Chapter 522: Little Brother, Don't Be Honest! (Ask for subscription)
Shameless, shameless!
The two impolite Taoists, such a domineering temper, "Lao Tzu is the god of the land, how can he be afraid of you?" ”
Hum!
He is a righteous god, and the emperor of heaven has given him personally.
Yin Si has already been in chaos, and the Ten Palaces Yama are nowhere to be found, and the kings of all sides of the underworld are gathered, and they can't help but mock Jiang Que and Yan Chixia: "You two fools, don't think about it, you can't go to the netherworld, and if you have that spare time, it's better to find a deep mountain and old forest to cultivate." ”
That's true.
The god of the land is a sincere man.
Jiang Que suddenly felt cordial, and hurriedly said: "Thank you Brother Earth for your concern, but since the two of us dare to go to the Netherworld, there is absolutely no possibility of retreating." ”
Withdrawn, non-existent.
God of the Land: "......"
Didn't they hear my taunts?
"What two fools." The land muttered, "Okay, you two hurry up and get out, don't disturb the cultivation of this god here." ”
Looking at a horizontal row of stones in front of the gate of the Land Temple, Jiang Que couldn't help but think of a joke: I would like to be incarnated as a stone bridge, exposed to the wind and rain for five hundred years, I only hope that she will walk past her and take a look at her leggings......
Ahem!
Think too much.
Jiang Que quickly came back to his senses and said to Yan Chixia: "Xiao Yan, smash this stone for me." ”
"Senior, that's not good." Yan Chixia said with some hesitation: "Brother Land just kindly reminded us, is this too much?" ”
"Fool, second goods!" Jiang Que rolled his eyes angrily and said, "This land is clearly contemptuous and ridiculous, haven't you heard it?" ”
What a bearded man with a big heart.
I don't know if the land god is thinking about how to deal with you now.
If the land would have the same magical powers, he would definitely be frightened by the thoughts in Jiang Que's heart, which was simply terrifying.
The land god was indeed thinking about calculating Jiang Que and Yan Chixia.
Daoists in the cultivation world can subdue demons and eliminate demons and get more cultivation resources, and the opposite is also possible, as a land god who can't leave too far, plus the official who doesn't crush the god of death above, he naturally does what he wants.
"If you can obtain the souls of these two Daoists, maybe the cultivation of this god will go to the next level." There is not much incense these days, and I can only rely on some cold methods to make a living.
He was also forced by this troubled world to reform and open up.
That's a good idea.
"The Land Temple is my territory, and no matter how strong they are, they can't make waves." The land muttered, and said in his heart: "I am a true god here, how do I want to make people, or I have the final say?" ”
You can do whatever you want.
It's easy.
As for the resistance of Jiang Que and Yan Chixia, it did not exist for him.
"As long as you pull them into the realm of this god, no matter how great they are, they won't be able to escape, hahaha!" The land god burst into laughter.
What a perfect plan.
Very good.
He was equally excited.
Gee.
The future is not a dream, nor is it a problem.
Where there are resources, there is cultivation, and where there is cultivation, there is a future, which is a virtuous circle.
"Over the years, this god has also accumulated a lot of incense belief power, which is just right to build a slightly perfect law domain, so that these two people can be tricked unconsciously." The god of the land was thinking in his heart.
Bang!
Suddenly, his land temple trembled slightly, as if the mountain was shaking.
A terrible noise flew and shook like the end of the world, startling him.
Looking out, the guy with the big beard actually held a stone tablet of the town temple that he stood in front of the land temple and smashed it in half.
"......" The land god was suddenly furious and shouted, "Stop! ”
How can this be endured.
It must not be endured any longer.
Horses are good to be ridden, people are good to be bullied, and gods are good to be oppressed.
How unreasonable, there is no royal law!
He immediately said angrily: "You two bastards, this god is kind enough to remind you, but not only do you not know what to do, but you still want to smash this god's home?" ”
When is he dead or not?
Although he was originally dead, if he didn't have a god in his body, it is estimated that he would not be much different from an ordinary lonely soul and wild ghost.
He is dignified and proud.
Pity.
I only heard Jiang Que continue to instruct: "Why don't we smash this temple for him?" ”
"Huh!" Yan Chixia immediately raised her forehead and said: "Senior, I'm afraid it's not good to be like this, but the bad guy is also a god recognized by the gods, although he is not included in the compilation, he is also a god in half of the system." ”
Implication: Are we bullying people too much?
No, it's bullying God.
Wouldn't this be a little bad, after all, he Yan Chixia Yan bearded man is a Taoist with a righteous heart, and he likes to subdue demons and eliminate demons, not gods.
Although the words of the land god made him a little dissatisfied and a little angry at first, after a cool breeze, he felt that what he said did have some truth.
It's cool to bully the gods.
It's always cool to bully all the time.
But people are also capable gods, so it's not good.
Adhering to the posture of the top ten outstanding young people in the cultivation world, Yan Chixia felt that it was necessary to persuade Jiang Ye Jiang's seniors.
But Jiang Que shook his head slightly and said: "It's okay if you don't demolish his temple, let's finally catch an immortal with a god position, why don't we take a good look at it?" ”
God of the Land: "......"
it!
Two mentally retarded and bastards, is it really good to say so directly in front of this god?
When he is stupid or deaf.
"If it weren't for the Great Tribulation of Heaven and Earth and the fall of the status of the immortals, this god would have to gather his colleagues to repair these two bastards who don't know the height of the sky." The land muttered to himself: "It's just a pity that now the tiger has fallen in Pingyang and has been bullied by dogs." ”
The immortals fell to the bottom and were bullied by the Taoists.
It's hateful!
If he could, he couldn't wait to rush out now and slaughter Jiang Que and Yan Chixia.
"No, don't panic, be calm." Secretly hinting to himself, he began to think about it, "With my current strength, I am definitely not the opponent of these two, so I must lead them to the law domain first, this is my world." ”
In the realm, he is the king.
can be free for a lifetime.
Thinking of this, he suddenly said to Jiang Que and Yan Chixia with a flattering face: "The two Taoist friends are invited, just now in a reckless tone, I hope the two of you don't want to be surprised." ”
"You're more than reckless." Jiang Que pouted and said, "It's clear that you're annoyed and angry, if you were to figure out how to kill the two of us now." ”
You've got points in mind.
The land god thought depressedly, "It seems that these two guys are not easy to deal with, they can realize this, so do they also know my next plan?" ”
It's scary.
That's how it can be good.
For a while, the land god was also a little panicked.
The idea of being pierced in my heart, the state of being seen through by others, is really a bit painful.
But even so, he finally smiled and said, "The two Daoists are laughing, I just thought that the two Daoists must have something important."
Why don't you put a few glasses of thin wine on the hem to apologize for the two Taoist friends, and at the same time give a detailed description of the situation in the Netherworld? ”
"Do you know what's going on in the Netherworld?" Yan Chixia asked curiously.
"Know a little." The land god smiled, "As a god with a god in his body, he still has this ability. ”
"That's right." Yan Chixia nodded involuntarily.
On the side, Jiang Que flashed and said secretly: "Little brother, you are a little dishonest." ”
When the two of them are stupid sons of the landlord's family, can't they?
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