Chapter 927: Amusement
On Island 2 of Jurassic World, Alvin walks in a jungle with a baby triceratops.
This silly girl is not only a problem with driving, but also seems to be a problem with riding.
Since she got to the island, she has hit the tree three times, and her head has been hit four times by a horizontal branch in mid-air.
Alvin could only helplessly drag on being a groom for his girl at the end, otherwise as soon as she let go of little Ginny, she would desperately urge the little triceratops to chase after Nick and them.
It doesn't matter if you can't ride, you can rely on a hard top that is not afraid of pain.
But can you stand it, have you ever thought that this hapless dinosaur can stand it?
Even if it can stand it, can your dad stand it?
Little Ginny wiped the long wet hair on her forehead and wrinkled her nose to chase away a few bugs that circled around her.
"Dad, let's go faster, Nick they've run away......"
Little Ginny tugged at the reins in her hand impatiently, a pair of little short legs kept shaking, and her mouth shouted "Drive, drive, drive" in an attempt to speed up the docile and cute little triceratops under her buttocks......
Alvin reluctantly glanced back at his girl, and then soothed the little triceratops, which was already a little impatient, with a murderous look.
My daughter's "driving technology" that relies on Western movies is really unreliable......
Listening to the laughter coming from a short distance ahead, Alvin pulled his foot out of a suspicious lump of "dirt" and said angrily: "Barry's bastard has a good path, if I don't see a wild T-Rex later, I'll beat his nose." ”
Little Ginny saw that she had completely lost the possibility of free driving, but she was optimistic, and soon forgot the unhappiness of not being able to "ride a dragon and run", and said to Alvin with a smile: "Dad, the summer vacation is so fun, let's spend the summer vacation all the time......"
Alvin took out a large bottle of mosquito repellent from his pocket and sprayed it indiscriminately at Little Ginny and himself, and then said with a smile: "That's not good, the happiness of the holiday lies in the sense of anticipation, and it's not interesting to play around every day."
Ginny, are you going to go to school for first grade this year?
I guess you'll be 6 years old, but it's okay to go to school early, you're a smart girl......"
Little Ginny faced Alvin's question, she seemed to be suddenly deaf, showed a sweet smile at Alvin, and shouted: "Dad is so handsome, Dad, are you tired, Dad, do you want to drink water?" ”
Alvin glanced back at the silly "deaf girl", looking at her happy and sweet appearance, he sighed and thought, forget it, go back and complain to the old mouse.
I have to put a little pressure on him, he has been fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, and he is really not a qualified tutor.
In his last life, his son had no free time in kindergarten, although it was all his mother's "dictatorial hegemony", but wasn't he also an accomplice in waving the flag?
And I don't seem to see anything wrong with my son, although he always chooses a class with a beautiful teacher, but it doesn't matter if it's his father who accompanies him in class......
Why didn't it work when I got to the girl?
It's still a good son, you can beat it if you want to, otherwise who can do it with such a sweet girl?
Just as Alvin was hurrying in a hurry, a sound of chaos came from ahead.
Nick rode an ostrich like an ostrich all the way in the direction of Alvin, and while urging the ostrich to accelerate, he turned his head and yelled at Jessica, who was in a mess, "Haha, you're done, you're polluted by dinosaur feces......"
Jessica chased after Nick, and when she saw Alwyn working as a groom, she yelled angrily, "Stop him, I'm going to beat this little bastard to death......"
Alvin stepped aside sensibly in the face of the ostrich-like dragon running over, and then hugged little Ginny, who was watching the excitement, gently covered her eyes, and slightly poked out a foot to stumble on the young ostrich-like foot......
"Ah......h
Nick flew in despair and saw a suspicious foul-smelling hill not far ahead, screaming with his teeth and claws to control the direction of his fall. TV debut
Nick luckily grabbed a branch in mid-air to slow down his momentum, and then he roughly judged where he landed, thinking that he might not have to gnaw on......
As a result, just as Nick was covering his face to cope with the impact, a vine wrapped around his waist and gently pushed him forward......
Nick looked at the dinosaur dung in his face, and covered his mouth in despair and screamed......
The vine lifted up hard when Nick's face was about to hit the dinosaur dung, and then the unlucky boy snorted miserably, and with the force of the vine at his waist, his body folded up, and the tip of the dung tip of the dinosaur dung slammed into his knees.
Jessica laughed and rushed over and grabbed the hapless Nick.
Looking at his unlucky appearance of not knowing whether to rub his forehead or knees, Jessica let out a smug laugh, grabbed the back of Nick's neck with one hand, grabbed his heel with the other, and lifted him upside down and exclaimed in the face of the, "Fun......
Nick reacted quickly and used his nanoprosthetic leg to form an isolation mask on his face, and then he helplessly begged for mercy, "I was wrong, Jesse, for our family's sake......
I promise never to deliberately step on dinosaur feces and splash you again......"
Little Ginny jumped off the triceratops when she heard this, and ran to Nick with her little short legs upside down, looked at him enviously and said, "Nick, you are too good, can you take me with you next time?" ”
Alvin covered his head with a headache and stared at the fucking Nick viciously, it was this little bastard who brought little Ginny to ruin!
Facing the dinosaur dung that was close at hand, where did Nick have time to deal with little Ginny, he said with a dry smile: "No, in fact, that is not interesting, it is actually very rude to splash other people's water while driving......
