Chapter 30: Lime Plum
When those feng shui masters saw my move, they burst into laughter: "Could it be that you want to find a tree to hang?" β
I saw what I wanted to see in the tree, and immediately climbed down and ran to a clearing behind the building.
Seeing this, He Shang and Cheng Xinghe chased after him and asked me what I wanted to do, and the other feng shui masters were also watching the jokes, thinking that I was embarrassed and wanted to escape, only the blackbeard saw the direction I was going and showed a trace of surprise.
There is really no animal here that can stretch out its tail for me to catch, but there is a place in the feng shui of the spirit turtle holding eggs, which is the tip of the tail!
There is a deep pool in that place, which is supposed to be connected to the Fushou River.
Originally, I had used up my three chances to look at qi, but now that it was past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, it was a new day, and I could just start looking at it.
Sure enough, although this place is not as heavy as the evil atmosphere in the building, it is black and airy, and it must be the back door of the cemetery.
If you can outflank it from here, and get past those unbroken bones and coffins, things will be easy to do.
But it's strange to say, the color of this gas is a little wrong! Could it be that the qi here is too fierce, and I can't see it with my cultivation?
Kazugami asked: Do I see what's coming? I shook my head and said I wasn't sure now, I had to go down and have a look.
He immediately hugged me and said that it was already very dangerous just now, so don't die!
I said it's okay, I, Li Beidou, have to get this done today.
I stared at the gas for a moment, looked at the construction site, carried a bag of lime over my shoulder, and asked the workers if they had any firecrackers.
Fireworks are now strictly prohibited in our county, but when the work starts, the workers will privately set off firecrackers to drive away evil spirits in order to ensure safety.
This plum red is the most powerful in the earthen firecrackers, which can be broken in cardboard boxes and the like, and children are generally not allowed to play.
I stuffed the plum red in a lime bag.
Cheng Xinghe looked at me and asked me if I wanted to go down and have a welcome ceremony for the general? I ignored him and went straight down.
Who knows, when he saw me go down, he actually did the same, and he also carried a bag of lime and plum red on his back, I was surprised, and said What are you doing here?
He patted his chest: "I'm afraid you don't have enough lime, my mother said, it's not a bad thing to have more people with dry food and tropical clothes, right?" β
Seeing that Kazushang didn't look like he wanted to go back, I had no choice but to tell Kazumi that as soon as there was danger, he quickly climbed back the same way.
This time, I also had a heart and an eye wrapped around my waist.
And after coming down, Cheng Xinghe actually came down, I was a little unbelievable and said why did you come too?
Isn't this thing afraid of death?
Cheng Xinghe pouted: "If you die, who will pay the debt to me?" Life is precious, but money is even more valuable. β
It makes so much sense that I'm speechless.
The well was damp and smelled very bad, and he held his breath and said while climbing down: "Beidou, are you sure this is the back door of the tomb?" It's not a septic tank, is it? β
What age do I say, it's all flush toilets, and what septic tanks are needed, besides, look at this bluestone well wall, how many years has it been.
He was amazed as he climbed, saying how he didn't know that there was such a place here.
This place is actually quite hidden, and if I didn't see it, I wouldn't be able to see it.
Because the air here was dirty and damp, our hands holding the rope were a little sticky, and I just told them to be careful, and I didn't hold my hands for the first time, and the stabbing slipped.
At that time, I was startled, and said that the pelvis and tail vertebrae could not be saved, and I didn't think that I was lucky, and the place where I slipped was not far from the ground, but I just sat on a butt squat, except for the pain, it was nothing.
It's just that there is no foot and neck sewage here, which soaked my pants, and it was quite disgusting.
He Shang also sat on a fart squat, and with a bang, the sewage splashed everywhere, and Cheng Xinghe slipped on He Shang's neck, stunned to see that it was the same as the comic "Father and Son".
There is a long cemetery in this place, and the scale is really not small.
I took the lead and asked the two of them to be careful, but Cheng Xinghe was used to this kind of scene, so he didn't think so at all, and persuaded me to take care of myself, and I was very excited to be with this tiger goods, saying that I felt that I had become Hu Bayi, and I was full of guts.
