Chapter 1193: Never sit idly by
Lorelei underestimated the protector of her "divine power"!
The ordinary people of Asgard also have about 3 times the physique of earthlings, and after finding their own "divinity", they rely more on the divine power generated by divinity to fight, and at the same time protect themselves......
Lorelei violently knocked over a fire hydrant and created a 10-meter-high fountain, and then the girl stood in the middle of the water column and shouted desperately at Alvin, "What the hell are you going to do?"
I was wrong! I throw in the towel! I'm damned! Okay? ”
Alvin listened, and he threw the "super deodorant" to Duke and asked him to take care of the source of the smell on his body.
Looking at Asgard, who was silent in the sky, Alvin looked at the lovely Lorelei, and said with some seriousness for the first time: "It seems that Asgard has given up the idea of extraditing you back to China, then you have to accept the judgment of the earth."
From the moment you came to Earth, because of you, how many lives have the Earth lost?
6 banks, 5 cash trucks, 3 jewelry stores, how many people have you killed in these places?
And in those places that we haven't counted for the time being, how many people have you killed? ”
Saying that, Alvin drove Lorelai, who was standing in the water column with her skirt washed and rolled up, and said: "It is also a crime to be naked in public!"
I'm a little reluctant to kill you, but I'm willing to send you to jail!
You've got to be glad there isn't a death penalty in New York State, or we're going to find a executionwoman to send you to hell......"
Lorelei listened to Monroe covering the hem of her skirt that was hit by the water jet, and said sadly, "Can't you kill me?" Don't torture it, okay?
I thought we were a natural pair, that we could rule the earth together, that we could defeat Odin's damn old man together......
Stop torturing me, and if you don't 'love' me, kill me!
I'd rather die than live with this stench......"
Alvin smiled and shook his head, and said, "I really can't do it, this may be your charm to punish you."
Do you know what I hate about you the most?
It doesn't really matter how many people you kill, and naturally someone will punish you and your mutant "lovers......
But you're going to be me, and you're going to Hell's Kitchen before that!
There are my family, my friends ......"
Saying that, Alvin shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Maybe you can get used to it for a while, and when you get used to the smell of yourself, you can try to detonate the divinity and kill yourself."
After all, you've tried it once before, and you're still very determined, maybe you'll succeed next time!
I can't do it anyway, after all, you're so attractive! ”
Alvin is a happy person, and in the face of someone like Lorelei, he should swing a tomahawk to give her a good time, and save her trouble in the future.
But he didn't lie, he could ignore Lorelei's charm, but in his heart he just couldn't afford to kill her, as if there was a power to shield the evil thoughts of her in the man's mind.
Alvin understood why Odin didn't kill her at this time, in the face of such a magical ability, he could already be called a tough guy if he could keep his heart and not surrender to Lorelei's skirt......
Lorelei's abilities are reflected in image, language, eyes, and touch at the highest level.
The effect of the stink bomb is to keep all men awake in the face of Lorelai's temptation, after all, no matter how beautiful stinky shit is, it is still stinky shit!
Maybe at this time, Lorelei still has the ability to make those who are fragile forget to die for her, but that doesn't matter, after all, she doesn't want to live anymore......
Just as Alvin was hesitating how to get Lorelei away, a 7-colored light flashed.
Frigga, the queen of Asgard, appeared at Alvin's side, and the gentle and kind queen was retched twice by the smell of God of War 3 as soon as she appeared.
However, a mage still has a way, she just moved a slight thought, and put an air hood on her head to isolate the smell of the outside world.
Facing the hellish Times Square, Fliga glared at Alvin with some disgust and said, "Where are those 'super deodorants' of yours?"
Heimdall can't work anymore......"
Saying that, Fliga glanced at Lorelei in disgust, and said, "She and Sif only stayed for a few seconds and polluted the entire Rainbow Bridge......
Seeing Friega's arrival, Lorelei rushed out of the water column and shouted at her: "Kill me, kill me, keep me away from this devil......"
Probably thinking that the smell on Lorelei was too much, Friga reached out and made an energy ball to push her back into the water column, then looked at Alvin and said, "Hurry up, the Rainbow Bridge can't stop running, it's an important defense tool for Asgard." ”
Alvin spread his hands and said with a smile, "Then you may have to let Heimdall bear with it, the 'super deodorant' is still on the production line of Stark's chemical plant."