Saying that, Nick tilted his neck with difficulty to try to keep the tip of his pen a little further away from the big, then he turned his head in Jessica's direction and said, "Jesse, I was wrong, I apologize, I used my pocket money to buy you a lipstick......"
Jessica put Nick's head in the with a straight face, and said, "I need a set of lipsticks to apologize, and then I will split half of the money you made from selling shark teeth......"
Faced with dinosaur dung that is about to pass his nose, Nick has a nano isolation mask, but who wants to bury his head in the dung?
"OK, OK, I promised!"
Jessica was a little dissatisfied with Nick's very distracted answer, and she said hatefully, "You promise! ”
Jessica gestured to let go......
Nick was so frightened that he yelled helplessly, "I promise, for God's sake, I swear by my X-BOX......"
Only then did Jessica turn Nick upside down with satisfaction, grabbed his neck and stretched it out a long distance, tilted her head and said, "If you pay the bill, I'll throw you into the septic tank when you go back to Hell's Kitchen......"
As she spoke, Jessica saw the nanomask on the cunning Nick's head slowly rise with the support of several miniature scaffolds, and then fell to the side without touching his body at all......
The embarrassed Jessica looked at Nick, who kept laughing, and finally couldn't help but hug him hard, and he was satisfied with the feces that had been splashed all over his body.
As long as Nick's face doesn't get into the dung pit, he doesn't care too much about getting a little dinosaur dung on his body, and as Wilde's shoveler, this little thing can only be regarded as a small scene for him.
Looking at Jessica, who had an ugly face, Nick grinned and said, "Can you make a discussion, when I go back and buy all the game consoles and games, I will give you all the rest of the money......"
Just when Jessica was a little moved by compassion, Alvin came over maliciously and said, "When you finish buying things, there will be no money left."
The little bastard even lied to his own family, and punished you for sending a set of lipstick to Shirley, genuine, and you are not allowed to find Gonzalez, who sells spicy strips, to fool around with a bargain.
As for your console......"
Saying that, Alvin smiled fiercely and said, "As long as you can buy it......
Anyway, the walls of the restaurant are enough, and some of the 'hostages' are places to live......"
Nick looked at the "dictatorial" Alvin dumbfounded, and he wailed in despair, exclaiming: "You can't do this, I don't have a conversation with my friends without a game console......"
Alvin looked at Nick with a sneer, and said, "No more than 10% of people in Hell's Kitchen have money to buy game consoles, and you can find friends from the remaining 90%.
Actually, it's also interesting to study the homework, don't you say? ”
Nick bent down in frustration to hug his die-hard supporter, Ginny, looked at Alvin with the eyes of a dying fawn, and said, "Did you study your homework every day when you were in school?" ”
Alvin raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course not......"
Saying that, Alvin looked at Nick as he wanted to speak, and he raised his hand to stop Nick's upcoming complaints, and said, "Because my dad is a good man, he won't fight people with an axe."
So I didn't even fucking get into college......
Do you still have questions? ”
Little Ginny couldn't bear to see her brother being wronged, she intimately crutched Nick's neck and whispered in his ear: "Don't worry about Nick, I can give you my share, but you want to take me to ride a dinosaur and poop......"
Nick glanced at the "ruthless killer" Alvin, he helplessly hugged little Ginny and said, "Forget it, you better keep it for yourself, didn't you say that you want to buy Alvin a whaling fork?"
Maybe he'll be more lenient with me when he's in a good mood when he receives the gift, I'm too miserable......"
Saying that, Nick peeked at the "hard-hearted" Alvin, and said sadly: "When I return to Island No. 1, I will treat you to ice cream, I will spend all the money that was extorted at once, and we will eat together until we have diarrhea......"
Little Ginny bit her finger and looked at Nick pitifully, and said, "I invite you to eat ice cream, can you take me to play......"
Alvin watched Nick act as if he were a brother and sister with little Ginny.
"Do you need to spend money on the island? I'm here for a treat......
Boy, remember to go back and fulfill your promise, if you don't eat your stomach and intestines, we won't be finished......"
Alvin ignored Nick's "wailing", since this kid had a new leg, he had become more and more lawless, and there was a possibility that little Ginny would be crooked.
How can this be, little Ginny is already on the crooked road, and it won't be cute if she goes crooked!
Just as Alvin was about to warn Nick, there was a sudden chaos in the woods ahead.
Mindy was in the lead, Harry was in the center, Alita and Richard were behind, and several children rode dinosaurs and squeaked with excitement on their faces.
Frank behind them followed them helplessly, and from time to time he struck several pursuing velociraptors with a wooden stick to prevent several children from being overtaken. TVmobile/
Stark was impatient with such a fake act, he put on his nanosuit and shouted to attract the attention of a velociraptor and let it bite his arm, and then howled "Run~"
Then Stark rolled with the velociraptor like a heroic martyr!
The tour guide Barry can only take a few of his little velociraptors to reluctantly shrink at the end of this situation, and try to let the children in front of them fully feel the happy atmosphere of being chased by the velociraptors......
Alvin was a little dumbfounded and looked at Frank like a competent babysitter, even if the velociraptors had broken his clothes, he couldn't bear to kill them.
Looking at the velociraptor who was crippled by Frank and chased a few children who refused to relax, Alvin muttered to himself: "This can't be done, animal cruelty is a crime......"