After passing this tomb, it suddenly opened up in front of me, and there was a large burial chamber.
Inside the large tomb is a big square thing, and I can't see it clearly, ask me if this is an active color steel room?
I said, your family built a color steel house in this kind of place? This should be a coffin.
In ancient times, people were buried, and the poor only had thin-skinned coffins and even rolled straw mats, and only high-ranking officials and nobles with status were qualified to use such luxurious coffins, which was in line with the identity of the general.
"Tick ...... Tick ......"
Sure enough, the sewage seeps down from here.
Kazugami was quite nervous, so he asked what I should do now?
I was just about to speak when I heard a movement - something knocked on the coffin.
He Shang turned around and scolded Cheng Xinghe, telling him not to touch it blindly if he was fine, and not to alarm the general.
Cheng Xinghe's voice was very innocent, saying that he was dirty, how could he touch that thing.
And at this time, another knock on the coffin sounded, and I reacted, this sound, not from the outside - it was the sound from the inside of the coffin!
"......" and Shang immediately took a step back: "Is there any living thing in this coffin?" β
Yes, yes, but before I could speak, the wooden board suddenly exploded with a "clang", and something inside carried a rancid smell and rushed out at us.
I reacted quickly and took a step back, and Cheng Xinghe retreated to the back as if he could predict the future, and the knife wound on the hand was not yet good, and the person itself was not so agile, so the thing rushed to the top and rushed over.
My heart immediately lifted, and I was just about to go to save Heshang, when I heard Heshang shout: "Damn, what is this, no, I'm going to be smoked to death!" β
At this time, Cheng Xinghe turned on the flashlight and shone it here, and saw clearly what was in his hand, and immediately scolded: ", giant python!" β
It was a huge head, and it opened its mouth to Kazugami, who didn't see anything clearly, and blocked it with both hands, holding the mouth of that thing.
Now, as soon as he let go, that head had to be bitten off by that thing.
Cheng Xinghe muttered, "This is not a giant python...... It's a big turtle! β
That's right, behind it, is a huge hard shell!
And the last one was stupid: "Don't you say it's a general?" How did you become a turtle? β
This turtle has a fierce personality, and it doesn't let go when it bites something, but fortunately, it has the same strength as this Lu Zhishen, if it were someone else, his head would have been bitten a long time ago!
I immediately took off the lime I was carrying, stuffed it into the mouth of the big turtle, and then stuffed the lime on the other, and then stuffed the plum red into it, and the big turtle's mouth crackled and exploded.
Then I dragged Kazumi back - the big turtle ate a stomach full of lime and firecrackers, and shook his head uncomfortably, where can he still care about Heshang.
Cheng Xinghe nodded again and again: "It turns out that you want to invite him to eat jumping candy." β
At this time, the whole coffin was struggling open, and the big turtle was like a tank, and it hit us, and dragged me away in fright, and I said don't worry, it can't catch up.
I was stunned for a while, and said when did you kid, still playing tortoise and rabbit racing?
I shook my head and said I don't believe you're looking.
Sure enough, the turtle was trying to chase us at first, but the lime was blown up by the firecrackers and scattered it in the stomach.
Lime is about to burn when it sees water, and it's burning the internal organs of the turtle.
Where can the big turtle endure this kind of torture, and when he turns around, he goes to drink the sewage on the ground.
But when you drink the sewage again, it's even worse - the lime will boil directly when it touches the cold water.
Sure enough, the big turtle ate the sewage, swayed left and right in pain, turned its head, smashed the cemetery, crackled and fell a lot of bricks and tiles, it struggled for a while, spit out a lot of things, and died in the sewage on all fours, the internal organs should have been burned through, and the smell of rancid smell was even stronger.
Kazugami stretched out his hand and poked it, making sure that this thing was out of gas, and said in surprise: "It's really dead!" β
Then he asked me, "But isn't this the general's tomb?" Where did the big turtle come from? It occupies the general's graveyard, where did the general go? β
I pointed to what the turtle spat out, "Just look at this." βshowContent(β290017β,β70415519β);
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