Chapter 60: Destroy you on behalf of the Buddha
The old lady put the cigarette in the ashtray and said flatly
"Who said I was suicidal? It's just a little on fire, prompting cerebral hemorrhage, relatives don't move, dead house, no one knows. ”
This is a bit unexpected, Cai Gen looked at the old lady, it really didn't look like lying,
"Then how do you always have such a grudge? Isn't a normal death just the end of going to the underworld? ”
Even if the cigarette is not good to smoke, it is still a cigarette, and the old lady picked up the cigarette again and took a puff,
"I used to believe in Buddhism, and my son-in-law gave me a statue of Buddha, and I had a thought in my heart. After I died, my Buddha statue talked to me, a big fat monk, and he told me that the cycle of cause and effect is unpleasant, and asked me to punish these fearless small loans on behalf of the Buddha. ”
Didn't the Buddha have compassion and turn back to the shore? When did you start to promote the current world newspaper? Cai Gen put forward the question in his heart,
"Auntie, what kind of Buddha are you enshrined? Why do you still want to hurt others? ”
The old lady was not happy when she heard Cai Gen's words, and rolled her eyes,
"What do you mean by harming people? The great monk said, this is not called harming people, this is called karma, now the world does not believe in ghosts and gods, is not afraid of the way of heaven, is a moth, he asked me to represent the Buddha, help the world to get rid of insects. ”
Cai Gen looked at Xie Anyi, someone is stealing business from your underworld, if this is a trend, hell will be really empty, and the demons will all be in the world.
"Auntie, listen to me, karma, shouldn't you go to the underworld after death, and then go to hell to be punished? You mean that the Buddha punished them, not very good, isn't there a rule in the yang world? ”
The old lady was obviously stunned, what she had heard about before was indeed this process, but what the great monk said was different.
"The great monk said that during the end of the Dharma period, the rules have long been out of order, and hell can spend money to deal with things, and the rules must be re-established.
What kind of monk is this, King Kong angry? Or are you in a hurry? Fake monk, right? So extreme?
"After listening to that monk's words, you became evil? Start taking revenge on these people? ”
The old lady looked right,
"Yes, I represent the Buddha, who am I afraid of?"
Well, he said that you can represent the Buddha, you have no scruples, so there is nothing wrong with hearing this, Cai Gen actually agrees a little.
"Come on, auntie, you go on, if that's the case, I won't have anything to say, let's see if the public cares. However, when your daughter heard that you had committed suicide, she seemed really crazy. ”
The old lady, who was originally concerned about a great cause, heard that her daughter was really crazy, her emotions began to be unstable, her eyes began to be bloodshot, and her expression was very hideous.
"It's this group of little bunnies who drove my daughter crazy, and I won't let any of them go, I'm going to let them all be killed by lightning."
Cai Gen saw that the old lady was going to be furious, so he quickly got up and came to Xie An's side, and while he was nervous, he found a loophole.
"Auntie, don't get excited, if there is really a thunderbolt, won't you die together? You can only split one. ”
The old lady answered Cai Gen's question with practical actions, and said in her mouth,
"Amitabha!"
A faint golden film covered the old lady's whole body, an old lady with a fierce face and shining gold, this is not scientific, the fierce evil aura is wrapped in Buddha light?
The old lady showed Cai Gen her hole cards and said confidently,
"The great monk said, let me lead the thunder casually, and the Buddha will protect me from destruction."
It's really stinky enough, it can represent the Buddha, and I'm very proud.
Xie didn't feel easy, and chatted about it, why did you still get special effects? It was still the Buddha's light special effect, which was beyond his own cognition, and immediately hid behind Cai Gen and pulled up Xiao Qi.
"Dashen Cai, without the Buddha's light to protect the body, she is afraid of me, and now in the situation, I am afraid of her, you have to protect me."
The old lady was also surprised to see Xie's uneasy fear, it was so simple? is even more rampant,
"The big monk said to protect me, let me do whatever I want, it turned out to be true, guy, the gossip is almost over, I went to do something, just start with that little eye, and dare to worry about my gold earrings, I can't kill him."
If you go to find someone else, if you are not a relative, Cai Gen will hide.
If you go to find flies, Cai Gen can't hide, he really can't hide, although he doesn't have to pay back the money to kill the flies.
"Auntie, didn't you burn all the IOUs just now? Isn't it over? ”
When you don't have the right to speak, the mentality is one thing, and if you have the right to speak, the mentality is another.
"You burned it yourself, I didn't say let him go."
Shouldn't this be the default contract? Just now, I thought that this old lady understood things, but she turned her face and didn't recognize people.
Xie Anxing has already made it clear, three words, no way.
"Xiao Sun, do you have a way to do this old lady?"
Xiao Sun is still very reassuring, since he came to the store as a waiter, Xiao Sun has always made Cai Gen very relieved and satisfied.
Hearing Cai Gen's request for help, he took the lead in front of Cai Gen, although he was not tall, but he was very imposing, and he had the determination to rather shroud the body in horse leather than take a step back.
"Old gang, don't be embarrassed, if you don't know what to do, I'll condemn you, and try to condemn you."
Very frustrated, Xie Anxing thought what kind of character was this just now? is so familiar with Meng Po, it must be some kind of hidden power, and as a result, condemnation......
Very disappointed, Cai Genxin said that you are all Monkey King, you are a little old lady, are you worthy of your name? Are you worthy of your momentum? You also condemn ......
Xiao Qi was a child after all, he broke free of Xie Anjing's hand, rushed to the old lady, and shouted loudly what he thought was the truth,
"Grandma, don't get excited, listen to Uncle Cai, give you a VIP, and you can go."
Saying that, Xiao Qi pulled the old lady with his hand, and when his hand touched that layer of golden light, it was like a snowman hugging the sun, without any change, just Xiao Qi's hand melted.
Xie was uneasy and hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Xiao Qi back, but the front half of Xiao Qi's arm was completely gone, this layer of Buddha light, restrained spiritual objects, restrained unreasonable.
The old lady was also surprised when she saw this scene, it turned out that the great monk did not fool herself, she was really powerful, and she was more confident,
"Young man, for the sake of your tea and cigarettes, I don't care about you, but if you stop me from taking revenge, I'm not welcome."
After speaking, he walked to the door very freely, and almost walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.
Xiao Qi was injured, Xie was very angry, but he was naturally restrained, and he didn't move, so he could only hold Xiao Qi while looking at Cai Gen with tears in his eyes.
Cai Gen saw Xie uneasy's eyes, and he was also very uncomfortable with Xiao Qi's injury, what could he do?
Anyway, I can't let her out, or the flies will be cold,
Thinking about it, flies are also a good thing, at least the money doesn't have to be returned, and it also reminds the world that there must be a bottom line in doing things, otherwise it will be struck by lightning.
With a shake of his head, he dispelled this unreliable thought, the pair of children of the flies are still very cute, and they can't do without their father, and they pat them on the chest,
"Xiao Sun lock the door and let Nunu go."