Chapter 147: Yin and Yang are reversed
It was a very large house, with white walls and black tiles on the outside and rows on the inside, which could be described as "magnificent".
It even feels like a Qiao family compound!
At first, I thought that the house of Mrs. Zhao, the demon concubine of the country of calamity, was very luxurious, until I saw Jiang Chen's Jiuqu Water Diversion Hidden Dragon Mansion, I knew that there were people outside the world, and now when I look at the house of the Dumb Balan family, the momentum is even greater than that of Jiang Chen's family!
And the location of the house is also very beautiful, the back is leaning against a tiger head mountain, on both sides are two small Hengduan Ridge, detached households, there is no neighborhood, this is called "tiger wings" in the yang house.
Living in this kind of yang house, it has the same effect as the yin house of the "Sky Swallowing Tiger", and the family can produce military generals.
I said why is it that the dumb Balan is so strange and amazing, and the feelings are sticking to the light of the house.
And this tiger wings house is not just anyone can enter the house, the pattern is small to live in, and I don't know how to die, but looking at this house, how can it be the house before the Republic of China, it can be seen that the dumb Balan family has lived here for generations.
It shows that the family is prosperous and has long heirs, and it also shows that the life of their family is rich and noble, and they are dominant.
Dumb Baran was excited at first when he got home, but he was a little surprised when he looked at the expressions of the two of us: "What's wrong...... Isn't our house a little broken? Don't dislike it, the ancestral house is not very new. β
No, what are you talking nonsense? Break?
Cheng Xinghe's eyes straightened: "Mom, I really can't imagine that Dumb Balan is a stupid son of a landlord." β
Shaking his head as he spoke: "You said that it is also the four major families, my family, I don't even have a fucking family...... Damn, it's really better to die than people, and goods have to be thrown away. β
Dumb Balan made us embarrassed to say and scratched the back of his head: "This house ...... Rare? β
Are you afraid that you are really the stupid son of the landlord's family, is this rare? This...... I don't know how to describe it.
Cheng Xinghe shook his head and was about to go inside: "Hey, you said that they are all four major families, and they can be regarded as the same qi and branches, do I think your father should be a godfather?" β
Dumb Balan grabbed Cheng Xinghe: "You wait a while, I'll tell you about our family rules." β
Cheng Xinghe was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and said enviously: "This Zhongding family is awesome, and there are rules for stepping on the threshold." β
Dumb Balan looked embarrassed, quickly shook his head, and said: "It's not, it's just that our family, yin and yang are reversed, I'm afraid that you will be a little unaccustomed to it as soon as you enter." β
Cheng Xinghe slapped his thigh: "Your family is all yin and yang, right?" β
At this moment, a man came out of the door, saw Dumb Balan, and immediately became happy, and walked this way.
This man is very handsome, even on a par with the black chicken, with a delicate and handsome face, but he is a little more masculine than the black chicken, and his figure is also long and tall, wearing a well-fitting suit, and he is as lively as a model of a luxury brand.
Dumb Balan suddenly became happy, and hurriedly opened the car door to greet him.
The two of them look alike and are apparently brothers.
The man patted Dumb Balan on the shoulder: "Yueyue is back?" How's things going? β
Dumb Balan nodded repeatedly: "It's going well...... But thanks to my two friends, let me introduce you, this is Li Beidou, and that is Cheng Xinghe......"
Cheng Xinghe seemed to have made up his mind to establish a good relationship with this family, and hurriedly held the man's hand: "Hello, hello, brother, just call me Xiao Cheng, Liu Qiaocheng!" I'm with a dumb person, no, I'm with Yueyue, that's a lifelong friendship! β
The first time he met me, he asked me to call him Mr. Cheng.
The man showed an embarrassed face: "Don't call me brother." β
Cheng Xinghe was stunned: "Ah, hello brother." β
Dumb Lan pulled Cheng Xinghe and said in a low voice: "This is my sister, Lan Jianguo." β
Sister? Founding?
Yin and Yang are reversed...... Is that what it means?