To tell you the truth, your prison management is really bad, and if you were careful, she wouldn't have escaped to Earth.
I think you're partly responsible for the tragedy here, and maybe you should consider writing me a check. ”
Saying that, Alvin looked at Lorelai, who was extremely unlucky, with some sympathy, and said, "Why didn't you kill her?" I heard you sent her to prison......"
Frigga smiled and shook his head, and said, "She helped me prove Odin's affection for me, why should I kill her?"
Killing her only makes me feel like I'm losing......
Maybe you can ask Fox if she's going to kill her, after all, she's targeting you now......"
Alvin nodded amusedly, he didn't expect Fliga to be such a confident woman.
Logically, the queen of the king's side should be eager to hang all the women around the king with "Ichijo Aya", but Fliga doesn't seem to be like that.
Alvin guessed with his dark thoughts, maybe Fliga wished that Odin old thing could do something out of the ordinary, and then she could decisively abandon that old thing, but Odin disappointed her......
When Frigga saw the expression on Alvin's face, he knew that he was mentally orchestrating bad words about himself and Odin, which made the queen feel very helpless......
With a flash of electricity on Alvin's body, Fliga waved his hand to create an air shroud that enveloped Lorelei's head.
I wanted to help Lorelei, at least so that she could maintain a little Asgardian image.
As a result, Fliga didn't expect that Lorelei's head was also stained with rotten eggs, and her action was equivalent to putting the bug in a small box, and then stimulating it to release its own stinky glands......
Alvin watched as the water that Lorelei spat out was about to drown her in the air cover, he looked at Frigga, who had a strange expression, and said, "You have refreshed my definition of cruelty, and sure enough, the royal words can only be believed a little bit......"
Embarrassed and angry, Fliga snatched Alvin's remaining "super deodorant" from the umbrella rope, walked up to Lorelai, cleaned the stench from her head, and then re-applied her with an air mask so that she could get a little fresh air.
Looking at Lorelai, who was extremely embarrassed and numb, Fliga looked at Alvin with a little headache and said, "Your approach is not gentlemanly at all......"
Alvin waved his hand indifferently and said, "Then you take her back, as long as you promise that she will not come to Earth again, I will definitely not care." ”
Frigga, the queen of Asgard, has a strong sense of responsibility, and she hates Lorelei very much, but it is a bit embarrassing for her to watch an Asgardian goddess being so humiliated on Earth!
Friega looked at Lorelai, who had basically lost the desire to live, and she said with a wry smile: "Can you get rid of the stench on her body and let me take her away?"
I promise she will spend the last years of Asgard in the deepest prisons......"
Alvin smiled and shook his head, saying, "I gave you a chance before, but Heimdall sent them back.
There is certainly no problem with deodorizing her, but what about those who died because of her?
It's not enough to go to jail, they need a little real compensation......"
As he spoke, Alvin suddenly reacted that Fliga had just said "the last years of Asgard", not Lorelai's own last days......
Looking at Friga with a wry smile on his face, Alvin was really embarrassed to blackmail her.
It seems that the crisis in Asgard has really put too much pressure on her, and it is a bit inappropriate to say witticisms about such a Frigga.
As for this Lorelei, she really doesn't matter.
I can also cut her by myself, since it's all like this, it's all in prison anyway, and it doesn't make a difference where you sit there......
"Then you wait, deodorant production really takes time."
Alvin said as he frowned and looked at Friga and said, "You seem to have something on your mind?"
What went wrong with the war with the Cree? ”
Frigga shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Odin is a little too excited, which makes me a little worried.
Yesterday he gave Frey, the god-king of Warneheim, an ultimatum to send them to fight in the battle of Niedervenir.
Frey is my cousin and I know him ......"
Fliga shook his head as if he wanted to get the bad things out of his mind......
Looking at the concerned gaze projected by Alvin inside through the helmet of God of War 3, Fliga said with a smile: "Maybe I'm too nervous, but it's not a big deal......
And we still have you, right? ”
Alvin nodded seriously after hearing this, and said, "Yes, I have planned to participate in the war a long time ago.
I just didn't expect there to be so much involved......"
As he spoke, Alvin slapped his chest hard and said, "Asgard has served as a border guard for thousands of years......
Others may not understand, but I will never sit idly by and watch Asgard be shrouded in twilight......"