper harvest.

But this time, the long worker did not come back.

After a month, Changgong's mother dreamed that Changgong was covered in blood, and cried to her, saying Mom, the mountain god eats his son's flesh!

At the same time, the patriarch also had a dream, and the mountain god said with a smile, that uncle is not suitable, on the fifteenth day, send another one.

Only then did the patriarch know that his uncle had let the mountain god eat it!

So the patriarch was suspicious, this mountain god was evil, and quickly invited Mr. to come and see.

It doesn't matter if this gentleman comes, before he goes, the cowhide blew on the mountain, and the result is the same as his uncle, and he will never return.

And the patriarch couldn't come, and suddenly one day he disappeared.

He was found at the foot of the mountain—he was crushed under a large rock, and his whole body was flattened except for his head.

The locals were in a cold sweat, the big stone was the size of a small house, no one could lift it, how could the patriarch go under the stone?

Many people said that the patriarch did not listen to the words of the mountain god and asked the mountain god to pull it as a footmat.

If my uncle doesn't arrive, there will be no crude medicine on the mountain, and the people in the village will not be able to eat.

The mountain god Niangniang gave the new patriarch a dream, and coldly said that you are disobedient.

The patriarch was so dangerous that he was not scared to death, so he kowtowed to the mountain god Niangniang in his dream, begging the mountain god Niangniang not to be angry.

The mountain god Niangniang laughed again, and said that it was nothing, but you are not allowed to let the gentleman into this place again, I hate the breath of those gods the most, you invite one, I will kill one—by the way, and kill the master.

The patriarch hurriedly agreed, and tried every means to get people for the mountain god Niangniang.

This is all human life, it is not common sense to go on like this, and there are also patriarchs who are more courageous to go down the mountain to find Mr.

But as a result, it was the same as what the mountain god Niangniang said, the husband couldn't come out, and the patriarch became the "foot pad" under the mountain.

From then on, Hu Gushan's people no longer dared to break off such a thing as uncle. I didn't dare to let my husband in.

However, the harvest of crude drugs and other things, the people in the village really lived an unprecedented prosperous life, and after a long time, it became a custom - it was more than enough to buy an uncle with the money earned from crude drugs, and everyone was used to it.

I said, no wonder when the Heavenly Master's Mansion came to investigate this matter, the people in the village pushed back.

The village chief sighed and said in a low voice: "Don't say it, little brother, you are the best looking uncle in the past few years, and now we can be regarded as having a good life." ”

"Yes," the girl also interjected: "The mountain god Niangniang is a fairy, naturally has high requirements, a few years ago I found a stupid big black coarse one, the mountain god Niangniang is not satisfied, our village is unlucky...... But where there are signs near our mountain, we can only ask the bald man to look for it outside! ”

The village chief nodded again and again: "Fortunately, this bald man is quite reliable, today is the last day, and it can be regarded as the search." If you can't find ......"

By the way, it's also a coincidence, today is fifteen.

That's why as soon as I went up the mountain, the mountain people looked at me like that.

At this time, the village chief frowned and looked at me again: "No, even if this little brother is strong, it has been too long, why hasn't he fallen yet?" ”

But as soon as the words were said here, a person rushed over from outside: "Village chief, I brought the people!" Mom, this time it's so dangerous, I encountered a landslide on the road, and I almost didn't make it! I know you're in a hurry, and you've rushed here with all your might, and you have to increase your commission! ”

When the village chief heard this, he suddenly stood up and stammered: "Why do you have an uncle?" ”

The person who came here was a bald man, and when he saw that we had eaten here, he was suddenly a little confused: "Who is this?" You guys...... Someone else? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a very cramped young man came behind him, with red lips and white teeth, and it was obvious that he was the real protagonist of the welcome meeting.

The village chief opened his mouth and looked at us, and then said, "Who are you?" ”

I smiled at him, "Coincidentally, we are sir." ”

When the village chief heard this, he immediately stood up, and trembled violently: "You, you shouldn't lie to me, right......?"

I replied: "I see that you have brought gold from the Wealth Palace, and you should have made a small fortune recently, but unfortunately this gold is rusty gold, which shows that the origin is not correct, you should have embezzled the money in the village, right?" And your children's palace is sunken and red - embezzling money is to plug holes for your children to pay off debts, am I right? ”

The girl was also stunned: "So accurate...... What a sir. ”

"It's over......" The village chief knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "Cuihua, go back and tell my wife, let her widow me, I want to be a foot pad for the mountain god Niangniang!" ”

I pulled him up: "Don't worry, do what I say, you don't have to make a floor pad." ”

The village chief blinked and looked at me in disbelief: "What you said is, really? ”

Cuihua hurriedly said: "What this gentleman said is so accurate, he must have real skills, village chief, you just believe this gentleman - why don't you use it as a footpad?" ”

When the village chief heard the word "foot pad", he was in danger of crying again, but after thinking that what Cuihua said was right, he immediately grabbed me and said in disbelief: "What are you going to do?" ”

I glanced back at the young man and said, "Today, you help me prepare, and I will be his aunt." ”