Xiao Lynx listened to how incompetent he was said by Xiao Sun, and couldn't help but explain,

"Don't talk nonsense, Pangu is a mental illness, everyone is just beginning to become a mind, I greeted him politely, but I was hacked to death with an axe, we don't know where to offend him, we don't dare to ask, and I am not the first, I am the third."

The explanation is also very weak.,Basically, it hasn't changed much of the plot.,The first and third aren't so important.,The important thing is.,As soon as it was formed.,I was hacked to death.,It's really back.。

Without paying attention to Xiao Tmall's explanation, Xiao Sun continued, but the funny look on his face was beyond words,

"After our big cat was hacked to death, the spirit wandered for 10,000 years, and with the reincarnation of the meteorite outside the sky, it became a scourge, that is, a big black dog, I felt that Pangu had fallen, and the day of my own emergence had come, and I participated in the world war, but I was unlucky, I stood on Chiyou's side, and was overturned by the Yellow Emperor, and I was the first to be killed, and I killed him to sacrifice the flag."

This experience may make Xiao Lynx very nostalgic, he doesn't care if he dies, he doesn't care if he sacrifices the flag, his eyes look out the window, as if he has penetrated time and space, and he sees the original eventful years, the battlefield full of gunsmoke, the drums are tired, the sky is full of gods and monsters, the sound of killing shocks the sky, he proudly rushed to the enemy formation, every step is majestic, every step is indomitable, and he rolled his eyelids and said leisurely,

"At the beginning, the days were still very good, Chiyou gave me a lot of food every day, and fooled me, and won the Yellow Emperor in the future, let me be a god, eat people casually, how affordable I am, I rushed up as soon as I started fighting, and then I was beaten by the group, Chiyou's group of cowards, I don't know if it was a slow run, or a short leg, I was killed, they haven't exchanged fire, fortunately they were also killed later, I have a lot of balance in my heart."

This is a bit different from the myths and legends that Cai Gen understands, Chi You doesn't look like a leader who can fool people, is it that he didn't fool the big cat, but he himself is very brave with wishful thinking? This howling cat, the cat, died before he got out of the school, and it was more back.

Putting away the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, Xiao Sun diligently made a cup of tea for Cai Gen, lit a cigarette, and began to think about it, how to say the following things, it is tactful enough, not so direct, but thinking about it, he is stupid, because Scourge is really unlucky and unlucky.

"Scourge died, entered the underworld, at first mixed up okay, and guarded the River Styx with another white dog in shifts, which can be regarded as a hell watchdog, this is a very important position in the underworld, and he has been serious and domineering for a while.

Later, Buddhism infiltrated the underworld, Jizo Bodhisattva went, everyone began to stand in line, after the last mistake of standing in line, our big cat may also have doubts about his IQ, he chose neutrality, decided not to stand in line, everything on his own, as a result, Jizo Bodhisattva did not persuade much, the big white dog chose Buddhism, became the love of the king of Jizo, and left him a bullshit is not. ”

Xiao Lynx's eyes were so aggrieved that they were all moist, as if this experience had really hurt him, and when Xiao Sun mentioned this, he was anxious,

"You're shit, you're shit, your whole family is shit. At the beginning, Dabai told me that she would live a small life by herself, and no one would rely on her, but as a result, she ran away with the king of Jizo at the first time, what about the promise? What about integrity? What about a word? What about undying love? Honest people are bullied. Monkey, you don't know my relationship with Dabai at all, don't talk nonsense. ”

Could it be that there is still something indescribable about him and Di Ting? Could it be that Diting is a bitche? Cai Gen kept speculating obscenely.

was called a monkey, and Xiao Sun was not annoyed, as if telling the history of the Howling Cat was the biggest counterattack,

"The big cat that doesn't rely on the three parties is, of course, a thorn in everyone's side, or such an important position, can he be cheaper? made an excuse and wanted to click him, but let the three parties make a show and stuffed him into the three eyes as a pet. Sanyan didn't want him, mainly because he was too unlucky, and he was afraid of eating melons with him, but he couldn't help it.

Three-eyed, you know, the bloodline is not pure, grandma is not close, uncle is not loved, no official position is mixed, it is a mascot-like existence, it seems that the whole bull does not listen to the announcement, in fact, he is not qualified to listen to the announcement, everyone used to be mixed up, plus the disaster, the three eyes became stinky shit, who saw who hid. ”

It may be the fact that the three eyes are indeed miserable, at this point, Xiao Lynx followed the three eyes and suffered a lot of anger, and he was powerless to refute it, but he just looked at Cai Gen with resentment and grievances,

"Master, you said that in such a year, how miserable I am, how bad luck I am, you have to love me well, love me, don't let me down."

Cai Gen also felt sorry for Xiao Lynx in his heart, when he was enlightened and educated, he was dominated by the scholar Pangu and was expelled before graduating.

went to the society to start a business with the eldest brother, but was swallowed up by the second generation of the Yellow Emperor, and he was directly unemployed.

When I went home from work, I found a job as a janitor in order to make a living, but I was squeezed out of my job by a related household.

In the end, he really didn't sell himself as a slave, and he drew lots for his master.

Reincarnation thought that he could start a new life, but even the species changed, can it be a little more miserable?

If you're unlucky enough to have a ranking, Howling Cat is in the top three.

"Xiao Sun, you said that he is so weak, will it affect the business of our store?"

Selling cuteness so hard didn't arouse Cai Gen's sympathy, Xiao Tmall was very frustrated, and hurriedly defended himself,

"Master, don't worry, when the luck is low to the floor, it is time for me to transfer and take off, we go hand in hand, support each other, and reach the peak of life."

Zhen Shuiyin said out of place,

"There is a basement under the floor, and there are eighteen layers of hell below the basement, you still have the potential to be unlucky, don't be presumptuous."

In a word, the sky was talked to death, Xiao Lynx was very embarrassed, lying on the bar, stopped talking, and gave up resistance.

Cai Gen saw his own shadow in the sad past of Xiao Lynx, although he was not as unlucky as Xiao Lynx, in his own life, he was also bitter to die and live, patted Xiao Lynx's head, and said as kindly as possible,

"Oh my God, be unlucky with me in the future, at least we still have canned fish and ham sausages."

It's not encouraging at all.,And that's it.,I didn't eat ham sausages and canned fish.,At least there's a good attitude.,Don't mention the probationary period.,It's not bad.,Xiao Lynx said inch by inch.,

"Master, I didn't eat enough just now, can you give me a ham sausage and taste something?"

This is a matter of principle, when pets can, they can't be spoiled, what people eat, is what people eat, can't give cats, Cai Gen waved his hand,

"It's too late, it's not easy for you to train your muscles, you can't indulge yourself, sleep, you won't be hungry when you fall asleep."

Xiao Lynx really wanted to shout that his rations were taken by someone, but he didn't dare, so he could only sleep hard to relieve his hunger.