Mute Balan whispered to me: "Last time a little girl knew that my sister was a woman and cried for three days. β
Lan Jianguo smiled heartily: "The first time I came to our house, I was a little unaccustomed to it - this is the first time Yueyue has brought friends to the house, please hurry up." β
Mute Balan introduced to me: "Here's the thingβalthough I'm a man, I can only wear women's clothes and my name can only be called a woman's name, and once I wear men's clothes and call a man's name, then I won't live the next day." My sister is the same, before she got married, as long as she lived at home, she could only wear men's clothes and call men by name. β
This is the sequelae of their family's four-phase game? It turns out that although he has the ability to recruit yin, he is not a yin and yang person in the ordinary sense.
Cheng Xinghe looked at him and whispered, "Are you a man?" I don't believe it unless you show me. β
Dumb Balan glared: "Do you believe it or not?" β
At this time, a middle-aged man came out, he was also very handsome, with fashionable oily hair, and he was completely the type of uncle that little girls liked.
He and Dumb Balan and Lan Jianguo are carved out of the same mold, obviously their father.
Cheng Xinghe was about to worship his godfather with the middle-aged man, but he didn't think that the dumb man suddenly became happy: "Mom! β
The "middle-aged man" grabbed the dumb Balan and was ecstatic: "The youngest son is back!" It's the first time you've gone out, but your mother is worried to death. β
Cheng Xinghe and I are like comic characters, messy in the wind.
It turned out that since the Lan family became one of the four major families, the men in the family began to die young, and they saw that they were going to become extinct, and later got the guidance of a master, saying that the ancestral tomb had committed the yin and yang heavens, and if he wanted his son to live, he had to pierce his ears, wrap his feet, and name a woman to avoid premature death.
Their family did the same, and sure enough, the boy could grow up, but this is not counted, the man of the Lan family who marries a wife must also marry a man who has heavenly feet, no ear piercing, and no needlework, and is a "tomboy" now.
The Lan family has abided by this rule for so many years, although it did cause some inconvenience, but it was also beneficial-there was a yin and yang body that attracted ghosts, and he became a well-known Mr. Wu, and his family was prosperous and wealthy.
Co-authorship is also thanks to the fact that it is a new society now, or the dumb Balan will have to bind his feet.
The "middle-aged man" also nodded to us again and again, saying that Dumb Balan had made friends for the first time, and thanked us for not disliking it.
This is weird and embarrassing for me and Cheng Xinghe.
As he spoke, the "middle-aged man" invited us to enter the door, and as soon as I stepped on the threshold, I accidentally saw a large plaque of "Lanfu" hanging above my head, and I immediately frowned.
Because I saw a crack in the middle of the big plaque.
This is not a good sign - the crack in the door plaque is a sign that the family is in trouble.
I thought to myself, I had to pay attention to the dumb Balan for a while, and fix the plaque as soon as possible.
As soon as I entered the gate, the first patio flowers and trees were sparse, and there were many people coming and going, both men and women, and they were very happy to see the dumb Lan, and it was very fresh to see us, obviously the Lan family did not often come to outsiders.
We didn't dare to scream blindly, and watched Dumb Balan and other "middle-aged men" called second aunt and sixth uncle all the way, and other sexy beauties called fifth brother and seventh brother, and I felt like we had followed up with Jinghuayuan's daughter.
The "middle-aged man" and Lan Jianguo were very enthusiastic about us, and wanted to entertain us for dinner, but the dumb Lan didn't forget the business, so he asked, "Is my grandfather here?" β
Unexpectedly, as soon as he heard the words "my grandfather", the dumb Lan mother and his sister showed very subtle expressions, and Lan Jianguo hurriedly said: "Grandpa is in retreat today, what is there to talk about, you just came back, and there is no hurry to do anything at this moment." β
Dumb Balan then said, "That's fine." β
As he spoke, he turned back to us: "My grandfather retreats for three hours every day, let's eat first." β
Of course, the retreat could not be disturbed, so we nodded.
After the first patio, when I was about to enter the second patio, I suddenly heard a mess behind me: "This is broken." β
"What about the founding of the country? Let Jianguo think of ideas! β
Lan Jianguo was obviously the leader of their Lan family, hearing this, he frowned, put his hands in the pockets of his trousers and passed, his long figure leaned against the shadow wall, and asked in a deep voice, "What's wrong?" β
It's a domineering president in romance! It's a lot more than dumb baran.
"Jianguo, take a look, it's the death of Jin Xiuhe." A "middle-aged man" hurriedly said: "The people over there have come to our door, saying that our family collects money and doesn't do anything, deceiving the world and stealing fame, and they are liars at all!" β